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"Think Fast". ⋆｡˚ — chrismd x reader

HELP THIS IMAGE IS TOO FUNNY BYE

It was the sort of quiet, golden-lit afternoon that begged for mischief. Chris was sprawled across the living room floor, legs stretched out, editing a thumbnail with his usual furrowed brow and tongue poking out the corner of his mouth. A mug of tea sat untouched beside him, long since gone cold.

You stood in the doorway watching him, love blooming in your chest like a wild thing.

So naturally, you decided to ruin his peace.

Phone in hand, you pressed record.

“Think fast,” you called sweetly, already advancing.

Chris looked up with the vague panic of a man who just realized he’s prey.

“Wait, what — ?”

“I’m a random girl!” you declared dramatically, launching yourself at him with your lips puckered like an exaggerated rom-com heroine.

He yelped — genuinely yelped — and scrambled backward on the hardwood like his life depended on it.

“HELP — SHE’S A STRANGER — ” he cried, flailing with all the coordination of a baby deer, knocking over his mug in the process.

“CHRISTOPHER DIXON,” you said through laughter, crawling after him like a relentless love zombie. “ACCEPT MY AFFECTION.”

“NO — THIS IS AN ATTACK — I’M INNOCENT — , IM GAY, IM AN INNOCENT GAY?”

You latched onto him anyway, letting out a loud and genuine laugh, arms wrapping around his neck as he half-heartedly tried to fight you off with a pillow.

It was ridiculous. It was glorious.

Eventually, breathless from giggling and too tired to resist, he collapsed backward onto the rug with you tangled on top of him, both of you wheezing.

“Was it worth it?” he panted, still blinking like he’d survived a war.

“Every second,” you whispered, before pressing a noisy kiss to his cheek.

He groaned dramatically. “I’m filing a police report.”

“You love me.”

He covered his face with both hands, but you could see the grin trying to break through. “Unfortunately.”

You settled your head on his chest, triumphant and smug, as he wrapped his arms around you with the resigned affection of a man utterly and eternally whipped.

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@chaosandcuddles: the pillow defense… the tea sacrifice… 10/10 no notes

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@chrissgirlypop: you KNOW he cuddled her like a baby koala after this

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