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meiopreto-meiobranco · 6 months ago

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O senhor da rádio não parava de falar sobre o que é natal e o que deixa de ser natal. Falou tanto que me manipulou a questionar-me também: o que é o natal? Não demorei muito a descobrir a resposta. Naturalmente não há uma resposta só, mas a resposta que há num suburbio europeu moderno (de 2024) é que o natal é simplesmente uma época do ano em que existe uma desculpa para não se trabalhar dois dias seguidos (reza-se sempre para que não calhe ao fim de semana!). Ao mesmo tempo compram-se umas coisas boas para quem se gosta e umas menos boas para quem não se gosta tanto. Que te importa meu caro millenial, o menino que nasceu há 2024 anos? Para começar tens que acreditar que nasceu. Tens que acreditar que para além do pretenso e arrogante endeusamento que a internet e a educação te dão, haverá algo mais. Tens que acreditar no que ouvias na missa, estes anos todos depois de teres deixado de ir à missa, porque te sabe bem que o domingo não tenha agenda. És obrigado a admitir que existe algo mais para além de ti próprio e de toda a carne que te rodeia. Tens que acreditar que podes estar errado (tens mesmo que acreditar). És simultaneamente obrigado a sentir que és poeira cósmica e que ainda que poeira, se te portares bem, verás a tua alma acolhida no paraíso. Mas pergunto-te: se nem a torneira consegues fechar porque não consegues conceber que a água pode vir a escassear, como poderás em 2024 celebrar o verdadeiro Natal? Não podes. A culpa nem sequer é tua. Preenchem-te a vida com merdas. Há tanta coisa que tens que ser e fazer e ainda tem que te sobrar tempo para os deveres do invisível. Ser crente em 2024 é uma tarefa árdua que exige um grau de disciplina e crença muito superior ao que era necessário há 100, 300 ou 1000 anos atrás. Suponhamos ainda que de hoje para amanhã a igreja desiste e a religião deixa de ser comunicada ao mundo. Então o que acontece? É que não basta portares-te bem, tens que acreditar. Mas se ninguém souber que existe algo em que acreditar, não é admissível que haja condenação por violação das regras de um jogo que não se sabe que está a decorrer.

Desculpa por te complicar o natal, como se não fosse já complicado que chegue com tanta decisão sobre comeres, companhias e compras.

Uns censuram-te pelas compras que fazes, outros pelas compras que não fizeste. És consumista e não é isso que é o Natal, ainda que durante 3 meses do ano sejas assediado publicamente e intrusivamente todos os dias. Digo-te o que penso sobre isto. Da melhor ou da pior maneira, pelo menos tentas agradar ao outro. Tentas mostrar-lhe amor e afeto por via de uma oferenda. Não precisavas de gastar dinheiro, mas se gastares sempre dás descanso à monotonia das palavras e preservas-lhes o valor para quando realmente precisares dele. Crenças e complicações à parte, sempre é este papel de rei mago o que mais vai sobrando daquilo que foi o primeiro Natal. E quer acredites ou não, consta que os reis magos também lá estiveram.

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il-cielo-dei-colibri · 1 year ago

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A - Aamri - Abman - Abmiu - Abmmi - Abra - Abrei - Aceu - Adae - Aegi - Aei - Afeto - Afihe - Aflint - Afobi - Afobu - Ageffer - Agiru - Ahasab - Ahcete - Ahua - Ahuant - Ahuar - Ahuare - Ahufavuz - Ahxu - Akulb - Al - Aladewfi - Alawn - Albafi - Alenih - Alfati - Alife - Alkav - Alkonoui - Alolb - Alqen - Alre - Alrei - Alrit - Alru - Alrum - Alsunasi - Alsur - Altiv - Alxab - Amdulmri - Anda - Andan - Andwu - Anewliv - Anmru - Anmsa - April - Ar - Arafab - Arbsol - Areie - Arelb - Arh - Arha - Arhi - Arhu - Ariedale - Ariel - Arusib - Asos - Asuir - Auge - Awa - Awerib - Azaitrope - Azbaru

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Dabi - Dabper - Dabperla - Dabrob - Dacav - Dacek - Dacinla - Dafoesi - Dafolr - Dafulr - Daha - Dahu - Dain - Dako - Dalcav - Dali - Dallih - Dalra - Damrica - Dandala - Dandam - Dandeila - Dandem - Dari - Darig - Darou - Dasea - Dath - Dathal - David - Daware - Daweb - Deaci - Deathala - Dec - Decna - Deepca - Deepcab - Deepcap - Deity - Delfu - Delri - Delxu - Dem - Demsi - Demûra - Dernib - Dersa - Despiza - Desvhanc - Desvhancia - Dew - Dewgoin - Didonwo - Diemifan - Dihib - Dimash - Dimasha - Dimmru - Dimnu - Diodra - Disbraid - Disbraidala - Disbraidze - Disimmu - Ditan - Djervi - Djewarala - Djewar - Docav - Dochi - Docinde - Dogib - Dojifeiri - Donchel - Doreinme - Dosee - Dubrib - Dubribhal - Duen - Duken - Dulran - Dunpi - Duphani - Dwertu - Dy - Dyubuse - Dyubusiw - Dyuube

Ecaih - Ecib - Egoist - Eigheto - Element - Elenver - Elesis - Elih - Elqu - Elraebi - Elseda - Elshow - Elwal - Enalmei - Enalmu - Endacê - Enm - Enn - Enna - Enpu - Enrave - Ensunuci - Erbu - Erib - Escol - Escolda - Éshya - Esperido - Espero - Esperodi - Esperome - Esponsi - Estôria - Esway - Et - Ewib - Eyesra - Eyesrav

Faisk - Faiuy - Falich - Fan - Farqei - Farrê - Farteel - Fartemah - Fati - Faurwa - Feito - Felichev - Fernare - Fernaremi - Ferrí - Fêrver - Fhub - Figue - Fihi - Fihuar - Filand - File - Filib - Filxi - Fitaha - Fitahar - Fiwa - Fiyi - Flubasi - Fluce - Flueb - Fo - Foab - Foeb - Foei - Foeiri - Fohx- Fohxi - Fohxu - Foicib - Fola - Folci - Fou - FragMent - Fralw - Fralwsab - Fresia - Fruto - Fulmine - Fun - Furha - Fyre

Gafih - Garde - Gardenia - Gasahma - Gengar - Geruino - Gesto - Gewe - Gher - Gherdai - Gherdy - Gherty - Girlque - Girlquell - Gofih - Gota - Gotinue - Goui - Gouia - Graduet - Gralu - Grass - Grassbou - Grassboudet - GrassGewe - Greno - Grunnire - Guardo - Guartdu - Guolvi - Gyenu - Gyurty - Gyurtyala

Hae - Hal - Hall - Halrul - Halsab - Hanpiib - Hanpliss - Harfei - Harta - Harte - Hartei - Haru - Hawa - Hawari - Hen - Heni - Hesicat - Hew - Hibew - Hibib - Hifui - Hifuini - Higu - Hilri - Hilrisu - Hilsuri - Hine - Hirib - Hisbeni - Hisveni - Hiub - Hiwbi - Hiwib - Ho - Hogo - Hohl - Holsaw - Homau - Homlu - Honelib - Hordinan - Hordinaz - Hori - Horib - Horitulra - Horiv - Hotei - Hourib - Hui - Huit - Huite - Huiteala - Hulgíe - Hulgieba - Hungar - Hunt - Huore - Huosol - Huosolri - Hyume - Hyune

Ibreb - Icnebib - Ife - Igev - Igevce - Ihsi - Ihsil - Ihub - Ihuv - Iilz - Ilsub - Imperalsei - Imu - In - Incrementa - Increnta - Indewgo - Indici - Infrenta - Inmeiru - Innauf - Inpum - Inrabbi - Inrompo - Inspí - Inspira - Insupir - Inty - Inwaesuo - Io - Irman - Ist - Itoh I- tsumono - Iu - Ixu

Jardino - JeauEi - Jeike - Jellaw - Jellita - Ji - Jibey - Jijina - Jirda - Jirmal - Jiuty - Joabi - Joaenib - Joalra - Joana - Joasab - Joasav - Joavene - Joavi - Joe - Joearu - Joehu - Juei - Junw - Jyaka - Jyua - Jyuas - Jyunteda

Kabbre - Kabbrid - Kacta - Kaidra - Kaitre - Kaitredass - Kalra - Kanamisê - Kansí - Karmazí - Karmia - Karseiman - Kartaite - Kasobi - Kasxi - Kata - Katoo - Kawab - Kawim - Kebbra - Kemodi - Kemono - Kerti - Kertiala - Keshiki - Keshivet - Kiatr - Kiatre - Kimihi - Kinetre - Klemen - Klemendo - Klementare - Koiwn - Konoui - Kopri - Koprily - Kreuya - Kreuyala - Kreuyadan - Kuru - Kwasa - Kwea - Kwei - Kwio - Kwua - Kyuniv

L - Lafire - Lafna - Lamena - Lamenala - Lamenav - Lamensle - Lament - Lamentna - Lamentza - Lanta - Lante - Laphel - Laura - Lawumu - Lecilia - Leer - Lefrâw - LEi - Leihtdala - Leihto - Leihtove - Lentdala - Lentdav - Libve - Lifetr - Lifredaz - Lifrevdaz - Lih - Liih - Limsa - Linmea - Linmi - Lio - Lioluci - Liot - Lio't - Liottala - Liumie - Liwafib - Liweu - Logo - Longe - Loty - Lowsi - Luare - Lúclesi - Luna - Luri - Luwu - Lwei - Lwu - Lwutu - LwutuEi - Lya - Lypa - Lyre - Lyubei - Lyuzi - Lyuzimi - Lyzir

Ma - Maasugu - Mabridah - Mabwib - Mafobu - Mafol - Magenu - Mahal - Mahar - Mahi - Majoa - Malá - Malwib - Mamra - Manalra - Manfem - Mangna - Manpra - Manreib - Mantem - Mantib - Mare - Marib - Masib - Mati - Matiky - Mawithyo - Mayato - Mei - Meiru - Mejoa - Memreb - Men - Mendad - Menemnu - Menham - Menreb - Meo - Meow - Merewcida - Meroisu - Message - Mewd - Mewi - Mi - Midak - Mieb - Mienu - Mier - Miere - Mieri - Mieriala - Mierida - Mierver - Miid - Mile - Milecilia - Milke - Milra - Milrib - Mina - Minamo - Minamoeiri - Minat - Minolsu - Minrib - Minute - Mipa - Mireqita - Missin - Mite - Mnici - Moiwa - Momentâne - Mon - Mone - Monnih - Monti - Mopev - Mophen - More - Moret - Mpol - Mpola - Mpolen - Mpolenver - Mrelib - Mreluy - Mriu - Mrona - Mtuy - Muhik - Muhng - Muihecika - Mul - Munreb - Murib - Mya - Myari - Myuhib - Myulant - Myun - Myuna - Myunpew

Nabru - Naebi - Nahina - Nahucew - Nahxira - Nakey - Naku - Naleli - Nalelu - Nalf - Nalra - Namere - Namini - Namnu - Nanrab - Nanrib - Nanubew - Napiyu - Narika - Narufire - Nasi - Naturale - Nebib - Nebri - Neereb - Neesu - Negebec - Neisubri - Nel - Neliwag - Nemrabe - Nemramu - Neru - Nfosca - Nia - Nibasav - Nibbie - Nibfam - Nibsilra - Niemda - Nifan - Nifei - Nifey - Nifui - Nihei - Nihxu - Niji - Nilsab - Nir - Nirmiu - Nisohib - Nisolsi - Niu - Nixi - Nixib - Nme - Nni - Nni - Nnio - Nntu - Noahe - Nobele - Noche - Nolxi - Nona - Nostalgia - Numesí

Odahib - Ohren - Olb - Olew - Oliw - Olku - Omib - On - Ondê - Ondêh - Onfeb - Onzh - Opbun - Opuo - Oreh - Orrib - Oumib - Ousu - Outtre

P - Paandz - Pabri - Paeri - Panpert - Partefwi - Pawewab - Peca - Pei - Pequeino - Pewent - Pewentda - Phantaria - Phantasia - Phantom - Pherria - Phill - Phillare - Philler - Piano - Piece - Pieces - Píuwans - Polen - Polka - Pondor - Porja - Portrait - Poutra - Ppiea - Pr - Prada - Pramaseu - Prezenc - Prezence - Prezent - Promessa - Promisce - Proxímo - Pulew - Puqt - Pyei - Pyo - Pyoi't - Pyu

Qaeu - Qalcab - Qalqz - Qalra - Qbima - Qebna - Qesee - Qeswa - Qia - Qiar - Qici - Qihie - Qilhxr - Qilhxri - Qima - Qiseh - Qiwub - Qiwuuber - Quaim - Quaphir - Quasar - Qude - Quedra - Quellda - Quellitá - Quopa - Ququ

Rabbi - Radiarala - Rainêas - Ralsi - Ramni - Ran - Ranab - Ranbey - Rartei - Rarteitoss - Ratin - Raxio - Realtiv - Reb - Rebna - Receilu - Recorda - Refleen - Refleenti - Rehib - Reicora - Reigr - Rejectio - Relinque - Renêcida - Renewm - Rennu - Rewfev - Ribri - Ribu - Rihalru - Rihi - Rilra - Rilru - Rinilyu - Rio - Risuam - Riu - Rivni - Robi - Romanti - Rosis - Rubbei - Rubriouni - Rubro - Rubse - Rulbrib - Run - Runib - Runiv - Ruvlib

Safib - Saful - Saill - Santo - Sapergi - Saseih - Savi - Sawab - Sea - Sealsei - Semibd - Senalru - Sencia - Sencial - Seravi - Serewni - Serewniala - Serewnida - Setrai - Sewa - Shibaz - Shika - Si - Sibsi - Sibsil - Sihsu - Sihulb - Sihza - Siism - Silentia - Silentiala - Silfu - Silra - Simperda - Simperdala - Since - Síncera - Singso - Síno - Sip - Sísu - So - Sobry - Socib - Soeci - Sohdi - Sohru - Sol - Solhei - Solitala - Solitu - Solituala - Somen - Sondeb - Soridaci - Sport - Stell - Sterrar - Stewar - Subbefe - Subbn - Suhban - Suiha - Sulkan - Sultah - Sulwasab - Sulwen - Sumru - Sunalsa - Suo - Suoun - Swab

Tahato - Tati - Tellanav - Tellima - Tellisa - Telx - Teria - This - Ti - Tibbo - Tighta - Tiui - Tiuy - To - To iu - Too - Topo - Tôra - Tôravi - Totinde - Trannad - Triza - Tsutoxir - Tybenala - Tybetan - Tybettan

Uatu - Ubnumesí - Ucab - Udna - Udnew - Uiatsra - Ulcan - Ulecik - Ulpacasab - Ulra - Ulruw - Ulu - Untitle - Uoweb - Upba - Upbip - Uppa - Usosib - Ut - Utaica - Utem - Utopia - Uwib

Varha - Varsoríe - Varsova - Vec - Vecke - Veizi - Veki - Velu - Venbr - Vent - Verna - Vernaren - Vernarenala - Vernarenmi - Vesnam - Vesnawe - Vetroit - Vida - Viertuu - Vilmey - Vilmsa - Vimê - Vintib - Visa - Visart - Visneri - Voi - Vouzes

Wabni - Waess - Waezuo - Wafea - Walle - Walleala - War - Way - Wazi - Wehni - Wehniala - Wei - Weini - Wemewah - Wenab - Wenariv - Wenavib - Wenib - Weu - Whusu - Wiasab - Wicek - Wifa - Wifi - Wifoar - Wifu - Wihub - Wihubet - Wil - Wilsad - Winalra - Wio - Witew - Wiu - Wolb - Wolfuul - Womoi - Woroit - Wrte - Wrteccia - Wrtei - Wrteqie - Wrva - Wuisib - Wulenia - Wulru - Wusesica - Wusu

Xab - Xacib - Xamericib - Xarih - Xarmezspíu - Xarmezspiuce - Xatr - Xentí - Xentile - Xertai - Xesta - Xirf - Xirt - Xirtariel - Xirtlwu - Xirtmi - Xirtphill - Xirtti - Xuaei - Xuart

Ya - Yacasa - Yacesid - Yacun - Yaitre - Yaitreala - Yan - Yanlypa - Yansa - Yansi - Yanyansi - Yche - Yecasid - Yodar - Yohea - Yohfir - Yolk - Yomante - Youno - Yporda - Yui - Yuitro - Yuitróut - Yujoa - Yumee - Yumi - Yuraemu - Yusib - Yusu - Yutait - Yutaitena - Yuwan - Yuzaghi

Zabterna - Zabtev - Zaeri - Zailury - Zaite - Zaitrope - Zambi - Zambid - Zarpiem - Zatro - Zequwe - Zilahi - Zin - Zincantim - Zindalcra - Zinfe - Ziniem - Zinjoearu - Zinwomoi - Zinzonru - Zipe - Ziro - Zoa - Zoetu - Zoirta - Zomru - Zufiib - Zuhri - Zuhrik - Zui

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gimbyguff · 1 year ago

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Serial Number: BM-B3-062398-CALH-0XX.

Designation: B-3 (Beta-3) Series Automated Security Personnel.

Moniker: ‘‘Calhoun’’.

Height: 5 feet, 9 inches.

Weight: 220 pounds.

Mobility: Articulated Limbs for Enhanced Movement.

Assembly Location: Sector B Robotics, Black Mesa Research Facility.

Manufacturing Date: June 23rd, 1998.

Processing Unit: Tri-core neural processing unit (NPU) with adaptive learning capabilities.

Energy Cell Type: HEV-Compatible Energy Cells.

Estimated Battery Life: 72 hours of continuous operation.

Backup System: Utilises a redundant backup system in the event of a catastrophic system failure.

Visual Indicator of Damage: Purple fluid acts as a visual signal to facility personnel that the Beta-3 model has been wounded or compromised.

Self-Repair Mechanisms: Integration of self-repair mechanisms to address minor damages autonomously.

Software Stack: Proprietary security protocols, behaviour analytics, and facial recognition.

Model designation: B-3/“Calhoun”

(DW!! he’s fine!!! he has backups :) )

#SMH forgot to put the manufacturing information lmao

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quininhas · 7 years ago

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16 points in the group stage. Club record. Well done boys!!!

#fc porto #champions league 18/19 #mal posso esperar que nos calhe um gigante no sorteio 😅

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becausegoodbye · 2 years ago

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THE BEST MUSIC FESTIVAL IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING ONE LAST TIME!!!!

It might be a bit tricky to put the money aside (airfares to NZ and all), but I'm pretty sure I'm going to try. The Camp A Low Hums I went to back in the day were some of the most genius, unique, and indelible musical experiences of my life. I've talked often how they absolutely ruined me for other music festivals, which just never seemed to be put together with the same kind of devotion and thoughtfulness. The Parking Lot Experiments certainly never felt like they made as much sense anywhere else. But as a punter, too, they were just the platonic ideal of a music festival, the best use of a few days I've ever come across, and I hope I've got one more in me.

#camp a low hum #CALH 2024 #god fucking bless you blink

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expired-applejuice · 3 years ago

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Les Amis: dress up as the first letter as your name.

Note: it also includes JVJ, Javert, Marius, and Cosette

Courfeyrac suggested a fun idea for a social event, so everyone can get to know eachother

Though some wanted to stay professional, some being Combeferre and Enjolras, they were out voted by everyone else.

So, they had a lot more drinking at this get together, and took turns saying who they thought was going to be the drunkest.

"I'm a cowboy, baby, and I think Bahorel will be the drunkest," Courfeyrac said tipping his cowboy hat with one hand and held a drink with the other. He wore a traditional western outfit. It was so cliche, down to his boots.

Next was Jehan Prouvaire, "I dressed as Jasmine, but blonde. I think Courfeyrac will be the drunkest it's his party." Prouvaire had his hair like Princess Jasmine',s instead of his usual braids. He wore two pieces and had a stuffed tiger to complete the look.

"Um, I'm Coraline from the book. I think Papa is going to be the drunkest," Cosette said holding her doll, Catherine, who was also dressed up. They both wore the signature yellow raincoat and boots. The only difference was the doll's hat.

"Obviously I'm Elphaba from wicked, notice the green skin, qnd Grantaire will definitelybe the drunkest. How did no one say that yet?" Eponine asked fixing her hat. She had a dress that could go from blue to black. She had the blue hat in her hands so she could put the traditional Witch hat on. She undid something and the dress turned into the beautiful black gown.

"Mermaid here! Just without a tail. Um, I know joly won't that drink, and Bossuet is already too clumsy, so I agree with 'Ponine, R," Musichetta said sweetly. She was truly an angel. She had a flower in her hair, and a shell bra, but she wore green pants in the place of a tail.

"I'm next, I'm a boxer, so Grantaire I'll beat you ass. And Grantaire will be the drunkest." Bahorel said, drinking right after. He had to take one of the gloves off to drink. He had a robe on that didn't do anything to cover his chest. It wasn't like it wasn't ment to, but still.

Marius stood up, only to be interrupted by Feuilly, "I'm Fix it Felix! And Bahorel is like my calh-"

"Don't you dare!"

"Reck-it Ralph? Yeah anyway... bahorel will be the drunkest tonight. Last time Grantaire was the one to help me carry him home." Feuilly had his work clothes on, that looked like Felix's, so he added a hate and a hammer he pained gold.

"Ok, I'm Marius-"

"Marius we know who you are, just say what your costume is," Groaned Combeferre.

"Oh well then, I'm Mr Incredible!" Marius then proceeded to flex his muscles, "And I think it will be Courfeyrac." Marius used to have a mask on, but Courfeyrac kept pulling it and letting go, making it hit his face so he took it off. He also had fake muscles so he could look more like bob.

"I'm a Greek God. Nothing more to say. Bahorel is definitely getting drunker than I am. And I'd like to see you try. I will knock you out," Grantaire wore a toga that showed haft his bare chest, and he wore shorts under it just in case he blacked out.

"My costume is Jean Valjean. And I think Jean Valjean will be the drunkest." Javert was wearing Valjean's clothes and had a loath of bread in his hand.

"I'm dressed as Javert, and I think Marius will be the drunkest, he looks like a light weight," commented Valjean. He wore Javerts clothes and had a toy weapon, because Javert wouldn't let him use his.

"Hey, I'm a jeti. Even though I have never seen star wars, um, I think Bossuet will be the drunkest." Joly got creative with his cane. He painted the body of it a bright green, and it he held it up, it would look like a Lightwave.

"Egyptian. That what I am. Um Grantaire will be the drunkest, no doubt." Enjolas said. Who knew that he could do eyeliner so well. He wore a white shirt and shorts with tons of false gold jewelry.

"I'm last, and I'm a Chimney Sweep. Unpopular opinion, but I believe Enjolras will be the drunkest, seeing as this is just a party." Combeferre had black soot all over his outfit, and wore a flat cap. He was adorable to day the least. He needed to work on the accent thought.

This isn't to be taken seriously, I just saw so many of these videos and thought it would be cute.

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