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Matteo Martari as Francesco Pazzi medici 2x06
#i medici#medici the magnificent#francesco pazzi#matteo martari#*mine#perioddramaedit#perioddramagif#love the fact that when he is all good and fluffy he has those messy untamed curls#and then he is evil again and be like#'nevermind found my hair gel i'm wicked again >:C'#jokes aside i feel this lingering sadness because of how easily francesco can be manipulated and has zero critical thinking skills#cannot blame him tho#at least he loved his brother and that was non-negotiable
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She's a murderer!!
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She killed your family!!!
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She's a rotting corpse!!!!!!!
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She's a milf karen!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#nectar's rambling#anon message#ā” anon#š© anon#literally š©anon fr š¤”š¤”šš#cannot blame him tho#that's me w my yans and fictional men ššŖ
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xelqua having complicated feelings on whether or not grian is his dad vs grian being like yeah thas my boy š
#kidXelqua#xelqua thinking grian would abandon him vs grian having five pictures of him in his wallet#in Xelquaās defense he is like 5 years old and has the weight of hundreds of different universe grians in his little head#the struggle of being a deity š„²#(tho thatās all very foggy to him. anxiety real tho)#also just a bĆ©bĆ©. cannot blame his nervous and shyness#he does not realize when grian uses an opportunity to pick him up or hold him š«¶š«¶#any opportunity **
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time to actually return to tumblr (and hopefully writing) after having my life completed derailed by 2 very intense fixations and also existing generally lmao i missed u guys
#blame house md and arcane <3#i also got my top surgery consultation (rip my bank account) and i will b getting surgery later this year if nothing disastrous happens...#anyways that stuff + my unpredictable chronic illnesses/disability...the last six months have been exhausting DJDJDJ#its ok tho cus my boyfriend is soooooo perfect and sexy so life cannot be truly badšš#i wanna write and im gonna try!! its just hard w my health but i miss my chreon so much...#i also wanna write some arcane filth centered around silco cus i am disgustingly down bad for him (and vander...)#im done rambling now <3 LMAO#r.txt
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Still canāt wrap my head around how Izzy shooting Ed was supposed to symbolize him ābreaking up with Blackbeardā and have them go through that whole thing at the beginning of the season, to have Izzy be the one who tells Ed to follow what makes him happy, and have Izzyās whole arc be about who he is without Blackbeard just for the finale to turn around and say that Izzy had to die because he was half of Blackbeard and that Ed couldnāt fully let go of Blackbeard otherwise.
#by all accounts it doesn't make sense#Izzy stopped caring about Blackbeard when he stopped following Edās orders and started going with the crew#when he told Ed he wouldnāt kill him#he had his figurative death when he tried to shoot himself and Blackbeard had his literal death when the crew killed him#when heās fucking doing his whole speech saying that piracy isnāt about glory or fame itās about the community itās about the crew#the fact that they said that they just didnāt know what else to do with Izzyās arc so dying was the best conclusion is INSANE to me#like im so hung up on this#blackbeard WAS us#YEAH WAS#dont get me started on how izzy used his fk dying breath to take the blame for everything just protecting others til the very end uh#izzy hands#him telling ed that the crew loves him and then he just....leaves#bitch the crew LOVED YOU#the whole āblackbeard was us i needed himā does gut me a little bit tho ngl like oof can yall stop being tragic for 2secs š#anywayyyyy sorry if im being rly negative i dont want to be truly im just upset#itās like I understand what they were going for but when you put it next to everything thatās happened itās like ā¦.idk#āizzy keeps the story of Blackbeard alive by being alive!!ā and ed doesnt ???#hes literally the face of Blackbeard#so he gets to change and grow and become something else and live as that but izzy cant?#you cannot kill a whole by just getting rid of half#izzy was moving past Blackbeard i just what the fuck is UP#āits cause ed is the mc and izzy is just the side character there to be a device for his growthā#ok well then dont have that characters whole motivation be about actualizing himself as his own person for a whole season#ofmd critical#ofmd
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caved and watched the first 5 episodes of hotd and rn all i gotta say is i wouldn't even wish the fate of being a high ranking offical's daughter/wife in the GoT universe onto my worst enemy godddd
#YES I'M MAD LATE AND I SAID I'D WATCH IT A YEAR AGO....PLANS CHANGE STUFF HAPPENS but i always kept it on my mind#my least faves so far....otto and the cole guy.#not the biggest fan of daemon either rn. well it's more like whyyyy does he love to cause problems on purpose#all of this probs subject to change except otto i'm so glad viserys called him out on essentially pimping out his daughter#my thoughts on rhaenicent omfg........not for the weak and ik it's only gonna get worse#other thoughts. mysaria. lowkey queen i cannot blame her for getting a bag when she's just been screwed over#v interesting how even viserys is nottt above the system that allowed him to be king and HAS to take a wife + have kids#bc of his fucking council...and chooses alicent which i gasped at even tho ik it was coming obvi#like it was either her or his 12 y/o cousin when he's like. pushing 40??? mid 30s??? idfk#ick all around tho poor alicent her wearing that green dress. a statement. damn.#rhaenyra they can never make me hate you...never...am i always gonna be happy with her actions.no. am i gonna defend her. probs#srsly tho it's her birthright to be queen bottom line. i liked her seeing the white stag that was nice#rip to laenor's bf he did notttt deserve that at all ik cole thought he was being blackmailed and was mad paranoid atp but bro#imagine watching your secret lover die on your arranged marriage night if i was laenor u would have to drag me to that altar#um tldr i like it i'm scared acting supurb i like the tidbits at the end where they explain everyone's actions#hotd#my text
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Coop flirts with his own wife like a nerd!
#.ooc#.shitposting#as he should tho!!!#I cannot tell u how much I loved the scene with the taffy or w/e#bc I thought at first of course that we were seeing him MEET barb#and to my delight!! nope! in comes janey and u realize thatās his wife!#and heās just being cute and flirting with his wife!!#sheās a babe tho. who could blame him fr
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It would be funny if even playful Creepypastas like Kagekao, Sally, and Candy Pop would even hated BEN. Because BEN is master manipulator as most people said. Well, since most people donāt do how other Pastas reacts to his behavior. Like what I say, Eyeless Jack would be first Pasta that hates BEN. He know his true colors. I also like how they portrayed Jeff The Killer annoyed with BEN. It was also funny that someone mischievous like Kagekao, and Sally Williams would even cannot handle BENās presence too. Who knows? Iām not sure if you like this hilarious head canon I made.
LMAOOOOO AWW POOR BEN BROāS GOT ALL THE HATERS
its okay tho cuz iāll NEVER BE ONE OF EM RAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
this is so funny tho iām giggling
#āoh brother this guy STINKSā -everyone apparently#everyone besides me ofc i would never#but seriously the idea of even the more mischievous and silly pastas just not putting up with him is so funny#like damn!!!!!! whatād he do!!!#in all honesty what DIDNT he do is probably a better question#i feel likeā¦.. he KNOWS heās annoying he actively tries to be annoying#but if you actually CALL him annoying??? bye ur never hearing from him again u broke his poor little heart#annoying is like one of the most agonizing insults tho so i cannot blame him at all
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Orm really just stays down and lets Arthur deal with the situation
#i don't blame him#he probably gets up once they get in the water thinking he's good and then the octobot shows up š#he cannot catch a break#the possibility tho that arthur deliberately takes the fight into the water to get manta away from orm...#dceu
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the three times I dreamt about Dream of the endless (that i remember) and how each time I realized i was dreaming at some points of the dream
First time:


Second time (i realized after i woke up he basically went Gandalf on us):


Third time:



So anyways ⦠im not saying Dream is real just it would make a HECK OF TON of sense if he is š (also every time it felt like the guy just got into some trouble and im the unlucky rando who got tagged along)
#dream of the endless#the sandman#morpheus#sandman#dream record#wtf morpheus#he cannot catch a break#and neither can I apparently lmao#i dont blame him for the record#but this is so funny to me#itās all a few months ago tho I havenāt dreamt of him recently
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I guess the only thing I will say is I hope that they don't do what SEGA keeps doing to poor Shadow and make him basically an edge lord like they love to do...he's 'edgy' sure but that not his entire personality.
#I'm Just Warming Up {OOC}#Mun Menu {Post}#I mean that is why a lot don't care for IDW but I don't blame the writers for that...they literally have to follow a restricted guideline#For example Sonic cannot lose#Knuckles can only be involved in the plot if it concern the Island or the Master Emerald#Team Dark 'are not friends'#And so on and so forth...#The movies tho haven't been as restricted...so I am hoping they can least give Shadow the proper characterization he deserves#Not just have him be the edgehog#I mean; they didn't make Knuckles the butt of the group like a lot of other media did to him for a while#They actually let him be a badass without making him the joke#So yeah...my one wish is do justice for Shadow
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Okay so he wants to love me exactly as I am he wants to live and die for me he wants to be my pet that follows me around to every corner of the earth. so why do I treat him like shit š¤
#my posts#my love life is a long series of me being spectacularly undeserving of some of the best people alive#+ alex. yeah thats fucking right alex. sorry.#but stevie and ross tho nah i was a little diaper baby in the shape of a girlfriend. and now i feel like ive repeated the same pattern#with cam who makes it clear every day that he thinks the world of me and has nothing but respect for me#but i cannot just wake up and be satisfied. i dont know why. i dont know whats wrong with me. but i have felt this way in every relationship#so can i really blame it on him or does it all come back to me
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A friend of mine messaged me that he has started watching Good Omens. He's at season1 and he thinks it's ''really gay, cute and funny,'' and he's watching it cuz another series made him sad.
I started laughing.
He was really concerned, ''They just got through their mid-season break-up, could it get any worse?'' with big puppy eyes.
I just patted him on the head. ''Oh my sweet summer child.''
He's in for a ride. :D
#good omens#good omens 2#talking to other ppl experiencing the divorce for the first time is so funny#cannot blame him tho i thought it make me happy too#im preparing the tissues for him dont worry
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The fact that those characters are so terribly written that people actually miss on the fact that this dude lost his entire fucking arm will never not be funny to me.
They're just a convinient background for action scenes, explosions etc. at this point. Like, I've seen many fans complaining about the fact that there are no relationships in MCU that actually make sense, but buddy, you literally can't write an emotional relationship between a chair and a vase.
bucky has a disability??
he doesnāt have an arm.
#obviously my comment concerns only MCU#i cant even blame those people#compare how the writers of those movies treated bucky to how arakawa portrays edward#you cannot miss the fact that edward doesnt have all of his limbs#like that trauma and struggle is a big part of his story#if you forget that edward has a disability you ARE a moron#if not something worse#forgetting about bucky is more natural tho#i mean the writers have forgotten about him so why should we care
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amethyst is honestly worst mom
#right after rose ofc#rose willingly signed steven up for a life of a half orphan bc she wanted to kill herself#pearl is third worst mom#the amount of times pearl watched steven almost die and did literally nothing to stop it#you cannot count it. seriously.#garnet is best mom by miles. MILLLLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS#actually plays with him; understands the limits of human biology and maturity; tries to keep him safe; gets him food#meanwhile amethyst steals his food and leaves him with nothing#she also puts steven directly in danger multiple times and it's blamed on her being the youngest gem. even tho she is thousands of years ol#she LITERALLY gets into a battle with steven because she's jealous he's surpassig her in ability. while he's actively training and trying#and she does nothing but lazes around all day complaining about how hr trash isnt trashy enough or how#steven hasnt given enough of his food to her#like no shit youre going to be a terrible fighter?#and it's hilarious bc like i said in my last post thats the ONLY THING SHE ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT
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my sister got engaged and weāre all really happy for her but my bitter rain cloud of a dad (who naturally she told last) is giving her a bit of passive aggressive grief about it despite her boyfriend being like the best man of our generation (presumably either because heās not catholic or because my dad sees them as young dumb unemployed people who arenāt ready for marriage or because heās mad he barely has any real love with his own wife or something). so like pray for us? i wish i knew what to do
#if my dad had any brain cells or observational skills whatsoever#heād realize that in terms of our faith the problem is not the boyfriend. that guy is brilliant and open minded and would probably ace RCIA#the problem is my sister. who is catholic in name but itās clear to me how hard sheās fallen away from the faith#but like my dad has created such a bitter home environment we never have meaningful conversations with him#so like he doesnāt know *anything* about our inner lives#all he sees is labels. all he judges people by is labels#literally you can still get married in the church to a non catholic itās just a matter of expecting them to convert eventually#and promising to still live according to the principles of the church and raising your children as such#but my parents are absolute fools if they think thatās the issue. if my sister was true in her faith her bf would have converted already#i am sure of it. the guy is smart he just needs to be guided the right way#evidently my parents donāt realize that about him either#if my dad could become a decent parent for once and stop trying to drive his kids away from the faith by only cherrypicking the parts of it#that intersected with republican/conservative boomerisms#ugh. if he was a virtuous father sheād be a virtuous daughter and therefore all her friends and loved ones would be virtuous as well#should i blame my dad for all our family problems? no.. not rightfullyā¦ā¦#but like. the impact a father has on oneās life cannot be understated#ugh iāve had the sense for a while that God wants me to be the one to fix this family#because looking around it doesnāt look like anyone else is gonna do it#but thatās such a daunting task⦠especially alone⦠i donāt have any true friends (ie who share both my faith and life experiences)#and like. itās really hard to try to assume the role of a teacher or counselor when someone is older than you#or uh. in a position of direct power over you for that matter. esp when clearly deeply mentally ill#the concept of trying to essentially parent my own parent while i myself am miserable and unstable#esp when he is the primary cause of that#just. ughhhhh itās such a vicious circle#like iāll do this if i have to iāll undertake that daunting mission but i have to be so careful and really sort myself out first#or for that matter if i were to volunteer to like. catechize my sisterās boyfriend (heaven knows she couldnāt do it)#iād have to really study my stuff bc i think the intellect is the only real appeal here#like i said tho his conversion can probably never really happen as long as my sister remains the way she is#what i know is that the first step is fixing myself. i have to be a pillar of virtue if i wanna stand as any sort of authority on the faith#problem is i suck and shouldnāt be regarded as a role model for anything. i have the knowledge down but that alone wonāt fix me
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