#but i have weed tonight and i plan on finishing some books while hyper focused
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Because I'm so vitamin D deficient, I am morally superior to most daytime people.
#.#someone tried to hit my husband in their car while he was crossing the parking lot to get back into the apartment#and the new burger joint hired people with no previous cooking skill and admitted verbally with their whole chest:#'i can try to cook based off of what i remember from my cookout 5 years ago' and neglected to put a patty on my BLT#but i have weed tonight and i plan on finishing some books while hyper focused#not to be such a 'im not like other people' but genuinely i hate going out while the suns out because the dumbest of asses will try to#inconvenience you as long as it doesnt inconvenience them#anyway one driver hit a woman crossing the parking lot across my apartments like 3 days ago and i think she died upon impact
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