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daftmooncretin · 2 years ago

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william shatner is kind of like a sith lord because he was born with the divine and incredible power of being incredibly cunty yet he only uses it for evil (being annoying on twitter and going to space for no reason) like we know he has astronomical levels of pure cunt coursing through his veins (we’ve all seen kirk)imagine if it was used for good.

In another, better world i know the Shatster is fulfilling his true destiny of being a guest judge on drag race

#we live in the darkest timeline #he should have been at the club #but instead hes beefing with outlander stans on twitter or some shit #edit: ive just realised this post was my subconscious thinking about that iconic william shatner would be happier if he was gay post lmao #jim kirk #william shatner #star trek tos #star trek #tos #kirk tos #james t kirk #spirk

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