#brad from monetization

[cant-get-worse-than-this]

Thinking about how when Brad said "literally every single person in accounting is bisexual". Does that mean there are other stuff like that? Because keeping in mind that Rachel is gay, it is safe to say that Brad is gay too (Brad being gay was already well known but I'm just laying the facts). I propose you this:

Everyone in monetization is gay.

[helslastangel]

Pisces in the Houses

Pisces Ascendant (1H)

Seems dreamy; intuitive abilities are obvious to others. Sensitive to emotion in general - theirs and others. Goes with the flow and follows their instincts. Non-judgmental and accepting of many ways of being. Looks or seems younger than their age for a long time. Will not tolerate any disruption of their home & privacy. Often found in charts of actors, musicians and artists.

Pisces Ascendant celebrities include Michael Jackson, Ryan Gosling, Whitney Houston, Kourtney Kardashian, Alicia Keys, Gwyneth Paltrow, Bruno Mars

Pisces in 2nd House

Seems grounded, but often lose belongings. Focused on manifesting and achieving their dreams. Can be good at monetizing their skills and hobbies. Self-reliant, or try their best to be. Might live on a shoestring budget. Good at earning money but struggle with saving it. Self-worth fluctuates with assets or bank balance. May have a laid-back approach to finances.

Celebs with 2H Pisces: Matt Damon, Naomi Campbell, Megan Fox, Barack Obama, Nicki Minaj, Prince Harry, Zendaya, Carl Jung, Al Capone, Kaley Cuoco

Pisces in 3rd House

Excellent storytellers. May often be called on to speak on behalf of others. Likely sent by siblings to ask parents for permission. Persuasive people; may be the family spokesperson. In tune with gut instincts. Communication plays a significant role in their lives. Could be writers, professionally or as a hobby. Struggle to ground themselves. Always trying to escape. Passionate daydreamers with strong intuitions. I don't know why, but this placement reminds me of Floki from Vikings.

Celebs with 3H Pisces: Princess Diana, Oprah Winfrey, Anne Hathaway, Paris Hilton, Elizabeth Taylor, Kylie Jenner, Christiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi, Mother Theresa.

Pisces in the 4th house

Places a high value on family history. Might feel obligated to preserve heirlooms and family legacy. May enjoy looking into ancestry and family trees. Knows everyone at family reunions and easily spots a stranger. Needs a stable home environment to feel safe.May put a lot of effort into cultivating their safe spaces. Can be delusional about the people in their family and struggle to accept them for who they are, rather than who they imagine them to be.

Celebs with 4H Pisces: Bruce Lee, Elvis Presley, Nelson Mandela, Friedrich Nietzsche, Eminem, Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Lawrence, Taylor Swift, Brad Pitt, Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian, Björk, Bob Marley

Pisces in 5th House

Has a big soft spot for children. Can be childlike themselves in some cases. Wants to save everyone and be saved too. Motivated but indecisive energy. Extremely creative, but unfocused in their efforts. Can spend too much energy trying to figure out how best to spend energy. Enjoys many hobbies; may struggle to master any of them due to lack of focus. Does best with hobbies that allow for maximum creativity. Once they understand what they want out of life, their path will become clearer. Inner work is crucial to remove blocks.

Celebs with 5H Pisces: Frank Sinatra, Robin Williams, Katy Perry, Lana Del Rey, Harry Styles, Natalie Portman, Jim Carrey, Sigmund Freud, Charlie Chaplin, Halsey, Melanie Martinez, Stephen Hawking, Doja Cat

Pisces in 6th House

Often forgets to eat because they were too busy helping everyone else. Compassionate to the point of self-sacrifice. Often drawn to healing professions or spiritual service. Can have several undiagnosed health conditions and turn to alternative or holistic medicine. Struggles to maintain a routine unless it truly feels meaningful. Might turn their workspace into an emotional sanctuary with candles, crystals, plants, and special playlists. Needs reminders that they’re allowed to rest, too. Prone to overwork in chaotic environments.

Celebs with 6H Pisces: Princess Margaret, Audrey Hepburn, Steve Jobs, Zendaya, Billie Eilish, Tyra Banks, Heath Ledger, Frida Kahlo, Justin Timberlake, Alan Watts

Pisces in 7th House

Falls in love with potential. Romantic, idealistic, and can be delusions in relationships. Attracts partners who seem emotionally intense or need to saved. May not truly enjoy solitude and prefer being with someone. Others may feel lost in relationships and prefer to spare their identity. Deeply compassionate and can see through peoples' defenses into their souls. Must develop strong boundaries or they’ll become emotional sponges.

Celebs with 7H Pisces: Marilyn Monroe, Paul McCartney, Jada Pinkett Smith, Daniel Radcliffe, Blake Lively, Keanu Reeves, Nina Simone, Sarah Jessica Parker, Shakira

Pisces in 8th House

Reads everyone's emotions, motives, and secrets whether they want to or not. Always clued in to the energies in a room. Enjoys uncommon or taboo topics. Prefers deep emotional bonds with friends and partners that feel like mystical experiences. Otherworldly sex appeal, or for some, a hidden side they rarely show to others. Loss and grief can trigger emotional transformations. Can feel haunted but are not sure by what or why. Abandonment issues. May appear all-in but secretly fear betrayal and play some cards close to the chest.

Celebs with 8H Pisces: Rihanna, Angelina Jolie, Tupac Shakur, Edgar Allan Poe, Marina Abramović, Joaquin Phoenix, Maya Angelou

Pisces in 9th House

Wanders the world (physically or in their minds) seeking truth and meaning. Gives off the energy of a spiritual teacher without even trying. Idealistic when it comes to beliefs. May be interests in philosophy, religion, or cultural studies. Most likely to speak about finding God or peace in poetry, nature, other's journeys and so on. Travel feels cathartic. Has escapist tendencies. Lives entire other lives through books, films, dreams, or travelling to new areas. Can become the mentor they always wished they'd had.

Celebs with 9H Pisces: Carl Sagan, Lana Del Rey, James Dean, Florence Welch, Yoko Ono, Virgil Abloh, Greta Thunberg, Oscar Wilde, Aldous Huxley

Pisces in 10th House

Has a elusive public persona that others idealize or misunderstand. Might have other people project their one dreams, fantasies, and assumptions onto them a lot. Creative, sensitive, and often spiritual. Could enioy careers in film, music, healing, or any path that allows them to channel their emotions. Moves up the ladder at work in quiet or unusual ways. May struggle with being given authority or feeling too visible before they are ready.

Celebs with 10H Pisces: Kurt Cobain, Beyoncé, Britney Spears, Winona Ryder, Heath Ledger, Barbra Streisand, Aaliyah, Greta Garbo, Mac Miller

Pisces in 11th House

Social butterfly with a halo of mystery. Feels deeply connected to humanity but may feel like an outsider in friend groups. The dreamer who envisions a better future or comes up with their best ideas at 3 AM. Attracts friends from all walks of life. May feel closest to other creatives, rebels, and black sheep types. Can be a bit idealistic about community and become disappointed when reality doesn’t match the fantasy. May disappear and reappear months later like nothing happened. Everyone loves them, or pretends not to.

Celebs with 11H Pisces: Cher, Lady Gaga, Timothée Chalamet, Jane Fonda, Freddie Mercury, Nina Dobrev, Pablo Picasso.

Pisces in 12th House

Mystic. Hidden healer. Feels like they came to earth with a mission they can’t remember. Intuitive, but try to suppress this part of themselves. Needs plenty of alone time and lives in their dreams, subconscious, and things unseen. May have a highly creative side in secret, or spiritual talents that they express on in private. Carries ancestral burdens. Once they embrace their inner mystic, they become powerful guides who channel wisdom from other worlds.

Celebs with 12H Pisces: Albert Einstein, David Bowie, Prince, Amy Winehouse, Tim Burton, SZA, Salvador Dalí, Florence Nightingale

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[fujobritta]

honestly i straight up just dont understand why they didnt make rachel the head writer to replace cw . it was RIGHT there . cw just died, she just dropped out of berkeley, they had a pretty cool dynamic from s1-2, etc. she shouldve just succeeded him it wouldve been interesting !!! why did they even decide to make her an idiot too 😭 she never seemed like an idiot before (a bit gullible, maybe, but she wasnt like . uneducated or anything for the most part) and im so sure she couldve been a pretty good writer ... she honestly had some good ideas in grouchy goat, it just wasnt appropriate for a shitty mobile game lol . it wouldve been interesting to see how gamers might react to a "woke" person writing for the game especially with how ive seen people treat ubisoft after the whole black samurai thing in ac shadows, or even with how people treated aloy from horizon (which wouldve been pretty meta to make a reference to i mean come on) ... we couldve gotten some crazy stuff with sue !!! i love sue !!! let her out of the basement more please !!!

and i truly dont get why theyd make her head of monetization anyways like yeah whatever its funny but shes literally . a gamer . she would absolutely hate microtransactions . and nfts . why would she take a job where she deals with exactly that . why would brad think it would be a good idea to get HER to be the replacement head of monetization . ykw HOW DID SHE EVEN GET THE JOB 😭😭😭

[drunkrabbitsobs]

so, what the fuck was that shit.

the finale sucked i just started writing about the season, heres my barely spell checked thoughts.

this season had many issues but the mains ones are this

flanderization

no consequences

no follow through

disjointed storylines

whatever the fuck carols story was

poppy oh god poor poppy im so sorry the writers did this to you

let's start at the top, flanderization. it was real bad this season. though it effected rachel the worse.

Season 1 Rachel is a well meaning leftist test player who wants to ask out the girl she likes but is too nervous.

Season 2 Rachel is a well meaning leftist test player who wants to ask out the girl she likes but is too nervous, but then does it anyway awwwwwww. Then she and her partner end up working directly with Poppy and Ian each.

season 3 Rachel is a well meaning leftist... who doesn't have a job, ends up being given one cuz she's magically good at monetization now.

season 4 Rachel argues before congress for child labor.

the fuck happened here. how does one go from awww shy leftist wants to ask out her crush, to child labor? well you start with a character who only existed to be in a relationship and you have her keep existing afterwards. the writers didn't know what to do with dana and Rachel, so they made Dana an over-righteous dumbass and rachel fucking this.

it sucks, it's bad, it's not the only flanderization this season. brad, who before this points biggest manipulative move was *checks notes* buying a mug that said 'battle royal' on it,

tries to burn down his house

breaks into people's cars and moves stuff around to "take away there sense of safety"

almost embezzles from the company stopping only at the last second.

I like Brad being evil but this just isn't in character. His motivation over the whole season has been muddy and unclear. though this does lead us right into

no consequences

There are no consequences for anything. Rachel argues for child labor In Front of congress, she's a bit bummed for a couple days. carol fucks the testers, she had a dream. Brad pretends to be David's friend for 6 months, literally nothing. theres no stakes, i dont buy that naything bad can happen cuz theres ni fucking consequences.

no follow through

Dana is shown up by a younger coder so she... hmm, uh she.. makes a new game, but then that turns into brads plot and she gets fired and he... doesn't? She says she's her generations best coder cuz she made a roblox game, and then in the finale she is working at mythic quest again.

Besides the proposal (which was more about Rachel anyway) this is all Dana does this season.

brad he uh, is hunting himself? maybe? first couple eps i guess. he meets his ex they fuck. hmm, he tries to scam david but gets caught in a pretty good ep. but then like its just fine again afterwards. then finale he's head of monetization again? somehow? and like he just throws away the thumb drive and it means??? i guess he chose mythic quest over anna, but like why? Is he still working for dana? Are both him and Rachel head of monetization? did she actually get fired and they just needed to shove more carol plot in there so they cut it out. ??????????????????????????????????????????

david, i dont even fucking know man. he wants friends, he makes them, there both conservative and progressive. like there really into the long hair and stuff idk. he has the whole beach ep, the joke of oh it sounds like he's asking ian out. really what has he done this season i can't think of a thing.

jo, she had like the start of an arc, like looking for a purpose. only to conclude her purpose is being an assistant. and now she has this job and like.... why? why'd they give it to her? why didn't they actually show us her doing... anything? She had the beginning and the end of an arc but no actual arc part.

disjointed storylines

In the finale the a and b plot never once interact. throughout there's this issue of there's the grimpop storyline and then there's the rest. everything else is secondary to these 2 characters. It kinda feels like you took 2 different shows, mythic quest the workplace comedy with an ensemble cast and a slow burn romance dramedie and just smashed 'em together. it just doesn't fit, Ian and poppy dont fit.

whatever the fuck carols story was

God, what was that and why did we spend so much time on it?

idk if i'm reading too much into it but like, having a black woman fantasize and dream about doming 2 white men and making them kiss... idk it feels racist. like that + the guy in the finale saying dana had a mean face, which like her whole thing originally was that she was chill (right im remembering that correctly. That was her thing) idk carol and dana definitely played a lot more into the stereotype of mean black women this season.

poppy oh god poor poppy im so sorry the writers did this to you.

where to start

before this season poppy was a virgin, she was a fucked up little goblin who ate from the trash and couldnt hold down a friendshipoutside of mythic quest nonetheless a relationships. Now she's... really good at sex and can handle a fling.

couldn't handle condoms through cuzs she's pregnant. and... she keeps it. why. like genuinely why would she keep it, poppy doesn't like kids, she's focused on her job, she's not even dating storm. she has no reason to keep it beyond "of course i'm keeping it, it's amazing when you think about it," poppy keeps the baby cuz its a sitcom and they refuse to consider any other option.

ian. ian who was poppy's childhood idol, ian who was her first and only boss, ian who made everything about him in their 15 year partnership. Poppy decides she is done with him, but comes right back. season 3 was right in the end i guess, "it is what it is" they kiss. Poppy kisses the man who controlled her life for 15 years, the man she almost escaped, and the credits roll. I don't know what's next for Poppy, but I do know this.

they cant have them be romantic, it sends the message that they are a good couple. The relationship is incredibly unhealthy and built upon ian seeing her as a surrogate mom.

they cant have them be abusive cuz its a sitcom and Rob McElhenney isnt gonna write his own character as abusing a pregnant woman.

idk what they do, but ill i can think is, what happens when the baby comes. ian wont change, the ending was them deciding not to. he will want poppy to be with him at all times all her focus on him, it'll be like when a 5 year old gets a baby sibling and they hate them cuz they used to have all the attention. but ians a grown man with more power over poppy than I could ever describe. 

[neonandfuckinggarbage]

not so much into mythic quest anymore but holy fuck brad bakshi is the character ever. he's conniving as fuck. his name means big money. his protégé is a conservative 20-something. he took the fall for her and everyone was immediately willing to believe he got arrested for insider training. people think he's abed nadir and he's literally the antithesis to everything about abed nadir. his fantasy world name is brad from monetization. he couldn't kill the pig. he's like this because he wants to be scrooge mcduck.

[franki-lew-yo]

Doug Walker

Really scared that, because of his Smiling Friends appearance alongside the likes of fellow cringelords/friendly lolcows like Chills, the #ChangetheChannel buzz about Doug Walker and the people he's hurt is going to resurface in a new way --with people 'clapping back' with how Linkara or Allison Pregler or whoever else is "also cringe" and therefor what happened in 2018 is " nothing ". No one cares/should care that Doug Walker is "#cringe. That's not what people (in the know) were mad about back when and that's not what people are still mad at him for now. It's because,

in trying to deflect from drama he was in with his former employeefriends, Doug and his company publicly outed a dead person as a sexual predator, who's death and legacy they were protecting+monetizing, did NOT protect the victims of said predator, and all to make his critics at the time seem like the actual bad guys when in reality they, unlike Doug and co, didn't know.

and THEN Channel Awesome proudly acted like they had not only not done anything wrong for how they both protected and outed JewWario but also like they owed no apologies ever.

They (Doug and CA) went as far as to rope Double Toasted into this by having Brad Jones say on their show "Logan Paul filmed a dead body and he still has a career" and "apologize, even if you don't mean it". Brad and his wife went on to claim that the Not So Awesome crowd had doxxed and swatted him, which is an absolute lie.

No amount of badfaith Doug-reviews, Linkara barking back at RalphtheMovieMaker, Marzgurl's beef with Vic Mignogna or whoever in the breadtube sphere supported Keffals cuz they don't/didn't know of what she did compares to Channel Awesome.

Channel Awesome and the #NotsoAwesome stuff that went down in 2018 maybe started out as '' drama '' but through NO ONE's fault but CA's own it escalated into outright scandal where Channel Awesome is absolutely in the wrong. They (Doug, Brad Jones, all the rest of the CA team) should not be allowed cute cameos on any shows. They are not 'just as cringe' as whoever you were thinking of. They are cold-hearted egomaniacs who use and misuse other people.

In an age of fraudsters, criminals and every other streamer being some degree of awful predator or bigot, sure; maybe Channel Awesome being '' just '' complicit in hiding a predator and being a shitty friend/employer is 'small potatoes'. That doesn't mean it's okay.

If MrBeast gets flaq for existing, cr1tikal gets flaq for centrism, Vaush gets flaq for being Vaush and even Lindsay Ellis flaq for elitism, than you ought to hold Channel Awesome to that same standard.

[skeletonthecreator]

hi what is mythic quest. i peeked into the tag and saw mention of an aabria cameo and got ashly burch jumpscared. is that your autism guy from community

OOOOH MY GOD HI. HI. MYTHIC QUEST IS THE WROST ITS SO AWESOME. and yes thats my favorite autisitc from community playing Another autistic who is evil and bisexual and a capitalist its really cool and awesome i love you brad from monetization. so like imagine if all the worst people ever in the world worked at a video game company and they all hated each other. and thats like basically mythic quest. its really good. i love it so much. i hate it so much. i love it so much.

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[thelonelynindroid]

'it's not my legacy 🤷‍♂️' brad from monetization invented idgaf

[bakshiis]

this interaction is so important to me.

brad: over the past year i played life on hard mode and i speedran it. i went from a convict to a janitor to the head of monetization and it was so easy. rachel: ooh, uh. i'm the head of monetization. brad: only because i engineered it. i could take it away from you in an instant. rachel: i wouldn't let you do that, 'cause i'm a badass boss bitch. brad: oh please. i single-handedly caused you to abandon all your principals. practically overnight i turned you from a socialist into a greedy capitalist who's mooning over a check like a dog with its hump-stuffie.

brad then tells rachel that her job is safe, that he's not going to take over as the homie for mythic quest. he needs something different, he needs a challenge. he needs something different and he needs to do it for himself. also the fact that he convinced rachel to work in monetization. i truly think that he did that because he saw potential in rachel. she didn't know what to do, she didn't have a passion and drive. he found out that rachel as someone who played a lot of video games knew exactly what customers would want to see and what advertising and paid products would actually sell. i really like how brad says 'i could take it away from you in an instant' but he doesn't. he doesn't want to get to the top because of devious manipulation. he wants a challenge, something that he can strive for.

[drunkrabbitsobs]

Hey quick question the ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT

Did Rachel get fired? Why is Dana still there? When did brad get the fucking job in monetization back???!?!?!??!?? WHERE DID ALL THE JO STUFF COME FROM??? ?WHY DID THE 2 STORYLINES NOT INTRACT AT FUCKING ALL???????

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[mcdennis]

It's me again >:)

How do you think it went that Brad and David shared an office?

i think about brad and david sharing an office so much. because there's obviously the office for monetization, the one with all the big monitors and stuff. so why wasn't brad there? i could see brad himself requesting for a more private office and they didn't have enough space for him to have his own so he got stuck sharing an office with david. so far from what i can tell (in season three) rachel doesn't have her own office space and just works out of that monetization room.

overall i think brad and david sharing an office worked really well for the both of them. yeah david loves to chat but he's also really respectful, so i can see him giving brad the privacy and quiet time that he needs. if anything i think it was helpful for brad, less isolating, even if brad doesn't exactly realize it if that makes sense.

[cksmart-world]

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The Completely Unnecessary News Analysis

By Christopher Smart

September 5, 2023

AGE OF RAGE: COUNCILMAN CONVICTED OF HURLING F-BOMBS

OK Wilson, this is serious. Park City Councilman Jeremy Rubell was found guilty of spewing the F-word at cross-country skiers and fined $160. Just imagine if everyone dropping the F-bomb was penalized by the judicial system. We could retire the national debt. Rage is fulminating from coast to coast. Thank you, Fox News. Passengers are punching out flight attendants, patients are threatening to kill healthcare workers and if you're on a local school board, watch out. Councilman Rubell lives next to the Park City Golf Course, which is used as a cross-country ski track in the winter. According to a police report, a group of skiers paused last winter near his house and Rubell flipped them off — just because. When the salutation was returned the councilman let loose with a slew of expletives that witnesses said went on for five minutes. "You f***ers are always doing this ... don’t worry, we’re going to shut you f**ers down." No Wilson, we don't know if he's a MAGA man, but like many people he's had it up to here. Some say 2016 presidential candidate Donald Trump gave people permission to act out on their frustrations. But long before that, right-wing conservatives found ways to monetize hate. That's about as American as you can get. Patriotic hating. Land of the free, home of “up yours.”

WHO'S THE APPRENTICE NOW, FAT BOY

“You're Fired!” Then-real estate mogul Donald Trump gained notoriety when he hosted the popular reality TV show, “The Apprentice” on NBC from 2004 through 2006. The audience would wait each week for Trump's signature edict when he would bellow at the contestant (apprentice), “You're fired!” Don't look now, but Trump's criminal trial in Georgia will be live streamed and this time Trump will be the apprentice. But instead of looking to secure a job he'll be trying to stay out of prison. For that he'll need “not guilty” verdicts to each of the 41 charges leveled against him and 18 co-defendants. District Attorney Fani Willis will play host, but she's unlikely to question Trump directly, unless he takes the witness stand. That's about as probable as Trump not lying about his weight — 215 pounds? Ha! Willis will present evidence, like the telephone call on Jan. 2, 2021when Trump told Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger “to find 11,780 votes... ” His strategy to stay in power was reminiscent of Borat romancing Pamela Anderson. If the former president was looking to advance as a coup director, the jury might have told him, “You're fired!” Who — except congressional Republicans — would hire this dude to pull off a coup d'tat. You're fired! And don't let the door hit you on the way out.

PROUD BOYS OR WHIMPERING WUSSES

That wonderful, patriotic group of white nationalist thugs, The Not-So-Proud Boys will be cooling their heels in the slammer with plenty of time to ponder whatever the hell they were thinking when they attacked the U.S. Capital on Jan. 6. The Proud Boys might want to consider a new name for their neofascist organization of “real men” — something like The Beaten Boys or The Whimpering Wusses. Convicted in federal court of seditious conspiracy are: Joseph Biggs, sentenced to 17 years in prison; Zachary Rehl, 15 years; and Ethan Nordean, 18 years. Proud Boys leader, Enrique Tarrio, was sentenced to 22 years for seditious conspiracy. Those are the longest sentences of the 1,100 tried so far in the 2021 insurrection. Like most of the others, The Proud Boy leaders whimpered and sobbed upon sentencing: I messed up. I was seduced by the crowd. Bad judgement got the better of me. What happened to the breast-beating ruffians who bragged of “political violence.” Here's a coincidence: In a 2020 presidential debate Donald Trump said: “Proud Boys, stand back and stand by.” An attorney for Biggs and Rehl said: “They're patriots, not terrorists.” And the Earth is flat and Jan. 6 was just a fun family outing filled with love and unity.

Post script — That'll do it for another fun-filled week here at Smart Bomb, where we keep track of Burning Man so you don't have to. Well Wilson, people go to the nine-day event in the middle of Nevada's Black Rock Desert for a variety of reasons, some of which we can't mention here. Back when you and the band took your annual pilgrimage there, only about 7,000 or so original thinkers and old hippies made the scene — this year, there were 70,000. These days some folks fly in on private jets and stay in luxurious camps with private chefs, all for a cool 50,000 bucks or so. These Bourgeois Bohemians give new meaning to “communing with nature.” If you're a celebrity you've got to be seen as Burning Man at least once. The spectacle is, more and more, for cool people who want to get noticed “connecting with their creative powers.” This year when heavy rains turned the ancient lake bed into a giant mud pit — the so-called “Burners” really did have to get creative. Comedian Chris Rock reported the portable toilets could not be emptied. There was an inch of water in every tent. Food and water were in short supply. Your'e right Wilson, if that doesn't get you in touch with nature, what would?

Well, we've lost another one. Jimmy Buffett has gone to the big Margaritaville in the sky. Seems like people just keep dying: Christine McVie, Jerry Lee Lewis, Meatloaf, Chick Corea, Bunny Wailer, B.J Thomas, Dusty Hill, Nanci Griffith, Charlie Watts, David LaFlamme and the list goes on. So grab the band, Wilson, and take us out with a little something for those Parrotheads:

Nibblin' on sponge cake Watchin' the sun bake All of those tourists covered with oil Strummin' my six string on my front porch swing Smell those shrimp They're beginnin' to boil Wasted away again in Margaritaville Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt Some people claim that there's a woman to blame But I know it's nobody's fault Don't know the reason Stayed here all season With nothing to show but this brand new tattoo But it's a real beauty A Mexican cutie, how it got here I haven't a clue I blew out my flip flop Stepped on a pop top Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home But there's booze in the blender And soon it will render That frozen concoction that helps me hang on Wasted away again in Margaritaville Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt Some people claim that there's a woman to blame But I know, it's my own damn fault (Margaritaville — Jimmy Buffett)

[motherfuckingbrad]

megan ganz is the smartest woman alive because if Brad From Monetization was played by literally anyone else i would hate his stupid fucking guts for being so greedy and capitalistic and mean because that’s literally everything i’m against but because she got danny pudi to play brad i suddenly excuse every single one of his misdeeds and just want to wrap him up in a blanket and hug him to my chest. she’s brilliant

[jeonghanscheekboness]

Brad Bakshi headcanons

Because some ppl are woobifying him a little too much and I need to bring y’all back down to reality. he’s not a good person.

Yes he has a cat. It’s name is Trashcan, and it’s a feral cat that lives in Brad’s backyard. It brings Brad dead animals as gifts.

Brad hates dogs and isn’t afraid to tell a dog owner, to their face, that their dog is ugly.

He hates kids.

His favorite food is plain cheerios Or Brussels sprouts

He likes basketball and his favorite team is the Chicago Bulls.

He smokes. Poppy tried to get him to switch to vape but he thinks vaping is for pussies.

He rewatches Texas Chainsaw Massacre every Christmas.

Brad saw the Beastie Boys in concert 3 times.

If he’s in line at Starbucks and get the “pay it forward” chain, he just takes the free drink and stops the chain.

He has a bit of road rage

He’s never cried at a Disney movie