#catnip thoughts

[mimikyuuti]

Because all I've been doing is studying for exams and watching Grey's in my downtime it has been leading to some funky ass dreams like me being an attending but people asking me shit like "NAME ALL THE DHCP STEPS IN ORDER" and oh shit we're losing them hurry tell me what wireless encryption method is the most secure

Next week is the skills assessment and I just know I'm gonna dream that I'm operating on someone who is just a body made of switches routers and patch panels

[controlledchaos1342-blog]

dreams are neat. depending on how you look at it your brain either went down a weird introspective joyride while all your walls were down or a being of higher power/existence/etc decided to take your brain on a joyride. the latter might be worse or better then the former.

had a dream last night where I took a uquiz called “what do you serve?” and at first the questions were standard but as the quiz progressed they became more and more highly specific to me personally and the answers became more and more similar and I realised the quiz Knew me and was forcing me into being honest by giving me no other option so I tried to click out but it just went to the next question which was “are you the spider? or are you the web?” and it had an option for each but I didn’t click either so it then turned to a text box and I typed “I think I’m the fly” and the quiz paused for a while and then took me to a results page that said “you serve truth” and the description just read “what you know will kill you but you will die laughing” so like. good morning everyone I guess :/

[trueneutralkhajiit]

Stucka fork into the ground, and turned the planet Earth into the biggest dirt, and rock meatball

[emacrow]

Um.. Superman.. what that thing stuck on your cape?

Clark's brain short circuit for a moment as he just got back of flying at great speed in the middle of deep space to thrown one of Lex's giants bombs destroy the city and come back in record time.

He turn a bit to look at his cape to see a tiny humanoid starlight dust covered child with white hair, glowing full green that look like white specks stars were implanted themselves into his big ol eyes, nawing on a handful of stardust with inhumanly sharp itsy bitsy fangs.

A small yet floating crown that look similar to one of Nasa pictures of far out space.

Did he just accidentally abducted an royal alien child/teen?

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

first meeting with suguru except you hide behind his back when a guy bothers you on a crowded train and he instinctively knows you’ll be his baby for life

[jim-bones-spock]

I want to write a big essay on community season 6 and how deeply meta it is and how Jeff and Abed, as usual, perfectly mirror each other.

Jeff is slowly realizing he’s truly in a tv show and freaking out about it because it’s season 6 and most of his original friends are gone and he’s stuck in the show (“Even Pierce got to die!” and “I’m gonna be the last one here!” “But Abed… Six seasons and a movie?”)

Abed is slowly detaching himself from the show, having accepted that change is sometimes a good thing and stepping into “real life” (leaving for university - “Jeff, I know it comforts you to see the world through that meta lense, but this is reality”)

How Frankie represents the studios wanting a less goofy show, transforming Greendale into a more respectable school (tv show) and slowly chipping away what made Community truly weird and only when they “save” Greendale is when they end the series because it’s not our Community anymore.

It’s Community, sure, but through season 6 they keep asking to tone down the bits and the bizarre stuff (shutting down paintball, because they’re just not that kind of school anymore). The Dean being treated like a baby (which he is. Babygirl Dean) and being removed from his position of authority meaning we are not in charge anymore. Frankie, beautiful, headstrong Frankie is, a new era has come.

And that’s okay. Almost everyone left. Britta, the Dean… Everyone is happy. People grow and change and that’s okay. After school ends, you don’t keep in touch with everyone. You lose track of people who saw you grow, saw you become a better person. It doesn’t change the fact that you’re still that good person.

You still drive your friends to the airport and hug your first friend you made almost seven years ago twice before you watch him leave for a better future.

Everybody moves on.

Even Pierce got to die.

[redrumrose]

"Long nights tossing and turning? Wrestling a restless mind till the wee hours of the morning? Fear not! The Doctor has an easy solution for you!"

Disclaimer - Said 'Doctor' is a wanted criminal.

[arodykeism]

all you ever need is to be nice and friendly

[martianbugsbunny]

Okay but imagine Cheyenne respecting Tobias because of his work and they get each other but really… Gabin? She just has to question his taste at that point. She says that too and gabin is like 🖕

That is PRECISELY the vibe

I feel like Tobias is one of the few people she can not just stand but actually finds likeable/endearing (once she knows he‘s not questioning her skills lol), and they definitely bonded in their super specific way over wanting that ballet performed at its highest level

But she would SO shake her head at him about dating Gabin WITH Gabin in the room and based on their vibe so far 🖕 is 100% his response

[catgirl-presley]

*hits catnip* meow Mama if Pluto isn't a planet then why does it have "planet" in the name "dwarf planet" uh huh sounds like Pluto is a planet to me hummina hummina

[blushedfemmes]

hi miss clarke, do you have any more thoughts on forcebutching, but specifically... on making someone get a bigger packer/strap? i love packing but i keep worrying that it will be too obvious/too much/too embarrassing/etc (lucky enough to not be too worried about safety). also got a fresh fade a few days ago and it's growing out already and i miss it.... (-🦉)

well yes! i’m forcebutching you for my own pleasure, of course i’m gonna choose what size dick you wear. i know how horny you are, how desperate to please me. and i know what’s best for you. i don’t care if it’s visible through your pants, you’ve always been so hard for me anyway, a good butch knows how to show it. a big packer’s gonna remind you to spread your legs when you sit. i want you always aware of it, a physical symbol of how i’ve made you into my perfect butch. i’ll even make you wear a pack n play (most of them are pretty big, by design) so i can drag you into the bathroom whenever i wanna be filled.

i want it to be obvious, sweetheart, but it’s the opposite of embarrassing. you should be proud that i’m showing you off, pretty butch by my side with a pretty bulge to match, always hard and ready for me to play with, just like you should be

[color-ns]

My cat being high on catnip

[victorie552]

Kind of a weird AU but hear me out:

Finwe marries Indis, right? Most controversial thing Finwe ever done and that includes leading elves from their ancestral home to a new continent to live with gods. Silmarillion says that it happened because he fell in love and I believe it BUT what Silmarillion doesn't tell you is WHEN Finwe marries Indis. I saw posts that say the canon is inconclusive and Tolkien probably changed his mind a lot, and half of what of what Tolkien wrote is thrown from the window by fandom, so.

Anyway, one of the versions said Feanor was at least a teenager when Finwe/Indis happens (I think). What Silmarillion states is that Feanor married VERY young by elven standards, and that Nerdanel was below his station (classism? in elven society? apparently!).

Last thing before I get to the main point: Fingolfin marries Anaire, a Noldo lady, who I saw often enough written as a noble or a court lady, perfectly fine that, no idea if that's canon. And Finarfin very much marries Teleri princess.

...I don't know guys, it feels very convienient. For princes to fall in love with exactly the kind of women who would be approved by royal court and strenghten political ties with other elven factions. If it was anything else than silm, I would call political marriages.

Time for crack: based on what I wrote above I propose an AU where it was FEANOR who was supposed to marry Indis. For politics! Vanyar are the most important faction in Aman! Let's marry into that!

But the MOMENT Feanor became an adult and they could process with courting without making it creppier than it already is, Feanor runs off to elope with his coworker and there's nothing they can do. Well, that's what Finwe tells Ingwe when Ingwe rages about it to him.

Finwe loves Feanor, he wants him to marry for love, and that's exactly what happens. But, uh, all Vanyar are pissed that there's no political marriage when they were promised one (they mad cause they look stupid now), and, well. Finwe decides to bite the bullet. For his son.

It's not true of course. But imagine family dinners after that.

[cryptidafter]

Jaeyi putting a tracker on Seulgi’s phone 🤝 Seulgi freaking the fuck out and going to all of the places Jaeyi might be because she hasn’t heard from/seen Jaeyi in a day

[leaderpinhead]

Leona - Mint Naps

Day 29 of Fluffcember 2024 Prompt: Mint (Fluffcember) Rating: Teen Characters: Leona, Yuu, Jack Pairing: Leona/Yuu

“He’s just taking a nap like usual.” 

The words sounded like they were echoing from the far end of a tunnel, but Leona heard them all the same. He cracked open a single eye. The bright light momentarily blinded him, and he blinked until the two figures standing above him came into focus. A lazy smile stretched his cheeks. “Good boy, Jack. You brought the prefect back with you.” 

Jack coughed into his fist. Leona flicked his tail when Jack ignored him. “See what I mean? Something’s not...right, and I can’t find Ruggie anywhere.” 

“He’s probably skipped campus and found a part-time gig somewhere else on the island,” Yuu said. She stepped over Leona’s outstretched arm. Leona flexed his hand. “How long has he been like this?” 

Jack shrugged and scratched the back of his head. “No idea. The guys say he’s been out of the dorm all day, but I just found him half an hour ago. I had to shake him a couple of times to wake him up.” 

Yuu hummed and leaned over Leona. Leona was distracted by the way the light bounced off the strands of hair that had escaped from behind her ear. Her hair looked extremely shiny today. He flicked his tail towards her. 

“Have you ever seen his pupils this big?” Yuu leaned down closer. Every muscle in Leona’s body tensed. “Honestly? I’m confused why you came to get me instead of going to the infirmary.” 

“Ramshackle Dorm was closer,” Jack argued. His voice sounded like it was deeper in the tunnel now, but that could have been because Leona was so focused on the single strand of hair fluttering across Yuu’s forehead. “And I wanted a second opinion.” 

“My second opinion is you should’ve taken him to the infirmary.” Jack grunted. Yuu placed her hands on her knees as she leaned closer to Leona. She squinted at him. “Leona doesn’t normally nap in this part of the gardens, right? Grim’s been really interested in this area too. He’s been coming back to the dorm late acting the same as Leona with these little plants stuck in his fur...” 

Leona struck when Yuu reached down to touch his hair. He grabbed her forearm and twisted his torso. She landed beside him with a breathless grunt. Leona used one arm to anchor her to the ground. With the other hand, he started batting at her hair. 

“What the...” 

“I knew it!” Yuu grabbed Leona’s forearm and attempted to free herself. Her efforts only prompted a low chuckle from Leona. “Why does the Science Club keep planting catnip in the Botanical Garden?” 

“Catnip?” Jack slowly repeated. Leona lazily batted at Yuu’s hand until she started batting back. “I guess that explains the weird giggling. He’ll be fine after a few more minutes. Lucius usually calms down after an hour when someone gives him catnip.” 

“Who’s giving Lucius catnip? Does Professor Trein know?” 

“Uh...” 

Leona sighed. He grew bored of his swatting match with Yuu and repositioned her to function as a pillow. His ear flicked when she hissed. “You two talk too much. Go make a ruckus somewhere else.” 

“I can’t with you using me as a pillow!” 

Leona’s mouth twitched into a smirk. “Guess you’ll suffer until the catnip wears off.” 

“Until the—you lazy lion! You planned this whole thing. Jack! Where do you think you’re going?” 

“Sorry, Yuu! Leona was demanding I bring you to him, so I did.” 

“You’re an accessory to kidnapping!” 

Leona missed whatever poor excuse Jack gave Yuu, but he chuckled all the same. “It’s no use. The good puppy is loyal to his dorm.” 

“You and Ruggie are corrupting him.” 

“If you really wanted to get free, you’d be fighting a lot harder.” 

Yuu went still under him and didn’t immediately argue against his statement. Leona’s smirk was only broken by a yawn. He shifted into a more comfortable position. Yuu didn’t fight him when he propped his head on her shoulder. The sharp scent of the catnip filled his nose, and a minty aftertaste sat on the back of his tongue. He could already feel the side effects of the plant naturally fading. 

Leona felt more than heard a silent huff from Yuu. “I’m reporting the Science Club to Professor Crewel.” 

“I’ve heard catnip tea has become popular in Heartslabyul.” 

“You want me to believe Trey is behind all of this?” 

“You’d be surprised by how underhanded Clover really is. The whole big brother act is just a coverup.” 

“I’d sooner believe you were paying off the Science Club to keep growing patches of catnip.” 

Leona softly chuckled and drifted into his nap when Yuu fell silent. When he woke an hour later, the effects of the catnip had fully worn off, and Yuu was quietly snoring next to him. 

[catnip-addict]

Black cat transspecies flag! Already done? Consider it an alt!