#bracket posting

[lotsadeer]

Well, uh, yeah she's definitely able to do that for you @maurice-alpaca! thank you for your vote!

If YOU want to have Husky call you a gay bitch or something else, all you have to do is vote for her in the Sexiest Podcast Character Tournament (run by @sexiestpodcastcharacter) and send me proof!

[janmisali]

What we could have... Guys please...

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[lotsadeer]

Oh! Husky has something she wants to say to everyone about this poll hold on let me pass her the mic really quick...

Oh. Uh.

Better listen to what she says! Vote Spanks!

Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Unscripted Undefeated Bracket — Round 5−1

Trish Una (Riley Hopkins and Their Amazing Friends: Interstitial Infinity):

vote for trish una, girl who went to another universe, found out she was fictional / a tertiary character at best in her own story, and decided the proper coping method was to punch a guy to shreds

vote for trish una, girl who looked at carrie from the movie carrie and said "i could fix her"

vote for trish una, girl who fought a bear and won

vote for trish una, girl who put a part of herself into a machine in an attempt to control it and inextricably(?) linked the machine to her soul

vote for trish una, girl who might be the devil

Mod Note: This is only the Trish Una from the podcast Riley Hopkins And Their Amazing Friends. Do not vote on the basis of any other Trish Una.

Spanks Sinatra (Tidal Wave Games Podcast: SEE YOU, SPACE COWBOY...)

He/him lesbian drag king Frank Sinatra impersonator

Vote for my sad messed up drag king

Spanks is a he/him lesbian. come on. look at him

Anyway if it's rope/cable play you're into, Spanks has a move for that

Art of Trish Una courtesy of @charaznablescanontoyota.

Art of Spanks Sinatra by @violetfoxsketches.

Additional propaganda below the cut:

Trish Una (Riley Hopkins and Their Amazing Friends: Interstitial Infinity):

Trish Una, from the universe of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, ensures that the hits start coming and they don't stop coming. Trush Ina, from JJBA, fights Rachel from Animorphs and wins. T. Una Sandwich, from Jimmy John's Brash Accumulation, is best friends with Shadow the Hedgehog and she's also my dad. T-Minus Uno, from Chipotle,

She is emotionally compromised and definitely not turning into her father

Trish "is it stands" Una is the type of motherfuckers you need to see to be believed. Trish & Carrie toxic Yuri. Trish the fucking Spirit of justice. Trish is the real one.

Please vote for my close friend Trish Una or else you leave without saying goodbye to her

TRISH "THE MONEY" UNA

This is propaganda for all the female characters. Voters please remember how pretty all women are and factor that into every single vote you make. Thank you.

#is that fucking shadow the hedgehog

yes! he's one of the main party members! listen to intersitital infinity on riley hopkins and their amazing friends!

Trish Una is a girl who is certain she knows what's going on. She shishkebobed Simon from Infinity Train. She is best friends with Shadow the Hedgehog, Mob from Mob Psycho, Alphonse Elric, and technically Shoka Sakurane.

Please vote for Trish she is so so sexy

Trish Una could take over a position of leadership in a preestablished location but could Virtue have a emotionally fraught conversation with carrie white?

Spanks Sinatra (Tidal Wave Games Podcast: SEE YOU, SPACE COWBOY...)

Is too old for this shit (is 30)

When not performing, is drinking. When not drinking, is beating people up for money. When not beating people up for money, is performing. Life is purposefully structured to avoid encountering a thought for as long as possible

Loves to use his fists

Is so tired

This is propaganda for all the female characters. Voters please remember how pretty all women are and factor that into every single vote you make. Thank you.

Don't forget that Spanks' name is Spanks Sinatra ok, this is very important. Appreciate my jokes.

Don't you want to reach over and give him a better reason to turn his brain off for a while?

Spanks self-describes as a "himbo", but he's really not; he's highly intelligent and analytical, with a lot of shit in his past, and at the time you meet him the most effective way he's found to keep his own brain from overwhelming him is by beating it into submission with a life of hard drinking and violence

Important note: Spanks is a woman, he just uses he/him pronouns for various reasons, most of which are that he's a butch drag king.

Also vote for him.

Vote for Spanks Sinatra!!!

Who are you going to vote for: the he/him lesbian who can bench press you, or the tangled bundle of Christmas lights in your attic?

Come ON, you're going to let the he/him lesbian drag king Frank Sinatra who is also a bounty hunter get beat by a pile of cold, unflavored spaghetti??? Seriously?

Audio propaganda with Sammy Sinclair.

Art propaganda of Spanks Sinatra being crushed by Husky, as mentioned in the above audio propaganda.

[gimmick-blog-bracket]

Round 5: The Quarterquarterfinals

(Poll 2 of 8)

@creatures-in-posts

“Finds creatures in posts, makes things in posts into creatures, or adds their own drawings of creatures, based on tbh and btw (aka the autism creature and the adhd creature).”

“Smashorpassgilf here. I got killed by creatures-in-posts. Honestly? honored. My sword is on their side. I'm fighting for the creatures now. ”

@kittybroker

(no propaganda submitted)

[enidtendo64]

Guess she had no sick days 🤷‍♀️

[simplified-birds]

Simplified bird #137 - violet-backed starling

( requested by anon )

[baba-is-blog]

BABA IS SHOCKED

[lotsadeer]

One flirt for you :3 everyone check out @sexiestpodcastcharacter's tournament and vote for Husky!!!

send me proof and I will draw the big bear lady flirting with you :)

👍 acceptable, nothing but a small price to pay for big wonderful lady

(also yes this is a sideblog and the avatar there is from my main, @royalreef )

[alittlegreekreader]

several very thoughtful people on classics tumblr have talked about the popular perception of ancient greece as the site of myth & literature (not history) and ancient rome as the site of history (not myth or literature), how this relates to & informs the perception of (an interest in) ancient greece as gay/girl-coded/etc. and (interest in) ancient rome as male and even fascist. a lot of people have spoken about this from the angle of pointing out rome as a society which had its own myths, produced art, & also the weirdness of gendering (moralising?) the ancient world in this way when both ancient greek societies & rome were patriarchal, imperialist, reliant on enslaved labour, etc. but also & otoh ancient greece really isn't, and hasn't ever been, less appealing or available to fascists than ancient rome as a source of interest or inspiration. an interest in the ancient greek world isn't inherently any less likely to be fascistic. ancient greece's position in the european/european settler colonial imagination as the origin of "western civilisation" makes it appealing both as a place to retvrn to and a way to mark out racial & ethnic Others (as not originally greek & therefore fundamentally incompatible with europeanness/westernness/whatever). & as for the "rome is fascist, greece is gay" thing—do you think there aren't gay fascists? & given that there in fact are—where do you think they go for inspiration?

[lotsadeer]

I did not know about any of the things here, but I am intrigued and fascinated (& half-asleep an hour before my alarm)

Anyway, here's ypur proof-

Okay your icon made the Y/N for this VERY FUNNY

vote for Husky in the @sexiestpodcastcharacter tournament!

[janmisali]

our prediction: The Space Dance Positive Aura :) prevails

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[lotsadeer]

Husky has a message for Sammy Sinclair (and Spanks too!)

(background music is by makelovelikewar on bandcamp )

Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Unscripted Undefeated Bracket — Round 4−1

Propaganda

Husky (Hope's Hearth):

I would like to submit that Husky is a giant polar bear woman who is perpetually being climbed by a slightly smaller, but equally butch honey badger woman. And we all know honey badgers don't give a fuck. I'm just saying!

Did I mention Husky is also a wizard, with stats in Sexy, Battle, and Wizard? Guess which stat is her highest

Sammy Sinclair, the Scat King of Ganymede (Tidal Wave Games Podcast: SEE YOU, SPACE COWBOY...):

Don't be crass, it's scat as in jazz. Formerly known as the Sax King of Ganymede, before the loss of his prized saxophone in a debt to the Space Mafia necessitated a rebrand

PLEASE VOTE FOR SAMMY SINCLAIR, SCAT KING OF GANYMEDE!!!!!

In-character audio propaganda with Spanks Sinatra from last round.

Art of Husky courtesy of @lotsadeer.

Additional propaganda below the cut:

Husky (Hope's Hearth):

not only is she a giant polar bear woman, she has a Russian accent, is MASSIVE, fat, has huge tits, threatens people, and has a high rank in Sexy

She can crush a watermelon with her thighs. Or your head. Whatever you prefer.

She's a SPACE PIRATE on the Gilted Rose and uses her massive paws to solve problems. Husky WILL go through you. There is no stopping her.

Also did you know she's so big, a honey badger person can stand on her tits like a shelf?

She committed a successful honey heist and stole from a fascist empire. She helped save an eldritch god's girlfriend from demons who had taken over his library castle. She threatened to kill her boss, who she thought had been dead, because he was being a coward.

She's fat and powerful and deserves this.

did I mention she's a lesbian

A giant polar bear woman

This is propaganda for all the female characters. Voters please remember how pretty all women are and factor that into every single vote you make. Thank you.

Sammy Sinclair, the Scat King of Ganymede (Tidal Wave Games Podcast: SEE YOU, SPACE COWBOY...):

Don't be crass, it's scat as in jazz. Formerly known as the Sax King of Ganymede, before the loss of his prized saxophone in a debt to the Space Mafia necessitated a rebrand

Pansexual, pangalactic, personal pan pizza

4'10"; but it's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it

As a saxophonist, is good with mouth and fingers and can hold breath for a VERY long time

Say hi to your mom/dad/aunt for me

In-character audio propaganda from when he was against Lup, and an in-character cover of The Slur Song.

you know what's sexier than being an umbrella? Making da fuckin corpos so mad they cancel you.

I heard that swearing is sexy, or something

sexiestpodcastcharacter lore

[gimmick-blog-bracket]

Round 2: The Quarterquarterquarterfinals

(Poll 9 of 64)

@pointless-achievements

“i find pointless achievements funny and cool”

@creatures-in-posts

“Finds creatures in posts, makes things in posts into creatures, or adds their own drawings of creatures, based on tbh and btw (aka the autism creature and the adhd creature).”

[successionsmashorpass]

Round 5: FINAL

blog info/background

[morethanwonderful]

Sweeping away his competition with a constant lead and a final victory by 22%, Shen (Yuan) Qingqiu has officially beaten Qi Rong and been crowned the MXTX character that was/would be most insufferable if given access to the internet!

In the end, it turns out that this whole elaborate tournament was for naught. Even Qi Rong, the man voted more annoying that 63 other characters, cannot hold a candle to the sheer degree of insufferable that we know our dear Peerless Cucumber was and would be. Absolutely nobody can compare to Shen Yuan's canon keyboard warrior antics.

Thank you all for joining me on this journey! I hope everyone had fun voting in this tournament, as I know I had a lot of fun running things and watching everyone's hot takes. Shen Yuan may have rendered all but the very final round of voting moot with his sheer loveable obnoxiousness, but maybe the real most insufferable people online are the friends we made along the way :).

[mr-payjay]

things to post. balloon + nickel ii gijinkas. journal ppt2 gijinka because im hyperfixating on him. and nickel bfdi gijinka who just straight up gets to be a girl ❤️ and by arm weakness i mean he can't lift his arms very high nor can he use a spray bottle etc