#but also are a bit whimpy

[pearlcrumbs]

Modern!Velaryon Boys Hcs (Jace, Luke, and Joffrey)

These are very heavily based on my brothers and also the only thing I could think of when writing Joffrey specifically is Manny from Diary of a Whimpy Kid so. Dragon Twins are probably next <333

Jace is definitely the shortest when they’re adults (Luke is the tallest though) Jace never hears the end of it 

I know Joff blamed Luke and Jace for EVERYTHING (Like if he broke something he’d cry and say one of his brothers did it and hes like a toddler and cute so Rhaenyra would believe him) 

Jace and Luke had bunk beds by choice before Joffrey was born (They liked sharing a room. Luke got top bunk, Jace was on the bottom) 

Jace could never have friends or dates over when he was a teenager cause Luke made it his goal to embarrass him 

Luke and Joffery never listened to Jace when he got put in charge 

They all went through the same teachers in school; Jace was like the perfect student, Luke was like a mediocre student, and Joffery was a menace (When the teachers heard about Aegon III, Viserys, and Visenya they were terrified) 

Luke has a scar from getting bit by Joffery (He got in trouble for letting Joffrey bite him) 

Anytime Jace gets into a fight in school, Luke jumps in and they both end up in the nurses office. 

They always bragged at school when they were younger about having two dads (I like Rhaenyra and Laenor in the modern world have a lavender marriage and Harwin lives and is very present in the boy’s lives) 

Luke has definitely put dye in Jace’s shampoo before (it was catastrophic) 

Joffs is Laenor’s favorite, Jace is Harwin’s and Luke is Rhaenyra’s 

Luke was a fortnite kid (sorry)

I know a lot of fights at family gatherings are started because Luke is a little shit (An agent of chaos, I think him and Aegon are besties in that way) 

Jace has definitely been blackmailed by Luke for sneaking out to see Cregan or Baela (Or both) 

Even as adults, Jace and Luke will claim to be each other’s best friends (I refuse to believe Jace’s anxious ass let them grow apart) 

On snow days, when they still shared a room, Jace and Luke played split screen COD for hours living off soda and chips 

They’re all really good swimmers and learned how to sail from very young ages (Rhaenyra would send them to their grandparents for weeks in the summer) 

Luke does not like Cregan (its a very funny one sided feud) 

I definitely believe that a teenage Joffrey was a troublemaker (By the time hes a teenager he’s like the oldest in the house and he’s going through a rebellious phase. Light vandalism, forging moms signature for stuff, manipulating adults with his cuteness for stuff, light shoplifting) 

“I think I might like guys” “Fork in the kitchen dude” (I fear it’s always been incredibly obvious to Luke that Jace wasn’t always straight when they were teenagers) 

Luke only responds to bad news in the family group chat with memes

Luke is also definitely more technology inclined so all the adults ask him for help (I think older luke went into computer science or tech development of some sort. Idk that screams him to me) 

Jace definitely had the most sports injuries growing up (Luke has a dozen hundred awkward goofy photos of Jace in the hospital that he will show people)

I think when they got their own rooms, Jace and Luke got walkie talkies to talk after bedtime (They stopped using them all the time when they were older but never threw them away) 

[tired-demonspawn]

something about the billford renaissance made me think a little bit

because like. intelectually. i hate this fucking ship dude. it SHOULD, make me hate to be alive. however. i see a post and i reblog it. i like it. i piss myself laughing looking at it.

because what i have realised is that: there are some ships that are simply too funny not to support

like okay the main two ways i have seen this ship portraied and working very well are: one sided and funny.

tho to be fair the one sided thing is usually also funny like i saw that one 'im not gay bill' diary of a whimpy kid meme redraw that shit was hillarious

but like says a lot right, that to enjoy something one would hate, you simply have to make it funny enough.

[alpaca-clouds]

The Haitian Revolution

Yeah, okay. I guess to properly do the history thing, I also have to talk about the Haitian Revolution, don't I? Given that it is so important for the backstory of both Annette and Edouard.

Why didn't I do that so far? Because the Haitian Revolution is super hard to talk about because of the sources. A bit issue is that for a good part of it we only have French sources, that are not always the most... neutral. Because a lot of the rebelling slaves had never learned to write. As such, we actually do not know a lot about the side of the rebels until some Free Blacks started to take their side and lead the rebellion.

But I know a bit.

So, let me explain what I know.

Haiti (St. Domingue specifically, the French side of the island) was build exclusively on slave work. There were plantation there for indigo, sugar and coffee for the most part. And those plantation were very important for the French economy. And of course it was slaves working those plantations.

On the island there was a three class system (though if we are honest, it was a four class system).

Whites, who were free people and citizens of France. (Though in truth there was a difference between the plantation owning whites and those whites, who were not of the owning class.)

Free Black people. What differed in Haiti from the US for example is that it happened quite often that children of rape (white owners on Black slaves) would be freed and even adopted as children. While not considered citizens, they could own things, including their own plantations. (Yes, there were quite a few of these that owned slaves.)

Slaves, who outnumbered all other people on the island somewhere between seven to one and ten to one.

Now, most slaves did not survive the first three years after getting to the island. Many died in fact in their first year, because the working conditions were so harsh, they often did not receive food, were severely punished (through it receiving infections and such), and of course there was just the general issue of sicknesses.

There were people rebelling a long while and from what we know (again, there is so little in terms of sources) there were some escaped slaves living in the mountains and at times using guirella tactics. But there was not quite the move for a widespread rebellion starting...

That was until the French Revolution started. Once more the gentle reminder: The French Revolution took a long while to brew and originally was not a violent revolution, it only became violent in response to the violent oppression of it. Now, the people on St. Domingue were instructed not to talk about the Revolution, because some folks rightly assumed that it might give people ideas. Especially as among the Revolutionaries there was a big discussion about the abolition of slavery.

But in the end... Well, it did not work out and the freed slaves banded together for a proper uprising in 1791.

It is this uprising that we see in Nocturne. I have seen some people being very shocked in the human on human violence we see there, because folks are really whimpy when it comes to that. So, a little explanation: Originally (in the 1791) uprising the slave uprising was once again not very violent. Almost everyone who got killed was connected to immense abuses of slaves. The rebels tried to spare everyone who treated their slaves kindly. As such within that first uprising only 400 whites got killed, compared to 4000 Black people, as the French were much better armed.

Still, the rebels managed to capture part of the island.

It should be noted: This is probably around the time when Annette and Edouard left. They captured some plantation, and freed quite a few more slaves.

There would follow quite a bit of back and forth then. Especially between Haiti and the French Republic. And I would not be surprised if we were to see that in the coming season(s).

Mostly, because the Revolitionaries went back and forth between whether Free Black people could be citizens who got to vote or not. Making the Free Blacks, who originally were against the revolution, more and more take the side of the rebels.

And yes, it would get more and more violent. Because France and then later Britain, too (who did not agree with France on many things - but on saving slavery) threw thousands upon thousand of soldiers in fighting down the revolution with extreme violence, leading the Haitian Revolutionaries to answer this violence with their own violence.

But for the love of God, do not go there and be like: "Ugh, violence. Violence bad." Like, fuck that. I said that about Isaac before as well: Slaves freeing themselves have the right to use whatever violence necessary for that.

[lemonsweet]

I watched all of the diary of a whimpy kid movies btw the last one is a bit of a mess with them trying to figure out how to make it a narrative but it is still funny also the guy that plays rodrick seems to be going insane in every shot he's in

[desired-fantasy-writings]

Mixture Of Headcanons - Maxime Le Mal

Requested by: Nobody

Warnings: Sexual headcanons below NSFW cut

Readers Gender: Gender Neutral

Fanfic Type: Headcanons

Fanfic Genre: SFW and NSFW

Word Count: 737

A/N: As I'm writing this, I feel a tad embarrassed and confused that somehow a badly written French cockroach villian man pulled me out of my 2-3 year writer's block. Wtf-

Anywaysss, onto the regular headcanons and some relationship headcanons, a mixture of things.... for this whimpy whiney shit (I say this lovingly.)

[Headcanons and some ramblings in the tags contain some spoilers. If you haven't watched DM4 yet feel free to swipe by this]

SFW

• Mans will not shut the fuck up about himself, how great he is and how everyone else fucking sucks and he's perfect in every way. VERY sassy, self absorbed, snobby, has anger problems (obvious), and secretly clingy. He thinks he's the shit. You'll just have to... "indulge him" by listening to every small thing he got bothered by that day. Every little thing can set him off. Cannot let grudges go.

• Obviously his thing is that he talks with his hands... a lot. It's one of many ways to tell what type of mood he's in at that moment. Frantic, heavy hand movements, and fingers twitching? He mad. Quick bursts of movement, doing quick little claps and finger tapping? For sure in a good mood.

• Maxime cannot hide his emotions, like at all. One of his weaknesses. He's VERY animated with his body language and voice.

• Many people will not agree with this one, so bare with me. From my own observation he has many traits and behaviours of someone who has a undiagnosed narcissistic disorder, or some other type of undiagnosed personality disorder. [This is just a headcanon of mine please don't jump me- 😭]

• By his fascination and obsession with bugs, I wouldn't be surprised if he was autistic or ADHD... or not, idk. He kinda act like me fr.

• I can imagine when he was still partly cockroach he wore gloves due to increased sensitivity, before the transformation he only wore them as a fashion choice. After AVL de-transformed him, they couldn't reverse everything. What was left was the antennas, some of his strength, and the heightened sensitivity - even afterward he still continues to wear gloves to prevent himself from overwhelming his senses.

• Seen many people theorise that Maxime feels phantom pain often and a great need to spread his non-existent wings and extra limbs after the de-transformation. It makes a lot of sense... It's quite interesting, as sad as it is...

• Fixing, fiddling, and tinkering with anything is one his ways to calm down, also could be considered a type of stim. Uses his cane for the same purpose. Maxime has to fiddle with something in his hands or he'll get absolutely fidgety and agitated with the extra amount of energy he has built up. Often wants someone to be by him as he tinkers and talks away.

• Has a fine taste in fashion (maybe not the giant ahs green coat he has.. but it find it cute.) The outfit he has at the end of the movie though? GAWDDDDDD where do I ever start? BLUEEE IS HIS COLOURRR. (Alsoooo I 100% believe his outfit was inspired by Balthazar Bratt, btw-)

NSFW below the cut! Don't read if it makes you uncomfy.

NSFW

• Soooo his voice... he's well aware people find accents a turn on, so uses it to his advantage when he sees fit ...And on his partner especially (let's just pretend Valentina isn't in the picture). Often when he wants their attention he slows his speech, making sure to drag out every word he says as he flirts with them, letting his French accent go on full force - seeing if he can get any reaction of them. As he does he impulsively switched between English and French. If his partner don't know a single bit of French.... Just for fun he'd speak so many dirty words to them in French, often leaving them confused trying to figure out what he just said to them. If they do speak French like he does, it's fair game. If he doesn't get a reaction out of his partner, he'll keep being persistent til they do, the man does NOT give up easy. (Being mean and teasing his partner is 100% his love language.)

(If his partner have a voice kink, and Maxime finds out, good luck never having a moment of silence ever again-)

• Maxime's kisses are so divine. IT'S not because he's french and that's the stereotype... But he certainly does live up to it. How he kisses his partner can determine how he's feeling in that moment, either wanting attention and love from them... or more, his kisses leaving them a gasp every time. There's never a dull moment, especially when he dips them out of nowhere to give them the best french kisses... Also best be careful, he bites. ;)

• I can see him being the type of man to not rush things, but make it so painfully saken slow for his partner til they break and can't stand it. He loves to be in control, and controlling when his partner can have what they desperately need for some sort of release... He thrives off of it. Torturing them and watching his partner squirm and beg is one of his greatest pleasures.

(If his partner "wrestles with him" and wins, which most of the time unlikely... Maxime's all theirs, their in control now. His partner can do whatever to him.... But careful, he likes to fight back.)

• Will make his partner suffer by making them watch him please himself, knowing how much his partner needs him and want to please him as they watch, struggling to stay put. He just smirks and chuckles the whole time, his accent tickling his partner's ears, adding even more to the torture and pleasure they'd feel later on.

• With how expressive he is, he does not hide it at all in the bedroom. From groans, moans, growls, whines - this man does everything. He feels no shame showing his partner how much they affect him. The look of amusement that covers his partner's features hearing him being so loud gets him even more turned on.

• Is very grabby. By the end of it his partner will be covered in scratches, bruises, hickies, and bite marks. Maxime is surprisingly stronger than he looks, easily pinning his partner down with his skinny frame. Can grip too hard sometimes. When this man gets horny.. HE'S horny.

• Maxime's antennas are extremely sensitive... According to him in DM4. I can imagine them being an extremely sensitive erectile zone if rubbed just right. Depending on his mood it can either go both ways - a wholesome cuddle session with his partner... Or they'll be in either of each other's lair for the rest of the day not leaving the bedroom.... His partner is in for an aggressive, loving ride. I can imagine his antennas twitching more too.

• Maxime is thicker than most. Has an average length just enough to be comfortable with, but his girth will definitely take some getting used to at first. It starts curved upward from the middle, has many veins and textures for his partner to experience.

• Is a very cleanzy man, trims himself quite nicely just enough to have lovely peach fuzz.

• If his eye twitches when he's angry..... Imagine it twitching as he gets close, ahahahah...

• Again, WILL NOT, shut up. Not a single moment will there ever be a silent moment. Talks SOO much shit, so much filth it can honestly get overwhelming with how much he is saying as he pounds into his partner. He's such a little shit as he does this. He knows exactly what to say to get them squirming, whimpering and their blood pumping.

• It's hard to understand him half the time - his English words getting mixed with his native tongue French. In the heat of the moment it's incredible to see, seeing him get so into the intimate moment between his partner that his words get all jumbled up because of them~

A/N: I have so many more ideas and theories for this french fella. I may or may not write more.... If the people demand for it... 👀👉👈 (Hold me accountable plz I'd hate to go into an writer's block again-) I'm pretty rusty from writing atm I'll probably rewrite this a bit later.

[yukkue]

Sometimes I’m actually so embarrassing.

Today I had a dream that there was another the silver eyes book version.

It wasn’t a comic or a normal book.

It was something I guess a little bit like the whimpy kids diary? It had normal written pages and also like little drawings showing off the scene, some pages were actual comic pages and like character introductions had like a character sheet next to it on another page.

That thing was fucking beautiful I want it 😭

And the artstyle was so peak too.

Im actually such a loser because why am i dreaming about new the silver eyes book release ?

[its-not-a-pen]

-Sheriff Liu Bang frees the convicts- Here’s the enbiggened version of my chapter 1 art! really proud of this one, i think I did a great job creating an immersive shot.

I decided to give Liu Bang the clothes of a Qin officer. Having him wear the badges of the oppressors highlights his opportunistic attitude and the vast social-political influence of the Qin. bird symbolism: magpies take flight when the convicts are freed. Oriential magpies are auspicious symbols in Chinese culture, the name literally means"birds of joy".

Wips:

final draft before lineart. i had the crowd rotated 10 degrees to mimic a dutch angle (it also has a nice wave motion). something something offkilter angles represents societal upheaval.

ok so this pic was my first draft. it's a more faithful recreation of chapter 1. the shock, stillness, and slightly underwhelming reactions works well in the written format and adds a nice bit of realism (the foul-mouthed antihero leading a whimpy pack of criminals) but visually it's just too flat and it doesn't communicate the gravity of the situation.

sadly Hu Kou and Jiang Ping did not make it into the final cut. guess they overslept again :V

[are-you-still-writing-that]

Mizo Middle Yandere Headcanons

Well, fuck me, I guess... Do you guys know how difficult it is to figure something like this out, if the characters are barely mentioned? Like, I´m really need a list of appearance for these...

Okay! Akkun was okay, we get to know him well enough in the beginning, like the first few chapters make him important to us. He is part of the motivation for Takemichi and really the one, that gives him his conviction. But his story kinda plays as „I´m doing it for my dead wife“, ya know. I don´t know myself how he got that trope instead Hina...

The rest only get defined beyond their introduction over a long while. Like yeah we know Takuya is kind of a wimp and Yamagishi is the smart one and Makoto is the pervert. Like, all of you can see, how these guys are clear tropes and even caricatures for these tropes, right? There is so much going on in the manga, that these guys easily get ignored.

But I tried..., I hope..., well... - It´s gonna be fine!

Atsuhi Sendo – Akkun

He definitely throws down when it comes to you. He was absolutely ready to stab and consequently kill Kiyomasa for messing with his friends

In conclusion he has a temper and is not willing to calm down, when he sees someone he loves getting hurt

Otherwise a pretty gentle guy → very sensitive

He kind of has a sense for when you´re unwell, can figure out your mood in general very well

Also pretty touchy, especially your hair and face → will scritch your head as if you´re a cat for as long as you let him

Definitely has a sense of asthetic and what looks good on you → will style you up sometimes

Hope you don´t mind blood, cause he will get really stabby when someone hurts you

He doesn´t enjoy it, at least he tells you that. The grin on his face, when he makes them beg for forgiveness with you says something different

But hey! He never once even raised his voice at you, so you´re pretty safe from him

On the other hand, he outright tells you that he will kill himself if you ever consider leaving him

Takemichi Hanagaki

(Technically you could find him on the big post → Here is the link: https://are-you-still-writing-that.tumblr.com/post/686716686356938752/yandere-tokyo-revengers-headcanons

(but you get something extra)

There is more acting from him involved than you would think

Kinda tends to exaggerate his whimpy attitude → the stubbornness doesn´t come from nothing

While he doesn´t look like it, he apparently knows how to fight, don´t worry I was surprised too when I realised that one

I also think that he is a lot more manipulative than one would think → with his attitude no one would suspect it, and considering his age (and somehow continued survival throughout it) he can´t be that much of an idiot

Gets obsessed with stuff awfully and kinda hilariously quickly

Kazushi Yamagishi

The brain of the group, who is aware of every gang and can recognize the top members easily

He collects information about you very easily → wants to know everything about you

It´s really childplay for him to get every last tidbit of trivia of you

Also capable of actually using the information that he gets → like he knows what makes you tick and everything and will use it to his advantage

His style definitely involves blackmail, because he can draw quick conclusions even with very little of actual information → he tends to be spot on as well

While he is a bit of an idiot, he is very knowledgeable about everything that he obsesses over

Will not only blackmail you but the people who get too close to you as well → is in the business of ruining someones life, when he needs to

Not at all physical with anybody, while he does hang of the shoulder of his friends occassionally, it´s something special with him, he doesn´t actually seek company out that much

Because of that, he doesn´t really tries to get any physical affection from you as well → Praise and Words of Affirmation are his favourite though and also hoe he expresses himself as well

Takuya Yamamoto

He is the gentlest of the bunch, the softest → not necessarily the least dangerous though, actually I think he is the one most likely to murder you

Very aware of his own appearance and demeanor and how he can use it to aovid suspicion

Will manipulate the hell out of you with that as well → Do you really believe that he did all that? C´mon you must be joking!

But really, he is a great liar! No one suspects it...

He has an avid interest in medicine and seems to help out in an apothecary sometimes, which is good to know → Also definitely makes him the type to poison you and care for you in the aftermath

You´re gonna be sick for like most of the time knowing him, and he´s always hanging around your bedside taking care of you

Probably some kind of power trip for him, to have you consistently at his mercy

Well, you got lucky. The other guy he poisoned is just dead. You he is still taking care of

Will never get loud, he is very soft in that regard, though he sometimes lets out biting insults, in general he is a bit demeaning. Almost verbally abusive, but with a saccharine tone

Definitely someone who loves to cuddle with you, just pulling you in and laying down with you

Makoto Suzuki

(Let´s make this short, mkay, not really comfortable with him)

So he definitely steals your stuff, like all the time, pens, clothes, food you already chewed on and actually wanted to finish, but he just takes it from your plate → nothing is safe around him

Also 100% gotten off to the stuff he managed to get from you → In general you´re often the leading star of fantasies

Handsy as fuck, litteraly as soon as you´re around him, it seems he loses all capabilities to keep his hands to himself → constantly touching

Worries often about you → will nurse you back to health if needed

[prpfz]

🦇🦇🩸

21+ looking for 18+ partners (no minors!!!. Preferably 21+ but 18+ is okay)

Hey guys! I haven't made an ad in a while but I had an urge to shoot one out. I've been playing Skyrim a lot these past few days (modded ofc) and have been roleplaying as a vampire  where I have to drink blood or my character will get a bunch of debuffs (shout out to the better vampires and sunhelm mod lmao!) and it's so much fun and I had an urge to do a vampire fantasy roleplay.

This won't be a Skyrim RP, but heavily inspired setting. (Like the vibes of adventuring, questing/etc) I don't mind having romance between our characters! Actually, I encourage it!

Would also be fine with smut between our OCs, although I do want slow burn and tension not just running straight for the smut!

I really want to RP as an old powerful vampire who is looking for an ancient artifact (this can be expanded on later lol this is a bare bones plot just to get things rolling). At some point they meet yours. Maybe your character is a scholar? Or something similar (we can discuss this, but just some way for them to meet in rp). Some how your character finds out mine is a vampire. Instead of being scared or murderous, they're actually excited. They even beg mine to turn them but mine tells them no. But dangles it in front of them in order to continue getting help looking for that artifact.

Vibes I'm looking for is like... Loser whimpy nerdy type x vampire taking advantage of them because of their knowledge.

Also:

- sexual tension (maybe your character is inexperienced and flustered?)

- erotic blood drinking (lol) Which includes my character giving a little bit of their own blood to yours to "heal you so you don't die of blood loss" BUT this also ends up with yours getting addicted to this. It becomes a habit at the end of the day for this indulgence.

Your character doesn't have to be a human! Just not a vampire. I would love to bullshit a whole setting for this. Like i said, heavily inspired by Skyrim. So world building and making stuff up on the fly is encouraged.

Dead dove and harsher topics encouraged also (if they ever come up in rp!)

I know this sounds all over the place but I hope you understand what I'm throwing down!

Discord only folks, please. That's where I'll be reached more easily. Thank you!

give a like and anon will get back to you

[pezberrywhoreee]

I don't think I could agree more with you, but the things I've read...They were well written, the "plot", not even sure if I could call it that, was the problem. Once I read one where a girl wished she had a dick because her cramps were bad and the dick appeared the next morning

Also I vote for whimpy-whoreee, it's amazing

oh shit lmaoooooooo

oh, i guess i completely forgot story telling. some people are a bit more courageous and adventurous with their ideas apparently!!!

that sounds very odd, yet interesting. honestly i give them props for such creativity.

[dearest-painter]

I REALLY ENJOYED READING THE GYARU!READER, SCENE!READER, AND LOLITA!READER THAT I WANTED TO GIVE OUT SOME OF MY HEADCANONS ON HOW THEY WOULD BE LIKE IN A FIGHT(ALSO SORRY IFS ITS LONG)

FOR GYARU!READER

How it started would probably be them fighting the nerds or the preps but if it were someone to try and fight them, they would bite their acrylics nails off(depend on what type of design they are) or use it on them

Yk one of those Waffle House or/and Popeyes employees right? That’s exactly how the fight would be

Would be the type to pull their hair during fighting

Would only get a nosebleed aftermath and only cried about their broken nail

Or may just look into their small blush makeup mirror and fixes their eyelash as everybody is shouting/cheering and being unbothered

Gary would join in for backup(even if they aren’t getting outnumbered)

FOR SCENE!READER

How it started was outside of bullworth and they were minding their own business listening to music in their headphones(if surprisingly Gary wasn’t around)

Until a group of jocks walked up to them and started to aggressively talked to them, and started to shout cause they weren’t hearing them

And if they tried to fight them

They would just dodge while also trying their best not to laugh at them being slow asses

And hc that they also have a high pain tolerance(meaning that if they somehow managed to get punched really hard, they would just laugh it off) “Ermmm what the flip dude:3”

Would probably use their bracelets if they try to do someone(barely happens)

But at the end, the fight would maybe last only a little bit cause Gary would immediately be there

FOR LOLITA!READER

They were probably lost outside and tried to find their older sibling(Jimmy) while also trying their best not to panicked and kept on smoothing down their skirt to stay calm and maybe play around with their plastic or ruffled Petticoat

And they would get in a fight by ether getting approached by people older than them or seeing other kids getting picked on so they stepped in to stand up for them

They get nervous easily so they would call the older students names back too but also trying their best to not look whimpy

And would jump onto people's backs and grab onto them by getting up on something if they were trying to fight someone the same age as them(or their older brother) and if they ever fell down they would also pull their hair too

And would jump at people and grab onto them(foxy jumpscare style or just like the guy who jumped at the judge)

Would use their umbrella on them and if not than they would be using their plushie or shoe by hitting or throwing it at them before(maybe picking their stuff up) saying that they’re gonna get Jimmy on them and running away and shouting Jimmys name loudly(maybe that’s how Jimmy found them)

And 7 minutes later Jimmy comes and is very pissed but is very glad that they find Lolita!reader

Anon I fucking love these, please keep sending them in if you want :3 also Gyaru!reader definitely worked at Waffle House at one point because the skills they be using is as if they were going to war again

Also Jimmy hunts those people down and fucking attacks them

[forsuremabe]

wowww i sure do know how to self sabotage. Is it self-sabotage? That is a question that I ask of myself after four hours of rotting on bed with scrolling short video content.

Tick

Tick

Tock

I dont even go to tiktok.

But the clock ticks and I snooze and snooze. Not to go back to sleep but to continue laying on my bed from morning till noon. I said, after thirty minutes of scrolling through these I am going to get up and start making things happen for the day. Nah ah, didn’t happen until it is few hours before my husband comes home. I had to make the bed and prepare his food. Not because I was obligated to do so (even though I was kind of because he’s working everyday), I just don’t want anyone to see me just getting up from letting hours and hours of scrolling pass by.

Tick

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Tock

This essay could’ve been better and written by an experienced writer only if I had put in more time since I quit. I told myself I’m going to practice more “show, not tell” writing and work on expressing sensory details without blurting words off my mouth like this! Ugh!

Tick

Tick

Tock

So, now I lay on bed at @1:25 am ranting to non-existent people and figuring out how this day went through a social media. Another toxic trait in my list. My list of toxic traits have been adding up as I become more self-aware. I am actually concerned for the people that I come across—-especially, with my nasty attitude sometimes.

Tick

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Tock

This is not betterhelp. This is not a therapy. I think I’m a bit twisted in the mind when I do this. Almost comparing myself to someone in an institute who talks to a wall.

Tick tick…it’s been four minutes. And I am running out of things to say! I’m lazy this way. I’m lazy to show,not tell bullcrap because it’s too much work and tedious. Am I really a writer if I feel this way? Or am I just a complainer? Yesterday, I found myself relating to surrealism.

Surrealism is an art form of validation of the complexities of my thoughts. I am uneasy to declare my states of mental fog when I am not sure if that is the case for someone like me. An immigrant from a place where speaking your thoughts were shunned down to conformity. Once a child who found herself a notebook to write her emotions when she found no one in the room wants to listen. A learner who focused on physical acceptance to rise among spits of bodily appearance. A native, who dismissed Filipino language courses in school because English will do me better.

None of it made me any good when it comes to this journey. I practice more often of the right words to say before meeting a person. Hoping that the receiver won’t find my intentions offensive and in fact with a hard goal to impress an aspect of my intellectuality. Because I read books, I read books of fiction to transcend to a new reality. You can also call me a pick-me girl for even looking down upon people who focuses on parties and being outside

Im deadass tired right now and it’s so ironic, ridiculous and such a dichotomy of what kind of writer I want to be. I want to perform surrealism and that means functioning in automatism. Literally blurting things out into existence without hesitation yet I burden myself with corrective action word per word. I think I am not going to be a good and influential writer if I just bleh..

Bleh is easier to do and I see it as a cop out. I bear this knowledge that it should be perfect as I write and grammatically incorrect is okay at max. But, SHOW SHOW SHOW and not tell. Oh such a burden to do so! Diary of whimpy kid did more telling right? Youtubers rant a lot right? Journalist, journalists just get straight to the point. They made it. So what is the difference between me blurting things out because, I want to function in automatism? Vs. conforming to literature rules? Why do we strive to be perfect? Im tired and the last task I subconsciously assigned myself with is to ask chatgpt how did I do with my writing. Rate it from 1-10 and I’ll probably get a 6 for this.

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Oh it is so tempting nowadays to just utilize chatgpt for mywriting when the—moneymaking brain in a short span of time—is prevailing my thoughts. Life is hard nowadays, you can’t even find time to just create. Too much time spend on decompressing from all the stressors in life. But what am I complaining about right? Scoff scoff. I am a writer in a way that most writers suffered greatly as well in making ends meet. I just wish that it is easier to feel safer and content of what I have and just focus on witnessing and creating life. But man, the news out there breaks my heart. That sometimes I don’t even feel like I am cut out to be a journalist with all of this mental load.

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I am speaking and not writing. Writing, I need a proper definition of writing to myself. It’s not speaking ONLY it is also what? Not sure. I know that it is not ranting.

Ask google.

[creamdreamsfortiny]

(Noticed a disproportionate trend of incest themes in these lol I think I go through “spells” of interest, but anyways, here lies the departure from that lol)

Naughty Thought #5: [LONG]

I am an older boy of another boy neighbor. We go to high school together but have known each other in the neighborhood, less-so directly until…

High school starts up again and I am a prominent varsity basketball player. Of course I am—my dad is the coach, we are well-off and I can pick pretty much anybody I want to be on the team. Sometimes other well-off students understand this and their parents offer a generous amount of money for the favor, so, it is a really good position to be in for a number of reasons.

Well anyways, at try-outs (I don’t actually have to try out but I do have to technically be there) I see my puny little neighbor, just aged into the school. I kind of chuckle to myself because it is clear he is completely hopeless—he can’t even shoot from the foul line—and I figure as he is my neighbor of course he is rich to so-

…Then it dawns on me. He might be puny in the wrong way for this sport, but his little frame and bubble butt (which I have seen from my window time to time) is all right for another idea I’ve got in mind. As soon as he is dismissed—which is pretty quickly—I hustle down the bleachers and follow him into the locker rooms.

As his foot is on a bench while he unties his shoes, I abruptly shove him against the lockers and hold his mouth shut so no one hears him cry out. Once he sees it’s me and he relaxes I let him go—I was just testing out how it would feel to tousle him around how I please. Instant chub.

I tell him listen, do you really want this? He is so enthusiastic as if his life depended on it to be varsity. To be fair, those are the games that anyone ever shows up to and that any of the girls want to date. I tell him the special terms I am willing to make just for him: No cost. Only the use of his body. When I please.

At first he gets out a few chuckles and thinks I’m joking, but as I stand with my back at the lockers waiting for his answer, he can see the expectation I have of him to give me one. He sits and looks kind of dazed for a minute, so I pretend like I’m giving up and going to leave but he shouts for me to wait so, I turn around and he sticks his hand out for me to shake, simply saying “deal.”

So here begins my fucktoy next door fraternizations if you will. I end up talking to his parents (I have a really all-American Type-A kind of presentation so the adults think Im some kind of teenage role model guru or something. Oh if they only knew…). I tell them not only would I happily “babysit” him for free if they want to do weekends away (they baby him, that’s probably part of why he is so puny), but also that I would just love for him to come over to tutoring a couple times a week. You can only imagine how flushed his face got as I parleyed smooth as butter with his folks. That was the beginning of my realization how I love to make him nervous, as if everything it going to spill out just because it’s in his head but that couldn’t be farther from mundane discourse.

When I first fucked him I was a bit mean and he cried. I’m not sure what came over me, maybe I just hadn’t been with a virgin so long or I had been waiting for this and imagining it for so long that I was a bit over the top or, inconsiderate of his comfort or personhood. I took care of him afterwards as I did genuinely feel bad, but I also discovered some things about him. He does not hesitate to follow orders—he is compliant. He obviously is genuinely himself at all times. He is eager to please but lacks the confidence in a variety of manner. I’m not exactly sure about how he feels about a guy fucking him in the ass rather than him fucking a girl, but none of that stuff ever comes up because with him there is one purpose on my mind, and so no matter the context or environment I am undressing his whimpy little body and figuring out what new way I want to use it.

After the first few times, where he was still sulky, I finally managed to calibrate him since he didn’t seem to have any self-awareness of his own wants or needs. And since this time he has been my ever-adoring little bitch, in fact I probably will be telling him to tone is down for discretion sake, but let me offer insight to the fuck to rule them all:

I had had to let him heal for a while after I was dumb and went hard a second time, and even though throughout the time he spent most of it with my cock in his mouth, I got to know a little bit more about him. He liked sports, but moreso the analytical aspects of it—stats, trades, batting averages, all this. I told him he must have a pretty good time as a cock-warmer bench-warmer then, watching all the games courtside and never playing. He blushed again.

I asked him if he and his old man played ball together or went to games. His chipperness suddenly deflated and he quickly but subtly shook his head. He said his father is a pilot and tends to be away—he usually brings him back different stuff, a lot of times the local sports teams where he is holed up, like a Steelers bobble head or a 49ers can opener. The little dude has a wall of shelves of all of these things, and aside from a few professional family portraits downstairs, not a single picture of him and his pops together.

Herein lies the breakthrough.

I genuinely felt sorry for the guy—not sorry enough to not fuck him, don’t get me wrong—but he didn’t have that paternal figure to guide him into how to be a man. Instead of life lessons his pop just bought him manufactured masculinity as if that would do the trick. And now this fella was trying to, excuse the pun, fill that hole by being on the varsity team. I made a mental note that I will genuinely give him a little of my personal time to teach him how to better shoot hoops, afterall he wouldn’t have me around forever to fuck his way onto the varsity team, and he needed actual male bonding, from a real in-person male.

So anyways. One of the weekends his parents went out of town and I was “babysitting” I told him, per usual, to assume the position. This position happens to be removal of pants, on the knees, shirt rolled up for not off, head down, and hands gripped beneath the meatiest parts of his ass cheeks to spread his delightful bubble but open for me.

Sometimes he flinches or trembles before anything even happens. That was true this time as well, but I gave him a “sssshhhh” and spoke to him gently, approached slowly, and told him he is safe and nothing bad it gonna happen and I am going to make sure of it. Then I slid my hands from his ankles all the way up his body to his shoulders, and leaned myself over him here, letting my hands again travel from his shoulders along his arms (he shivered at this) to where his hands were, then I move my hands up around his hips giving him slow little massages there and letting my body heat relax him.

Now here is the critical part, and I made sure to put some distance between the aforementioned conversation and this fuck. I told him that I want him to call me Daddy and to refer to me as Daddy when he is addressed. He asked me what addressed means so I had to dumb it down a little bit but he followed, if a bit hesitantly.

As I pull away just a bit to spit my hand and rub my cock and his opening, he flinches again. (But the champ still keeps his ass wide open!) I tell him “listen babyboy (my first time to call him this), Daddy is not here to hurt you. Daddy is here to make you feel good. And he is going to go at your pace here.” I then lean over him again so that my face is at his shoulder and say, “I want to make you feel good. That alright with you?” I am making little nudges as his opening, he responds “Yes Daddy.”

So I tell him to move on me a pace that feels good to him. He does just that, nudging me in a little more, then I slowly apply pressure to the sides of his torso to hold him in place, just little shallow nudges inside, back and forth. I ask the babyboy if he is nice and cozy and I get an “mmyess Daddy”… wow that is the first laid back moan I’ve ever gotten from my little fucktoy, this is a whole new experience for the both of us!

The sound of that pleases me a lot and noticeably so because it gets a bit tighter and grunts a little bit, so I hold off on pumps and just sway us a little side to side. This will help easing the space for me to keep go is my hope. Then guiding in little hip circles, mind I’m still inside of him, so these are all new sensations too and I am finding some angles that seem to really strike a cord with him to boot! I ask him for affirmation if he likes that and he Yes Daddys me again, somewhat into the comforter.

Now. I do not remember the last time that I fucked someone this carefully and precisely. but once we return to back and forth grinding he is able to take in more and is trying to keep his mouth closed with the moans but I hear it anyways. He is also doing something he has never done before—he is rocking his ass with my cock as I pump him.

Now, during this time I am saying all kinds of reassurances. I’ll just try to write a few from memory: That’s Daddy’s good boy / Daddy is proud of you / Daddy wants you to feel good / Is Daddy doing a good job fucking his little babyboy? / Daddy’s only gonna go as deep as you want / this fuck is all about you babyboy / do you like to be fucked nicely?

I keep him engaged as a contributor rather than strictly a responder to my actions. And to my surprise fucking him like that actually felt really good also! I figured I’d be too numbed out to enjoy a soft fuck but nope, it was awesome.

Well eventually and to be delight/surprise, he started pushing himself further back to me, and he started mumbling “please please please” So I ask please what? He just says “mm deeper..” while grinding on me, so I hold on to his juicy ass checks (best for this kind of control) and move in and out, still slow but going deeper. Now he buries his face in a pillow and is openly moaning, louder than even even with the pillow! So I do a couple long strokes then when I am deeper some shorter but higher tempo ones, go back and forth between these and it is driving him crazy—at one point he takes a hand, grips my thigh and shoves me into him, nestling his ass on me like it’s tucking in for the night. Then I say “does this boy want Daddy to fuck it more like a whore?” He is a bit incoherent but I pick out a “Yes Daddy, Daddy PLEASE!” almost as if he were in anguish, and hey maybe he was after all this time of not really getting to this level of intimacy or pleasure.

Well what can I say his wish was my command—I bring my hands up to grip his head and shive it down with my upper body weight while the lower half plows into him—still not ramming, but quicker, wetter, I end up staying deeper inside smacking against him, telling him he is a good boy for riding Daddy’s cock so well, he knows how to please his Daddy and so on. And sure enough—because make no mistake Im turned on more than a long time—I tell him that Daddy is going to cream inside his little babyboy for being so good. He switches from wailing to enthusiasm for me to use him as a depository to throw my load into, “yes yes yes Daddy please please Daddy please cum inside Daddy” and all this. And as I pumped him like a [fresh] whore, I told him I would do just that, and when I did it was SO intense, like it felt like every muscle in my body was flexing to release it all and it felt like so long until I was finally at the end and my muscles relax while still pulse little inside of him.

Well. We laid there for a while, crashed on his bed. Just silence, but not awkward. Still kind of dazed I do what’s my post-gasm default, some light biting and nipping. I feel (physically beneath me) like he is holding his breath, so I stop and lean my head over his shoulder to try to see his face… his throat is doing like a frog, his face is in the pillow and the blue pillow case is wet at his cheeks. So. I pull out and bring him to my chest and he curls up against my apologizing between gasps for breathing and tears, I tell him that there is nothing to apologize for I just wanna make sure he is good and he told me it was amazing and he doesn’t understand why he is crying. And I told him… “it is like that sometimes. And it is ok to cry. Daddy will take care of these tears.” I squeeze him close to me as he softly cries into my chest and then brings on of his scrawny arms around me so I squeeze closer. He says, after he collects himself with his bloodshot eyes, “thank you Daddy.” I tell him there is no need, its just what Daddys do, but that this Daddy won’t be as generous when they go shoot hoops later. :)

Fin.

[vulpiximisa]

Watching bad sports anime for fun and actually getting bad anime feels like looking in the Dead Dove Don’t Eat bag. But to be fair, a few series only get rated badly because it’s kinda fruity and the Men on MAL who love FullMetal Alchemist Brotherhood and Gintama don’t like it. So I guess I just really need to check if it’s Actually Bad or Bad to Homophobes.

Try Knights is bad though.

Okay, don’t get me wrong, the premise itself isn’t bad, even if it’s not exactly my type of duo dynamic. We get it, scrawny kid who loved a sport that isn’t fit for his body type tries to compensate by using his brain meets wild dog guy who physically is everything he wishes to be but no brains. It’s a Duo, I guess, but it’s not my type of duo, especially if they’re both hot headed and clash. (I’ve never watched Kaicho wa Maid-sama, but I get the feeling the two are like the main leads of that series.)

I’ve only seen 3 episodes but I get the idea behind the team dynamics. The main two, and the plain whimpy guy and the flashy one are the first year quartet, and we have the 3 second year senpai, and maybe we might get injured 3rd year senpai back if they beat the Champions in their practice match. It hasn’t done anything wrong in terms of story, I probably could sit through the rest of the series if not for one big thing.

I thought the poster looked kind of boring but sometimes stock promotional posters aren’t actually very good at depicting the series.

The first episode animation wise was, okay, kind of mediocre. Like, I don’t watch a lot of rugby anime, but I’ve seen bits of All Out and Number 24, and unfortunately Try Knights does Not compare. Which, I was trying to give the benefit of the doubt, maybe they sports action will be mediocre but the character scenes and drama will look a little better, right?

If they spent their entire budget on the opening and ending and the first episode, they probably only had $5 left for the rest of the series. The quality drop from ep1 to ep2 is so laughable. It’s like Haikyuu To the Top Cour 2 episode 2 bad, or worse.

Like I’ve seen the use of CG in sports anime (YowaPeda) when they don’t really want to draw guys in motion when it’s not that important. I’ve also seen it like in Akaneko Ramen where they really aren’t doing anything and I guess just don’t want to draw a frame? Episode 2 had a panned out shot of CG models of the main characters talking. It was hilariously out of place. They use the CG models for mob teammates in the next episode too which gets a pass honestly because that’s what they should have used it for.

It’s just SO EMBARRASSING watching such low quality animation when they have MOTHER FUCKING KENN IN THE ROSTER. It’s one thing if it’s like Futsal Boys where the seiyuu are small names, but come ON. (Like watching the decline of One Piece anime for most of Dressrosa, incredibly embarrassing.)

And it’s such a shame too because it looks like it was a manga first and the art actually looks good? Like, it just makes me forever grateful for Haikyuu to get a stellar anime adaptation. Only mentioning HQ because it’s a sport anime. I’ve seen a good amount of Eyeshield 21 anime, and I know it doesn’t compare to Murata’s art, but at least it was watchable.

It’s one thing if the characters and story just suck (Shoot! Goal to the Future, Skate Leading Stars) but if it’s just the visuals pulling it down, that’s so sad that it’ll just ruin the name of the entire series. Like, does the mangaka know what happened to their series? Would they have wished it never get an adaptation in the first place? Or is it just promotion for their manga anyway, because at this rate I’d really rather just read the manga if the art is good.

Anyway, again I’ve only seen 3 episodes, I wonder if I have the patience to sit through the rest. I’m not a huge fan of MC or KENN’s character, or any of the characters to be honest. There’s nothing really going on for me besides to say I finished it.

Well, one thing they did right, is the little rugby lessons at the end of the episode. I give them that because there’s no one in story as a noob who needs the explanation and it’s not like in number24 where the show isn’t actually about the rugby.

Inserting this review from MAL because of the Junya icon, but also they are right. 😂

[rat-beastard43]

(take two of writing down the more headcannons I have for this lil mans)

- LOVES toy cars, toy trucks, monster trucks, planes, trains, horse pulled carriages, boats, really just any toy version of transportation vehicles. He also likes when they have working doors so he can shove lil toy guys in there. They always seem to get stuck tho and then he's upset

- I feel like his headspace would fluctuate a LOT. both for in and out of regression and his age. This leads to some confusion when he's roughhousing one minute and then the next he's just super tiny the next. Because of this, he doesn't really have a set age-range and just goes off vibes.

- I kinda touched on it before but I feel like he would get close to Kinger, hanging out in the pillow fort and listing while Kinger shows him some interesting bug facts in one of his books. If there's an outside adventure Gummi would try and catch a neat looking bug and show it to Kinger and ask questions.

- one time he caught a small snake (thinking it was a weird worm) and Kinger screamed, he expected a bug. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A BUG ಠ⁠﹏⁠ಠ

- once again, I kinda touched on this but I wanna expand on it. I think he and Jax get rowdy. I don't think Jax regresses at all but I think he tried picking on Gummi and met his match. Gummigoo is a strong boi so he'll push back. I feel like he'd kinda earn Jax's respect that way and now they're just like those brothers that roughhouse alot. Play wrestle and random attacks with nerf guns. Water balloon fights. Random fistycuffs style fights where they kinda do hurt each other sometimes but it's all in good fun. (think of the Greasers from The Outsiders or the Winchester brothers from Supernatural)

- while Gummigoo is little Jax is kinda like an older brother, somewhere between Roderick (Diary of a Whimpy Kid) and Dean (supernatural)

- small bit of angst maybe?? Idrk. This boy CRAVES being held when he's super tiny. But no one ever does it right, he has such a specific memory of how his Mummigoo (yes that is her name in my au shut up) used to hold him and now he's so much bigger physically and his mum is gone so he can't ever have that feeling back. He struggles a lot with his memories not being 'real' and this is something that really cements that for him. He gets really fussy and clingy when he's super small because he wants to be held but when someone tries to hold him he just gets more upset. There have been many late nights where he's cried himself to sleep in Kinger's 'fortress' or Pomni's room.

- moooving on from that sadness, I think Pomni regresses too!! Her room is literally filled with baby toys okay, there's no way she DOESN'T They are totally sibs, when Gummi is feeling more like a kid they play a lot of pretend. Oftentimes Pomni is 'stolen' and Gummi fights an awesome beast or bad guy (Jax) to rescue her. Pomni consistently regresses to about a year or two old so she's mostly passive in their games. Whenever Gummigoo is younger and they're BOTH babies they just play with the toys in Pomni's room together. I feel like Pomni regresses maybe not as often as Gummigoo does so when he's small but she's not she looks after him.

Oh wow I wrote a lot more than I intended holy wow

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And some head cannons!

(these are if he'd been allowed to stay in the circus)

- he's such a cowboy/western obsessed kiddo

- definitely has a rocking-horse but is afraid to ride a real horse.

- I feel like he'd take up and really enjoy scrapbook journaling. he has two journals, one for venting his mind into and one for his regression.

- loves nature! Uses insect stickers in his little journal all the time, he'd sit and listen to Kinger ramble out bugs for hours.

- to add on to that, he loves camping. It reminds him of his days outlawing with his mates. Every night would consist of building a bonfire and sleeping under the stars if he had his way.

- he and Jax have similar toy dart guns and randomly just attack each other, they're just having good fun :)

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[ID: an 11 panel comic featuring characters from the owl house. Panel 1- a cloaked Darius sneaking around a wall. panel 2 he peaks around the corner, saying "well? Did you retrieve...the package?". Panel 3 Hettie Cutburn (who has old Hollywood style text announcing "surprise Hettie Cutburn!" next to her) says "Darius! Of course! Took some digging but I found them eventually. Tell the boy I say 'hi!'". Panel four- she hands documents labeled "classified" to Darius. Later, Hunter (post timeskip) walks through a door in Darius' home, saying "hey Darius, hey Eber, I'm ba-". Next panel- Darius, Willow, and Eberwolf on the couch. Hunter says "...willow?", She replies "hey hunter!", he asks "what are you guys doing?

Darius says "oh nothing...except looking at pictures of you as a baby!" Holding up the documents from earlier. We see two pictures of a younger hunter framed like panels- the first is of hunter as a baby/toddler aged hunter freshly sprouted out of the ground with a blanket around him, covered in dirt, while the second one shows a young scout Hunter covered in bandages receiving his sprig plushie. Darius' narration reads "courtesy of Hettie Cutburn- she found the only surviving copy of your early life medical records and gave them to me". Willow says "aww, you were so cute!". The final panel shows Hunter looking embarrassed/stunned as Willow takes a photo of the documents, and Darius says "I'm considering it an early father's day present- so, thank you, Hunter". End ID]

MERRY DADRIUS WEEK!!! Thank you to @sergeantsporks for hosting! There's other prompts I wanna do but they'll probably be late (maybe I'll do them in bulk and upload them on the final day). Til then here's a silly comic!