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Halloween Event: ParaNorman Hits Theaters in Remastered 3D

LAIKA’s ParaNorman Returns in Remastered RealD 3D This Halloween, Complete with Exclusive New Short (Annecy / Hillsboro, OR) – June 13, 2025 — Laika, the acclaimed stop‑motion animation studio, is reviving its 2012 supernatural hit ParaNorman this Halloween for a special one‑week theatrical run. The film has been newly remastered in stunning RealD 3D (and available in 2D) and will premiere internationally on Thursday, October 23, with U.S. audiences following on Saturday, October 25. The re-release celebration coincides with Laika’s 20th anniversary and follows the studio’s box‑office smash in 2024: Coraline’s 15th‑anniversary re-issue, which grossed over $56 million worldwide—approximately 70 percent of that in 3D. 🎬 New Short Film: ParaNorman: The Thrifting Audiences will also experience ParaNorman: The Thrifting, an original CG‑animated short exclusively screened with the feature. Written by ParaNorman co‑director Chris Butler and directed by Laika character designer Thibault LeClercq, the short features voice performances from Stranger Things star Finn Wolfhard and Anna Kendrick—reprising her role as Norman’s sister, Courtney. Why It Matters Though ParaNorman was modestly priced at $60 million, it earned over $107 million globally upon its 2012 release and secured multiple Academy, BAFTA, Golden Globe, and Annie Award nominations.Today, it’s celebrated for its “visually breathtaking 3‑D stop‑motion fantasy” that blends spooky thrills with heartfelt themes—a fitting “starter horror” for families. LAIKA Chief Marketing & Operations Officer David Burke noted: “ParaNorman was a breakthrough film… Bringing it back to theaters in stunning remastered 3D, paired with a brand‑new short film, is an invitation for audiences to rediscover the heart and humor of Norman’s world.” Fathom Entertainment CEO Ray Nutt added that with Coraline’s success showing 70 percent of ticket sales came from 3D screens, ParaNorman is poised to reach similar heights. Read the full article

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My Life in the $un$hine

1. I open for jpegmafia

2. I produce for Danny Brown

3. I have $45 million dollars in my bank account

4. I have a relationship with my kids

5. I have a wife and a girlfriend

6. I pray for people

7. I teach yoga in Mexico

8. I teach Veterans how to make money without a job

9. Nardwaur interviews me

10. Teanna Trump is my girlfriend

11. Cake is my girlfriend

12. Helen is my girlfriend again

13. I make a million dollars from one of my paintings

14. Westside Gunn collects my art

15. I fuck Kamala Harris

16. Summer Walker is my girlfriend

17. Erykah Badu sucks my dick

18. I am financially free

19. I am physically free

20. I am spiritually free

21. I finish reading the Bible

22. Red Leg is a best seller

23. I make the STL doc

24. I make the Country Grammar movie

25. Harlem.nightss off tik tok falls in love with me

26. Candace Owens collects my art

27. Candace Owens sucks my dick

28. I collab with Jay Electronica

29. I fuck Dreka Gates

30. Ashley King falls back in love with me

31. I fuck BluJnx

32. I win a Grammy

33. I produce a classic album for Ashley King

34. I collab with Chris Brown

35. Azdepree sucks my dick

36. I make another sex tape with Alicia

37. I collab with Sampha

38. I go on tour with Sampha

39. I fuck Kamala Harris

40. Kamala let’s me nutt in her mouth

41. I make one million dollars in an hour

42. I fuck Adelle Simpson in the ass

43. Missprettykitty0 is one of my lovers

44. I fuck Bambi

45. Angel Reese falls in love with me

46. Kamala Harris is my sugar mom

47. I fuck Kamala Harris in front of her husband

48. I fuck Beyoncé in the ass

49. I Nutt in Beyoncé’s mouth while jay z watches

50. I win a jiu jitsu tournament

51. I’m a black belt in jiu jitsu

52. I fuck Aporshianta and have her boyfriend suck the nutt off my dick

53. I’m a financially free nomad

54. I make a million dollars in an hour

55. I am a stay at home dog dad

56. I fuck depreeaz

57. I have a street ministry team

58. Ashley King is my wife

59. I produce a Drake album

60. I produce a Westside Gunn project

61. I produce a Big Sean album

62. I produce a Summer Walker album

63. I produce for Janelle monae

64. I produce a Grammy winning album for Ashley king

65. I perform at ovo fest

66. I fuck the Clemson twins

67. I produce an album for glorilla

68. I fuck glorilla

69. I fuck Amber rose

70. I fuck Kira Noir

71. I perform with HIMM at Coachella

72. I produce a Grammy winning album for HIMM

73. I produce a song for Future

74. I fuck Kamala Harris in all 3 holes

75. Jesi moves to Mexico with me

76. Jesi is my business partner

77. I win a Grammy

78. I produce for Chi

79. I fuck Chi

80. I fuck Glorilla

81. I get a Big Sean placement

82. Amber Rose sucks my dick

83. Jesi is my lil slut

84. Jesi falls in love with me

85. Ashley King falls back in love with me

86. Jesi wants to be my wife/Life partner

87. I am financially free

88. I perform at festivals around the world

89. I retire Aaron

90. I retire my mom

91. I retire Michelle

92. I win a Grammy for an indie rock album

93. I fuck Beyoncé

94. I create a Grammy winning indie rock/alternative album

95. Crxck Whxres 83 wins a Grammy

96. Crxck Whxres 83 performs at SXSW

97. Kamala Harris sucks my dick while her husband watches

98. I make five million dollars this year

99. Jesi wants to be my wife

100. I live rent free in Mexico

101. I get married

102. Future raps on my beats

103. Lazer Dim 700 raps on my beats

104. I make 2 million dollars in a day

105. I lead 500 people to Christ

106. I teach yoga in Mexico

107. I do street ministry

108. I make $45 million a year

109. I’m a Grammy winning producer and songwriter

110. I have in house vagina for Valentine’s Day

111. I teach yoga for the Iguanas Vallarta

112. I produce a Drake album

113. I produce a summer walker album

114. Jesi is my wife and business partner

115. Westside Gunn raps on my beats

116. I curate a Griselda album

117. I produce an album for Andre 3000

118. I produce an album for Freddie Gibbs

119. I produce an album for Trendz

120. Jesi moves to Mexico with me

121. Fab 5 Freddy buys my art

122. I win the Nobel prize

123. I fuck Keyshia Cole

124. I fuck hiitsbbylala

125. Jesi is my life partner

126. I have a threesome with cardi b and meg thee stallion.

127. Jason lee sucks my dick

128. I fuck Helen again

129. I fuck Ashley again

130. I produce an album for Ashley

131. I fuck Simone again

132. I fuck Lena The Plug

133. Gothlanta is one of my lovers

134. Jesi Johnson is my primary partner

135. I teach yoga in puerto Vallarta

136. I make it to puerto Vallarta safely

137. I own properties with Aaron

138. I fuck Aporshianta

139. I fuck galaxy doll

140. I make millions of dollars in my sleep

141. I fuck Ashley King in all three of her holes

142. Blujnx is one of my lovers

143. I make a Grammy winning album for Blujnx

144. Blujnx is my baby girl

145. Blujnx is my sub

146. Simone is my sub

147. Samira is one of my lovers

148. I fuck Issa Rae

149. Issa Rae produces a film for me

150. My art sells for a billion dollars

151. I fuck a married couple

152. Jesi is my bitch

153. Ashley king is my sub

154. I produce for Lazer Dim 700

155. I fuck Amani off tik tok

156. I have a thruple

157. I have a new MacBook Pro

158. Ashley Reed is one of my lovers

159. I make a million dollars effortlessly

160. I AM GOD

161. I fuck Fun in the ass

162. Fun is one of my lovers

163. Ashley Reed is one of my lovers

164. I have access to all the funds in the world

165. I make a flick with cucks wife off twitter

166. Teanna Trump sucks my dick

167. I’m in love

168. I have a mfm

169. I have a mmf

170. I have a ffm

171. I have an all genders harem

172. I fuck inkedgoddess

173. I fuck glorilla

174. I fuck malka

175. I fuck Ashlee Roberts

176. I buy Rakilotto , fuck her in the ass and piss on her

177. I fuck MissBNasty in all three of her holes

178. I make a project with André 3000

179. I make a project with Lazer Dim 700

180. Kendrick raps on my beat

181. Kanye raps on my beat

182. I fuck Sza

183. I produce a Grammy winning album for Sza

184. I have a threesome with Jesi and Indica flower

185. I am free

186. I fuck Kim kardashian

187. I fuck Tiffany Leonard in the ass

188. I fuck the cookie swirl

189. I buy the house where Mac Miller died

190. I fuck angel Reese

191. I fuck angel Reese Lonzo ball and gelo mfmm

192. I fuck Meg thee stallion

193. Doechii sucks my dick

194. Kamala Harris sucks my dick

195. I Dominate Phancy

196. Phancy is my sub

197. I fuck pinky doll

198. Miss b nasty sucks my dick

199. I buy Tamisgodoy from Brazil

200. I fuck fun

201. I have a threesome with Fun and Meaux

202. I make love to aria artizte

203. I make love to storm reid

204. I collab with Nesya

205. I fuck Karina Chanelle

206. Yanna is my sub

207. Yanna sucks a dick in front of me

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Tuesday, February 04, 2025 Canadian TV Listings (Times Eastern)

WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE PREMIERES? TREE ON A HILL (Pren ar y Bryn) (BritBox) MAGIC MIKE (Paramount + Canada) MAGIC MIKE XXL (Paramount + Canada) NEIGHBORHOOD WARS (A&E Canada) 9:00pm CUSTOMER WARS (A&E Canada) 10:00pm

NEW TO AMAZON PRIME CANADA/CBC GEM/CRAVE TV/DISNEY + STAR/NETFLIX CANADA:

AMAZON PRIME CANADA THE HULK IT’S COMPLICATED NINE

CBC GEM ESCAPE TO THE COUNTRY (Season 31)

CRAVE TV NEW YORK HOMICIDE (Season 3 premiere) THE VOICE (Season 27)

NHL HOCKEY (SNPacific) 7:00pm: Wild vs. Bruins (TSN5) 7:00pm: Sens vs. Lightning (SN1) 8:00pm: Oilers vs. Blues (TSN3) 8:00pm: Hurricanes vs. Jets (SNWest/TSN4) 9:00pm: Leafs vs. Flames (SNPacific) 10:00pm: Avalanche vs. Canucks (TSN2) 10:30pm: Habs vs. Sharks

NBA BASKETBALL (TSN) 7:30pm: Knicks vs. Raptors (SN360) 7:30pm: Celtics vs. Cavaliers (SN360) 10:00pm: Lakers vs. Clippers

ONE DISH, ONE SPOON (APTN) 7:00pm: Chef Tawnya teams up with Chef Rick Powless to re-indigenize their palates using pre-contact ingredients for a flavorful meal; knowing how picky kids can be, they head to the Earthship to prepare a delicious, family-friendly feast for Rick's family.

THIS HOUR HAS 22 MINUTES (CBC) 8:00pm

HUDSON & REX (City TV) 8:00pm: A K9-in-training leads her partner to a real crime scene, she uses her personal connection to the case to help Major Crimes bring justice to the victim´s family.

COUNTRY HOUSE HUNTERS: CANADA (CTV Life) 8:00pm/8:30pm: Amanda and Chris are outdoor enthusiasts searching for a serene home in Sooke; they want a property that offers access to nature and cozy comfort. In Episode Two, Laura and Doug are drawn to Nestleton Station's rustic appeal; they hope to find a property with historic charm and modern functionality.

THE EDIFY SHOW: HEARTIES TUESDAY (Super Channel Heart & Home) 8:00pm

SON OF A CRITCH (CBC) 8:30pm: Mark stars in a PSA for young women and meets experienced child actor Steve, who inspires him; Mike Sr. relapses at Mr. Murphy's retirement event, leading to a confrontation.

NORTH OF THE NORTH (CBC/APTN) 9:00pm: Love is not in the air in Ice Cove as Siaja re-enters the dating world in epic style, Neevee and Alistair reach a turning point, and Kuuk has a surprise visitor.

TGL GOLF (SNOntario/SNEast) 9:00pm: Boston Common Golf vs. Los Angeles Golf Club

HIGHWAY THRU HELL (USA Network Canada) 9:00pm: Bob from Reliable Towing wrestles with a burning semi on the side of the Coquihalla; Jamie hauls a snowcat for a snowmobile club in the Rockies; Team MSA brings Gursharan's brother-in-law Kulji to his first recovery job on the busy Fraser Highway.

HALIFAX COMEDY FESTIVAL (CBC) 9:30pm: Performances by D.J. Demers, Debra DiGiovanni, Tim Nutt, Ophira Eisenberg, Arthur Simeon, Nick Beaton, Mike Wilmot, Courtney Gilmour, Ali Mehedi, Maddy Kelly and Kyle Brownrigg.

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[ID: A screenshot of a Spotify playlist entitled "POV: You're an alien pretending to be a human (poorly)", comprising the following tracks:

"What is up" by Mussyy

"Females & Males" by DJ Afrowax

"What Are You Listening To?" by Chris Stapleton

"Ahhhhh" by Bruno Pernadas

"Music" by Madonna

"I Love Music" by Tech N9ne

"This Is A Party, Right?" by Chuck Nutt

"Very Cool Very Swag" by James Cage White

"If There's One Thing I Love" by Samuel Of Brien

"It's a Party" by Usain Bolt, Nj

"Hey human" by 踊ってばかりの国

"when the party's over" by Billie Eilish

"Let's Go Out For a Drive" by Cary Kanno

"In My Spaceship" by Kareem Ali

"I mean" by UNLT

"In a Car" by Meat Puppets

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Secretary Tibbits-Nutt’s comments are simply reprehensible. She describes her targets as ordinary people, like people who commute from border states, people who get packages delivered, people who take Uber and Lyft rides, and even people who pay payroll taxes. Decisions to raise taxes, fees, or adding tolling should be made by our elected legislature, not announced by an overzealous, unelected bureaucrat before a special interest advocacy organization.

The people she’s villainizing are just ordinary people trying to go about their everyday lives. Our state government should make life easier for people, not harder. She brags about having the New York playbook and she’s going through their items. The Secretary enthusiastically touches on raising the vehicle excise tax, and who knows what else is in store from her New York playbook. The Secretary even went as far as throwing judgement on the people of Milton for choosing to preserve their town, and people who drive trucks and SUVs.

Below is a transcript of some of the Secretary’s comments. -38:22  ON REPRESENTING THE ADMINISTRATION ON TAX AND SPENDING POLICIES “I represent the administration. I represent the Department of Transportation. Other times, people don’t always believe what I have to say especially when it comes to money…” -37:35 ON MAKING PEOPLE FEEL BAD “I will not spend one day trying to keep my job. I just won’t. Because otherwise it makes it very very hard to actually do the job correctly. You’re going to make tons of enemies. You’re going to have to say things people want to hear because its going to make them feel really bad or its going to put them in a position in which they have no choice but to now do something with what you just said…” -36:26  ON USING POLICY AS A WEAPON “I’ll 100% use it as a weapon… Once I say it, its now a policy. I have now weighed in…” -25:39  ON TOLLING AT THE BORDER, RAISING TAXES AND FEES This one (committee) is actually different because we aren’t censoring this. I’m going to talk about tolling, I’m going to talk about charging TNCs more, I’m going to be talking about potentially charging more for package delivers, charging more for payroll taxes, basically going after everyone who has money. And when I’m talking tolling, I’m talking at the borders. I’m not talking about within Massachusetts… But we are going after all the people who should be giving us money to make our transportation better…” -22:18  ON THE MILTON CONTROVERSY “There are all these communities doing it, we’re taking some of them to court. But some of them are doing it because they know it’s the right thing to do. I’m not shouting out a particular community, but I’ve been real about this. We will 100% see you…” -6:30   ON F-150's AND SUVS Question: “Is there anything the DOT can do to help protect us a little bit from these or disincentive people from buying them? Answer: “The problem is we can’t. They are already so expensive. I mean that’s just true. We can’t price them enough that’s going to stop the type of person who wants to buy that car. And I’m 100% passing judgement on someone who wants to drive basically an 18-wheeler as their personal car. We have no control over it. We can’t. There’s nothing we can do. At least legally, there is nothing we can do about it. Honestly, a lot of that goes to FHWA, really going at the Federal Government regulations. They are the only, they are the ones that dictate everything we can do at the register of motor vehicles. It is. It’s horrible. And the thing is, you know, right now, we are talking about the weight of EV cars, and especially larger EVs, SUVs. So this is something for us to think, we are concerned about.” -4:54   ON THE EXCISE TAX Question: “How about touching the excise tax? Answer: “Oh, I’m going after that. That’s already on my list. You don’t have to worry about that… That might do it (reference to make trucks and SUVs cost prohibitive). That’s not a bad idea, I did not agree to that, but just said its not a bad idea. I’ll actually look to see if any other states have done it.” Question: “Also, think about, how local, look at what NY is doing right now…?” Answer: “Do you think I don’t have their entire playbook? I do. I am just going to down through their list…”

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Dark Mori gang with Lina Bembe and Billie Blossom, with my screen-printed, limited edition leggings

(picture by Chris Nutt)

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Dark Mori with my screen-printed, limited edition leggings

(picture by Chris Nutt)

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Alf Posen, London. Mamiya 645 + Delta 400

By Chris Nutt

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Marianna Saver by Chris Nutt Twitter | Instagram

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Dua Lipa by Chris Nutt, 2016

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✨Trivia for “Humbug”✨

-  Gillian Anderson's character Scully was supposed to eat a cricket in front of Mulder. After Scully picked it up, the scene was to be stopped so a candy bug could replace the real one. However, before "cut" could be called, Anderson immediately placed the real bug in her mouth and ate it, and it stayed in the final cut. David Duchovny's off-screen gross out can be seen in one of the many "Making of the X-Files" featurettes.

-  The setting, Gibsonton, Florida, is a real town in Florida. It is mainly populated by circus performers, who originally resided there in the circus off-season. This circus performer population is due to its proximity to the Ringling Bros. Circus winter home in Tampa and Sarasota and due to its liberal zoning laws that allowed the storage of such things as elephants and circus trailers on front lawns.

-  Jim Rose and The Enigma are part of an actual circus, The Jim Rose Circus, founded in Seattle by Jim Rose in the early 1990s. They came to prominence as The Jim Rose Circus Sideshow while performing on the second stage at the 1992 Lollapalooza festival .

-  While this episode is set in Florida, it was actually filmed in White Rock, British Columbia, Canada during the winter. The production team removed all the snow from the park to make it look like Florida, and The Enigma actually swam in a river that was freezing cold.

-  In the background of Hepcat Helm's studio, the costume of the "Flukeman" can be seen from The Host.

- Mr. Nutt's dog, Commodore, was the same dog used in Fire, where Cecil threatened to skin the dog alive for digging up the previous caretaker.

-  Unusually for one of the show's writers, Darin Morgan remained on set throughout the filming to help ensure that the comedic tone was observed. Kim Manners welcomed his presence as this was essentially the first "funny" X-Files episode to be made.

-  In between takes, Jim Rose would entertain the cast and crew with his skills in Organ Origami, i.e. twisting his genitalia into odd shapes.

-  The condition that the character Jerald Glazebrook suffered from, harlequin icthyosis, is a real genetic condition. Epidermal skin cells divide so rapidly that the outer-layer skin cells cannot be shed fast enough, thus causing the skin to develop severe diamond-shape cracked scales like that of the Glazebrook character. The disease is almost always fatal within 2-7 days of birth: most infant victims die of starvation due the body's inability to cope with the high nutritional demands of such rapidly dividing skin cells or due to massive systemic infections of the exposed cracks. However, in a dozen cases worldwide, sufferers have managed to survive into adulthood. A topical solution of Retin-A or other retinosteroids usually help. But sufferers must always be careful to avoid infection, because even a simple skin infection can easily be life-threatening. Sufferers must also maintain a strict high-calorie Atkins-like diet rich in lean proteins.

-  First solo writing credit of Darin Morgan for the series.

-  Michael J. Anderson and David Duchovny were both in another paranormal thriller series, Twin Peaks (1990), though they never appeared in the same scene there.

-  In this episode, Michael J. Anderson's character, Mr. Nutt, is offended when Mulder mistakes him for a carnival worker. In Carnivàle (2003), Anderson plays the head of a traveling carnival.

-  Writer Darin Morgan included his usual tribute to Orson Welles: the fun-house mirror scene is based on The Lady from Shanghai (1947).

-  Alex Diakun who appears as The Curator would go on to star in further episodes of The X Files; playing the Tarot Dealer in Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose (season 3), Dr. Fingers in Jose Chung's 'From Outer Space' (season 3), the Manager in Mulder & Scully Meet The Were-Monster (season 10) and as Buddy/Devil in The Lost Art Of Forhead Sweat (season 11). He also starred as Gaunt Man in The X Files: I Want To Believe.

-  The parasitic twin that is the villain of this episode was "played" by a series of puppets which were strapped onto a cast made of Vincent Schiavelli's torso. Schiavelli later joked that he was "never going to work with that guy again".

- No Small Parts: Vincent Schiavelli (2014) (TV Episode):Clips pf "Humbug" are shown.

-  "Humbug" was the first explicitly comedic episode in the series, and Morgan would go on to contribute five more scripts that furthered his comic take on the show.

-  According to critical analysis of the episode, "Humbug" explored themes of "Otherness" and difference.

-  "Humbug" was nominated for an Edgar Award and a Cinema Audio Society Award.

-  "Humbug" was written by Darin Morgan; it was his first script for the series. Earlier in the second season, he appeared in the second episode "The Host" as the Flukeman. He also helped his brother Glen Morgan—already a regular writer on The X-Files—with the script for the following episode, "Blood"

-  Series creator Chris Carter offered Darin Morgan a permanent place on The X-Files writing team, which he reluctantly accepted. Morgan said he was uncomfortable initially, stating "One of the reasons I was uncomfortable joining the staff is that I'm a comedy writer and this isn't a comedy show, so I was trying more or less to have an episode with a little bit of humor, without telling anybody what I was doing."

- David Duchovny later commented, "what I loved about Darin Morgan's scripts was that he seemed to be trying to destroy the show."

[achieveandhunt]

live typing extra life 2019

part 2

warning: this was a mistake and i’m in the grapes

this starts right at Facilities vs AH. link to first post

let’s fuck some shit up babEY

oh what the fuck they’re playing a prerecorded video

last year was a fuckin doozy, nobody forget that

“legends of the under achiever” i didn’t know someone wrote my biography

why do i hear geoff screaming “FIVE FUCKIN FOUR” in my head, like in the legends of the hidden temple minecraft videos

jeremy looks. so dead inside on this fine november evening

ryan buzzing while they’re trying to explain the rules

my video quality went down so much that i thought i was watching someone playing roblox for a second

ryan “salty mother fucker” haywood has made a lovely appearance. he’s my favorite

michael and lindsay looking so domestic makes me so happy,, they’re my parents

someone donated under the name “ryan goes feral” uh??? yeah? you say that like it’s a bad thing??

oH FUCK MICHAEL GO DRIVE WIN PLEASE

jeremy HAS BROKEN OUT THE GLASSES SHIT’S SERIOUS

NO THEY’RE LOSING GOD DAMMIT

ʳʸᵃⁿ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵃᶜᵏᵍʳᵒᵘⁿᵈ, ᵠᵘᶦᵉᵗˡʸ: ʰᵉˡᵖ

JEREMY IT’S TIME TO TEST OUT THAT NONEXISTENT GAG REFLEX AND SWALLOW THE OPPONENT’S CONTROLLER

oh nvm they’re winning again lmao

OH FUCK thEYRE LOSING

oh nvm

OH FUCK

oh nvm they unplugged his contoller lol

OH FUCKING TH EY LOST MICHAEL JONES MY HEART IS BROKEN

the amount of people watching has gone up from 32k to 40k in the past fifteen minutes

michael “hurry up you dumb cunts” jones

“oh don’t worry about destroying our cabinet, it’s essentially matchsticks”

“how are you feeling john? are you ready for this?” “MM M M Mmm mM”

TEAM NICE DYNAMITE IS NEXT AND IM READY FOR PERMANENTLY RINGING EARS FROM ALL THE LEET DONATIONS

oH god here we go

“hopefully they haven’t been saving them all day” oh honey. you’ve got a big storm coming

if xavier slaps gavin i think gav might go up in a puff of smoke

i did the math, they went up 45k+ within five minutes of team nice dynamite showing up on stream

GAVIN AND MICHAEL ARE GOING TO DIE

THERE’S GONNA BE A MOONBALL SIZED HOLE IN GAVIN’S CHEST

ryan and lindsay both donating a grand during this segment... so good

the day gavin free successfully gets a tattoo is the day i drop dead

lindsay saying she didn’t want the TND tattoo on michael but she agreed because gav is michael’s boi :((( 

i’m too sleep deprived for this i might cry

oh god michael’s punching the floor

i’m too sober for this

EIGHTY EIGHT LEET DONATIONS IN TWENTY MINUTES HOLY FUCJKIGN SHIT YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE THROWING MOONBALLS FOR FUCKIN SIX YEARS

on a sentimental note- i love how much collective love we have for gav and michael,, they deserve it all

milk boarded has some not-so-great connotations attached to it

gavin “the bullshit bitch” free

a mark nutt reference?? in my 2019 extra life????

this just in: sarah is going to obliterate gavin

oh. oh my god. that was the sound of a wet fish smacking a wall

why is jeremy the liquor goblin walking like a crab that has a bird attached to its back??? see: flapping arms

that beer and milk concoction... gag

“drink that milk yard”

“YOU GOT MY TOES MILKY”

no. nO MICHAEL NO YOUR INTESTINES NOO

michael “the milk’s in my brain” jones

“stop pouring it on people!” “iT’S HARD DICKHEAD”

lindsay is now. taking a milk shower

*caiti brings a small roll of paper towels* *gavin gently places a single paper towel on the massive puddle of milk*

no LINDSAY NO THINK OF THE CHILDREN

gavin: this has gotten way out of hand. she’s... she’s swimming in an inch of milk! everyone knows you should swim in at least two!!

the fajita seasoning will solve everythinG everyone calm down

fiona: yeah this is my first extra life. jack: and what were you expecting? fiona: this. exactly this.

ah yes. the bunny suits have arrived and michael is ready to tackle gavin

aaaand here comes the AH fanfic. it can only get worse from here so buckle up fuckos

“holy fuckeroni”

“re-reanimated trevor”

michael is so fucking smashed and god i wish that was me

“cum-ductor”

fiona “this is a white man” nova

“bone-ating” *leet donation* *leet donation* 

“ready set blow” made me genuinely bust a lung laughing

aaaand michael’s licking the floor which is to be expected

jeremy “i’m gonna actually harm you” dooley

IF ONE MORE PERSON BRINGS UP RANCH IM GOING TO WALK TO AUSTIN AND PROJECTILE VOMIT ON THE OFF TOPIC SET

no JEREMY NO YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE I THOUGHT YOU WOULDN’T DO THIS GET OFF THE F  L O O R

don’t get close ups on jeremy’s tongue. don’t do that to me. i don’t want nightmares

“fuck root” “let’s just fucking fuck”

1 2 3 CONSENT

michael has gone full gerkie

alfredo’s look when larry is reading the part about trevor choking him is how i feel about everything that’s happened in the past twenty minutes

almost 300k in less than an hour 

fiona saying “i don’t want this” overlaying michael humping a trash can

“TAKE THE TACO CHAD”

aaaand michael’s in the trash can

nO why is there a triangle is this a POETRY READING ALL OF A SUDDEN

oh thank god it’s over

OH FUCK THERE’S A N EPILOGUE

aaand trevor’s dead again. poor treyco

DUSK BOYS DUSK BOYS DUSK BOYS EVERYONE PUT A CUP IN YOUR PANTS

people singing along... what goes on

why am i downloading this fuckin song asap

jeremy turning his phone flashlight on and waving it like he’s at a concert god dammit i love these people so much

those are my BOYS

oh my gosh they’re still singing the song. why is my heart so happy from this i need to get slapped

“come on you’ve never been waterboarded before gavin?”

everyone standing in a circle shining their flashlights at gavin

someone surprise them and instead of a moonball just yeet a whole gallon of milk at them

actually, on second thought, no

OH god GavIN Is GOING to Die 

gavin “i forgot to breathe” free

several milk explosions

gavin “my brain is cold” free

michael has milk dripping from his ears

i’m about to pass out i don’t know what’s happening

michael is in the grapes right now man

how many moonballs? oh, only 107. :)

i’m not writing this part- you guys have to watch the moonball segment yourself, if you didn’t watch it live!

team nice dynamite finishes up with over 300k!! holy shit, that’s so cool! this community is awesome

werewolf is up next!

xavier is such a gentleman can we keep him

alfredo: *chooses to kill miles* trevor in the audience: *silently freaking out*

xavier is about ruin another man on stream

miles has no self preservation instinct

barbara is now smelling fiona

this just in: i love alfredo and 100% would have done the same thing

trevor running up to film alfredo getting smacked. what an icon

alfredo SCREAMING oh my god i felt it in my soul

the high-five of the backs in solidarity of intense pain

miles choosing alfredo is so fucking good

and also, i feel so bad 

his heart might shoot out of his asshole this time guys

oh NOOO HE’s so bruised :(((( fredo nooo :((

oh my god it’s gotten to the usual point in the stream where you start to question whether someone is going to die this time

rip blaine but at least i think he can take the hit

he can but ouch it still hurts me 

barbara “i’m participating in the game” dunkleman

yo miles might win this game

the crowd when someone needs to shoot barb: TREVOR TREVOR TREVOR! trevor, with the strength of a thousand suns: N O

people are now chanting about shooting an unprotected trevor. the man already died once this stream god dammit

alfredo is about to throw hands for fiona

that’s a big F in the chat for miles, but his loss is well deserved

xavier’s hands could serve as a defibrillator

alfredo showed jeremy his chest and jeremy shied away as if he was looking at the sun

 --- i’m taking another break to finish an assignment---

i’m barely alive and it’s ready set show time 

oh god please no more shock collars

i’m so fucking tiiiiredd please take thge res t of this post  wigth  a grain of salt lbecasue i can hardly type at this ponitn 

“do you want to control the shock collars” “will there be repercussions” “no” “fuck yeah i’ll do it then”

“smother the children. steal the baby” “DONT STEAL THE BABY TREVOR”

lunging forward “s c a r e  t h e  b a b y” “OKAY I’M PASSING THIS ONE”

“you can’t bake popcorn????” jeremy hits the floor

alec and matt clearly = dream team

oh thasnk god the shock collars are on their arms now i was stressed out for chris earlier

this stream does not promote recreational nyquil usage 

i don’t even know how to explain the pure insanity of what ready set show has become

alec has become this whole segment

i would write more but i have no thoughts because my brain doesn’t work

larry “makes people fuck other people besides their wife” insert last name that my brain can’t come up with

anyways. marbles

oh. no marbles

i’ve blacked out idk what happened during backwardz compatible

i mean i was awake but does that really mean anything at this point

SPPOKU PSOOKY SPPOKKKY SPOOOKY !!! FUCL YEAH 

cole is so good during this segment

oh so many 1337s right away 

the real scariest thing during the segment: being genuine

oH my god the scream being pitched up. i have fucking dogs outside of my house now

i don’t fuck w/ ghosts no thank you

“aba-jail” wow if u guys weren’t gonna get haunted before you will now

okay i’m about to pass out i have to take a nap

oH fucking I SLEPT until thirty minutes before the en d  fuck

conclusion: this community is incredible and raised an unimaginable amount of money for charity. the fact that rooster teeth does this every year is awesome, and honestly, it makes me feel hopeful in times when things aren’t so great. so yeah! for the kids & stuff 

[berylb337]

Ok I ain't do YouTubers or let's players or whatever but you gotta let me in on this, why are there all these jokes about Chris Redfield needing to obtain Leon Kennedys nutt, I must know its driving me crazy what is the history here

Like Resident Evil isn’t really a series that big on romance in the first place but with the remake of 2 out, people have noticed the chemistry between Leon and Claire (the fact that that they can both be badass in their own rights also helps). 

The idea I think is that Chris, of all people, would want to see them together the most & be the one to continue his badass family lineage. This is funnier when you consider his close-but-not-quite-romantic bond with Jill

[dwam]

Dark Mori gang with Lina Bembe and Billie Blossom, with my screen-printed, limited edition leggings

(picture by Chris Nutt)