#bulkjack

[dudefromcult-wmw]

😭😭😭

[cheesebrackers]

I still don’t and will never understand how bulkjack is considered a rarepair when both are canonically best friends, arcee’s "who’s the boyfriend?" Joke happening in their first interaction on screen and not being denied, that "it’s because I love ya" n shit like. ? What’s going on?

[moominmanoneandonly]

Some doodles inspired by @madamadamiu cat au

[zedortoo]

There’s like three ships crammed into this video

[bundleofstyx]

wheeljack has two hands

[jessenitrogen]

bulkjack doodles,,,(TF:Breaking Point)

IF I DONT GET TO HUG THEM I CAN ATLEAST DRAW THEM HUGGING EACHOTHER

AND CUDDLING THATS GOOD TOO

[raileurta]

Miko forced to move back to Japan au:

Bulkhead and wheel jack kidnap Miko

Bulkhead would have a moral dilemma over this, Wheeljack is already making long term plans to keep her on his ship, and Miko would be not so subtly trying to get herself kidnapped.

This is how I imagine it comes about:

Jack and Raf just so happen to be in Japan so they decided to call up Miko's household to see if they could come over as a surprise. Miko's mom picks up and she's delighted to invent them over. While she technically didn't say anything weird they still got a bad vibe from her. Miko's recent texts they've both had gotten felt a little scripted and out of character which made them more wary.

Both of the boys were equipped with some little cameras disguised as pins to let the autobots see Miko. There definitely was an argument of privacy from both Optimus and Magnus but they eased up when Wheeljack pointed out the kids would be meeting with adults they didn't know. Yes they were Miko parents but....... you never know. :)

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They arrive with some presents in very clean clothes and pressed button ups. Both of them had heard from Miko that her parents were a little strict and were very into presentation. And well the present didn't hurt their chances. They knocked a few times, after waiting a few seconds Miko's mom would answer the door. If someone were to personify the word clean and put together that's how you would describe Miko's mom. While a little on the small side she had this aura that would make anyone feel small. She politely invited them into her "humble abode." Which was definitely not all humble as the woman's house bordered on being called mansion. They walked through a long corridor decorated with various trophies and art. The autobots and humans admiring them alike. Raf looked up closer to a particularly beautiful painting that caught his eye; it depicted a nature scene of a grand waterfall in the middle of a forest, at the bottom was a gold plague that read "Miko Nakadai's River of peace."

Raf was both caught off guard and impressed. Back at base Miko always just drew the Autobots and various other vehicles in crayons or colored pencils. The drawings weren't bad per say but compared to this the skill level was striking. He was pulled away from the painting by Jack urging him to not get distracted again. After a few more minutes of walking they came into a dinner esc room where a familiar face was standing in front of a large tab. But something was wrong with Miko, her hair was perfectly straightened, down and missing it's iconic pink dye, she was in very formal clothing that you could mistake for a private school outfit, worst of all were her yellow eyes.

They looked so dead with no spark of the girls usually burning hurricane of passion. Jack wasn't with the autobots but he knew they were expressing the same horror in their faces he felt. Struggling to keep the alarm off their faces Miko walked up to them and greeted them politely with a bow. They hastily returned it not waiting to seem rude.

They sat down at the table and they were quickly served food by servants. Jack tried to strike up a conversation with Miko about what she's been doing trying to elevate the growing pit in his stomach. Miko responded with the school work she was working on, painting, and practicing piano. It felt like too Jack Miko had rehearsed this response a thousand times already. Which dude nothing but grow more of his dread.

What proceeded was less of a friendly chat and more of a detective integrating them. Miko's mom prodded about their academics, if they knew any instruments, what they did in their free time, and what future jobs they were pursuing. She seemed pleased with Raf's answers but not so much with Jack's. Once dinner was concluded Miko's mom sent Raf and Miko up to the second floor to give him a tour while Jack had to stay there for a talk. As soon as they were out of sight Miko's mom turned to him with a strained smile and said, "It was lovely to have you come over and the present was thoughtful but I'm afraid I won't be you allowing you to see my daughter anymore."

Jack tried to ask what he did wrong but was cut off when two large men started to escort him out of the house. The autobots were helpless but to watch as Jack was practically thrown out of Miko's mom house. Jack quickly went into a nearby forest and was ground bridged back to base. They made Raf's camera full screen and watched it with anxiety.

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Miko listed off the rooms still in a drone like fashion while Raf tried to figure out what was wrong with her. As soon as the pair entered a random bathroom Miko quickly locked the door behind them and her mask dropped.

"Raf you got to get me out of here! I can't stand being here anymore! If I have to spend another day in this torture house I swear to Primus I'm going to wake up Unicron himself and destroy the Earth." Miko whispered yelled.

"What-?! What's going on? Why are we whispering???!" Raf slightly panicked replied. With Miko's penchant for unimaginable chaos she probably could wake Unicron and Raf really doesn't want the Earth to blow up.

"Long story short my parents broke up, had a nasty divorce, my Mom was the one to keep me, then became mega strict and now I'm slowly suffocating to death."

"Okay- why are we locked in the bathroom then??"

"That woman got ears and eyes on the back of her head and like a bazillion hidden cameras with microphones in the house." Miko said.

Looking at her Raf could see she was terrified, Miko was never scared, she was nervous and frightened but never scared. But right now in front of him he could plainly see the fear in her whole body.

"If she's really that bad why haven't you gone to the police or cps? I'm sure they cou-

"DON'T YOU THINK I'VE TRIED?!"

"I KEEP TRYING BUT NO ONE BELIEVES ME OR IT'S NOT 'ILLEGAL' AND I JUST CAN'T- I just can't keep doing this a-nymore......."

Miko started to breakdown and fully sob at that point.

Wheeljack having seen enough started to head to his ship to kidnap rescue Miko. Bulkhead knowing what he planned to do tried well, to "stop him." Wheeljack just looked at him and he didn't say anything but his optics said everything.

"Do you really want to stop me?" They seemed to convey.

Bulkhead looked at the screen with his crying charge and put down his outstretched servo. Optimus and Ultra Magnus picking up on Wheeljack's plan also tried to stop him. There was tons of yelling and possible physical violence. It was put to an end when Miko called out to the Autobots. Raf had told her about the camera and now she was gripping the boy's shirt looking straight into the lens.

"Bulk? Guys? If you can hear me GET ME OUT!!! I don't care how you do it; I'll even be one of your guys human pets in a terrarium the decepticons were always talking about if it gets me out of this hell hole." Miko desperately pleaded.

Pure silence in the base.

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Cut to Miko happily snuggled up to Bulkhead's face in the jackhammer with Ultra Magnus in the back filling out adoption papers while Wheeljack talks about his latest adventures. Even Ultra Magnus (who definitely is a girl dad) couldn't ignore Miko's pleas. So they flew to Miko's prison at night and had her get her things together and left a note that may or may not imply she ran away. Teenagers do that all the time and it's definitely not at all kidnapping if they just do happen to have been in the same area when Miko left. It's also not kidnapping if they take her on a little ship ride.

Yep definitely not at all kidnapping. ;D

[textsfromcybertron]

(918): You screamed “pound me, you big thick stud.” I looked around for porn cameras.

(1-918): Shut up. I did not.

(918): I really wish I was making that up.

[dragqueenstarscream]

headcanon sexualities for tfp characters, autobot edition!

optimus: sad bisexual with a preference for men that can ruin his life.

ratchet: gay. very gay. embarrassingly gay, in the sense that if he finds a man attractive, he goes from calm and composed to complete loser.

arcee: bisexual with no real preference. she just wants to be the domme/top.

bulkhead: pansexual, but most of his relationships have been with men, so everyone assumes he's gay.

bumblebee: questioning. he doesn't really know what he is, and part of him doesn't particularly care. maybe some aceness to him.

cliffjumper: straight, but VERY confident in his identity and allyship. the kind of straight guy who would go to pride in drag and would gladly throw bricks at cops without hesitation.

smokescreen: gay, but he doesn't realize it yet. the kind of guy who tries to overcompensate by talking about how much he likes girls, but secretly, he has a FAT crush on bumblebee.

wheeljack: gay, but you wouldn't realize it until you catch him snogging bulkhead because he doesn't talk about his romantic life very often.

ultra magnus: confused asexual. blue screens whenever somebody hits on him because he doesn't know how to respond without sounding like even more of a dick.

[allsparkzines]

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Thank you so much @ramunaee for drawing this graphic <3

[dudefromcult-wmw]

sparklingssss (both femmes)

cutie on the second art is ratchet and knockout's kid (i don't know how finish that art but i love it)

[d16megatron]

A little bit of silly in my life never hurt. I love drawing in the official My Little Pony style, but I also love just scribbling my ideas down! These are all snippets of scenes in my head.

Prince Hot Rod isn't well versed in magic just yet. Unfortunately, King Parhelion [Optimus Prime] has been far too busy trying to handle the mess of Lord Onyx Storm [Megatron], and preventing the world from literally collapsing. So! Who better to teach than the very knight assigned to aid and protect the prince on his journey? Things are uh... going about as well as they can.

Bulkhead and Wheeljack are just a couple of goofballs. They get the job they are assigned to done pretty damn fast. Mostly so they can roughhouse and mess up shit in the lab. Jackie is great at making new inventions, but also very good at blowing said inventions into bits. Bulkhead does his best to help!

Blurr meets his number one fan, Mango Crush [Swerve]! He cannot help but find him cute. What a silly little guy... Mango Crush comes to watch every single race/tournament he enters!!! Always bets on him, and always wins. He hopes one day he'll come to his bar. 🥺

Mango Crush always makes it his goal to make Gleaming Victory [Ultra Magnus] smile at least a little bit! The big guy needs to loosen up, and who better than the silliest goober known to man? The journey they are on is gonna be long and arduous, might as well make some fun of it.

First Aid is so Vulpix coded. He works well with Critical Cure [Ratchet] and is a perfect buddy! While he is a sweetheart, don't let his appearance fool you. He is a menace in the best ways possible.

ALSO! I post more frequently over on my TikTok! My user is @/d16megatron_ for anyone who wants to come over and see the goofiness of me.

[moominmanoneandonly]

Transformers relationships dynamics

StarFire

Skyfire: My Darling?! They could never do such a terrible thing. You must be mistaken

Starscream: *evil laughter in the background*

KOBD ( version)

Breakdown: I'm not good at a lot of things. You could do better with someone who actually matches your speed. I know not many bots consider me attractive. (My brothers told me)

Knockout: More for me!!! Also your buffing skills are like one good thing about this place, you ain't getting away from me big boy~

BulkJack

Wheeljack: Sooo I might or might not exploded Ratchet lab..

Bulkhead: Jaackie..

Wheeljack: It's becouse he called you an idiot

Bulkhead: Oo thank you.. you still shouldn't do that

Wheeljack: I also got you a gift! Would love to see you wreck something with it~

Cliffjumper/Arcee/Mirage

Cliffjumper: Hey guys!! Look at this. *the most stupid and risky stuff ever*

Arcee & Mirage: Damn, that's attractive.

(+Noah)

Mirage: GUYS, GUESS WHAT I GOT!

Cliffjumper & Arcee: Please not again.. They die out so fast

Blitzbee

Blitzwing: *trying to live his life, control cuteness agression*

Bee: *ready to drop the most Gen Alpha out of pocket pick up line ever heard*

MegOp

Megatron: You are not the bot i feel in love with..

Optimus: I ASURE you, I AM!

Megop Tfa (becouse it's a whole diffrent ship)

Megatron: You imprese me little autobot, you the best opponent i ever had. Strong enought to be my partner.

Optimus: I survived 50 years sharing a dorm with Sentinel, your threats ain't scrap

*also that one add about Milfs in your area*

MegaPax (AU)

Megatronus: Damn, I think i just took a wrong client last night. Tarn is gonna kill me for this.. At least he was pretty intresting to talk to.

Orion:I.just.meet.my.favorite.author.and.we.spend.a.whole.night.talking.together... oooh. RATCHET I MIGHT MESSED UP!

MegaRod

*the entire script of Scott Piligram vs the world movie*

MegaSound (au version)

Megatron: "I might like Soundwave, but he is in a bad situation right now and was objectified his entire life. I can't put him under such pressure" The match today was great.

Soundwave: "LET ME HAVE YOUR GODDAMN SPARKLINGS, I WAS LITERALLY PROGRAMED FOR THAT!" afirmative

[thirdwheelingrightalong]

[mountaingutta]

How I see Team Prime’s dynamics

Based on my headcanons and my boundless love for family dynamics and the "found family" trope

So, you know those weird little things (wallets?) that you open and a whole trail of photos spills out—pictures of every family member, beloved person, and even pets? Optimus absolutely has two of those. One of the photos – bots and humans together and one with holoforms. And he’s more than happy to tell any poor soul willing to listen about each and every person in those photos. Except it’ll be the most convoluted story ever, one that leaves everyone even more confused and full of questions by the end.

And that would’ve been damn weird. So just imagine it:

Optimus was returning from a patrol when he accidentally ran into Knock Out and Breakdown, who were just coming back from yet another illegal street race.

The pair of Decepticons decided to have a bit of fun chasing the Prime. Unfortunately, they were too close to a populated area, and Optimus couldn’t just transform and pummel them—he risked exposing himself or harming civilians and infrastructure.

He tried to lure them out into the desert, but they were spotted by the cops and got pulled into a high-speed chase for reckless driving. Knock Out and Breakdown weren’t in the mood to deal with humans, so they simply bailed. But Optimus, being the law-abiding bot that he is, couldn’t just take off—and opening a ground bridge wasn’t an option either, not with the police nearby

So he pulled over to the side of the road. The cops got out of their car and started walking up to the driver’s seat… which, of course, didn’t actually have a driver in it

Optimus had tinted windows, so the officers couldn’t see that the cab was actually empty. One of them knocked and asked the driver to step out. A few seconds later, the tinted window rolled down, revealing a very anxious-looking man in his mid-40s (a holoform!)

The officers again requested that he step out and show his ID. The man hesitated, then opened the door and nearly stumbled out of the cab. The cops instantly assumed he was drunk.

By the time he finally stood in front of them, the officers had to crane their necks upward to look the man in the face. He was ridiculously tall

An awkward silence fell. Optimus stared at the cops without blinking, trying his best to make his expression look concerned and just a little guilty. In his hands, he held a leather wallet (courtesy of Agent Fowler, “just in case,” filled with forged identification)

The officers were slightly spooked but managed to keep it together. One of them took the wallet and opened it—only for a cascade of photographs to spill out instead of any documents

Another awkward silence followed. Instead of dealing with the strange half-truck driver, one of the officers began inspecting the spilled photos

Optimus blinked. Once. Then again. Then apologized and ducked back into the cab to search for the wallet where he kept his documents

The officer flipping through the photos asked him who the people in them were. Optimus lit up at the question

The other cop immediately realized this would now spiral into a long-winded tale about every single person in the photographs (and there were a lot), and shot his partner a murderous glare)

Optimus did manage to find the correct wallet, handed it over—then launched eagerly into explaining who each person in the pictures was to the now deeply regretful listener

The officer who had taken the documents stepped aside to begin filing a report for speeding and to check the database for any prior offenses. Out of the corner of his eye, he kept watching and listening to the weirdo’s rambling. Might come in handy later

According to the documents, the weirdo’s name was Orion Pax (what kind of name was that? Was he Greek or did his parents have a thing for ancient mythology?). He apparently had a large and strange family with very… complicated interconnections between its members

Apparently, he had a husband—described as the sweetest, kindest being on Earth, someone who looks after them all. But the photo showed an absolutely furious red-haired man holding a scalpel, clearly threatening someone just outside the photo

Then there was an indeterminate number of children. The officer guessed at least four: a freckled teenager with light hair and a bandana covering his mouth and chin, a broad-shouldered, muscular young man, an angry-looking woman with a scar on her cheek and pink hair, and a boy with blue hair and a mischievous grin

He also seemed to have a brother who looked a lot like him, only with a much sterner expression. Then there was a guy he referred to as his son’s boyfriend—but then also mentioned he was his brother’s boyfriend. And was that a real grenade in his hand? Oh yes, he works with explosives

There was also a photo of three other people: a boy, looked to be about 10–12 years old—who, it turned out, was also his son, though apparently his husband’s favorite

teenage girl with pigtails. Yes, she was his granddaughter… and also the ward of his brother, his son, and their boyfriend

And then there was a high school-aged boy. He’s under the care of his daughter—who shares guardianship with the boy’s biological mother. No, he’s not exactly sure about the status of their relationship, but he suspects something’s going on

There was also a photo of the boy’s biological mother. And another of a man described as "a family friend who’s a huge help, but the youngest ones call him the weird uncle"

By the end of this fascinating tale, both officers had completely forgotten why they’d stopped the driver in the first place. They handed back his documents and let him go without a second thought

Optimus politely bid them farewell and wished them a pleasant day

By the time the officers remembered what they’d actually pulled him over for, the semi-truck had mysteriously vanished from the highway—and they never saw it again

[jessenitrogen]

that one barbie meme

I FINALLY DRAW THEM AGAIN it's been a lil bit, arts been slow. thank you trending(?) barbie meme

anyways first date didnt go as planned/j