#cmon man...
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remembered i have b&n gift cards and was like oh how wonderful, finally i can indulge my Desire for Purchase and get a fun treat with no guilt, but when i went to check out the website ATE THEM ALL!!!!! and is now lying and saying there are no gift cards in my account and if i type them in again says that it's already been used! but the order was NOT placed 😡😡😡 and it's also 1:45am so i cant even call and argue for the return of my $55 until tomorrow so i have to just Be Mad About It all night
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went to go change my fortnite name and someone's taken my discord and my tumblr name 😭
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I try not to be mean generally but the State of the silent hill subreddit is just...
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I cant stop sneezing and my nose wont stop running I hate this -_- think it might actually be the dust allergy + pollen allergy double combo
#I already dusted and vacuumed and changed all the bedding and vacuumd all my stuffed animals and showered and changed clothes#cmon man...#.txt
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the disappointment when a vaporwave artist you really like is into NFTs and AI...
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you'd think that there's a word for that. i clearly wouldn't think that, but someone might.
#cmon man...#every time i catch one of these i KNOW there have to be 5000 more instances of dumbassery that i simply do Not see#ben.txt#writing tag
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Not the #girlblogger #coquette #lana del rey crowd posting Lilya 4-Ever screencaps...
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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I’ve been in a “cybertruck owners only” group for a year now just to watch posers try to haul over towing capacity but it has yielded something more beautiful lately
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GIRL DO NOT FORWARD EMAILS YOU THINK ARE SPAM
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random fire nation diplomat #492 will never understand the complex and fucked up relationship between the water siblings like I do 🙄
#and they were forced to raise each other...#baked bean originals#avatar the last airbender#atla#katara#sokka#sorry hakoda i don't think you count#couldn't have you just left one dude back home instead of giving your 13 yr old kid a martyr complex#cmon man#i don't think he's a bad dad but that was not the best decision
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wet man wednesday
#cmon bones. feel the rain on your skin#wet man wednesday#star trek tos#star trek#leonard mccoy#leonard bones mccoy#doctor mccoy#bones mccoy#dr mccoy
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i thought naming myself this would be really funny. and it Is. every time i get into a match i think about gabriel playing Miku Rhythm Game
#art#ultrakill#gabriel#v1#comic#doodles#project sekai#can you believe this was the idea that got me out of like a month and a half long creative dry spell. can you believe it#look man i'll take it where i can get it ok#do u like his jesus phone#anyway i no longer rage at rhythm game. there is a little gabriel in my head that does it for me (way funnier)#this isnt even a game its a gacha pretending to be a game. your score isnt based on skill its based on how fancy your characters are lmao#its Nearly pay to win on account of you can get good characters if you play enough but like. cmon man. dhbdshjbf#and i think touchscreen based rhythm games are... a horrible idea. on top of that. buttons are better and more reliable#CONCEPTUALLY i hate this game. and yet i play it frequently. oops ! project diva was better but lord knows theyre never making another#i didnt mean to rant about dumb mobile games in these tags but here i am. i am not immune to rhythm games. even if they#are ''games'' and not real games. i hit funny buttons in time to music and it makes my brain go Hee Hoo#anyway put the phone down gabriel im here to kick your ass
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