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ender--slime · 2 months ago
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DIRK TAKES EVERYBODY FISHIN
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ask-the-cookiefish-timeline · 2 months ago
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hey dirk- what was the biggest fish you ever caught?
Technically speaking, the biggest fish I ever caught was some mutated piece of shit back in the old Earth’s ocean, under the apartment. But that’s a different story, and rather quite boring. It had a bunch of eyes and tasted bad, and lasted me a month. That’s pretty much all here is to say on that matter. So I’ll tell you about a different fish. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ARQUIUS: Uh oh JANE: What happened?? ARQUIUS: It seems as though I will not be fishing today DAVE: he broke it ARQUIUS: I broke it DIRK: Okay, that’s- DIRK: Yeah, that’s fine… ARQUIUS: I will watch ARQUIUS: I quite like just sitting here anyways and also I can make fun of you when you totally fumble a catch DIRK: Yeah, thanks. _____ DIRK: Dave, you wanna take over for me? DIRK: I’ll steer the boat for a bit and you can fish. DAVE: shit idk if i remember how to do this is the thing DAVE: i feel like i’m gonna break it or worse DAVE: drop it off the edge of the boat completely unceremoniously like that cyclops dude from percy jackson 2 DAVE: fish on the hook and everything DAVE: i’ll start having a realistic panic attack on screen DAVE: truly the worst you’ve ever seen anyone do it DIRK: You’ll be fine. Just try it, man. DIRK: You’ll like it better this time, I promise. DAVE: yeahhhhh okay _____ DIRK: How are you doing, Jane? JANE: Well, um! JANE: I’m not actually entirely sure what I’m doing either. JANE: I keep thinking I might have a bite, but then it goes away! JANE: How can you even tell? JANE: I feel like a big beast lying in wait for its prey, waiting for the right time… JANE: And I’m not so good at waiting! :B DIRK: That’s okay. This is how you learn. _____ DIRK: And you’ll know when you get a bite. Trust me. DIRK: The little fucker will yank the line so hard you’ll think he’s about to pull you in. JANE: Yipes! DIRK: And you’ll probably lose it. DIRK: That’s okay, too. DIRK: I didn’t catch a damn thing my first, uh… DIRK: Twelve times. JANE: Jee willikers, Dirk! JANE: I don’t know if I can wait THAT long. JANE: I’m getting pretty hungry, darn it! DIRK: Well, hey. That’s why you have the expert with you. DIRK: And if we REALLY don’t catch anything, we’ll get pizza on the way back. JANE: Oh, well. JANE: I’d be happy either way! Hoo hoo! DAVE: shit shit shit what is that DAVE: what the fuckkkk something big just latched onto my shit DIRK: Oh? DIRK: Oh SHIT. ARQUIUS: My goodness ARQUIUS: I think that’s what they call a fucking MONSTER DAVE: fuck what the fuck i have to catch this thing what do i do
DAVE: it’s gonna break my line DIRK: Yank the rod up. Hard. DIRK: There, okay. Now BRACE. DAVE: shit y’all gotta hold onto each other or somethin DAVE: it’s gonna pull me in like actually DAVE: fuck fuck fuck ARQUIUS: Don’t even worry about it ARQUIUS: (Everyone hold on tight) DAVE: shiiiiit FUCKKKK holy fuuuuUUUCK- DIRK and JANE and ARQUIUS: REEEEEEEL!
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ender--slime · 3 months ago
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DIRK FINDS THE EPILOGUES, the midpoint between Baking Bonanza and Dirk Fishing, and the final piece of Dirk Strider's Cookiefish Arc, is finally finished! The Cookiefish MSPFA is still undergoing some new renovations, but Dirk's page is now finished and ready for you to explore, with all three parts of his arc finally posted and available to watch and read and watch!
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Read the FULL 39 PAGE comic here!
If you're unfamiliar, watch Baking Bonanza, read this comic, and then watch Dirk Fishing on Dirk's arc page here!
Check out the Cookiefish MSPFA here, excuse the WIP pages!
I'm so happy I'm finally done with Dirk's arc!! This comic really kicked my ass, and I lowkey dropped it entirely for a few months while focusing on other things, but I had the motivation this week to get my shit together and get it DONE so! Here it is!!!! Please enjoy!
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ender--slime · 4 months ago
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i hated the original cookiefish cover idk it didnt feel right to me!! so i made a new one. currently in the process of overhauling the MSPFA to prep for rose and kanaya's route!!
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ender--slime · 2 months ago
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END OF MAY KOFI POSTS: DIRK STRIDER TAKES YOU FISHING COMMENTARY
hi hi gang! i'm five days late- i super apologize. as seen from the Lack of Posting i have been ABSURDLY busy this week, but im back to being a computer rotting freak now!!! This month's final Ko-Fi posts are really fun. We have our illustration from last month's poll, a new poll to determine the next one, and also..... drumroll please..... The writer and director commentary for Dirk Strider Takes You Fishing! Paragraphs and paragraphs of writing, directing, composing, and filming notes from Windy_c3, my partner and star of the show! As always, five dollars a month gets you the early month post PLUS all of these!
==> ILLUSTRATION: https://ko-fi.com/i/IJ3J21EPEAX
==> WIP POLL: https://ko-fi.com/polls/JUNE-ILLUSTRATION-WIP-POLL-S6S41FQ40O
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ender--slime · 2 months ago
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cookiefish wip for tha ask blog!! remember the ask blog? the one i made and then forgot about? oopsaysssss…..
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ender--slime · 4 months ago
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KANAYA: You Will Tell Me What This Book Is
KANAYA: Now
DIRK: That…
DIRK: Where did you get that?
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ender--slime · 5 months ago
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but the leaving is still the same
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ender--slime · 1 year ago
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HAIR FEELINGS
(cookiefish 🍪🐟 dirk and roxy ft. jane and tiny jake) full 8 page comic i made!!! for fun!! yay!!!
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ask-the-cookiefish-timeline · 9 months ago
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DIRK: Happy Halloween, everybody.
JANE: Yippee!
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ask-the-cookiefish-timeline · 10 months ago
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Yo. We made an ask blog. I mean we as in me and one of the guys who writes this timeline. Everyone else is on board with it, though, so feel free to throw any questions our way, even at those of us you might not know much about. We’d be happy to answer, and I’m sure you’d be happy to know more about us or maybe even put us in some capital S situations.
Ask away, peak Homestuck Tumblr fandom style.
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I feel like I should back up a bit.
What exactly is this timeline?
This is, what the other author at one point named, Cookiefish.
A post canon of our own. A happy one. Sometimes a mundane one. Sometimes a stressful one. But a happy one.
Who am I?
You already know who I am.
I’m this guy. And also this guy.
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I don’t write this timeline, unlike some other guy you might now. I’m just in it. I’m only writing this post because nobody else felt like it. Otherwise I live a pretty chill life. I’m lowkey just a chill guy.
Anyways.
Just about everyone who was “alive” at the end of Act 7 is present here in this timeline. Gamzee’s here. The sprites are here, including both Nannas. Jane’s Dad and the Mayor are here. Can’t forget the Mayor.
If you’d like to know more about our funny little exploits, start here:
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When you’re done with those, check out all the other shit we got going on here:
Are any of our answers canon to the actual Cookiefish timeline?
Who knows. Doesn’t matter, right?
We’re all here for fun. It’s all for fun.
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ender--slime · 10 months ago
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morpheus jacket + shadow hedgehog hair creates the perfect cookiefish dirk
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ender--slime · 11 months ago
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hello!!!
the cookiefish timeline, and all of its works, are now collected into one place!
more projects are in the works, and many characters haven’t been explored yet! as more writing, art, comics, and other projects are made, the mspfa will be updated to include them!
you might also notice that an old version of Out of Game is also on this account. i kept it up on purpose! does that hurt viewership of the new one? probably! it’s. kinda confusing! but Out of Game is my baby… and the old one is important to me! so it stays :p check it out if you wanna see like. REALLY OLD enderslime lore that i didn’t even retcon so it’s all actually still relevant HEHEH. and also the boys when they were on ALTERNIA instead of my own planet!
speaking of, because Out of Game is always and forever my priority project, Cookiefish stuff will update. wwwwwhhhen we make stuff! i won’t promise consistency, but i can promise that all of those question marks WILL get filled out eventually!
ty for reading and ENJOY EXPLORING THE COOKIEFISH TIMELINE!
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ender--slime · 10 months ago
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ive been slowly working on a cookiefish dirk comic and its currently 15 pages. it will probably end up being ~25 total pages....so itll be out when its out1!! but heres a guy in the meantime!
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ask-the-cookiefish-timeline · 10 months ago
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what does a cookiefish taste like?
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JANE: This is a great first question! DIRK: This is a disgusting first question. What does this even mean?
JANE: I believe she is asking what cookies and fish would taste like together! JANE: Since it’s one timeline, after all. Dirk: Probably, uh, I don’t know, really fuckin gross. JANE: Well, let’s try it!
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DIRK: … JANE: Come on, you big dummy, you promised you’d have fun with the questions! DIRK: Fine. DIRK: This shits gonna be nasty, though.
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ender--slime · 10 months ago
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pages 10 and 11 from my "dirk finds the epilogues" cookiefish comic, the prequel to Dirk Strider Takes You Fishing! this comic is . so long. but im working on it slowly!! and it will be out when its out :D
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