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Is it good? No.
Is it getting written? Yes.
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Abby who pulls the seat out in the back of her jeep Wrangler that she loves almost more than you, forcing you to lay down as she spreads your legs, looking at the soaking wet spot on your crotch. Palming your pussy through your pants, soaking in all those moans and please for more. Kissing you til you can't breath before she unbuttons your jeans, pushing her hand down inside and rubbing you through your panties, watching your eyes rolls back as the windows fog up.
#abby smut#Abby Anderson#Drabble#She loves car sex#It's canon#Waiting for my car scene w her#Get it#Like the boat scene#But in a car#bun's thoughts#Abby Anderson tlou
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Do you guys ever think about how Leo's favorite franchise is sci-fi and how much the prison dimension looks like space and that he probably can't watch the Jupiter Jim movies anymore without getting PTSD and-

#he's so hyperfixated on Jupiter Jim too which makes this even more painful for me#if i'm suffering i'm dragging y'all with me#let's cry together over a turtle#I'm not sorry#bun's thoughts#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt#rottmnt leo#leo rottmnt#leonardo hamato#rottmnt leonardo#leonardo rottmnt
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I'm a big fan of "What an odd thing to say." Alternatively, "That wasn't very nice." works, too. The hope is that it forces them to reevaluate what they said from the moral lens they are trying to shove onto me and then (hopefully, but sadly not likely) realize they're being a bag of dicks.
need a polite way to say "im not engaging in a discussion on this topic with you because the conclusions you have reached are based on so many interwoven layers of misconceptions it would be easier to just like, hard reset your whole brain, just start over as a baby and try again"
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Hey, insurance company, why do I HAVE to take testosterone for you to approve my (currently hypothetical) top surgery? I'm not a man. I just don't want tits. Get with the fucking program.
#just bun things#bun's thoughts#fucking hell#fuck US insurance#the healthcare system in this country is a fucking joke#enby struggles#nonbinary#queer#rant#may delete later
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I need a rough makeout with a loser masc lesbian who smells like weed right fucking now
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i was watching youtube on my break at work and there was an ad for wizard 101???? that’s still a thing?? fuck my plans to be a whore after work, i’m gunna be a ✨wizard✨
#guys i’m gunna figure out how to give myself ears#i need them#how am i supposed to live in a world where i can’t move my ears to show emotion???#it’s cruel#bun's thoughts
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I know it's not Doctor Who related, but this is so sick I have to share.
If I tell you this is a horror dance number it still won't prepare you. That last move was so terrifying even the judge was like "Let go! Let go!" If you told me they're actually possessed I'd believe you.
The music is a remix of the song Mere Dholna from the Bollywood movie Bhool Bhulaiyya, a remake of the classic Malayalam horror-comedy Manichitrathazhu. It's about a young bride that seemingly becomes possessed of Manjulika, a dancer of the ancient royal court whose tragic death has turned her into a vengeful spirit, one who evokes the wrath of the goddess Durga Kali. In the iconic scene that is repeated across remakes, the groom and his family discover his bride dancing in the dead of night in a manic, disassociative fugue, wearing a moth-eaten dancer's costume and a face smeared in kohl, ash and vermilion. She's hallucinating that she's Manjulika dancing carefree for the court with her lover. The upbeat music is deliberately incongruous with the pathos and creepiness of the scene in reality, especially as it crescendos in the bride's head to the moment when the king decapitates Manjulika's beloved in a fit of jealous rage.
This specific number is by the all-male troupe B Unique, performed for the Indian reality talent contest Hunabaarz. It's a modern fusion based on Bharatnatyam that turns up the creep factor by 200% and is basically a showcase of contortionism and synchronicity. One of the most perfectly choreographed and executed dances I have ever seen. Truly incredible!
The group is still taking their work across the world's talent shows. And yes, that guy is hypermobile enough to turn his head like an owl.
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Contemplation.
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wizard pondering the suspiciously fire spirit cookie shaped orb
#bun arts#cookie run kingdom#crk#wizard cookie#fire spirit cookie#he does not appreciate being an orb (or being pondered)#i saw fire spirit orb and then remembered the wizard pondering his orb meme. and thought itd be so funny#to do that with wizard cookie. so here we are
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Also, which law is the one that says you can't name random, unelected, non-security public citizens on a public platform? What crime have they committed other than "making Elon mad"?
These men just stole the personal information of everyone in America AND control the Treasury. Link to article.
Akash Bobba
Edward Coristine
Luke Farritor
Gautier Cole Killian
Gavin Kliger
Ethan Shaotran
Spread their names!
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PIGTAIL DAISY ACQUIRED!!!
#this is a big deal to me im sorry#i never thought we'd see her in any other hairstyle than hair down#even baby daisy got little buns too!!#EVERYBODY LOOKS AMAZING HERE#i love all the outfits and peach's bow!! it's an even cuter look#and rosalina looks so much more expressive in this gameeee. THEY GRANTED HER TEETH Y'ALL#they're really adding anyone and everyone to this game. I SAW A PIANTA#IT'S LIKE REGULAR MARIO KART AND MARIO KART TOUR ALL IN ONE#currently BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS#can't wait to be screaming my ass off in gamechat#and the switch 2 edition jamboreeeee it looks so good#OH MY GOD THE DIRECT WAS SO PEAK#AND THE ONLINE EXPANSION PACK LAKFJELKWE FGAMECUBE GAMECUBE GAMECUBE#I CAN FINALLY PLAY LUIGI'S MANSION#i need to LOCK IN with money seriously#jobs and commissions. IT'S GONNA GET DONE#y'all will see me become a millionaire by june 5th it's gonna happen#SOOOO MUCH TO LOOK FORWARD TOO#nintendo#nintendo switch 2#nintendo switch 2 direct#mario kart#mario kart world#bb's rambles#princess peach#princess daisy#rosalina
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I love when my brain is like "Hey, we wanna write tonight, yeah?"
And I'm like "Yeah! 🥰"
And then my brain goes "Too bad lol" for a week straight.
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I'm fucking sorry WHAT
Mf I've been stressed out since I was 5 what the fuck do you mean rn
What do you mean!!!!!
There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function
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"we call her weird barbie behind her back and to her face"
When I'm told I'm a waste because I'm a lesbian to my face and behind my back I make people uncomfortable for liking girls
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Puppy jake fucking yn in doggy like a dumb puppy in heat while is tongue is out and he's chasing for his high
⋆˚࿔ I’m not happy with this one ☹️ don’t hate me anon. I LOVVE PUPPY JAKE AGENDA AHAHAAH PLEAS INTERACT IF YOU ENJOY COMMENTS AND REBLOGS APPRECIATED !
ᝰ.ᐟ warnings ¡ breeding, overstimulation, subby!jake, puppy,Jake, he’s kinda in heat ig let’s hope that’s all…. This is low key buns omg I’m gonna kms
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“Ngh…I’m so close fuckfuckfukcfuck”
Jake tail wags with every thrust he delivers to your poor spent pussy. His cock is throbbing and leaking pre cum, he’s so overwhelmed from the feeling of all the blood rushing to his cock. The way your pussy clenches his cock has him crossing his eyes whimpers and moans falling out from his mouth that’s been open. His thrust are sloppy, inconsistent and uncoordinated but you know how Jake is when he’s like this, so worked up he doesn’t even know what to do- just fuck fuck fuck. Your body’s overstimulated—he’s been going at this for hours, poor babies in heat and he needs to let it out ! He’s so embarrassed from his state right now, messy whiney desperate begging to cum. But he can’t help it you just get him like this.
“Hmm ple-please I wanna cum”
His mouth hangs open and drool seeps out onto your lower back side, his hips starts stuttering while he whimpers out. He stops thrusting and pushes himself all the way in his tail wagging behind him. Whimpers and moans come out of his mouth that now covers with spit, such a messy boy :/ he moves his hands away from gripping your ass just to see it jiggle against his pelvis.
He’s vision whitens as he gets closer and he can’t hold back anymore—thrusts knocking the breath out of you as he whine out
“Oh ! Please let me cum inside- pleasseee I need to”
how could you say no when he’s asking so nicely? With all the energy you could muster from your sore body you nuzzle yourself against him as he cries out hands grabbing at your waist.
“thankyouthankyou-mmphf”
He cums inside with one last thrust, the cum spurting out of his tip and filling up your inside. Just when you thought you couldn’t get more full. Now you’re full of his hot cum dripping out of your throbbing hole and onto the sheets. He pulls away with a wince and spread your ass to look at the cum dripping all over the sheets with your back arched.
Just one last round maybe
#submisive men#enhypen hard thoughts#enhypen#\(๑•́o•̀๑)/#enhypen smut#enhypen x reader#enhypen hard headcanons#k pop smut#enha x reader#jakes backshots go crazzy i just know#jake sim smut#jake smut#jake x reader#this is kinda buns#i don’t like it#inbox#pussii#puppy hybrid#hybrid#popular posts
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