#congratulations on being spayed bro sorry you are bald...

[garaks-padded-bra]

what would u do if u were a little cat and ur owners didn't feed u breakfast one morning and then they put u in a crate and sent u to a weird man who injected you with potion of unconsciousness, stole your uterus and shaved u bald? And all u had left were gay little boots? This is bowies reality. This is her life