#cosmiccdancer

[stabbyfoxandrew]

vibrating about age gap kamdrew with neil!!!!

HI!!! Here's the set up post! I actually came up with this idea the day I reblogged that ask game. So it's VERY new to me. So I just wrote this little scene which comes after Neil interviews with Kandrew for the job. :3

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"I am appalled," Kevin says no sooner than Andrew shuts the door behind their newest candidate. Andrew turns on his heel to find Kevin with his arms crossed and his expression screwed up.

"Appalled, huh?"

"You thought that... That boy was eligible to work for us?" Kevin sputters, throwing his hands in the air. "He has no credentials, no references, nothing! I would be surprised if he knew how to operate a vacuum cleaner."

"Tell me this, Kevin. Do you know how to work our vacuum cleaner?" Andrew drawls, delighting when Kevin's lips go pouty and his face flushes.

"I don't need to know! I'm not the one applying to be a maid." The phrase puts an idea in Andrew's head and he allows himself to imagine it for half a second before Kevin nudges him. "What are you thinking about?"

"Do you think we could get him into one of those dresses with the frills and the apron?" Andrew asks in a deadpan. Kevin's eyes widen.

"Andrew—"

Andrew shrugs. "I thought he was charming."

"Charming, my ass!"

Andrew walks around him, patting Kevin's ass as he goes. "Oh, he's not as charming as that. But he's interesting. Don't you think so?"

"Sure. Very interesting." Kevin says as he follows Andrew into the kitchen. "But you mean he had nice arms."

"Perhaps." Andrew admits. "But you have no legs to stand on, Day. I caught you looking at his thighs."

Kevin sputters, affronted. "He had a stain on his jeans, Andrew."

"Oh really? I didn't notice." Andrew lies. He walks Kevin backwards to pin him against the kitchen counter, always amazed at how easy Kevin yields to him. He sticks his hand in Kevin's face and counts on his fingers. "He was polite. He didn't ask about my scars. He didn't salivate over you. Plus, Sunny liked him."

Kevin tilts his head back, knocking it against the cupboard door. "God, you're right. He's the first person she hasn't run away from, isn't he?"

"Mhm." Andrew skates his hands up Kevin's sides. "Do we take a chance on him or keep looking?"

"I don't know..."

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By the time Andrew's done with Kevin, they have a decision. Andrew calls Neil that night to let him know he's got the job.