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[petitelepus]

Hey hey!! Can I request a Dream Daddy matchup?

I’m a shorty (4’9”) with really long dyed curly hair! It goes down past my calves and is a pink ombré (yes it’s a hassle to take care of), and I have green eyes and lots of freckles on my face!! Also my skin’s like, really pale - almost embarrassingly so. I have no body mods lol I’m a weenie. I’m het-romantic asexual and identify currently as agender with she/he/they pronouns.

Personality-wise, I’m a little scatterbrained and all over the place, but I do mean well - even if there’s some days where the English language eludes me, haha. I also tend to go from being unable to form coherent sentences to speaking long-winded, refined monologues - this also translates to my writing, as I either send fifty-seven emojis immediately or I take forty five minutes to write around seven paragraphs on meaningless topics. My hobbies are doing math for absolutely ridiculous problems (how many bees would it take to permakill Thanos, for example) and playing the ukulele. I love love love cats!!!!!

I match you with Mat Sella!

Mat knows better than to judge someone based on their looks, but you still manage to surprise him with your actual age. You're really cute, you know that? Your freckles are so cute, your eyes so pretty, and your hair is so long, wavy and so beautiful.

As a long-time single father, Mat is used to doing her daughter Carmensita's hair and would love to do yours. If you let him, he would happily braid flowers into your hair. He makes you look like a flower fairy from old mythologies. 

Mat meets a lot of people in the music world and many have different pronouns, sexualities, and identities, so when you explain yours to him, he understands and totally supports you, no matter what.

You’re honestly so cute when you turn into a little scatterbrain. Mat always smiles when he watches you trying to remember the word you wanted to use but couldn’t remember, and he helpfully offers you some words that could fit the situation.

Oftentimes, he offers just the right word you were looking for, but if not, he enjoys watching you stutter as you try to come up with the word you're looking for.

Mat enjoys getting your emoji-filled texts because it's like a game of charades, only with a phone. That doesn't mean he doesn't enjoy your refined monologues. If you're coming over to Coffee Spoon, he enjoys surprising you by bringing you your favorite beverage to the table before you manage to even sit. Talk about fast service!

You and Carmensita get along so well, it makes Mat so happy. When the two of you get excited over something, it's like the two of you have your own language in that you are talking.

While bringing you something to eat and drink, the single father tried to once ask what you were talking about and the two of you bombarded him with bizarre questions that left Mat speechless. Once his breaks start though, he spends them all talking with you two.

Mat sees hearts when he listens to you play your ukulele. He has tried to get you to perform with him on open mic night, but if you don't want to then he won't force you. Music is meant to be shared, but he doesn't mind being your only audience either. As you play for him, he enjoys serenading to you and declaring his love for you with guitar, piano, or some other instrument.

Cats, huh? Mat doesn't have anything against little furballs, it just never occurred to him that he could be a pet owner. Of course, Carmensita is all for it and if you two beg enough and give him those big puppy eyes then he relents. Alright alright, you get your cat, but you better clean after it.