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[werehounded]

My fav (the only) good localish gay sex shop has a pop up (teehee) in the pride festival this year which I'm excited about cos their actual shop is usually inaccessible if you can't walk or climb curbs during the festivities due to the locations of dropped curbs and where fencing etc is placed

So maybe I will treat myself to a new harness or some jocks or something depending on what they have there :eyes:

[vortahoney]

Hey do you think that parents of antagonists get bereavement leave in Spyre? (Big thanks to @ratgrinders for beta reading!)

[the-shipping-forecasters]

Sheer Cardassian Rizz

"Garak was right about one thing, a guilty conscience is a small price to pay for Carassian erotica. So I will learn to live with it. I can live with it... Computer, delete my entire browser history. "

Benjamin Sisko (Probably)

This week, we return to take a look at what we've been reading in the Star Trek fandom.

Grace, having been freshly introduced to Star Trek has jumped right into the deep end of Garashir. Nick ever fond of the classics, has brought us some Spirk love, and gives us some Vulcan Rizz along the way. James got his wish from the last episode and found a fic about Gul Dukat and his Big ex-Wife, but also stops for a little bit of Boimler/Spock (Spoimler?), but not in a way where anyone has fun.

Fics and Timestamps*

Inked Upon Your Heart by Xenobotanist (15:35)

Were Classic Earth Novels Always This Horny? by Viali7 (29:45)

What were your parents' professions…because certain sections of your anatomy resemble fine baking. by lirulin

In Which Bradward Boimler Gives Spock Such a Terrible Blowjob He Needs to Sit Back and Think About it for a Little While by Clonezone 49:30

Cardassian Copyright Laws vs. the People also by Clonezone, 53:50 (Spoilers start at 1:12:00 and end at 1:20:15)

If that sounds your thing, have a listen here:

Or here

YouTube

And any other podcast place too!

[colourofthekites]

OK so turns out Clonezone doesn't do dispatch emails so I had no clue when my new jocks were turning up and they showed up today (in discreet blank packaging) and my mum point out the pack and was very confused about it

[lien-da]

Basic Sex Toy Safety, for Beginners

The Echidna's Friend has asked the other day, as they were buying their first ever sex toy; how do you know when a sex toy is safe? I had really appreciated being asked this, as safety is incredibly important, and being able to ask the big questions like this is incredibly important.

Materials

If the toy listing does not include what it is made of... Don't even bother. Any site which has any respect for your time will let you know what the material is.

Let us try it now - go to this page from CloneZone, and search for the material it is made from. There it is, under a click-through for 'More Information' - this toy is made of silicone.

This is the first thing which you want to look for.

Safe materials for insertables are Silicone, Glass, Stainless Steel, and Aluminium. If it is going inside of your body, do not stray from these materials. Eventually, with time and wisdom, you may stray to explore with other materials - but if you are new to buying sex toys, I would recommend even just sticking to Silicone. Do not use 'jelly' toys. 'Jelly' or 'Rubber Jelly' is a very strong-smelling softened plastic, which melts and degrades over time. It is nigh impossible to properly sanitize, and it is prone to giving infections and particularly unpleasant rashes. Jelly is usually a transparent plastic colour, though it can also be found in opaque toys. If anybody recommends you a jelly toy, look the other way. You do not want this inside of your body.

Kink With Safety, Start Small.

It can be really tempting to dip straight into the deep end; and with so many 'beginner' kink and fetish items on the market these days, it's easier than ever to step right off of that cliff, and... Directly into the hospital. Improper use of impact gear such as Whips, Floggers, and Paddles can give you internal and external damage in the hands of the inexperienced, and improper restraints such as Rope, Handcuffs, and Bondage Tape can give you permanent nerve damage, or even cut off circulation, leading to an unpleasant hospital trip, and a new life-long injury. Unsafe, Untrained, Unmoderated Kink Kills. Watch videos (yes, we do more than just porn!), look things up, ASK A KINKSTER! Kinksters love to explain these things. Don't be shy, We Don't Bite. The best knowledge you can pick up on how-to-kink, is directly from the people who do this every day. If we cannot answer, we can usually point you towards somebody who can. In the age of Social Media, it is easier than ever to directly ask a kinkster.

Any kink - restraints, spanking, e-stim - LEARN first. Do your homework.

Where to buy?

Ideally, you want to find a sex toy shop which has physical, brick & mortar locations, or a company with a long history; at least a decade of operation - these are typically more reliable. Sites which are always offering large discounts are disuaded - if they want to give you 30% off at the door, that's a red flag. If you wish to get into more kinky, you will learn reliable stores from your fellow kinksters, as you maneuver through the community. I cannot give you recommendations, as I am country-specific, but just looking at some speciality stores on our Recc List might help you to get a feel for what to look for - CloneZone Rouge WruffStuff AffordableLatex

Lube Matters!

All about Lube... You will want and need lube for anything being inserted, that is a must. But did you know that the type of lube matters, too? Silicone Lube Is Absorbed By Silicone Toys. Counterinuitive, right? Whilst it was once thought that it degraded them, it indeed only absorbs, to release later - however, this leaves a residue on your toys, which you're better off doing away with entirely. You should be washing your toys before and after every play session (and more than just a little rinse under the tap!) -- but it is rather unpleasant. Never use flavoured lubes for vaginal insertion. What's good for your mouth, isn't always what's good for your internals. The vagina has a finnickly PH balance, and flavoured lubes can not only offset this, but can give you a nasty infection. Oil-Based Lubes break down Latex. What is commonly made of latex? CONDOMS ARE COMMONLY MADE OF LATEX! Well, I'm a material fetishist, so just about every inch of my bed and body is covered in latex, too. For beginners, I suggest using a water-based lube. It pairs well with Silicone, Glass, and Metal toys, and it goes well with Condons, too. We use Lubido's Cruising 250ML Water-Based Intimate Lubricants, which you can buy in bulk lots, but any water-based intimate lubricant should work just fine.

Cleaning

Yes, cleaning! The last thing you want, is for your brand-new toy to make you or any partners very, very sick. It's also generally good for the longevity of your toy, too! Always clean before and after play. Even if it has been safely stored away in its' bag the whole time - CLEAN IT! When buying your new toy, you'll want to keep this in mind. Does your toy have seams or crevices? Is it overly textured? Is it waterproof? Ridges and seams will trap in bacteria, so you will have to clean these extra diligently. Look up online for advice on cleaning your specific toy - you can find many instructions, of anything from butt plugs to clit suckers. We will often times look it up beforehand, when trying out a new toy type.

At the end of the day... Everybody is a beginner at something! Yes, even experienced kinksters; especially experienced kinksters! We don't know it all. Most of us stick to our niches, and curiously peek over the fence at our community neighbours. Always ask questions! Stay learning, stay curious. I know that I am always learning new things, as much as I am always teaching others.

[dubcheq]

#LGBT #LGBTQ #gaypride #LGBTpride #LGBTQpride #transpride #LGBTtights #LGBTQrights #transrights #stonewall #trevorproject #terrencehigginstrust #artyteeslondon #leatherman #visage #theanvil #gaybear #clonezone #man2man https://www.instagram.com/p/CR9B2OxKDNx/?utm_medium=tumblr

[pierremortel]

SADBOY #130 - I hate clonedays- new comic every friday. Prints available in my shop (link in bio) #clones #attackoftheclones #giantclone #itsclonesallthewaydown #clonezone #sadboycomicstrip #comicstrip #comics #comix #indiecomics #darkhumor #webcomic #art #myart #artist #illustration #illustrator #drawing #cartoon #bd #frenchartist #frenchcomics #funnycomics #bandedessinee #bd https://www.instagram.com/p/B4Dg6IaqiIk/?igshid=1c7t28ftod2ru

[kenplume]

My favorite moment sketch from tonight’s Star Wars Explained #TheBadBatch #CloneZone livestream. Many thanks to Alex & Mollie for having me on! https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn3F001OIY0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[evilhorse]

Kill ‘em dead, Clonezone—with laughter!

(Nexus: Executioner’s Song #3)

[vortahoney]

for all you frostkettle freaks out there in the world wide web

[theclinicmarijuanacenter]

Looking to grow your own? Need some clones? We got ‘em! Available at all locations except Jewell.

[mischiefvariant]

we're the same= friendzoned.

clonezoned

[superbobbie]

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#gay #geek #instagay #instageek #singlet #gunsaflexin #gaygram #clonezone #pitsarefit #pride🌈 #instapride #manyhashtags #nastypig #kinks #lycra #getsome

[creedtheconquer]

Found a "What Vorta Are You" Uquiz by clonezone

Here's my results