#countduckula15thkin

[fictionkinfessions]

Hey, great-great-great-to infinity and beyond grandson, Count Duckula the 17th! I just wanted to let you know you were never a disappointment in my eyes. Maybe it helps that as the 2nd Count I was a lot more like you, minus the vegetarianism (unfortunately I did not get ketchup-ed during that reincarnation). I dunno.

But either way, you were never a disappointment. You were just you. And I'm proud of you for being you, and no one else. I hope you know that.

And Igor, if you see this, and you know a Duckula the 17th in this life, you better fucking treat him right or I'll be having sharp words with you!

I love you, Igor, but for the love of Lucifer, don't be a dick. /affectionate

- Count Duckula 2nd & 15th (Count Duckula) #🎙️🦇🍷🗡️

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