#bribe

[destiel-news-network]

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"No Person holding any Office [in the United States], shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present... of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State." — US Constitution, Article I, Section 9, Clause 8

[theonion]

Groaning as he scrolled through the terms and conditions and agreed to hold the platform harmless in the event of a financial loss, local man Ben Tormos told reporters Monday that he couldn’t believe he had to download a stupid app just to bribe the president. “Why can’t bribing the president be as straightforward as doing a dead drop of a briefcase in a parking garage like it used to be?” said Tormos, complaining that he had to link his bank account to a cryptocurrency exchange and make space on his phone by deleting some of the apps he used to bribe other world leaders and public officials. 

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[my-midlife-crisis]

[motazpress]

Trump's statement: "Aid will enter Gaza"

While my child was trying to cling to any chance of survival, I lost my only child. My child was killed. He will not live hungry anymore!! Please do not leave my family. Save my family, even if one meal is enough for $25, or any help. Do not ignore their cries for salvation. You are their only hope.

D O N A T E H E R E F O R G A Z A C H I L D R E N

[7itch0zero]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was trying to bribe God into turning me into a Blue Pikmin.

[thingstrumperssay]

Qatar is bribing Trump with a plane and Trump's accepting it. It's illegal but this is the only article that will fully acknowledge that it's a bribe. (And this one that uses sarcastic language but still mostly just ask if it's a gift or not.)

All of the major ones calls it a "gift" and that is infuriating for reasons no Trump supporter will understand. (I know it locks most of the article in a subscription, but the one paragraph and the video are really all you need.)

[destiel-news-network]

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[tomorrowusa]

ICYMI, an oil sheik in Qatar is bribing The Orange One with a fancy and expensive airplane.

Trump says US government plans to accept luxury jet following reports of multimillion-dollar gift from Qatar

The word GIFT is just one letter away from GRIFT. This is corruption on a scale that would make Warren Harding blush. The greed involved would make even Gordon Gekko shudder.

Trump’s Latest Conflict of Interest? Accepting a Plane From Qatari Royals.

[futileexercise]

[spacevixenmusic]

Source: Biker Mice From Mars [1994]

[nando161mando]

Revealed: UnitedHealth secretly paid nursing homes to reduce hospital transfers

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/may/21/unitedhealth-nursing-homes-payments-hospital-transfers

[savagechickens]

Christmas Bribe.

And more Christmas comics.

[gwydionmisha]

This is a bribe and also a national security risk.

[kply-industries]

"Now now, one felony per hot dog bribe. Oop! Shouldn't have called it that!"