#chapter 579

[everyitachi]

[everysai]

🐾 Chapter 579 illustration (+ close up!)

[parlerenfleurs]

At least, after pulling such an amazing move (saving the Emperor's life), he has now made himself thee most eligible in-law in the whole world, primary gender and common birth be damned

[renareadsonepiece]

Brother what?! Huh?!?!?

The voices?! Koby honey are you okay?

[algumaideia]

Tashighi and Smoker thinking for the first time in their life's

I might like Law now, also nice that he is a doctor

Coby Coby you naive little thing

Shanks?????

[onepiecebdays]

february 1st - doma

debut chapter: 551

recent chapter: 579

epithet: bohemian knight

current age: unknown

affiliation: subordinate of the whitebeard pirates

bounty: unknown

[everydayspamton]

day 579 of drawing spamton every day until deltarune chapter 3

[beaulesbian]

ONE PIECE ep. 579 || The Strawhats drawing straws to see who would accompany Luffy on Punk Hazard

& chapter 655

[everyitachi]

[galaxygurlll]

FP2/FP3 - Aussie GP 2019 - Part 5

A new team? With two females? This is unheard of and will most certainly shake things up in F1! Meet Y/n Rose-Ocean and Evelyn Match as they get assigned seats into a new team into the F1, Porsche Royal racing. Y/n holds the number 38 whilst Evelyn holds the number 72. The two are introduced as rookies in the 2019 season, but, their area has been yet to be revealed, it being closed by tarps, and the two girls' identities have also remained a secret. Over time, even though she’s one of the youngest, she soon becomes the “grid aunt” and even “grid older/younger sister” as well.

Warnings for this chapter: None

All photos are from Pinterest!

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Coffee date/night out with friends from a few days ago!

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friend2 So lovely to see you girls again! ❤️ by author

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- y/n_roseocean You as well!

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evelynmatch7 Just to be clear, I was the one that reached out to the guys, just so everyone knows. Y/n didn't know that we were meeting up with them! But wonderful picture! ❤️ by author

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- y/n_roseocean It was a great surprise to see the guys again! And thanks again to the waiter and the random citizen for taking the photos!

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--- evelynmatch7 Yes! A big massive thanks to them! ❤️ by author

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----- friend3 Who? Us? Thanks you so much!

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------- evelynmatch7 No, the gracious and kind people that, for some reason, agreed to take your photo

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--------- friend2 Burn!

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----------- friend3 Whatever... 😁

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friend3 Glad that friend4 and I could make you smile girl! ❤️ by author

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- friend4 Agreed! Fun night! ❤️ by author

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--- y/n_roseocean Glad that I left an impression!

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friend1 Thanks for today! And for letting me sit in the shade y/n_roseocean! ❤️ by author

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- y/n_roseocean No worries girly! 😘

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friend4 Again soon? ❤️ by author

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- y/n_roseocean Hopefully!

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carolice98 Seems like a fun time!

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vincestevensaus Oh my gosh! I was the waiter!! A pleasure to serve you ladies!

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cloversand889 I wish I had met you! I still do have a chance though. Maybe. Hopefully!

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hassanbakes The betrayal! You went to another cafe! ❤️ by author

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codyquinn Hah! Our girl just ignoring her brother! The greatest sibling moment added to the list! ❤️ by author

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cassidybankslol1127 Holy! I was the one that took the third photo!! Ahhhh!!! I did not know that it would actually get posted!!

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Little time to the start FP2

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"It's time once more y/n! Go get 'em, girl!" Ev tells me whilst patting my shoulder and I give her a gracious smile in return, "You as well Ev, you're doing amazing." And with that comment, she chuckles, and responds with, "We both are."

After her final statement, she retreats to her car and hops in and I follow in suit into my own and wait for instructions to drive out. This time round though, Ev gets to go out before me and I have to wait a few more seconds before I get the signal and drive out into the pitlane.

It's just like FP1, but also different in a way that I can't explain.

And it just seems as though this time round, it goes even quicker than the last one. Each turn felt magnetic. The wind blowing subtly. All was great, dreams were coming true. Couldn't get any better!

As soon as I get out of the car once more after pulling into the garage, I quickly jog over to Gavern since he's going to be giving me another run down with what happened during FP1.

--- Both Hamilton and Bottas traded top times

--- Hamilton finished on top

--- Red Bull's drivers were equally matched

--- Kimi Räikkönen, Iceman, went too hot into turn 1 and took a "shortcut" through the grass

--- Other drivers also had difficulty and found the rough were Antonio Giovinazzi, Lance Stroll, and Alexander Albon not once, but twice. As did Sebastian Vettel

--- Vettel had a slower time than Hamilton, but it's believed that this doesn't show the car's full potential

--- Charles Leclerc had a difficult moment as the session came to a close

--- Danny Ric had to sit out, just like his teammate, Hulkenburg, in FP1

I started to zone out as I realised that I had done worse this time round, placing P16, and spotting on the TV that Ev got P13. Something in my stomach sturs seeing that. I really thought that I was quicker, much quicker than that. But, obviously, I wasn't and Ev was.

Knowing that FP3 is coming up (tomorrow), I excuse myself from the conversation with Gav, and just head to hospitality which has one-way glass. That way, me and Ev are able to have our faces out without having to worry about being seen by others outside of the team.

After grabbing some nice leek and potato soup and a side of tofu, I go and take a seat at one of the tables in the far corner and place my food down. Once sitting down, I seem to remember that I still have my full attire on so, I hastily, but smoothly, take off my helmet and then my balaclava. That honestly reminds me of my skiing. Then I take off my gloves and put them inside of my helmet that is on the chair next to me.

As I eat my food, I watch as members of the team walk in and out, in and out, in and out. Some leaving with food like the meat burritos, or a simple chocolate brownie. This gets too boring for me, so, I decide to take out my phone and, once getting it open, I see that my brother, Nolan. Assuming that it's his usual questions like, what should I name this character? Is this enough words for a chapter? Is this too dark?

But, it's the complete opposite.

You see, I had seemed to of forgotten that Nolan was on babysitting duty today for my little angel, River.

N: Hey sis! Doors locked and no one else is answering me, would you be able to unlock it through your phone? It's just that River is with me, and he is very tired...

Y/n: Oh, of course!

And so I quickly disable the locks on the door after checking the cameras to make sure that it is actually him, and I hear the click.

N: Thanks, sis!! Good racing as well! Riv is very impressed with his Momma

I don't respond.

Not because I don't want to, but because a notification pops up from Instagram, alerting me that something has been posted. And! Surprise, surprise, it is from Nolan.

My family knows that I'm fine with them posting my son, so that's fine with me. Cause who wouldn't want to post cute and adorable little River!

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Babysitting duties today! Baby River is adorable! Glad my children could be around as well!!

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After reading all of the comments, both good and bad, but mainly good, I finally get the smile back onto my face. Some are calling me a bad other, (which I've been called years, so I'm used to it), but the majority are really nice.

But then, get a message, a few to be exact actually.

EM: Hey, you alright?

I look up from my phone and look around the hospitality centre and spot Ev near me, but on the opposite side with an eyebrow raised.

Y/n: Yeah, I'm fine... just, stressed, you know?? Miss River as well

EM: You know that you can talk to me, right?

EM: Y/n???

Deciding that I'm going to go on a walk to clear my head, I put my phone on silent, pick up my remaining food, toss that away and walk out. I'll talk to her about this later.

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As y/n leaves, I feel an ache of guilt in my stomach. I know that she knows that I know why she's annoyed. And it's because I did better than her. She's always so competitive. That's what I love about her so much.

This is what she does though, to clear her head, and then she's back to her usual chirpy self. I also know that another reason could be the fact that right now, what we are doing, could make or break history. Big time. And so far, we're around the bottom/mid-section of the grid.

So, this is looking bad for us.

As I take another bite of my cheese omelette, I think back to my family and all of their accomplishments in life, and how they've all, mostly, supported my dreams.

With the window being one-way glass, I am to spy on the drivers that walk by and look curiously at the building whilst also attempting to sneak a peek inside.

Drivers like Charles Leclerc and Sebastian Vettel, Romain Grosjean, and even Lance Stroll, one of y/n's best friends. She did tell me that he figured it out. It was quite the shocking news, to be honest with you.

My phone dings and I see that it's my timer.

Time to head back to the garage and get prepared for FP3.

Even though that race is tomorrow, it's more so the boring stuff now with stats and shit like that.

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Time skip to the next day, back to y/n's pov

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FP3. The final free practice of the first round of free practices. 26°C. But feeling it a whole lot more inside of the car.

The turns start to get familiar and so the the straights and hairpins. And, good news! I'm actually doing really well this time round! P14 again so far this time around, but I'm catching up on the car in front of me.

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Time skip to the end of FP3 cause I'm too tired to write out more 😅

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P12. That's a great position. Much better than the ones before. I'm much happier with this outcome, at least, for now, that is. Ev also finished up in P14 this time which is really good for her.

She and I chatted last night and worked everything out between us, so we're fine now, which is good. I mean, she is one of my closest friends and we're in this together. We stand together as one.

So yeah, P1 for Lewis as well. He's going to be a tough one to beat, that's for sure. Everyone knows that about him. I mean, he's the Lewis Hamilton.

I finished just below Hulkenberg and just above Giovinazzi with Ev just below Sainz and just above Perez.

Qualifying is in a few hours from now, so I'm just resting up inside my drivers room with an ice-cold water bottle and tons of cool air coming through.

I knew that this was going to be tough on me, but not this tough.

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Little note: If you would like to be added into this story as one of the reader's friends, just let me know in the comments or send me a message!

I hope you guys also did enjoy this one as it is a touch longer, but if you can't tell, I do like to do my SMAUs, but I make sure that they do add to the story! Again, I'm back at school in around 3 days time, so please, keep that in mind!

Love yall!!! 💛💜💛💜💛💜💛💜💛💜

[parlerenfleurs]

Yuder, who saved the Emperor: hi,

Yuliver, the Empress, the Emperor: Oooh hello ❤️❤️❤️😍❤️❤️❤️

Yuder, who, I cannot stress this enough, saved the impossible-to-save Emperor's life against all odds: Wtf what's going on

Yuder, my dude, you're more than a little slow sometimes

Kiolle??? Kiolle is the one Katchian chose to accompany him to the imperial dinner???? Kiolle????

Oh this is going to be PRICELESS

[renareadsonepiece]

Koby is so brave omg

he came so fkn far!!!

[blackstarchanx3new]

FSR NEW MASTERPOST

Ease of reading in mind

Season 1

Chapter 1: PG 1-20 Four Heroes Return

Bonus Chapter "Name"

Chapter 2: PG 21-31 Back Home

Chapter 3: PG 32-57 A "Walk"

Chapter 4: PG 58-81 Library

Chapter 5: PG 82-108 A Promise

Chapter 6: PG 109-128 Memory Lane

Chapter 7 PT 1: PG 129-155 A Hero Playing a Villain

Chapter 7 PT 2: PG 156-177 A Hero Playing a Villain

Chapter 8: PG 178-197 Dark Mirror's Shards

Chapter 9: PG 198-210 Triforce of Power

Chapter 10 PT 1: PG 211-222 Uncontrollable Curse

Chapter 10 PT 2: PG 223-244 Uncontrollable Curse

Chapter 11 PT 1: Unfinished Business Pages 245-259

Chapter 11 PT 2: Unfinished Business Pages 260-278

Chapter 11 PT 3: Unfinished Business Pages 279-308

Chapter 11 PT 4: Unfinished Business Pages 309-338

Chapter 12: Home again Page 339-360

Chapter 13: Darkness and Vaati 361-370

Chapter 14: A Waking Nightmare 371-386 Part 1

Chapter 14: A Waking Nightmare 371-410 Part 2

Chapter 15: Split 411-424

Chapter 16: Dark Link and Green Pages 425-446

Chapter 17: Dark Link and Green 447-457

Chapter 17: Going Further 458-468

Chapter 17: Going Further 469-492

Chapter 18: Reality 493-506

Season 2

Chapter 19 Shades of Blue

Chapter 19 PT 1: Shades of Blue Pages 507-510

Chapter 19 PT 2: Shades of Blue Pages 511-514

Chapter 19 PT 3: Shades of Blue Pages 515-518

Chapter 19 PT 4: Shades of Blue Pages 519-522

Chapter 19 PT 5: Shades of Blue Pages 523-526

Chapter 19 PT 6: Shades of Blue Censored Pages 527-530

Chapter 19 PT 6: Shades of Blue Uncensored Pages 527-530

Chapter 19 PT 7: Shades of Blue Pages 531-534

Chapter 19 PT 8: Shades of Blue Pages 535-538

Chapter 19 PT 9: Shades of Blue Pages 539-542

Chapter 19 PT 10: Shades of Blue Pages 543-546

Chapter 19 PT 11: Shades of Blue Pages 547-552

Chapter 19 PT 12: Shades of Blue Pages 553-556

Chapter 20 New Friends

New Friends Part 1 Pages 557-560

New Friends Part 2 Pages 561-565

Chapter 21 Link's Bedroom

Link's Bedroom Part 1 Page 570-574

Link's Bedroom Part 2 Page 570-574

Link's Bedroom Part 3 Page 575-578

Link's Bedroom Part 4 Page 579-582

Link's Bedroom Part 5 Page 583-586

Link's Bedroom Part 6 Page 587-591

Link's Bedroom Part 7 Page 592-595

Link's Bedroom Part 8 Page 596-600

Link's Bedroom Part 9 Page 601-604

Chapter 22 Cloudy Kitchen Thoughts

Cloudy kitchen thoughts Part 1 Page 605-610

Cloudy kitchen thoughts Part 2 Page 611-616

Cloudy kitchen thoughts Part 3 Page 617-623

Cloudy kitchen thoughts Part 4 Page 624-630

Cloudy kitchen thoughts Part 5 Page 631-637

Cloudy kitchen thoughts Part 6 Page 638-644

Cloudy kitchen thoughts Part 7 Page 645-649

Chapter 23 The Woods

The Woods Part 1 Pages 650-655

The Woods Part 2 Pages 656-659

The Woods Part 3 Pages 660-667

The Woods Part 4 Pages 668-673

The Woods Part 5 Pages 674-677

The Woods Part 6 Pages 681-687

The Woods Part 7 Pages 688-694

The Woods Part 8 Pages 695-700

The Woods PT 9 Pages 701-706

The Woods PT 10 Pages 707-712

Chapter 24: Secret keeping in the darkness

Secret keeping in the darkness PT 1 Pages 713-718

Secret keeping in the darkness PT 2 Pages 719-723

Secret keeping in the darkness PT 3 Pages 724-729

Secret keeping in the darkness PT 4 Pages 730-735

Secret keeping in the darkness PT 5 Pages 736-741

Secret keeping in the darkness PT 6 Pages 742-747

Secret keeping in the darkness PT 7 Pages 748-753

Secret keeping in the darkness PT 8 Pages 754-756

Chapter 25: Vio

Pages 757-762

Pages 763-768

Pages 769-773

Chapter 26: Dream's end

Pages 774-779

Pages 780-785

Pages 786-791

Pages 792-797

Pages 798-803

Pages 804-810

Chapter 27: Turning point

Pages 811-815

Pages 816-820

Pages 821-826

Pages 826-832

[stereopticons]

On This Day in Schitt's Creek: April 4

2019

Best Laid Plans [david/patrick, G, 1,013] by @mostlyinthemorning

Patrick had everything planned down to the last detail. What could go wrong? Before S5E13 "The Hike"

champagne and cheese [david/patrick, T, 499] by amagicbeyond

They popped the champagne, which made several nearby birds take flight, which made David let out another little laugh-cry, which was quickly becoming Patrick’s new favourite sound.

Chronicles of Season Five [david/patrick, G, 16,959] by Aelia_Gioia

Season 5 is giving me the feels. Here's a series of one-shots inspired by the best comedy on TV.

Five Times Patrick Hiked (and the one time David joined him) [david/patrick, G, 1,625] by destroyerofhearts

For the first time since everything went wrong, he found himself truly at peace. And then he'd found the view, and it was like heaven itself.

Role of a Lifetime [david/patrick, G, 1,348] by RC_McLachlan

During his time in the 1%, David learned precisely two things: a) fixing self-tanner streaks with a magic eraser is a terrible idea and should never ever be attempted, especially if one is under the influence of an unknown blue powder that Lindsay Lohan swears is organic; and b) he’s not anyone’s idea of a love interest. How fortunate that Patrick is running off a different script.

2020

Dream Brother [david/patrick, T, 631, CW: MCD] by unkindravens

How do you comfort someone who has lost everything? Stevie tries her best. Aftermath of a character death - proceed with caution.

Getting Out. [gen, G, 372] by thisisfromawhileago

The first time they had a chance to get out of this small town they were forced to live in is because someone finally decided to buy the town from them. In the end the deal fell through but for those few short hours, they did it.

Give Me Love, Give Me Touch [david/patrick, E, 8,126] by bigficenergy

Rosebudd February* Smut** Prompts * My February was a mess so now I'm just filling these when I feel like it.** Mostly smut, but ratings are indicated on each chapter.

grow as we go [david/patrick, G, 897] by smurfvilla

“Why didn’t you tell me about the house?” Patrick sighed and shut his eyes, tipping his head back against the pillow. David’s fingers tightened around Patrick’s, a silent show of his support. There was a long pause.

taste the sweetness on your lips [david/patrick, G, 2,371] by @hullomoon

David had planned to spend the afternoon playing fake engaged with his best friend so they could eat cake. When Stevie backs out Patrick takes her place, pushing his feelings for Patrick front and center.

The Holiday [david/patrick, T, 579] by @sloganeeer

“Well,” Mom says, “you’re the closest thing we have to an expert here today, sweetheart, so what kind of pie should I make for a proper American Thanksgiving?”

Three Strikes and You're (Hopefully Not) Out [david/patrick, T, 2,900] by AlmostUnderground

"The second time it happened, Patrick was the first to wake up. The sun was just starting to illuminate the tiny apartment with a warm golden sheen, the two of them tucked safely under the covers. Patrick didn’t really remember what he was dreaming about when he woke up, his head still a little heavy from the wine they'd had the night before. It was early, though, which he recognized almost immediately. His head was still groggy with sleep as he shifted his body towards David, watching under the soft lighting as his almost-husband's chest rose evenly in his deep sleep. Below the comfort of the warm blankets, Patrick could’ve fall directly back to sleep. That was if he hadn’t noticed, as he shifted towards his fiancé, that the sheets below them were cold and damp. * Much to David's horror, the "incident" wasn't just a one-time thing. *This might turn into a multi-chaptered fic... that no one asked for.

Vows [david/patrick, T, 1,256] by @unfolded73

Patrick works on his wedding vows.

Voyageurs [david/patrick, T, 616] by @sloganeeer

“You know how much I love walking,” David says, bumping their hips together as he rejoins Patrick behind the counter. “I do,” he says. “I do know that.”

You Had Me Pegged from the Start [david/stevie, E, 1,563] by unkindravens

Stevie pegs David.

2021

Afternoon Delight [david/jake, E, 8,652] by IAmHereIRL

This is the story of David and Jake's encounters from the end of season two to the start of season three

David is Pretty Proud of Him [david/patrick, T, 1,796] by BeneficialAddiction

The thing is, David is pretty proud of him. It’s not what he wanted to hear in that moment of course, not the answer he was looking for, and he says as much just to let Patrick know that he is a little annoyed, but... But he’s actually really fucking proud of him and he can barely keep that off his face.

Israel [gen, G, 300] by Rosey_Peach

More Than You Think You Are [stevie & david, T, 3,859] by @vanillahigh00

David pays a visit to Stevie after he hears about Emir.

Please let me know that it's real [david/patrick, G, 2,133] by @sweatersinthesummer

What if David and Patrick skipped the barbecue altogether? ---------“I can return these tickets to the Julia Stiles-a-thon at the drive in tonight. I agree that might have been a little overboard.” David snatches the tickets out of Patrick’s hand and examines them. They’re dated for that evening. He thinks of sitting around the picnic table on the side of the motel with his family and Stevie in the soft evening light, eating burgers and potato salad and drinking wine. He mentally adds Patrick to the table. It’s almost tempting to just say fuck it and invite Patrick. It certainly would be easier to just give in to his family.

Tell it to the Goats [rachel/heather, T, 23,318] by @kindofspecificstore

Rachel loves chocolate cake, her houseplants, and Patrick Brewer. She's not a fan of her car breaking down on the drive out of Schitt's Creek. Thankfully Warner Farms comes to her rescue in more ways than one. A Heather/Rachel love story.

Too too fast [david/patrick, T, 1,444] by @grapehyasynth

Patrick takes David mini golfing. David panics about not being able to go slow, but maybe not in the way Patrick had meant. Stevie, for once, helps.

2022

Everything Went Numb [david/patrick, G, 542] by @filet-o-feelings

David's thoughts and feelings as Patrick sings to him. Companion piece to One Thing Is For Sure.

it would have been fun (if you would've been the one) [david/patrick, G, 897] by @patrckbrewer

Stevie and David weren't right for each other. They were better as friends. Stevie wasn't the kind of person who wanted a romantic relationship. David belonged with Patrick. All of those things were true, but sometimes Stevie couldn't help but think of the what ifs

One Thing is For Sure [david/patrick, G, 528] by @filet-o-feelings

Patrick has never been in love. In all of his 30 years, he’s only thought he was in love with one person. Patrick contemplates being in love, for real, for the first time.

The Past is Always Messy [david/patrick, NR, 12,331] by arajuna, orphan_account

What if Patrick Brewer was secretly Marshall Wheeler from Black Hole High? Marshall Wheeler left his whole life behind to start a new one as Patrick Brewer in a town with a funny name. What caused him to leave? Why did he change his name? And what has been happening with the Blake Holsey friends since the closure of the school? Patrick's ex, Corrine, comes back a year after ruining the family barbeque on a mission to get him to return home. The truth is slowly revealed to David and the others in Schitt's Creek. How will David cope with this and will Patrick be able to stop his former friend group from further falling apart? This goes over an alternate version of the barbeque episode before picking up a year after that event. The main part of the fic is set after Patrick moves into the new apartment but before the meet the parents episode. I know this fic is probably hyper-specific to my interests, but I hope others get some joy out of it. It's also a work in progress

wanna be filled [david/patrick, E, 5,439] by orphan_account

five times patrick is the one fingered and one time david is

You Matter to Me [david/patrick, G, 2,461] by lesbiantism

David and Patrick are autistic, and they love that about each other

2023

Black Flag [gen, G, 2,471] by @glamorous-gryphon

David has a revealing conversation with Roland about handkerchiefs, and why the mayor of Schitt’s Creek keeps a black one in his right pocket.

Platonic Business Help [david/patrick, E, 5,045, CW: dubcon] by swift_wind

Before David can even contemplate an appropriate course of action for his evidently omega business partner, apparently in full heat in their stock room, during business hours no less, he’s striding over, standing behind Patrick, working at the clasps on his skirted pants. ——— Patrick accidentally goes into heat for the first time during store hours. David…helps.

Scruff [david/patrick, T, 100] by @ramonaflow

100 words based on the Tumblr prompt: Scuff

the devil wears mid-range denim [david/patrick, T, 7,021] by @filet-o-feelings

David sells his soul to the devil in exchange for instant migraine relief (among other things, after a successful negotiation). Patrick is the devil, and he's learning a lot about himself after countless years of immortality thanks to David.

Who Are We? [david & alexis, g, 101] by mallpretzles

David and Alexis relive memories as former socialites and come to the same realization for once.

Stats:

No fanworks for 2017, 2018, or 2024 2019: 5 fics/21,444 words 2020: 11 fics/19,932 words 2021: 7 fics/41,502 words 2022: 6 fics/22,198 words 2023: 5 fics/14,740 words Total: 34 fics/119,816 words

[intothepast9]

a bunch of pandalily microfics!

Over April, I wrote 30 microfics (or parts of microfics) from @pandalilymicrofics just as a fun little exercise, so here's the end result!

alternatively I put them all in a collection

oasis -- 374 words,  April 29th prompt "carmine"

background check -- 576 words, April 28th "immersive"

introductions -- 443 words, April 27 prompt "displeased"

detention -- 1468 words, prompts April 24-26: "dignified", "quirk", and "slump"

polyjuice -- 437 words, potions class, April 23 prompt "animate"

school newspaper -- 392 words, April 22 prompt "sensation"

clarity -- 476 words, April 21 prompt "sensation"

picnic at boy scout camp -- 570 words, 2020 AU, April 20 prompt "cooped up"

dirty plant water -- 529 words, cat adoption fluff, April 19 prompt "rosemary"

birthday -- 590 words, April 18th prompt "prickle"

help will be given -- 358 words, April 17th prompt "contract"

sunshine -- 1704 words, chance encounter, April 12 prompt "profound" and April 16 prompt "startling" (2 chapters)

workaround -- 464 words, breaking curfew at Hogwarts, April 15th prompt "hush-hush"

just a harmless fantasy -- 579 words, fluff, April 14th prompt "heartless"

to host a dinner -- 630 words, third date, April 11 prompt "domestic"

queen of the playground -- 908 words, April 10 prompt "transparent"

running up that hill -- 465 words, April 9 prompt "heartbeats"

museum -- ~2000 words, April 8 prompt "fossil" (restricted on AO3 due to religious trauma lol), April 13th, "flinch", and April 30th, "cruelty"

head girl -- 570 words, April 7 prompt "small talk"

runaway -- 439 words, "would you run away with me?" April 6 prompt: "corners"

out of the city -- 483 words, coffee shop/first date. April 5 prompt: "lush"

no diagnosis -- 615 words. "I think I'm bad at kissing." AKA the fluffiest thing I've ever written. April 4 prompt "mediocre"

psych major -- 444 words, "they were roommates". April 3 prompt: "ticklish"

south facing windows -- 470 words, apartment hunting. April 2 prompt: "first look"

eye of a newt, eye to the soul -- 506 words, academic jealousy? April 1 prompt: "marvelous"

[narcissarina]

Darkened Desires

Prologue and Chapter 1: The sun || Chapter 2: The moon || Chapter 3: The moon || Chapter 4: The sun || Chapter 5: The sun || Chapter 6: The moon || Chapter 7: The moon || Chapter 8: The sun || Chapter 9: The sun || Chapter 10: The outsider || Chapter 11: The moon || Chapter 12: The sun || Chapter 13: The sun || Chapter 14: The moon || Chapter 15: The sun

Pairings: Mafia!Scaramouche × Barista!Reader

Word count: 579

Thank you for making it this far!

EPILOGUE

I got back at working on my usual, had to company and assure my mother that everything’s under control and that I am fine (haven’t recovered from that experience but I’m making progress) my friends scolded me and got worried, I’m actually fine right now since I know a man who would go lengths just to come to my aid and rescue.

The same man who stalked me, kidnap me even then gave me a tour of his own home. Sharing his stories and experiences as I take in that we live in different worlds—yet he choses to be with me. Opposite attracts, right?

He lives in the dark, and I’m in the light.

Like how the moon loves the sun, that’s why every once in a while there’s an eclipse.

Funny how he was the obsessed one, I won’t be lying that he isn’t good in bed.

It’s been a few months, I still go to therapy because Scara refuse to stop paying for my sessions, he still believes that I still need it. “what do you mean that I don’t have to pay for your therapy?” he said and give me a judgmental look.

I even ask Ajax about it and he said he can’t do anything about it, and that Scara gets snappy when Ajax talk to him on my behalf.

The Tsaritsa has been doing good and her health was improving when I’m around (she thinks I’m her daughter but I really don’t mind) she would give me gifts on many occasions, I still remember she almost bought me a car, since my old one is shit.

The more I know them like friends, the more I forget that they’re wanted criminals. My mind drifting off that they’re old friends when they’re literally a dangerous and powerful mafia.

Behind the café counter, I take orders for my customers and work on the usual routine that I normally had. But this time, something different—after taking the last order, I move my neck as it cracks some of my stiffen muscles.

I go over and clean the counter top, then made a bitter black coffee, just how he likes it.

Ding—

The sound of the bell of the door opening. I greet that customer with a smile and present him his usual.

“Welcome, here’s your usual.” I greet and hand him his bitter black coffee, “did you make sure you made it with extra love?” Scara teases, as his hand brushes over mine as he takes his coffee from my hand.

I could only chuckle at his remark, he leans in the counter—coffee in hand as he took my hand with his free one, “date at three?” he kissed my knuckles, I roll my eyes and nodded.

He smirks and got to his table to drink his coffee and wait for my shift to end.

My friend pops out of nowhere and gave me a scare, “jesus!” I yelp, she cock a brow and look at me up and down, “y’all better behave.” I chuckle at her and wink.

I watch the man who sat beside the door, drinking his coffee and reading—the same man who has dangerous connections, who is morally grey. The same man who saved me, obsessed with me.

I smile, knowing that my safety will be in his hands.

Assured that he’ll give me the future that he and I vision.

The same man I didn’t knew I fell in love with.

A/n: Hello! This series has finally comee to an end, thank you for reading and for sticking around 😭😭🙏 I appreciate you reading my works, comments were really appreciated and motivates me to write more stories!

Started writing this at March 1, 2024

Finished writing this day, March 22, 2024.

Thank you for sticking with me!