#cj kkc

[duchesskatriel]

CLANK

Idk I made this like a night ago and just finished it aka rn when I'm supposed to sleep soooo

Also a wee test on how I'm gonna draw WWPH Jash

[incorrectkingkillerquotes]

I'm going to crush him, I'm gonna make him cry, and then I'm gonna tell his mama about it.

Devi, at some point

[cicinicole-14]

Hi for the ship thing and headcanons, please do jolex 🥰

Who is a night owl:

dont get me wrong, they both most definitely will stay up late together or both pass out before 9pm on a Friday night, but some days when the depression hits, its jsut different and Jo is definitely more of the night owl. Alex is more of a morning person and Jo would rather sleep like the dead. 

Who is a morning person:

as we’ve discovered, more so Alex esp when they have kiddos. Alex is the one to get up with them early and let Jo sleep, he makes breakfast with the kids’ help and keeps their room quiet for jo to get some extra sleep but will unleash their evil spawns when he deems she’s slept in long enough. 

Are they cuddlers:

some days, yes, mostly. jo definitely loves the affection from someone who genuinely loves and wants her back. but there are days where she literally is like “do not come near me with your (temperature) hot body Alexander Michael Karev, you are a heater and I am already too warm” 

Who is the big spoon and who is the little spoon:

Alex is def the big spoon. Jo likes cuddling into him because sh feels safe, he feels like home. but she def has big spooned him too it’s a 50/50 relationship we have equal roles people

What is their favourite sleeping position:

no lie, both spread out like starfish in their bed. 

Who steals all the blankets: 

Jo. Alex is a space heater and doesnt need blankets she freezes and likes being snuggled up and warm

What they wear to bed:

I mean some nights, nothing, but like jo def loves Alex’s old Iowa state shirts or his wrestling shirts from HS that smell like him. an old worn in t-shirt, anything with a pair of booty shorts or his boxers even. and Alex will just wear a t-shirt and boxers or flannels in the winter. 

Who likes seeing the other wearing their t-shirt:

Alex wholeheartedly loves when jo wears his shirts unless its his favorite flannel and she steals it “come on, jo. you know that’s my favorite one. I wear it all the time.” its exactly why she takes it. 

Who falls asleep mid-conversation:

jo, unintentionally. sometimes the insomnia hits and she won’t have slept for a couple days so when life catches back up to her she will fall asleep randomly. even more so while pregnant and right after their daughter is born. she just “night night Josephine” 

Who wakes up in the middle of the night with nightmares:

they both have their fair share of horrid nightmares. Alex’s deal a lot with his trauma of growing up. his mom pulling various knives on his siblings and dad attacking them. even nightmares of jo leaving him like Izzie did and he wakes up without her. 

jo’s are terrifying as well. she dreams that Paul’s death was just an illusion and that hes still out there and he’ll still come and get her. she wakes up drenched in a cold sweat and Alex holds her and they pull up his death certificate on the gsm database to prove it. she also has nightmares about being abandoned again. dreams of herself as a baby, dreams of her mother leaving her at that firestation. horrid nightmares. and Alex just holds her. she also has many nightmares about Alex abandoning her too just like her mother abandoned her but he’s never done that he’s always there when she wakes up and everything is okay again

Who accidentally punched the other in their sleep:

jo is an absolute horrible bed partner. she does NOT sleep still. she will move around so much during sleep its dangerous. yes, Alex did wake up with a bruise across his cheek one night from an elbow to the face...

Who can’t keep their hands to themself:

both of them. theyre notorious horndogs no autocorrect they are not corndogs please stop correcting me when you’re wrong 

and just because, im throwing in the parenting meme one too bc my heart melts

packs the lunches

Alex. he gets up with the kids in the mornings and also we do not trust jo to make their children food. she’d feed them boxed Mac n cheese and take out the entirety of their lives. and while they love that and Alex wouldn’t care if it was jsut them, their kids need real food. he packs them lunchables and uncrustables but at least its a little more of a variety. 

blows raspberries while cuddling

jo, more so. they both do, but jo LOVES a good chunky baby belly she can blow raspberries onto. and yes she leaves maroon lipstick marks on chubby cheeks and bellies. 

is the tickle monster

Alex. and she runs to mommy to save her from daddy! “oh, now you want mommy, huh? as soon as daddy is the tickle monster all you want is mommy? not when I wanted cuddles, or we picked you up from daycare or I dont know, I gave birth to you and wanted snuggles you cry and want daddy but now hes the tickle monster you want me?” and jo scoops her up and tries saving her but ultimately they lose and get attacked in their very large bed by the tickle monster. 

gives life lesson speeches

they both do just depending on the situations. 

when the girls start dating, jo sits them all down separately, and explains to them a bit of her past. letting them know that no man should ever lay hands on them. she teaches them how to defend themselves and Alex ofc shows them in example how women should be treated. Alex makes it clear that if a guy or girl ever should treat his daughters or his son in any other way than he treats jo, that he needs to know and gOD forbiD one of them lay a finger on one of his children there WILL be hell to pay. jo obviously consoles him in front of her children but tells him “u already have a record. if anyone lays hands on our children I will be putting them in the ground not you”

kisses the boo-boos

Alex he is a pushover and 100% makes sure all boo-boos are kissed and even when the kids are way too old for having their boo-boos kissed, he makes sure the bandaids that are no longer avengers or dinosaur or unicorn or princess themed, have been properly kissed. even through protests of “dad, im not five anymore I dont need my bandaids kissed” “how do you expect them to heal, then, CJ? you’re my most clumsy kid, and I have had to kiss all your boo-boos and never once have I not. thats why you’re still in once piece” 

breaks the bad news

jo makes Alex do it most times. she claims she’s the fun parent and tries to stay the fun parent by making Alex break bad news like “we cannot get another dog” she blames it on Alex but then brings home a puppy the following week. 

joins the PTA

listen. LISTEN. when Greyson started big kid school, in kindergarten, they placed her in private school to give her everything they didnt have growing up. jo was determined to make sure she gave her daughter everything made sure she felt loved and was spoiled it was terrible. so jo, of course, sent her to Seattle Elementary academy and was not paying attention when she signed some forms signing up to be in the PTA. she loathed it so much and “Alex im sorry I cant do this. I know we wanted to give Gracie everything we didnt have growing up but I cant take it I cant take the private school. the volunteer hours the strict dress code violations? she is FIVE. I also have to volunteer FORTY HOURS this year alone. no! I am a surgeon, a mother of two and im pregnant! I do not have time for this! all these PTA moms are stay at home moms who have nothing better to do than gossip about their neighbors and drink wine. and I swear to god if I have to hear about Jessica’s fucking essential oils pyramid scheme one more time I will shove those oils so far up her a––” “Jo! Look, Ali, mommy’s here!” Alex interrupts her just in time. he doesnt blame her. those private school moms are quiet the handful. every time, one of them has the nerve to hit on him. “and I swear, if one more of those moms hits on you in front of me, im going to backhand her with my engagement ring on. no hate to most of them, but theyre too much” they end up ending Gracie, and Ali and the rest of the kids to public school just like they had grown up in and did just fine. 

crashes sleepovers with embarrassing stories

oh one hundred and ten percent Alexander Michael Karev. he will find any moment to break out embarrassing stories and photos. hell, even when Zola, Bailey, ellis, Sofia, Harriet, scout, any of the bunch come over he’ll embarrass them too!  

gives the crazy nicknames

not really either of them (that ive figured out in the moment) (the kkc kids do not have crazy nicknames yet) (we jsut have Gracie for Greyson, Ali for Alice, and CJ for Cristina Jo. Alexis goes by Sissy because of Alexis and Alexa and Eli usually goes by bubba seeing as how that’s what the twins have called each other growing up with Izzie and that stuck) 

thank you so much for these! I loved loved loved doing them! even threw in some KKC universe things so if yall have questions about that feel free to ask I will share! tho there is yet to have a fic out about them yet… its been a bit difficult with writers block /: 

[jstefane]

03.06. Summer house. Single start. Cute patterns. I am a dispatcher. Girls, pictures, girls, pictures, игяя! CJ and the old hag. M. broke down. The train passed over us. Rust on the soles. Huevo? Zaebis! Very weak, getting old. (LSD skull)

20.06. Sa. and Si. Not entirely pure effect. Completely relaxed and absolutely don't give a fuck about anything. I want others to suffer. Employee of the month at KFC. Lights were completely cut off. In the morning you are a robot. (Xanax)

14.07. KKC. Stop. It's nice to be clean. Unexpected meetings. We keep stealing friends from V. Ch. overdosed)) Va. is a hero. Good morning, son! For the first time at the end I feel calmness. (Tesla Y)

21.07. Salaspils with Ch. Ladybugs. Wet the feet. Hobbits adventure. Checking the civilization. The kings of unfinished buildings. Zemes stunda. I wish I would go to the beach. The whole point of fishing. The decay of the vape. (LSD Skull)

10.08. First with M. We are from 70s! Silver spoon slut. You could become an astronaut! Running away from Latvian music. Christmas breakdown. Depression and the death of a phone. I don’t want to kiss you( Personal space! Feeling better and dances in the best style! Drunk dramas. (Crack)

27.09. Halloween with N. and Ar. We were late. For butter! I can feel the city breathing! Trip on the Tokyo train. Clouds are cotton candy. Jumanji. JUICY PARTY. Electricity is floating. Hi Dad! We are “Bermuda Triangle” family. Royal lions. Castle of my vampires. A kaleidoscope of faces. Cyclic bad trip. Halloween set. The Snow Queen and her diamond tears. Have forgotten how to speak. The animals see. The role of the mother. Jealousy and vodka. The best battle. It’s like it’s always have been like this. (LSD Illuminati)

01.12. Bicycle with Ar. Melting while watching anime. Blurry memory. Switching posts. The driver of the year for fucks sake! Together near the trash bin. Wonderberry. Calmdowns. Awakening and rebirth! But here we go again – badtrip with memory: “Clinic for the people suffering from Alzheimer”. MDMA poison. I only remember that I am forgetting. (Nintendo Gray)

19.01. Tallink with N. Melancholy ship, melancholy trip. Halogen. Walking on the ceiling. Rapunzel, come down! The family is waiting. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Two predators, competitive. Little talks outside the window. See u in the comics paper! Intergalactic club "COSMO". Remnants of the past. The homeland will keep everyone, even though we cannot endure it anymore. Thermodynamic cycle, nobody leaves, everybody returns home. The epicentre of the whirlpool. Flying ship. Catastrophe. The last disco. (LSD Illuminati)

[duchesskatriel]

Anyone ordered a Bite-sized Jash? Anyone??

Anw, I'm gonna go back to my ACNH island that I totally have not abandoned and is totally not filled with weeds because it's been over 6 months since my last time playing💚💚💚

[duchesskatriel]

Jashtober 9: Cruisin'

[duchesskatriel]

Consider the following:

When I mean Jashling: The Jash of anything in Chonny's discography like CCCC, any of the Power Hours, or his singles. I'll see what i can do with his meme songs. It might be a bit of a challenge, but it's still on the list. CCCC AUs are also gonna be counted in this as well.

[cicinicole-14]

The karev babies and injuries with jolex!!

so listen, I wanted so badly to write these while I was in the airport/flying but I was 100% in pain and not feeling well and right before we took off, @iamtrebleclefstories was the real MVP helping me with this as we bounced ideas off of each other about the kiddos injuries.but it took me forever because I have wanted to write this all day and couldnt until now. anyway, here! have these! 

here’s injuries for all the kkc kids for head canons! 

starting oldest to youngest, 

Gracie didn’t get hurt much at all. she was relatively unscathed. sure a few bruises, bumps and scratches here and there, but nothing super drastic, nothing a few kisses couldnt heal. 

ali had a twisted ankle or two from in ballet, landing a leap wrong but it was very rare. Alex still jokes she’s the milk man’s child because shes 100% the least like either of them. she’s so calm, very well rounded, quiet, and the least stubborn of their brood. 

Alexa is Alex incarnate. 100% mini evil spawn, through and through. She’s definitely gotten hurt while pulling pranks on her siblings, she’s the prankster of the bunch, and jo has definitely told her as she was older “that’s what you get for being a mini jerkface” though Alex however is kinda impressed at how elaborate the prank ended up being even though she sprained her wrist from the fall. and jo is just like “this. this is what i get for naming our daughter alexa she is just like you” she also has sustained quite a few injuries from wrestling. being the more energetic of the brood, her Eli and CJ were enrolled in gymnastics and then Eli got burned out as did she and Alex suggested wrestling for Eli to try and Alexa had a total meltdown that she was a girl and wasnt allowed and thats how she was enrolled in wrestlings where she gave her brother a concussion because Alex knew she’d be tough enough to play the “boy” sport

Eli has sustained a few concussions in his days. his first one which he got in wrestling by being punched too hard by alexa and he fell and hit his head too hard on the mat, jo absolutely freaked the fuck out. it was right after Izzie had passed and Eli had long since become her baby boy at that point, plus she was postpartum hormonal after having Micah. It was still a lot. and she flipped out watching her son fall onto the floor and also felt better about the whole thing knowing her daughter was the one who was the reason her son was suffering from the concussion it was a whirlwind of emotions. Eli is also one of the most accident prone out of the bunch. he likes to try and keep up with his sisters, trying to show off so they’ll include him in everything and hell end up getting hurt jumping off a bunk bed or something. he also plays football since he was little which resulted in a laundry list of injuries over the years from splinted shins to knocked out teeth to black eyes and broken fingers, burns and concussions. 

Alexis will get crazy and she will come home with scratches from falling off her bike or a bruise from roughhousing with her siblings too much. she also has a scar down her index finger from where she sliced it while cutting her own hair when she was little. thankfully at this point, the karev’s didnt even bring her into the hospital. Alex stitched her up at home, already having plenty of experience stitching his rambunctious children up with cuts from doing stupid shit. 

cj, cj is the child they worry about the most. she stuck with gymnastics thankfully, to run out all her energy and give her some guidance to her bounds of energy. but with all that energy and stubborn karev-ness comes the injuries of course. cj was the reason that Alex and jo had come to the decision that if they could stitch or fix their kids up themselves at home and they wouldn’t need a CT or anything related, that they wouldn’t bother bringing their kids into the hospital for something they can stitch up themselves. with that being said, CJ has gone to the ER multiple times. she got her entire arm stuck through a window of her sister’s barbie dream house and it was so bad that it ended up swelling up, leaving jo to flip out and bring her daughter (and dismantled barbie dream house wall in tow) into the GSM ER yelling for help. it became a whole thing and no one will ever let her live that story down of when she got her entire arm stuck in the barbie dream house window. she’s also dealt with later getting her fingers slammed in the bathroom door after jo specifically told her to stop and she was going to get hurt. thankfully there was no need to go to the ER that trip but jo did have to stitch her fingers back together after having a panic attack. cj also got her entire head stuck through the rungs of the banister on the stairs. and Alex had to cut part of the banister so ever since that happened, their banister has a giant gap in it… and of course, while trying to climb into her little brother’s crib, she got her for stuck in the gaps in his crib and when she freaked out and then fell, she ended up causing herself to have a hairline fracture in her foot due to the way she twisted and fell. that was another fun ER trip. the karev’s really have their work cut out for themselves especially with her. 

Micah so far as a chubby little top heavy baby due to his fat rolls and big karev head has only rolled off the couch a few times but he’s been brought up with six other siblings always running around him or hugging him a little too tight for a baby to be hugged, or a pat on the head a bit harder than necessary. he’s the last baby though, jo and Alex aren’t too worried. he’ll survive just fine. a few sractches from siblings nails, a smack in the face or foot in the head on accident when hes crawling around and either his brother or one of his sisters is running through the house full on tripping over him, y’know, baby of the family things. Alex and jo definitely make sure he’s completely fine but its not the first time and won’t be the last. 

[cicinicole-14]

Lol looking forward to getting to know this middle child and the entire KKC fam you’ve dreamed up ... it sounds like a good read (Alice)

me too! yes, CJ is a trip. i don’t know much abt these kids yet i just got some starbucks and i’m rewatching some s13-14 clips atm to see where baby 1 comes in.

do y’all wanna play a game? if i gave u their initials and some hints to guess the kids names would y’all wanna?