#compilation videos are shared in the old Teen Titans group chat

[fadinggalaxysalad]

you know I am firmly on the Long Haired Danny wagon, i have my seat picked out and snacks for the ride.

Danny would have his hair up once they start cooking or using sewing machines (maybe they can make scrunchies one day and start a basket of those up for grabs, I just like Danny being the I Know A Guy for all the niche teen shit). Messy bun with one of those head wrap face mask things in galaxy prints to keep the wispy hairs out of his face. Which means poor Wally has a clear view of those pretty bright (glowy) eyes before he's meeting floor tile. Delicately pointed ears with piercings, maybe some cute little ghostie charms or gummy bears depending on the vibe of the day. Wally is finding more and more little details to notice every time they 'accidentally' run into each other. First time Danny's seen with his hair down, Flash almost lets a criminal loose because he was so distracted he let go. Poor man was not prepared for the scattered braids with cuffs and beads, more jewelry than he ever wears in school (long necklaces are a hazard after all) and pants that have to be too tight for the teachers dress code. Maybe he's got Captain Cold in hand (literally) and Leonard, who's a smart man, puts two and two together and Flash is getting a discussion on how he better not deliberately hurt his cousin. Danny can get the same talking to once the masks are off, Flash is his hero, he has to be at his best in order to make this worth while.

Okay okay I've seen a Lot of teacher Danny Aus but what if instead of chemistry or engineering...

It's Home Ec. Like this guy decided to get a degree in home economics due to literally the death trap of a house he grew up in where he ans his sister had to learn home economics things on their own so they could just survive.

But this is Danny so of course his classes are chaotic.

First day he brings out a microwave and a series of different food ingredients and shows his students just what you aren't supposed to microwave. And the first thing be shows is eggs.

By showing each different method that people have tried to cook eggs in a microwave with various levels of explosive results. Starting with a raw still shelled egg.

He did provide them noise canceling headphones and safety goggles just in case.

"Alright class, today you are going to learn what you can't cook in a microwave!"