#but like...hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[magickpancakes]

third drawing of this scrunkly, im not beating the allegations this time

[isuggestwishcraft]

THIS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!!

[teddybeartoji]

okok so i need everybody to keep me in their thoughts bc i'm going to a movie premiere and i think i'm gonna see a lot of ppl i know (aka my old classmates) aand it's going to suck bc they're doing things and i'm not so i do not want to speak to any of them lmao

[27spoons]

prev anon is not embracing the freak enough therefore, i loved when nat rocked misty's shit in 3.10 and I want her to do that to me next. I wanna piss that 5'4 italian off so bad she swings on me like mike tyson and then lick my blood off her knuckles as an apology

stay 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

damn.... move over shauna shipman

no but also.... same. LOOK AT HOW TIRED SHE LOOKS AFTERWARDS!!!!!!!!!!! like damn. i know it's not your fault 😔😔😔 beat me up then i'll patch YOU up 🤗 gotta make sure your knuckles dont bruise for the next time!!!! hahahahahahahahelpmeahahahahahahah

[sezja]

I said this to @morocosmos this morning but I think my favorite thing about this is. The look on Zawpya and Wawlika's faces as Shenza goes Full Jeryk.

Much like Thaffe and Magnus, they are Not Ready

(And I think it will be deeply funny if it turns out Nitowikwe - a woman famously prepared to drive an explosive-packed train into a hostile fortress without a moment's hesitation - is.)

[f4ilure-g1rl-fuyu]

JAX LEFT FRONT. FINALLY HOLY HELL

[pup-pee]

have you ever drawn grant emerson

i hadnt! now i have! but tbh the only referances in my head 4 him r JLA & titans i hacvent read his solo @ all,,,

ive been trying 2 get better @ drawing srry grant

[rand0m0bs3ss10ns]

Magitober day 1 - Mito Aino

source for the upcoming story:

I couldn't decide between having a Mito-focused thing for @magitober or having her with her friends so I decided to have all three with Mito as the main focus! I was in the mood to do a narrative spin on one of Mito's personal stories or costume stories, so I decided to take her costume story and make it into a narrative!

Unfortunately I think I hit a text limit with the story initially, so I've put it into four screenshots instead! Here's the story! (dark mode screenshot btw, sorry light mode users)

[dreams-and-honor]

I MISSED MY THERAPY APPOINTMENT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING MEEEEE

[babyloniastreasure]

help i wanna cosplay oberon

[just-a-little-anxious]

@scrunglert

evil minions who can double as a push-up bra

[altruistic-meme]

im never letting anyone drive my car again

[k4ruku]

i found a giant pikachu plush with a thing of pokemon cards and a drone at the bottom but the game was one of those things u gotta do multiple times to win and i only had 10 dollars that i was saving for pokemon violet dlc so i didnt get it :(

[motochiri]

a list of terrible things that happened to me today bc i am filled with unadulterated rage and vitriol rn <3 - woke up 20 minutes late - skin mask i did last night literally melted my skin off - was late to work obviously - the opening cashier called in so it was just me and my boss until my co-supervisor & 2 cashiers came in an hour later - it was busy the whole fucking time - system went down company wide for like 20 minutes at both peak traffic time and my lunch time - when i finally got to go to lunch the traffic was horrendous & i didnt even have time to get a beverage - bitches were driving IDIOTLY and trying to cut the line like i will murder you <3 - barely had time to eat my food & didnt finish so it basically went to waste - went back to work and it was still busy - was embarrassed to be seen bc my skin was literally cracking off my face like............................... - salespeople were being hella impatient like U SEE IM BUSY BITCH - got switched from vyvanse to adderall bc of the cost and its......... not doing shit i was EXHAUSTED the whole day and i got 7+ hrs of sleep??? - it was finally decently cold outside but hot as fuck inside so i was once again sweating in my uggs - got stuck at the BANE OF MY EXISTENCE ASS TRAIN by my house on the way back home and it literally was STOPPED ON THE TRACKS FOR 30+ MINUTES HOW IS THAT LEGAL - tried to go around aka wasted gas <3 and made a WRONG TURN AT A DEAD END - bestie im trying to move in with is slow playing about finding a place bc shes boujee as fuck for no reason and refuses to compromise so my lease is about to expire and the rent is going up $300/mo - these shithole apartments require a 60 day notice to move out so im gonna have to pay $1300/mo + all my other bills or sign another bitch ass lease - she is not empathetic to that at all bc shes not in a lease or paying rent rn so it doesnt affect her - am now spiraling bc why the fuck is life like this like who decided this shit was The Way To Live - ex bf didnt answer my calls on the way home bc he passed out drunk on the couch soooo had to carry all my shit in by myself ANNOYINGGG - gonna kms <3

[morporkian-cryptid]

@whosayscrimedoesntpay just sent me this absolute banger of a take, which I am reposting with his blessing.

Goemon is, as you mentioned, the most Japanese man to ever exist a d therefore the use of his forename is uniquely intimate and something only a unique few can get away with slash have his permission and blessing to do. Jigen in the other hand is emotionally constipated in most iterations of the canon, as well as (depending on which one you're looking at) a semi closeted gay repressing his feelings for his best friend slash boss slash partner in crime. Who could be arrested or killed or whatever else at any time without warning. Lupin using his surname is a tailored act of care towards Jigen. It creates an artificial distance between them that Jigen can use to kid himself into ignoring his feelings when they're too big, and it means he can fool himself into thinking that anything more intimate between he and Lupin is just physical, because they don't use forenames. It gives him his space to breathe

it's really funny how without fail Lupin always calls Daisuke Jigen, his best friend and constant partner whom he lives with, by his last name. Meanwhile he calls Goemon Ishikawa, the guy who fucks off randomly and was introduced trying to kill him, by his first name. Why is that. I can't comprehend this. It's hilarious.

[angrelysimpping]

Now I have a head canon in which grown up and well off neurosurgeon Whitney meets PC who is not in a very good place at all and tries to help them/repent for his past still denying being in love with them and behaving like a tsun-tsun

Or college age Whitney who wears glasses, studies a lotand kidnapped his girlfriend/pet from their home town and slowly mellows out, and while he still has his mean moments he is far more chill and won't whore PC out anymore and is a bit less mean.

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

LOOK

LISTEN

first one, yeah, cute, adorable, sweet, halmark movie maybe

SECOND ONE?????

SECOND ONE?!??!?!?!

(warning for yandere behavior and abduction. implied dubcon too, i think)

Whitney with his reading glasses on, hair band on to keep his fringe outta his eyes while studying. Got those 8am classes that he hates but would never dream of missing. Got those straight 'A's. Hurries home from the uni library to his tiny flat and, there's his slut, collared and chained to his bed. They can move around enough to get to the bathroom and kitchen, trust them enough to leave them alone. But, still, keeps 'em naked and shackled.

Gives 'em a lil kiss to their forehead before putting a hand on their shoulder, almost gently guiding them to their knees but with an unspoken threat of the force he could use.

oh my godddddddd