#chewby rambles

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do you think alhaitham uses 13 in one (shampoo conditioner body wash shaving cream engine oil ketchup antifreeze tartar sauce lemonade fabric softener window cleaner condensed milk and laundry detergent) and he has perfect flawless skin meanwhile kaveh has a 20 step skincare routine that barely keeps his skin intact.

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HELLO SCARAMOUCHE NATION!

do you like anime? do you like fanmade works? do you love wanderer? do you like fanmade anime about wanderer produced entirely by one guy?

do I have the thing for you!

KABUKIMONO AND SWORDSMITH!

basically a kabukimono fix-it. 9 episodes, broken up into parts. I binged the whole thing across 2 days and it was the single most transcending experience of my life, I used to be a wanderer hater and I love him now.

it's japanese dubbed (all voiced by ONE GUY) and with english subs. they get wonky sometimes but I can't blame them, you can work it out from context clues I think.

the animating, voicing, storyboard, script, voice acting and editing is all done by one person. imagine being bilingual while also being good at art and animation and also writing and storyboards and also shot composition. narumi is the single most talented man on earth

it's genuinely so well written, it's funny, it's serious, but most importantly it's genuinely enjoyable to watch and work out the underlying story. I've been thinking about this anime nonstop for the last few days! and it only has 30k views per video on average!!! what!!!!

some of my favorite screenshots taken include

if you're still not convinced, this one off episode might convince you! no spoilers, except that maybe kabu gets close to niwa

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they make me insane (link to anime of origin below because I think everyone should watch it. from episode 1 part 5 ending theme)

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does anyone else think connections today was fucked up and evil.

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I'm literally trying to exist but I've watched so much kabukimono and swordsmith that my speech patterns are defaulting to however niwa speaks. it's edo period japanese I sound fucking ridiculous

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im gonna redo her pendant (too big) and probably the fluffy neck thing (not enough folds) also her hat was hell on earth to do and is still have to put the gold bits on it 👍

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oftentimes I wonder what would happen if we gave rats opposable thumbs

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gaze apon my creature and despair

it's not my best work, but I'm not experienced with plushies in this specific shape. not the most accurate but alas I tried!! spent like 20 hours on her skdjskhdksja I hope the netizens here on tumblr appreciate her. all patterns are my own sooo if someone wants I am (finally) legally allowed to post them!!

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raw as hell lyrics for a song about being a fujoshi

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holy fuck I just found an entirely fanmade anime with voice acting proper animation and a really cute artstyle and it only has like 30k views per part what the fuck I think I just found a gold mine. and one guy makes all of it the voice acting editing music choice drawing animating is all one guy

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do you ever get a full body shift in the middle of doing a human task and you're like why the FUCK are my limbs moving like that

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they think I'm looking at my phone smiling and typing because Im texting my crush. WRONG. I'm writing haikaveh

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i love genshin impact shipping discourse

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okay hear me out. hated child that became a princess au for scaramouche and the raiden shogun. ei is their mom. scara is treated as less than for not having enough fighting prowess and being too emotional, as 5 year olds tend to be. the title is hated child who ascended to godhood

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furina progress!!!!!

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*guy that only listens to the crane wives* this is just like the crane wives if they had a male lead and was a little calmer