#chip scatcher

[muffinmonsterzs]

guys can we make fanon bdays for spy school characters pls 🙏🙏🙏

jawa o’sheas birthday is march 11th bc thats my birthday and he’d have the same bday as me bc i said so you guys decide the rest

[muffinmonsterzs]

okay so ssgw and ssee are coming out less than 20 days so here’s my predictions!!!!

SSGW:

more zolana moments trust

jawa comes back.. maybe…? yes..? (pls mr gibbs PLEASE)

ben and murray shenanigans

“you’re so smart ben.. haha… 😳🥰🥰” -murray

murray goes fucking rabid after finding out zoe’s a lesbian /j

svetlana beats murray’s ass

svetlana becomes the #1 murray hill hater

new villain is either a giant organization or some 10 year old menace to society

probably the former but i want it to be the latter SO bad

takes place in the amazon probably

we get a zolana first kiss TRUST 🥰🙏🙏 -me being delusional

SSEE:

it’s confirmed we’re getting art so PLEASE don’t let it be like the pjo canon art

zoe’s canon design will not be white. she is not white i can sense it through the page.

ben has greasy ass hair and acne

murray has a mullet i’ve been betting on this for a while

we’re getting other POVs so maybe backstory for other characters???

i’m just gonna ignore the puzzles and read the characters parts tbh

PLEASE don’t give us ugly canon art PLEASE

if zoe is white i’m gonna riot i will

zolana moments that weren’t mentioned in the books i’m BEGGING

that’s all 🥰🥰

[muffinmonsterzs]

Okay I see all the cool spy school aus but uhh forget that because I came up with my own in like five minutes!!!

hear me out: spy school MIDDLE SCHOOL au. like normal middle school instead of spy school

ben is the new kid that has no idea what’s going on

zoe is the kid that always has new stuff from somewhere

svetlana is the exchange student who keeps leaving stuff in zoe’s locker bc she thinks she’s pretty

chip and jawa are the best friends who say “no homo” (they’re borderline dating atp)

warren is the left out kid that’s left out for a REASON

mike is the cool kid everyone wants to be friends with

also mike and trixie are that couple that make out in the hallways prove me wrong

murray isn’t necessarily ‘cool’ per se, but everyone knows him

and erica is basically just sheldon cooper

thank you for coming to my ted talk

[muffinmonsterzs]

reasons why jawa o’shea and chip scatcher are gay and should kiss because apparently people still think they’re 100% no homo straight besties

theyre never in a scene without each other.

always on the same side no matter what, they ALWAYS agree with each other (fruity behavior)

in ssbi they were with each other even BEFORE zoe called them, and they weren’t at school so i like to think that jawa was taking chip to meet his parents and they’ve been secretly dating for months now but not secret bc all the mcs know which is why they didn’t question why they’re together even though they’re off from school (very specific reason but we’re going with it!!!!)

they’re just so fruity like whenever i see them appear in the books my gaydar goes off HARD

neither of them have gfs and all of the other mcs are dating someone????? fruity energy??????

chip is a theatre kid and I know like one non-zesty theatre kid and im pretty sure said kid is aroace

they’re just fruity bro idk what to say

[muffinmonsterzs]

“ugh, im bored and want chawa content.”

*sighs*

*pulls up that one chawa fanfic from 2020 on AO3 that I’ve read so many times because I can’t find any other chawa fanfics that I have half of it memorized*

okay but we need to start making more chawa content PLEASE before I fully memorize this stupid fanfic

[muffinmonsterzs]

CHAWA SHIPPERS LOOK WHAT I MADE!!!!

if u don’t know how this correlates to chawa, it’s their code names that were confirmed in the SS graphic novels :)

[muffinmonsterzs]

follow my wattpad @muffinsandmonsterz because im gonna post short ss fanfics there, including country boy chip because he’s canon to me atp that man 100% is a texan loud and proud

[muffinmonsterzs]

i desperately need to spread my country boy chip scatcher agenda pls 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

like there is NO way that man isn’t from Texas and doesn’t have a heavy country accent his name is CHIP.

also zoe is a cali girl and i stand by that 💪💪💪💪