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anfie01 · 2 days
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GREAT SAGE & YOAGUAI HAMSTER (OC) / DESTINED ONE X CELESTIAL GODDESS (OC)
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I just want them swap with what if- (and also because I kinda vanilla person ohokjokeohok)
Just headcanon that great Sage loves cute things :
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And In the other hand destined one would be like clueless puppy who need rub :
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alinxpg · 3 days
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I showed a sketch I made a few months ago, so I saw it again and said "yeah I'm going to color it" and this is the result Inspired by this post!
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moow1n · 22 hours
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How Stanley and Love met they r so silly and silly 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 !!!!
They start off as just friends for like. Ages. Love just needs someone who might get him and somehow Stanley is the one to do that. Ain’t he sweet. Love husband fucking sucks he SUCKS I did not project at all. Never would. Who r u u don’t know me
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cursed-peach · 13 hours
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Silly TikTok stuff as SuguLena
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evelynismahnameboi · 2 days
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Evan interacting with Kourtney! A fellow Eddsworld Oc by the lovely @professionaljontorture
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There’s a part 2, but that’s for tomorrow
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mikatoonist · 2 days
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sodaskate time! another edit/drawing 🥤🛼
for those who are new; this is my oc jabari! he has a crush on zee 🥰
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ebonnat · 2 days
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Cringe culture is dead here’s some canonxoc
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If you don’t like canon x oc stuff
THEN DIE MAD BI—/JK
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kobayashisoul · 2 days
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》 ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴋɪꜱꜱ 《
Here is finally the Animation for Gaara's and Raziela's first kiss, done by the amazing pun_shun ! I swear I love it so much and it looks so Canon! 😭 I had to since Pun js making Animations as Comissions now too. 🩵
I will use the Original Description for this Animation!
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After Gaara and Raziela confessed their Feelings for each other after a long Day of work, there was silence between them for a few Minutes. Gaara still hugged her from behind and comforted her, she finally stopped crying and was able to calm down. She felt so relieved, hearing that the Person she was in love with felt the same for her too. And honestly, now they both didn't know what to say.
She finally turned around, looking to the Bottom, embarassed.
Gaara: "... are you alright?" He looked worried.
Reeze: "Yes, I'm ... We are ... What are we ..."
Gaara came closer to her, they stood now almost Nose to Nose. Gaara didn't know if what he planned was right, but his Heart did beat so fast, and hers too. His Face started to turn Red a bit, and he swallowed.
They stood in front of each other, close, for quite a Moment before Gaara finally leaned in and ... kissed her. His heart did beat so fast, it felt like it would jump out if hus Chest every Moment. But Reeze felt the same. Kissing him was ... it felt like heaven. It was a innocent Touch at first and became a bit more passionate the more seconds passed.
This was the very first Kiss they ever shared. And it was the beginning of something new, something... different. Something really big and wonderful.
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➖️➖️➖️➖️➖️➖️➖️➖️➖️➖️➖️➖️➖️➖️➖️➖️➖️➖️➖️➖️➖️➖️➖️
Animation & Art (c) pun_shun
Raziela Kobayashi (c) @kobayashisoul
Sabaku No Gaara (c) Masashi Kishimoto
Naruto & Boruto (c) Masashi Kishimoto and Mikio Ikemoto
This Picture was a Comission for me from pun_shun . I am NOT the Artist of this Artwork. I am a Art Collector. I have the Artists written permission to upload this drawing to my Social Media. ⚠️
The Oc, her Design and Story belong to me. ⚠️
Without my written permission you have no right to recolor/repost/trace/edit/use this in any way. ⚠️
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tctoricormac · 2 days
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art for @squeesquoo !!!✨✨✨✨ I'm in love w this oc x canon.......😩😩😩😩❤️❤️❤️❤️ I hope you don't mind that I drew you two without your permission... I was too excited to ask...👉👈
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kit-williams · 2 days
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A Drabble
tw: oral; idiots in love;
-Timeline: Before the story proper-
Perturabo was use to Penelope being excitable... she was in her early twenties after all verses him being well over a hundred years old by the time they married. It amused him greatly how differently she acted in the public eye verses with him privately. It made him feel like he had something all his own and it was the truest version of his wife. But he watched her slide into the room looking at him bewildered, "Why didn't you tell me you were hot?!" She says in that whining tone of hers.
Perturabo gives Penelope a deep frown counting slowly in his head. She has a habit of saying stupid things not realizing at first what she says. With her also being from the mountains she sometimes messes up the phrasing... that and her being a commoner once she tends to speak far more casually with him in private... and well of course he loves her. Love was something Pertruabo did not give out his love easily as Calliphone was the only other person he would have said that he loved before he realized he loved Penelope in a different way.
"Let me rephrase!" Her eyes sparkle realizing her slip up, "Why am I only now finding out you had a beard!" She whines softly.
"I see you visited Calliphone." Pertruabo points out knowing full well that the only paintings of him left of his time before meeting Father were with his sister.
"Of course I did. And I only now just saw how amazing you look with a beard! I feel robbed!" Penelope says with her dramatics as he could hear her bare feet upon the stone as she walked over to his desk.
"Unlike Russ I did not enjoy the feeling of my hair getting tangled and knotted. So I shaved my whole body." Perturabo says returning focus to a building design.
"Do you think you'll ever grow it out again?" He feels her cheek against his arm.
"Why?"
"It looked good on you."
"Do I not look good now?" He looked over at her with a blank look on his face. He wasn't afraid of what she would say...
"I fell in love with you now. Clean shaven, tubes, and all. I mean I doubt I looked good when you first met me."
"You looked good."
"Bo I had three teeth missing, crooked toes from them being broken and not healing right, awful hair, and a myriad of other things that would leave many poets desiring something."
That got Perturabo to frown, "That doesn't matter." He bristles not liking how she talks about herself sometimes. He chose her so why does-
"Exactly dear." Penelope says softly with that pleasing smile of hers that causes her eyes to close slightly, "You loved me at my worst looking. No I'm not saying you have bad taste in women I'm saying that if looks were something you were really picky on then I wouldn't have a chance."
"They never complemented my work earnestly." Perturabo says softly.
"Their loss." She says before climbing up to sit on his thigh wrapping her arms around his neck and presses her cheek to his as she smiles just showering him in affection.
He doesn't like showing affection in public a weakness that could be exploited... but she's a mortal and needs it... and he wont repeat nearly letting her walk away from his life by withholding it from her. He sighs softly pulling her into a hug enjoying the comfortable silence before speaking up, "After the Crusade." She looks at him before he continues, "I'll regrow my beard after the Crusade. My head hair..." He feels a modicum of self consciousness at the thought.
"I can live with just a beard... and maybe some chest hair too?"
"You're insatiable." He kisses her cheek seeing the gears in her mind thinking, "You're thinking of something."
"Beard Burn." Penelope says with a sigh.
"You really are insatiable." He laughs softly to which she scoffs.
"Would you rather I be like Lady Dorn? Mindful and demur and stone faced too? Or perhaps I shall have a frown upon my face as well." She says before she pouts dramatically at him.
"You're pouting."
"Well I'm not very good at frowning I suppose." Penelope says before kissing him.
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She doesn't know how this man got into her room... and why he was naked. But she had to admit he was insane enough to try and seduce her though he looked... familiar?
"Speechless?" That familiar voice rumbles out.
Her eyes widen, "Bo?"
"In the flesh," He lies as what this puppet really was is metal, "You really do not like it when I'm closer to your height."
She sighs putting a hand to her cheek, "Like I've said... a decade of being use to you towering over me does not go away just like that. But... I suppose... it's been awhile for you."
"Partially I do not trust myself to not hurt you," He partially lies to his beloved spouse looking away not wanting to think too hard about everything as he came here for a mental reprieve... not to be eaten by guilt...
He looks at her feeling her weight on the bed as she gives him a kiss for his troubles before pulling away and looking over him, "By the Ancients Perturabo you're so hairy!" She says before putting her face into his chest and making a pleased noise.
"Oh yes probably not as hairy as some of my sons from the mountains are," He says with his eyes closed as he can't help but preen under her pleased gaze, "But I hope its enoUGH!" He nearly jumps as he feels her mouth around him as he looks to her sparkling eyes as she grins with her mouth full giving a giggle. He swallows and burns the sight into his very essence, "Well you look quite pleased."
"Oh yesh bery peeesed," Penelope says with her mouth full.
"Don't talk with your mouth full Nelly." Perturabo says causing her to laugh and she lets him slip free from her mouth. As she crawls up to meet him in an embrace and to enjoy the night.
-Timeline: Perturabo got to Penelope first-
Guilliman didn't know what was spurring his traitorous brother on. Perturabo was moving aggressively carving out a large territory for himself. The spies that were able to give any information was sparse and usually wildly outdated by the time it reached him but something was spurring him on. The radical inquisitor was able to get a recording... "Apparently the rapid border expansion of the Iron lord's territory is because of something he acquired. We're uncertain if it's from his recent fights with the other traitor primarchs but the Iron Warriors have been consolidating and changing their focus."
Guilliman was very familiar with how Perturabo was moving... it was his methodical expansion from the Great Crusade... he was bringing planets into compliance. And given the numbers the Inquisiton estimate... Perturabo was a threat. His mind thinks back for a moment... perhaps the thing that changed was Penelope? But that was well over fifty years now when he first got that distress call from the Iron Amarantos and he assumes that the perils on that half of the Cixitrix Maledictum got to her before she could get to one of the crossing points.
"We don't have any information on this sudden Demogauge. All we know is that she just appeared around the same time of the expansion. The Iron Lady as she's been called." Guilliman refrains from rolling his eyes... of course just like Ferrus, Perturabo was associated with Iron.
The pict capture plays as the agents get into their positions. "This one is also important... but its clearly a young Astartes." The Inquisitor says as notes pop up as the image of a... familiar man walks on screen. He looked so much like Perturabo... then again what one of his sons didn't but there was a nagging feeling in the back of his mind that this wasn't a normal son of Perturabo.
"And here comes the Iron Lady." The Inquisitor says but the Astartes uses a different title.
"Play it back now." Guilliman orders as he listens to the title again... "That's not Iron Lady..." He has a sinking feeling he knows who is about to walk on screen.
"What does it translate to then my Lord?"
"Iron Mother."
And upon the screen with a newfound grace she glided into view draped in the colors of the fourth legion straight from the days of the great crusade was Penelope. Though Roboute wonders if it really is her give how she was closer to the size of Alpharius or a Primaris marine and Roboute watched her sweet talk a planet into compliance... because she was the gentle hand to the Iron Lord... she was the gentle hearth where Perturabo was a roaring forge... Roboute didn't have many chances to meet his brother's wife. But he remembers one of the few times she was around and Perturabo was bristling. Perhaps it is the hindsight now to realize that her death is what damned the fourth legion... but he remembers the way they simply looked at each other. Something Roboute was jealous of, at the time, with how tenderly she held his face... how lovingly she looked into his eyes...
"It can't be her..." He whispers... this must have been some poor mortal or some abomination Perturabo had made to replace his wife... if he never got over her.
"Who is she..." An Inquisitor asks.
"Back in the Great Crusade era... before the Heresy... Perturabo had a wife," His eyes focus on one of the Astartes standing next to her before pointing, "and a son."
The Ram, the bulwark of Ossento system, Warsmith of the 101st Grand Company... and more titles but Guilliman couldn't help but see how much he looked like his father... the way he seemed to look into the camera and just smile.
The alarms blare as the sigil of the Iron Warriors appears on the screen. A virus the tech adepts and priests scream as a video forces itself to play.
"Hello Guilliman." Penelope says, "You probably have a dozen questions seeing me again... and like this." She says softly, "I would love to answer them but straying too far from your brother would... well he wouldn't like that but I'm willing to meet you still perhaps not at Macragge but I think you will be please with what I have to say. Take care Lord of Macragge." And with the video ends the virus dies
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onegianthotmess · 1 day
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Divian: *holding baby Silver after Lilia brought him home* Oh, isn’t he the cutest little thing! After over a hundred years I’ve forgotten how adorable infants could be.
Lilia: I’ve named him Silver. I think it’s a fitting name.
Divian: And you’re right about that, Lili. He’s like a little beam of moonlight.
Divian: *turns to Malleus and Mealodie, who are visiting* What do you two think about him?
Malleus: It’s so ugly I almost pity it…
Mealodie: He isn’t a mirror, Brother.
Malleus: YOU’D INSULT YOUR OWN BROTHER!?!?
Mealodie: YOU JUST INSULTED AN INFANT!!!
Malleus & Mealodie: *bickering in introverted dragon siblings*
Baby Silver: *laughing*
Divian: These next few years are sure to be fun! Don’t you think so, dearest?
Lilia: If it means more of these moments? Yes, it does seem like we’ll be having a lot of fun.
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anfie01 · 1 day
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PLSPLSPLSPLSPLS MAKE MORE WUKONG FANARTS IM BEGGING YOU CRYING SCREAMING SOBBING THROWING UP I WILL GIVE YOU MY FIRST BORN CHILD 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
PLEASE MATCH MY
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Sincerely,
A Wukong Simp since jttw
GOTCHA BABE ✨
Here some wukong things when he literally sobbing to the core (oh my when we are gonna see him being vulnerable again👀) processing to succumb between "please don't go.. we been thru all this together" and "you taste good babe"
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the food are served my fellas ✨
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And thank you so much for people who appreciated my artwork i really really happy 🥺✨ ily sm
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Me to YA'ALL
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howlsofbloodhounds · 2 days
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I've been in a yapping mood lately...anyways
Thinking about nightmare and his lover doing what looks like domestic activities but when you look closer its morbid asf
Like seeing them in the kitchen, nightmare looking at them purely smitten, bantering with eachother as they cook. And later they're feeding him while nuzzling eachother
And then you look closer they are literally cooking a human heart
JUST SHIT LIKE THAT YK
gardening with eachother and its man eating plants
Cuddling up in a tree and there are people hanging on the tree and the trees around them
They're morbid with eachother and i love them ifajodeonzpancir
I love that. Imagine they wear necklaces with vials full of eachother’s blood/spit/tears/sweat/bone fragments/goop and the vial is hanging from the vines of a poisonous plant around their necks.
{ @brokenramunebottle }
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moow1n · 18 hours
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Little continuation of my other post. These two r the best of pals. Or they begin to start off as great pals. Aren’t they swell
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lemonlamblaura · 3 days
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My Husband is the God of Pestilence - chapter 18
Not too pleased with this chapter but I wanted to get it out there so we could get to the one everyone's been waiting for... the wedding!!! 🥳🥳🥳
In this chapter, Rowan gives Kallamar a secret challenge to test his faithfulness to Lilybell.
"We're getting married!"
Rowan's reaction was not what Lilybell had hoped for. He stared at her blankly, mouth agape, and said nothing. Kallamar scowled at the sheep. He really couldn't even pretend to be happy?
"Congratulations!" Merryn exclaimed enthusiastically, clapping and wrapping Lilybell up in a tight hug.
Finally Rowan made an effort to smile, but it was forced and more of a grimace. "Hon, are you sure this is what you want? You only just met each other a few months ago. Why don't you give it a little more time?"
"But I don't want to give it more time," Lilybell said, still wrapped up in Merryn's embrace. "I want to get married."
"I know, but-"
"I thought you said you wanted your daughter to be happy?" Kallamar snapped. "You have a very interesting way of showing it."
"Maybe I don't want her to marry someone who could hurt her!" Rowan sniped back.
Kallamar was aghast at the very idea. "You old torment! How dare you make such an accusation!"
"It's hardly an accusation! The day I came here there was an immense battle and Lilybell was almost kidnapped! I don't want her to get hurt by being wrapped up in whatever the hell is going on with you!"
"Stop!" Lilybell cried, untangling herself from Merryn. The older seal focused on her own daughter instead, who was becoming agitated at the sudden change of mood.
The men ignored Lilybell. "None of that was my fault!" Kallamar shouted. "That was all Carcharias, and he's gone now! There's nothing to worry about anymore!"
A bad feeling, familiar and uncomfortable, began to grow in Lilybell's stomach once the shouting started. "I said stop!"
"You say that now, but what about in the future? You don't know who might target you next! You don't know what you're doing half the time, anyone with a brain can see it!"
A crowd of followers had began to form because of the fighting. People were looking at each other with shocked expressions. How could Rowan be saying this to a god?
Kallamar had had enough. He reached down and grabbed Rowan, bring him up to his face. "Speak to me like that again and you will regret it," he snarled.
"Oh, very mature! Now I know you're the right man to marry my daughter, threatening me like that!"
"Beat him up, Lord Kallamar!" Someone cried.
"Show the land-dwellers whose the boss!"
"Fight, fight fight!" People began chanting.
"STOP IT!" Lilybell screamed, stomping her foot hard against the floor. Finally Kallamar and Rowan turned their heads to look at her in shock. No one had ever seen Lilybell lose her temper like this. "Stop it, stop it, stop it! You two are terrible! Why can't you get along for even two seconds?! Put him down right now!"
Kallamar was frozen for a moment, watching his fiancé. He was ashamed of himself, behaving that way in front of her. This was no way for a husband to act. He set Rowan back on the floor, the crowd booing at the lack of violence.
"I'm sorry, my love," he said ashamedly, "I've behaved deplorably. Please forgive me."
"I'm sorry too," said Rowan, his face downcast.
Lilybell grabbed Rowan and Kallamar by their cloaks, pulling them into the main hall. Then she turned to leave, before saying, "you two can come out after you talk and work things out!" Then she closed the door, leaving the men in the glow of the crystals on the wall.
Kallamar sighed and rubbed the corners of his eyes. He didn't think announcing their marriage would turn into such a scene. Rowan sulked beside him. Things were quiet for a few moments.
"You know," Rowan said at last, "a man usually asks for the father's permission before asking a woman to marry him."
"I don't need your permission to do anything," Kallamar snapped.
Lilybell's voice rang outside the hall. "I don't hear you two getting along!" She said loudly in a sing-song fashion.
The men groaned. It was clear she wasn't going to let them out until they talked things over, something neither of them were looking forward to doing.
"What's your problem with me anyway?" Kallamar asked after a moments hesitation. "Haven't I taken care of Lilybell adequately? Have I not loved her enough? What do I have to do?"
Rowan didn't answer right away. "It's less about how you treat Lilybell and more how you treat everyone else. Like everyone is beneath you. Like we don't matter. If you can treat others that way, then it's possible you could treat her like that in the future."
"You are beneath me. I'm a god."
"That doesn't mean you have to act this way."
"I was taught-"
"That's no excuse."
Kallamar clenched his teeth in frustration. He knew it would be a mistake to let Rowan stay. The old bastard was going to ruin everything he'd worked so hard to maintain. If Shamura found out they would be so disappointed. But if he did away with Rowan, Lilybell would never forgive him if she found out. How could he please both of them?
"Bottom line is," Rowan continued, crossing his arms, "you aren't a good man. And I can't let Lilybell marry someone who isn't good."
Kallamar sighed. "Listen. There is no one more dear to me on this earth than your daughter. I will never mistreat her or harm her. I love her more than anything."
"What about Shamura?" Rowan gave him a side eye glance. "Lilybell said you two are very close. Who do you care about more?"
"They're both important to me! Lilybell can't be the only person in my life! Just like she can't be the only person in your life!"
Fair point, Rowan thought as an image of Merryn came into his mind. Maybe he was going about this the wrong way. Maybe if he could prove to Lilybell that Kallamar wasn't as good a person as she thought... it was a nasty plan, straight out of his wife's playbook and if it didn't work Lilybell could be upset. But if it did work, he could try to convince her to leave the temple for good. Maybe Merryn and Anna could come too.
"Okay." He dropped his arms, taking Kallamar by surprise. "I will allow you to marry my daughter, on the condition that you treat your followers better."
Kallamar wanted to roll his eyes but he stopped himself. "Thank you." Of course things would go back to the way they were once this was over and there was nothing Rowan could do about it.
"And, of course, I will handle your bachelor party. I'll ask Merryn to organize Lilybell's."
"What's that?"
Rowan stared at him. "What's what?"
"What's a bachelor party? I've never heard of such a thing."
"You don't have bachelor parties?" This was getting better and better by the second. "Basically it's your last night of freedom before you get married. There's usually drinking, dancing-"
"I resent the idea that my marriage be compared to punishment or slavery," Kallamar glared.
Rowan held up his hands. "Okay, poor choice of words. Still, it's a tradition. Lilybell will expect to have her own party. It will make her happy."
Kallamar narrowed his eyes at Rowan. Was he just trying to stall for time? "Fine. I'll indulge you. But I want this to be a formal affair. No nonsense. You have until tomorrow night to organize everything."
"But that's not enough-"
"Tomorrow. Night. No exceptions."
A few minutes later, the doors opened and Kallamar and Rowan stepped out into the lit hall. Lilybell gave each of them a tight embrace and gave Rowan a kiss on the cheek. "Thank you, daddy."
Rowan pet his daughter on the head and watched her walk off with her fiancé. When they were out of sight he turned to a shrimp follower. "Do you know of any attractive young people who are looking to make some coin?"
"What, I'm not good enough for you?" The shrimp teased good-naturedly.
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There wasn't much to use in regards to party planning. There wasn't much time to decorate any of the rooms, so Rowan and Merryn focused more on what they could use for entertainment. Merryn had an easier time with the women who had more a mind for such things and brought their own ideas to the table.
"Can we have flowers?" Lilybell asked excitedly. "And cake? I can't remember the last time I had cake! And we need to play games too!"
"This isn't a birthday party!" Merryn laughed. "Let me take care of everything, honey."
Rowan was not so lucky. Some men didn't want anything to do with him, even after learning about the party.
Just getting people together wasn't enough, they also needed some catering too. And that presented a new problem.
"No way," Mortamer growled. "First we gotta cater to this stupid wedding, now you want us to make more food for this stupid party that Lord Kallamar doesn't even want?"
"Not anything big," Rowan tried to reason, "just little stuff, finger foods, y'know?"
"Will there be booze?" An axolotl chef asked.
Mortamer shushed them. "We're not doing it."
Rowan thought to himself for a moment. "Ever heard of knucklebones?"
"Who hasn't?" The shark rolled his eyes.
"If I win two out of three games you will make the food for the party tomorrow night. You can even attend if you want. If you win, I'll never ask you for anything ever again. Deal?"
Mortamer smirked. "If it means I get to humiliate you, then you're on."
The board and dice were procured from the sleeping quarters and a group of people came to watch the two battle at the dining table. Some actually started to bet on who would win before they got started and loud cheering was heard all the way down the hall when a high number was rolled. Most games of knucklebones hardly ever last more than a few minutes. When Rowan won the first game there was a lot of grumbling and exchanging of coins while Mortamer stared down at the board in angry disbelief.
"You cheated."
"Calm down, it's only the first game," Rowan said, clearing the board.
The second game had the same outcome and Mortamer was even angrier than before. "Rematch! Best three out of five!"
"That's not what we agreed on!" Rowan argued.
"I don't care! I'm not letting some land-dweller beat me!"
This time the match ended in Mortamer's favor with a crushing defeat of one hundred and twelve points. The followers cheered loudly for their comrade and thumped him on the back. However, the celebrations did not last long; Rowan had won the fourth game.
"I believe that's that," Rowan said with a neutral expression, trying not to enrage the shark further.
It didn't work. Mortamer jumped up from his seat and violently shoved the board off the table. "Fuck you, you fucking prick! We're not giving you a damn thing!" He yelled before stomping away and leaving everyone in shock.
Rowan sighed, putting his face in his hands, when one of the cooks spoke up.
"Are we invited to the party?"
"Sure, but there'll be nothing to eat," Rowan mumbled into his hands.
"I don't mind making a few things if there's beer there," said the axolotl. "We already agreed to make stuff for the women, so..."
"Beer!" Someone cried. "Oh, my god! I haven't had beer in forever!"
"What about wine?" Someone else asked.
Rowan's mood was instantly lifted as more people became interested. "We can ask Kallamar. He can probably come up with something."
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"I really think this is all a waste of time," Kallamar complained, watching as Shamura's workers rolled out a few barrels of beer and wine out of the cellar. "We never have such "parties" in the ocean. When we want to get married we just get it done as soon as possible. That's what I want, anyway. But Rowan is making such a big deal about it and now Lilybell is excited. I would rather be spending time planning the wedding."
"It may not be as miserable as you think. I know it can be frustrating to have to compromise with a mortal, but when you have more power and control you will be able to decide for yourself what is to be celebrated, no matter what anyone may say. I take it weddings are not an immense spectacle in the sea as they are elsewhere?"
"Those in power certainly had grand weddings. But with my cult the way it is now I doubt we could amount to much. We are surviving, not thriving."
Shamura was surprised at this. They expected Kallamar to be doing better by now. "What is it you need?"
"I was hoping to have a proper dinner afterwards, but the cooks insisted they would only be able to serve our regular fair. And then there is music but we only have two people in the cult who are musicians... if you can call them that."
The god of knowledge had no understanding of romance in general. It was one of the only subjects that eluded them. And, as much as they wished Kallamar would focus on growing his cult and becoming more powerful, they understood that he needed to be free to have his own happiness, even if they did not understand it. Besides, weddings were a great way to grow faith, at least from what they observed.
"I shall handle the catering and the music. It will take a few days, so you will be able to recover from the... "celebrations"."
Kallamar was so relieved that he wanted to hug the spider, but he refrained from doing so, knowing they may not like it. "Thank you, sibling! I owe you one!"
"Not at all. This is what families do for one another. I only hope you will not invite me to your party. You know I have no mind for such things. I hate mingling."
Kallamar scoffed. "No, I would not dream of asking you to embarrass yourself like that. But would it be too much to ask for you to come to my wedding? You needn't make any speeches or anything like that, I only ask for your support."
Shamura smiled warmly. "Of course, brother. It would be a good opportunity for Narinder as well, to have him witness such a ceremony."
Great, Kallamar almost said, wearing a wincing smile.
*
At long last, the parties were underway. Kallamar had the main hall while Lilybell had the dining hall. Kallamar had the recorder player at his party and Lilybell had the harp player. Gentle music wafted through the air as a red sunset filled the dining hall. Everyone was gathered around the alcohol and food, engaged in their own conversations.
"What type of wine is this?" Lilybell asked Merryn, swirling the drink in a regular drinking cup.
"That's white wine," Merryn explained. "It uses only the pulp and juice of grapes instead of the whole fruit. You must have had only red in the mountains, didn't you?"
"Most people made their own beer," Lilybell said. She gave the wine a sniff, and then a small taste. "Mm, it's good!" She said, licking her lips.
"Hey, everyone!" One woman shouted, "let's play truth or dare!"
Lilybell, Merryn, Anna and a few women came over and formed a circle. The usual questions were asked, how many partners have you had, where did you have your first kiss, how did you lose your virginity, and the like. For dares, one girl had to put her hand in the outhouse toilet, another had to moon the bachelor party.
When it was Lilybell's turn, she quickly chose truth, not wanting to know what kind of dare they might have had in store for her.
"Is it true you and Lord Kallamar have had sex?"
The lamb blushed brightly. She might have known this was what they would ask. "Yeah."
"Ooh"s went around the circle as the other women closed in on her.
"Is he really big?"
Lilybell fiddled with her hooves as her blush grew deeper. "I don't know, I never slept with anyone else."
"So you gave your virginity to him?"
"Okay, that's more than one question," Merryn interrupted.
"But she chose truth!"
"How does he not split you in half?"
"Uh, he makes himself small like us so we can... you know, do it properly."
That just made the women more excited.
"Did he use his tentacles on you?"
"What other kind of magic can he do?"
"Did he give you an orgasm?"
Merryn's second attempt to derail the personal questions was just as fruitless as the first. Lilybell tried to answer everything to the best of her ability, but the more questions they asked, the more she felt like maybe she was better off lying at first.
"Okay, that's enough," Merryn said forcefully, standing up. The women started to complain, but she ignored them. "Sweetie, why don't you take Anna and see if she'll have anything to eat? She didn't have a lot for lunch."
Greatful for a chance to get away, Lilybell took Anna to the table, filling up her cup with more wine. Anna idly picked at a bread roll without enthusiasm, as if sensing Lilybell's discomfort.
"I'll be okay, Anna," Lilybell said, swallowing a mouthful of wine. "I hope Kallamar is having a better time than us."
Meanwhile, in the main hall, Kallamar would have given anything for any kind of interaction at all. He swirled his barrel of wine idly, bored out of his mind. The rest of the men were doing their best to stay away from him, trying not to look at him at all. Even Rowan was no help; he kept talking to other people and ignored Kallamar when he got too close.
"Where are they?" Rowan asked the shrimp follower frustratedly.
"Trust me, they'll be here. My sister said a few of her friends were interested."
A few minutes later the doors burst open. Four women and two men ran into the room, wearing very little clothing, some carrying tambourines and castanets. They began to dance wildly to the percussive music, and the men started hooting and clapping along. The recorder player matched their tempo and the room was filled with music and shouting.
Kallamar took that moment to finally grab Rowan's attention, wrapping a smaller tentacle around his arm so he couldn't escape. "What the hell is this?" He hissed.
"Just some entertainment," said Rowan innocently.
What started out as simple entertainment quickly devolved into debauchery. Adding alcohol to the mix was not helping in the slightest. Dancers were grinding on the men shamelessly while clothes were discarded and lost, and a few people vomited from the excess of beer and wine. Kallamar was certain a few people were having sex under the tables.
Kallamar couldn't remember the last time he has been so disgusted. This was no longer a party, it was an appalling, chaotic mess. He was so glad he didn't ask Shamura to come. They would have been so disappointed. And this was all supposed to be for him! He wondered how Lilybell's party was comparing. Surely Merryn had enough sense not to expose his fiancé to such nonsense.
Screw this, he thought, setting his barrel of half drunk wine on the floor. He wasn't having any fun and he missed Lilybell. Those were more than enough reasons to leave.
The party quieted down uncertainly as Kallamar pulled open the doors to the hall, then immediately picked up again as he stepped out. Rowan almost panicked, running towards the door, pulling one of the girls with him.
"Go after him," he ordered in a hushed tone, pressing a gold coin into her hand, "throw yourself at him, whatever you have to do! Just make sure he doesn't leave!"
"Whatever, you weird old man." The girl bounded off after Kallamar, who was quickly making his way to the dining hall. When she finally caught up with him she grabbed his robes to try to force him into stopping. "Lord Kallamar, wait!"
Kallamar just yanked his robe out of her hands, refusing to address her further.
The girl didn't give up. She jogged along beside him, trying to get his attention. "Why don't you come back to the party? I can entertain you!"
"I doubt that very much," he snapped.
"I can dance for you... surely there's some way I can keep you company?" The inflection in her tone implied that whatever she had in mind was far from innocent.
That made him stop and turn to her, but the look on his face was not what she had hoped for. Instead of looking interested, he stared down at her with a glare that made her veins freeze. "Why would I ever want you when I am already taken?" He snarled. "You could never compare to my Lilybell. She is worth more than a million of you. You are no more than a tramp compared to her."
The girl gaped at him, certain she'd never felt so insulted in all her life. No man had ever turned her down before. "B-but what can she give you that I can't?!"
"A charming personality for one." He turned to walk away. "Now be gone. Your face entices me to vomit."
Throwing her nose in the air, the girl stomped away as Kallamar went in the other direction. Rowan tried to interrogate her when she returned to the party but she shoved past him, grabbing a cup of beer and downing it all in one gulp.
A part of Rowan was relieved his plan had failed. Even after the alcohol, the temptation to cheat didn't even seem to enter Kallamar's mind, even when someone practically invited him to do so. He snuck off after Kallamar at a distance, peeking inside the dining hall when he was sure he wouldn't be seen.
"Kallamar!" Lilybell got up to go to him but began to wobble after a few steps. Kallamar rushed over to stabilize her. She giggled airily, her face flushed and her breath smelling mildly of alcohol. "I feel funny!"
"She's had a little bit to drink," Merryn explained, slightly worried that Kallamar would be upset.
Lilybell laughed again as Kallamar sat down on the floor, pulling her into his lap. "Did you miss me?"
"Of course, my love. I hope you are enjoying yourself." He smiled down at her, petting her hair gently.
"I feel better now that you're here," she said, grabbing his hand and placing a kiss on the black skin.
Rowan found himself smiling too. Maybe he was wrong about Kallamar. Maybe everything would be okay. I guess there's nothing I can do now, he mused, but there wasn't any sadness in his heart at the thought. I guess I have a god for a son-in-law. Damn it, I still have to pay those people.
Kallamar stayed at the Bachelorette party with Lilybell for the rest of the evening. The main hall was a mess of drunken disorder the likes of which the temple had never seen, or would see in many years to come.
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