#cap's in a team with mary and kitty who refuse to follow his commands

[tsakmaster]

so I've seen a lot of people wishing the cast of ghosts would appear together on taskmaster but what about the actual ghosts themselves? (let's just imagine everybody can see them for the purposes of this post... perhaps they all fell off the knappett)

my initial thoughts are:

robin would generally go for the more straightforward physical solutions before suddenly surprising everybody with an extremely cerebral move

julian would attempt to bribe alex at every turn and get into fights with thomas when they're put into a team of two

every single prize task he brings in is just a massive wad of cash of dubious origin

the captain would get a crush on a distractingly handsome cameraman, keep nervously looking over at him and end up fumbling a task he was about to absolutely ace

thomas spends so long deliberating over the exact meaning and wording of each task he never manages to actually finish any, completely breaking alex

kitty is generally rubbish at the tasks but she has so much fun every time that she's a joy to watch and everybody is very charmed by - and protective of her - in the studio

mary HATES alex's guts and spends every task roasting the shit out of him

her whimsy and lateral thinking pay off big time in the final episode

pat generally thrives but has one memorable breakdown after greg arbitrarily gives him one point, shouting, "what sort of game show is this anyway?? give me 'it's a knockout' over this rubbish any day!"

fanny walks out before they even start filming