#cause ofc

[yeetdrill]

Today on; How the Fu€k did I managed that:

Me; “Oh sweet, Kingdom finished updating. Can’t wait to see how corrupt Pure vanilla gets outta this one…”

*Opens app, waits for other downloads, opens mailbox*

“Cool. New update gift. With 1,000 light-thingies.”

*Some material collecting, the chapter 8 prelog cutscene, and two crashes later…*

“Eh, know what? I’ll just use the ones I got now. Probably won’t be mu-“

Me:………………………………………………………………..

Me, (in my best Gordon Feetman impression):

“…HOW THE FU-“

(Back in normal voice)

“Just- Just HOW!? This ain’t beginner’s luck, and it’s not a pay-to-win b!t€h thing! So just- HOW?!”

TDR: I got awakened pure vanilla on my first try. Shock and confusion ensue.

[starrycosme]

Just posted a fic I've been working on for a little while, 5 times Yelena and Maria talked and 1 time they didn't.

It's pretty angsty, since I didn't fix the ending if you know what I mean... Still, I'm pretty happy with how it turned out. Hope you enjoy ^^

[bolontiku]

Car fuckery

Let's see....

Harmonic balancer shattered and needed to be replaced, which meant it needed to be hooked up to a computer program to be synced.

The fuel pump needed to be replaced.

A week after getting her, the coolant line needed to be replaced.

Three days after that was fixed a heater hose had to be specially ordered via the dealership and get fixed.

Left work to pick up the little sister and got a warning that the battery was low and so I got a new one since it had been 4+yrs since she had gotten a new one (thank fuck it lasted this long)

Found out that the engine cover is missing.

Now, there is a screw in the tire.

How much more? I am so tired.

[kibbychan]

they should make disposable pride pins like, i wanna go out to conventions and stuff and be comfortable being publicly bisexual but then i go home and then continue to be closeted to my parents

[atlasdoe]

new year new layout same old me

[justsmth2]

I was rereading poa and got carried away

[cimicherrychanga]

Because i feel like i might be overestimating what the average is, i shall Conduct Research

This isn't about how many languages you speak, but how many youre able to count up to at least 10 in, since basic numbers are some of the first words you learn in a foreign language and sometimes you catch them without having studied the language at all

[kettlefire]

Muscle Memory (DpxDc)

Jason barely remembered getting back to his safe house or even finding his way to bed. The night had been so tiring, so busy, and so many parts of his body hurt.

The moment his head hit the pillow, he was out like a light. Drifting off into dreamland for some much need sleep.

That was until a noise stirred him up from his sleep. It was a soft creak of one of his many loose floorboards.

It was in a flash that Jason was up, eyes still heavy with sleep, and a gun held to his thigh as he exited his bedroom. The soft light coming from his bathroom was the first hint.

When he pushed open the bathroom door, the sight before him had him holstering his weapon. Black hair, blue eyes, and blood. That's all Jason needed to see.

Jason would swear he wasn't still half asleep, that he knew this wasn't one of his brothers. In reality, still sluggish from a hard night and sleep deprivation, Jasin's brain had automatically assumed it was one of his baby brothers.

As he immediately settled into patching up the wounds, holding back questions for now. It wouldn't be the first time one of them came to him for aid when they didn't want Bruce to know they were hurt yet.

It was pure muscle memory as Jason worked. Yes, he didn't like the injuries, reminding himself to ask which rogue did this in the morning.

Now wasn't the time for an interrogation. Not with the barely concealed tears in those eyes, or the dark bags that decorated beneath them.

He barely grumbled for the teen to take the couch, reminding that there were extra blankets in the hallway closet. Dropping a few pills into the boy's hand to help with the pain he was surely in.

Jason left the mess in the bathroom, leaving it a problem for more awake him. He waved the boy off when he tried to speak, telling him they'll talk in the morning.

In the end, Jason was glad to finally face plant back into his bed. Barely bothering to curl up under the covers before sleep took over once again.

When morning came, Jason almost forgot about letting one of his brother's crash in his place. Stumbling out of his bedroom to immediately notice the lump on his couch.

He put a pot of coffee on, grabbing his phone, ready to let Bruce know that whoever came to him last night was safe and sound.

Except, when Jason moved over to confirm who it was, he finally noticed. This wasn't one of his brothers. And last he heard, Bruce hadn't taken in any new strays.

Jason stood over the sleeping boy, phone in one hand, and mind figuring out what to do. His mind replaying the half-asleep memories from last night.

It made sense, now that he thought about it. The boy had seemed so scared, so surprised that Jason was helping. The boy hadn't done anything either by the looks of it.

He didn't seem to have taken anything or even snooped. The boy seemed to have just crashed on the couch like Jason had told him to. He didn't come here to rob him or cause trouble. The kid had broken into his safe house only to raid his first aid kit.

The kid had broken into his safe house only to raid his first aid kit.

Well, Jason wasn't about to put Alfred's teachings to shame by being a horrible host either.

[kenchann]

based on @yuurei20s post 🐈🍤🤖

[prlssprfctn]

"Jason Todd also hallucinates Jaybin"

I raise you this: instead, he sees hallucination of a teen he could be if he didn't die in the warehouse.

[reunitedinterlude]

countdown to phil’s 38th bday - a year in review [22/30]

and other sentences by phil

[just-null]

Do you ever do requests? If so, do you ever plan on drawing some Yandere with the Hantengu clones? :D hope you have a good day/night!!!

Mentioning an unfamiliar name

yes!! I love yanderes.. and these guys.. these guys are such good material...... nods nods..

I'm not sure about requests..I assume you mean drawing requests? I suppose if it REALLY catches my interest enough, I'd do it, but it'd probably just be line art/sketches.

[pineapple-frenzy]

Book 2 au: and there was only one bed!! :00

Because of course I just had to do this trope

This is the first and last time they decide to sleep in an inn and they have an unspoken agreement to pretend this never happened

[tubbytarchia]

got an urge to design ponies oops

[marzipanladyart]

fluffy Gigolas inspired by @perplexingly's ART AHHHHHH

[pixl-place]

i don’t want to add to the discourse but as much as people wanna argue on here about ace Vik and all that shit it’s honestly been really nice seeing so much fanfic and smut that actually acknowledges disabled conditions and makes accommodations for them like usually disabled characters are cast aside or their disabilities are cast aside and smut is written with them completely fine or they’re just considered unfuckable and that they aren’t dating anyone or they’re labeled as ace (which is a big reason why i don’t like that headcanon for Vik personally i think the claim for the creator comes from an inherent place of homophobia and prejudice) so it’s been really cool to see so much representation and no one ignoring especially Vik’s disabilities but Jayce’s leg as well like yeah put your little gay ship in braces together and then they kiss and fuck nasty !!