#caleb rambles

[sadmages]

Having ocs is fucked up they make you wake up and think stuff like what if i learn to code in renpy and make this into a visual novel. Who said that

[tboy-molloy]

Thinking about this one fic where Armand had a panic attack because he was worried that he was doing the exact same thing Marius did to him to Daniel.

It was so fucking well written and gave me psychic damage, if you know the name please tell me

[pass-me-the-dilfs]

For some reason Tumblr thinks I'm aroace (I'm definitely not).

But hey, I believe in their beliefs

[mwphisto]

LaDs: the craziest place you’ve done it.

~ I have no explanation for this one, just one of many thoughts that surfaced in the alphabet soup called my brain

Xavier: The hunter association conference room mid-meeting. You’d argue that it was the time you two had sex in one of the no hunt zones, but having Xavier’s fingers inside of you while Jenna droned on about recent statistics and reports took the cake.

Zayne: Against his office door. Zayne had a reputation to upkeep so he really can’t risk getting caught mid-thrust, ya feel me? But his office is just the right amount of public for him to feel risky. Against the door though, that was really pushing his luck.

Rafayel: During one of his art exhibitions, I’m talking out in the gallery, people everywhere. Somehow, nobody noticed the famous artist and his beloved bodyguard slip off into one of the darker corners of the gallery hall and fuck like bunnies.

Sylus: On a moving jet ski, full throttle, fully inserted. He took you on a tropical getaway with his private yacht. Heard you wanted to go jetskiing so he bought two and only ended up needing one. After the amusement of being cock warmed by you while zipping in the water became too unbearable, he turned the jet ski off and pounded you.

Caleb: Mid-flight while he’s the one piloting. You had that whole plane bouncing shit. Riding him within an inch of his life while trying to navigate the skies. He had his headset on and everything, talking with air control and the DAA while you clenched around his cock over and over again. Somehow, he didn’t take a nose dive when he came.

[neigepomme]

taking a shower with caleb, but for once, you're the one pampering him.

he's always the one washing your hair, but when you pout at him and threaten to leave the shower, he relents and sits on the shower bench in front of you. he sighs and tells you once more that "baby, you really don't have to, i'm okay," but you're having none of that. tilting his head up to meet your gaze, you press a kiss to his eyelids, and he tenderly places his hands on your hips — rubbing small comforting circles with his thumbs.

shielding his eyes from the water, you make sure his hair is thoroughly soaked through before squeezing some shampoo in your palms and massaging his scalp with it. caleb shudders a bit at first, your smaller hands much warmer than his. your touch is so soft, and for some reason, his chest feels like it's tightening a bit. when you push his hair back and laugh, whispering that "slicked back hair fits you, handsome," caleb looks at you as if you hung the moon and stars in the sky.

the feeling of your warm skin beneath his hands, your nails soothingly scratching his scalp, and your soft hums — this is love, he thinks. you're gazing at him with so much adoration, and you're treating him as if he was fragile. it's all so overwhelming, and caleb can't help the tears in his eyes. he was always content caring for you, never expecting you to do the same — your presence alone was a blessing enough. when he takes his hands off your hips to wipe his eyes, you grow concerned.

“caleb, are you okay? did shampoo get in your eyes?”

in response, he just laughs and wraps his arms around your waist, resting his head against your chest. listening carefully to your heartbeat, he exhales deeply. your body heat is so grounding, and he can't help letting out a choked sob when he feels you wrap your own arms around him. you care, you care for him so deeply, and caleb never knew he could allow himself to be selfish in this manner.

oh, how lucky you were to have each other.

“just thinking about how much i love you.”

🍎 pomme's notes — his myth damn near made me kill myself i need to love him so bad.. also inspired by that one reddit guy whose girlfriend washed his hair and he cried.. that's calebcore!!

[lili-k-lei]

drunk!caleb clinging to you like a stupid little puppy, begging you to never leave him or disappear from his life every again. His eyes watery, with a pathetic little pout on his face, kneeling and holding onto your legs, slurring his words, promising to protect you forever as long as he’s alive and can remember you.

drunk!caleb sniffing your neck, holding onto your arms, planting open mouth kisses across your collarbone and shoulders.

drunk!caleb staring up into your eyes when you try to get him to drink water, the waster spilling out the corners of his mouth, but he’s so love-drunk to even notice anything except you.

[pass-me-the-dilfs]

"I have never had an original experience" neither have I, we have never met and probably never will but we are still connected by big things and things that seem so trivial that we both assumed they were unique to us. But isn't it so beautiful that no matter what we are doing there is someone in another place and time, doing it right along with us?

"x has been done before" no experience is unique. all art is born out of connection. rejoice in being part of something bigger than yourself

[infestednighthawk]

All the rat grinders count as undead, that's why they kill they're clerics because radient damage hurts undead, also why the rouge is the leader (rouges usually don't take damage due to sneak attack) but this also means the deity they got brought back by is only alive due to the rat grinders and if they die the corrupted version of the diety goes

[suiana]

boyfriend! xavier who sleeps like a fucking log. wtf do you mean you slept for 24 hours!!! boy wake tf up!!! 😂😂😂 an ideal date with this man is probably just sleeping together in BED. no walking, no eating, just sleep. yeah. preferably together in his bed, with him cuddling you.

boyfriend! zayne who gets stunned when you bring up an apple whenever you have a fight with him. ok, so he's a doctor??? is an apple going to stop him from trying to comfort you??? what do you mean yes??? an apple a day keeps the doctor away???

boyfriend! rafayel who acts like the world is crashing down on him whenever you take more than a minute to reply. you have OTHER things to worry about? what are you talking about? HE should be the only thing you're worrying about 😒 work? filing reports? sure but what about HIM!!!

boyfriend! sylus who lowkey looks like a red flag because of his... job that he calls his fruit business??? boy you are NOT selling fruits sit DOWN. he's a green flag wearing red clothes but that's all that's red to him because he really is the most loving man you'll ever meet ☹️❤️

boyfriend! caleb who actually IS a red flag. yeah sure he might be your childhood friend but can't he be possessive AND your childhood friend? why have one when you can have both🤑😍 bet bro was also the one who gave you the apple to wave at zayne. what? he's just keeping you... safe! yeah, safe from your other childhood friend. totally ☺️

[sadmages]

I do like veilguard and I like the companions but everyone's too nice and helpful. Where are the haters.

I miss them

[tboy-molloy]

Okay since we all know that Eric and Luke both have hogs, this obviously means that if we transition that into an ftm Daniel au, Daniel would have crazy bottom growth, right?

Actually post canceled, I started thinking about massive bottom growth and I got too horny to finish the post

[heartyluv]

i feel like caleb is a walking furnace.

when it’s cold outside and you’re wearing a coat, he insists that he only needs a sweater. when it snows and you stand on your balcony wrapped in a blanket to watch the flakes fall, he’s there beside you, only in his boxers with his hands on his hips like he’s proud of his resilience. where you love fluffy and thick quilts, caleb would rather sleep without anything on him, or only a sheet if he has to.

but he uses what he deems to be more of a pro than con, to his advantage.

he’ll wrap your hands in his to take the chill off after you stop in a cafe during one of your walks when it’s colder out because he just loves being able to take care of you and hearing you praise him for being your lifesaver. he goes as far as turning the heat down at home despite frigid temperatures outside, not only for his heated body, but so you can come and ask if he can warm you up in his arms.

even with how much you adore toasty environments and love that man with every fiber of your being, though, cuddling with him can be an absolute nightmare.

it’s sweet and comfortable for the first half hour—until it’s as if you can feel a wave of warmth radiating off of him and swaddling your body. it can be difficult at times to sleep when caleb has you in his hot and muscular cocoon—even when the central air is on.

“pips…” he grumbles when you keep stirring, eyes still closed. “stop movin’ around so much.”

“caleb, baby, you have to unhand me,” you whisper in the dark room.

“no. won’t sleep without you.”

“our sweat has no business trying to get this aquatinted.”

“mm. i disagree. now, sleep.”

a moment of silence. “caleb.”

“pipsqueak,” he counters tiredly. “i’m not lettin’ you leave me.”

he’ll ignore your cute mumbles of protest because no matter what you say, you still press closer and nuzzle your face in his neck as he squeezes you tighter. with his legs wrapped around yours and a kiss pressed to your forehead, like always, you’ll still fall into a restful sleep.

[pass-me-the-dilfs]

Hot take but fat people are valid even when they aren't" healthy". Like believe it or not fat people deserve basic human rights and dignity even if they eat nothing but fast food and never exercise.

[spectralarrovv]

some calebs and some frumpkins

[sldlovescartoons]

One thing that’s not talked about enough with the Shadowgast ship is the potential comedy to be had with the fact that their Upbringings were polar opposite of each other. Essek is a noble, a blue blooded rich boy of high society, and Caleb was literally raised on a farm. He’s a farm boy, though being very smart and whatnot, grew up on a farm and also spent like 6 years wondering around the forests and the countryside villages. And that feeds into a lot about Caleb, his sense of humor and just how he moves in the world is very Farm Boy That Made It Out coded. He might hold himself well but he’s very uncouth and sometime has a juvenile sense of humor. And Essek is just the opposite. He grew up in a gilded cage, learning manners and etiquette and whatnot. There’s so much potential for comedy Essek being scandalized by things his farming-stock boyfriend does that fly in face of his upbringing and Caleb conversely being incredibly amused anytime he catches his blue-blooded boyfriend doing anything uncouth outside of his normal bitchy behavior. Essek almost has a heart attack the first he sees Caleb clean something with spit. Caleb applauds and laughs the first Essek audibly passes any sort of wind infront of him in a way he couldn’t deny.

[mwphisto]

You’ve been watching Caleb struggle for ten minutes now.

The towering 188cm man was currently hunched over, long legs crunched towards him as he meticulously worked on a new model plane. That, however, was not his current struggle.

It was his hair.

While it wasn't particularly long, his bangs seemed to keep blocking his view. Soft little grunts slipping past his lips as he begrudgingly shoved the brown locks away from his eyes - just for it to fall back into place moments later. "god dammit."

You could only let him struggle for so long, as cute as the little huffs and swears were. You had a a hair tie on your wrist, one that would be the saving grace for your poor lover's struggling.

"Here, honey. This should help." He jumped a bit, so engulfed in his model that he hadn't realized you got off the couch. "Wha-" But your fingers were running through his hair, combing his bangs back and sending a shiver straight down his spine. It felt good.

"You like that? You've got the chills." You're giggling as Caleb's cheeks flush, eyes wide and puppy like as he cranes his neck back to stare at you. "Keep goin, pips. Please?" How could you ever say no?

"I'll give you all the head scratches you want later." You hum watching his eyes flutter shit as you collect his bangs between your fingers. "For now, let me get your hair out of your face so you can focus. Think of the scratches as... a reward."

You can see the words forming on his lips, the urge to beg. But he swallowed it, staring at you with a pout on his lips. "Promise?" Was what he settled on, rather than giving in all together.

"Course I promise, honey. You look adorable." A little ponytail residing on the top of his head, keeping his bangs out of his eyes with your beloved hair tie. Caleb had been so distracted by your fingers that he didn't realize what you had done. "See, look."

Bending down, you pull out your phone and squish your cheek again his. "See, adorable." Your phone camera was directed at the two of you, showing Caleb what you had done. "Aww geez..." but you were snapping the photos, his blush intensifying with each one.

No thoughts, just puppy Caleb core. He's really just a nerd in a big buff hot guy body, maybe with a touch of the tism cuz of his hyperfixation with planes lol. I love him to death. lemme protect you rn you loser.