#couples are never perfect and that’s what MAKES THEM INTERESTING OHHHH MY GOD

[cloverstellar]

percabeth crit drives me insane. “she demeans him with jokes” have you never teased someone before??? “she judo flipped him!!” it’s very common for demigods to be physically rough with each other. THEY TRAIN FOR BATTLE WITH DEADLY INTENT ON THE REGULAR AND FIGHT ACTUAL GODS. I think Percy could handle a flip or two. “she punches him on the arm,” again, demigod culture is different. not saying she SHOULD be punching him but calling her abusive is an insane reach. “she’s traumatized but still needs to learn and grow from these mistakes,” you JUST acknowledged that she’s traumatized. what are you even trying to argue rn? That Percy can’t handle roughhousing from his girlfriend?? that she’s too strong for the actual son of Poseidon??? Why are you both unfairly criticizing a traumatized teen girl while babying Percy? “she’s emotionally unavailable,” have you never heard of a character flaw? Have you ever stepped outside? Do you know that couples aren’t perfect? Do you know what it’s like to roughhouse with a friend??? have you SEEN the sun? Genuine question

[ryuichirou]

Replies

A couple of asks related to our twst x danganronpa post from yesterday, and a couple of random ones.

Anonymous asked:

I’ve been fooling around with Danganronpa in Twisted Wonderland and seeing what houses they’d be put into. I got Miu Iruma in Ingnihyde (She pulls her top down lower so her assets are on full display), Nagito Komaeda in Scarabia (He drives everyone nuts), Sakura Ogami in Savannaclaw (Kind of like the den mother to everyone), Korekiyo Shinguji in Diasomnia (Creeps people out.)

(aggressively googling the names because it’s been quite a while and I barely remember anyone other than Komaeda, Hinata or Junko) OHHHH MIU WE LOVE THAT BITCH- She would be perfect for Ignihyde, but the Igni-boys wouldn’t survive her. Only the Shrouds would survive because Idia never leaves his room and Ortho would miraculously (but not really surprisingly) get along with her lol

I would watch Nagito Komaeda in Scarabia just to see the anguish in Jamil’s eyes when he’s around, Sakura in Savannaclaw is a given and I agree!

Can’t say much about Kirekiyo, but wherever he’d be, he’ll definitely creep people out…

Anonymous asked:

Kiyotaka Ishimaru is in Heartslabyul, that’s kind of a given. I also put both Gundham Tanaka and Sonia Nevermind in Diasomnia.

Kiyotaka Ishimaru is on his way to make Heartslabyul even more annoying oh my god, it’s perfect.

Also agreed about Diasomnia, especially about Sonia. Sonia Diasomnia!!!! Diasonia!! She would fit so perfectly, and the uniform would look really good on her. Soda would be so confused about her being picked for this freaky dorm…

Anonymous asked:

I just read your post about danganronpa AU, and the way you described Azul's section low-key reminded me about byakuya togami. Basically, Azul is the byakuya in the danganronpa AU :'D And funnily enough, Epel's character would fit perfectly with Chihiro's! The only difference is that Epel is not crossdressing but people keep mistaking him as a girl. But both of them want to be and seen as strong! Coincidence? :P

Imagine all the juicy Angst potential! What if both Jade/Floyd somehow managed to die and Azul's having a mental breakdown because of this. Both of his "business partners" ahem "friends" since childhood died and now he's all alone once more. Even better what if Azul's about to be executed and the Tweels try to rescue him or prevent him from dying only for them to get injured/die during the process from none other than Azul himself and then he realises what he did and Boom mental breakdown. Basically how Ursula accidentally killed her eels Flotsam and Jetsam with the trident.

Also, imagine instead of a robotic bear Monokuma, it's actually a robotic cat, Grim. Basically, Grim is the Monokuma in this AU.

Oh god MonoGrim 😭 The worst! The worst tanuki!! (I love it)

It’s interesting that you connect Azul and Byakuya, it honestly didn’t even occur to me. I guess it’s because Byakuya kept his shit together rather well, and Azul would definitely be going through some stuff and get his maniacal giggle moments regularly. But there are similarities in a way that both are smart and would be helpful when willing to help. I don’t remember much about Byakuya, to be honest.

Epel and Chihiro really do share some similarities, huh! These two would definitely have something to talk about lol Chihiro is like “what if Epel, but Ignihyde”.

Angts, drama and trauma are the best part of danganronpa, and the potential is honestly impressive lol If something happened to the Tweels, it would affect Azul, especially if he is the one who caused it, although it’s difficult for me to picture the circumstances (I know you said about the execution and stuff)… But I really do like the reference to the Ursula’s eels’ tragic fate.

Anonymous asked:

Hi, first of all I want to preface this by thanking you for all the effort you put into this blog. I've only been here for a couple of months but it's always a pleasure to send asks here, because they never fail to be received with enthusiasm, whether I'm sharing headcanons or asking questions about your AUs. It's amazing to see how dedicated you are, not only with your art, but also engaging so consistently with all of us. What I'm trying to say is that I'm glad I could find such passionate and welcoming people, and that you don't have to feel sorry about skipping some asks. The fact that you spend time reading them all is impressive on its own.

Also, may I have a moment to gush over the post you made about the top/bottom debate? Because, my god yes! I've been thinking about Jamil's "femininity" for a long time! He isn't portrayed as cute (like Epel) or girly (like Lilia), nor does he consciously present himself in any way as androginous (like Vil may do). On the contrary, he is pretty much a regular guy in both appearance and attitude. And yet there is some kind of allure to him that can be both masculine and feminine at any given moment. Unbelievable how down bad I am for this guy, considering how hard I fought against liking him when I got into twst. These are a lot of words just to say that Jamil is very gender, and that I think he is the word エロい personified.

Anon!! It means a lot to hear that, thank you so much for your words of support and for your asks. I am so happy you’re having fun reading these replies and send more questions. It truly means a lot, and the fact that you understand my circumstances means even more. Thank you for understanding.

It still amazes me that people have read that post, it ended up being so stupidly self-indulgent LOL I’m happy you liked it!

YESSS you get it! Jamil really is just a regular guy, but the allure he has is just very natural, it’s like he isn’t even aware of for the most part (but he’s still very comfortable in his own skin and controls his body movements very easily, if that makes sense). I guess there is something snake-like in this nature of his, and honestly it’s very charming. エロい is quite a nice way to describe him….

Anonymous asked:

I wonder how Ortho feel about Ruggie being with Idia. Also, I can tell that Idia wouldn't want Ruggie to be in Styx not because for obvious reason but will likely try to steal any rare items.

I don’t know if there is any character that Ortho would disapprove of as a partner for Idia, he’s a very supportive little bean! You know, aside of his possible moments of jealousy. Unless Ruggie and Ortho have a beef that I am unaware about… but in general, I think Ortho would find Ruggie interesting and want to learn more about him.

Oh come on, Ruggie isn’t the one to bite a feeding hand! If given an opportunity to receive juicy salary on a regular basis instead of stealing expensive rare stuff and definitely getting caught because there are cameras everywhere in Styx, Ruggie would definitely pick the first option. But I guess Idia doesn’t necessarily trust Ruggie this much lol

Anonymous asked:

Fem Lilia seems like the type to sneak up on someone and then grab their boobs from behind. She would do this as a way to mess with people and she has probably done it on half of the fem cast of NRC

What do you mean “half”…

She’s such a… prankstress. This type of stuff fits her surprisingly well. Calm down, grandma 😭

[frillyshonenjump]

Manga Review: Undead Unluck

okay…this series was one of the series that prompted me to make this blog because i wanted to talk about how… interesting it is—namely, how it starts vs how it’s going because holy shit, does it feel so much more different than the first handful of chapters.

(spoiler-free review!)

initially when this series was newer in WSJ years back i gave it a shot and read the first four chapters and was put off pretty hard by its start—i didn’t like how immediately the assumed main heroine, Fuuko, was basically getting harassed by this man, Andy, who was exploiting her bad luck to die by copping a feel. yet i had no idea that such a weird start with perverted humor left the back of my mind entirely as the story progressed. the ecchi jokes have nearly all but left the forefront for plot progression.

and the plot is INSANELY COOL. the power system is such a mindbendingly awesome concept, surpassing the core idea of “breaking the rules” of the world. at first it felt like the story was being made up on the fly, but now in what feels like late stage story everything ties together and there are little touches and info that make you wonder, “holy crap, this author really thought this through more than i expected.” it isn’t perfect, but as i read it’s doing pretty damn well at least.

chapters read: 137 (ongoing)

first impression rating: 2/5

continuation rating: 4/5

things i liked:

the power system, hands down. i absolutely love powers that can completely turn a situation on its head, and it's really crazy how each character occasionally use their abilities in a fresh new way.

the panel work is probably one of the best and most sleek i've seen in recent memory. no scene has really felt cramped in terms of artwork and the full page spreads are sexy to look at, especially in the later parts.

the action sequences OHHHH MY GOD. I SWEAR TO GOD I NEVER GOT TIRED OF SEEING SOME OF THESE MOVES ESPECIALLY ANDY'S. with how its getting an anime next year im hyped to see how a couple of the fights will look in an animated form!

some of the themes of many of the characters are actually pretty profound, and the found family trope is all over this one too, as they navigate abilities that have caused them despair and finding new life in people they've formed bonds with.

things i disliked:

the first few chapters obviously. i think that first impression really will put off a lot of people at first with the grope-y jokes and starting plot that felt like it was being made up on the fly. and it kinda bums how i will have to tell people "if you can make it past the first few chapters it gets REALLY good!" i almost wonder if it was an intentional move on the author's part to do that given how ecchi—unfortunately—can get more eyes on a series.

the pacing in the 2nd to latest arc felt a bit off at times to me, especially during a point where a specific major character was suddenly introduced to cause a near-major character death and introduce the very arc without explaining where they came from or why they exist/their backstory in the first place...however, im hoping they do get explained later, as most of the characters shrouded in mystery for dozens of chapters get explained more.

overall, im all in for this series right now, and i highly recommend it if you're into more wacky and more unconventional-seeming series! this one feels quite different compared to many that i've read and its worth trucking.

[jupitermelichios]

Jupiter’s Top 10 Fic Series of the Decade

In no particular order (and belonging to no particular fandom)

Honourable Mentions: Of Hunters & Hellblazers by KittyAug - Self Help by maskedfangirl - Bad Jokes by hahaharley - Doubtful Sanity by DustToDust - Wilton’s Bakery ‘Verse by machine_dove & sproings -  Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc by etothepii - New Favourite F Word by Polaris - little beasts by noctiphany & likewinning

drawn into something by Nonymos (Venom, Eddie/Venom, Dan/Anne, Eddie/Venom/Dan/Anne)

“Eddie, you… and him.”

“Yeah.” Eddie stares at the floor. “And… and look, Annie, I know it’s weird, but I can explain, I…”

His voice breaks, he’s damn near tearing up, panic rising again—and he jumps when Anne cups his face.

“Hey, it’s—it’s all right, Eddie.” She’s making a valiant effort to smile. “Don’t get so worked up. I’m not gonna run screaming.”

“No?” He laughs and sniffs. “Damn. Starting to wonder what it’s gonna take, at this point.”

This is not Nonymos’s only entry on this list. In fact they may just be my favourite fanfic author of all time. Drawn into something is everything everything I want from a Venom sequel, emotional, kinky, romantic, and poly.

OTP: Fight Club by MorganOfTheFey (Detroit: Become Human, RK900/Gavin)

"One hundred. Ten X," Nines says, voice flat enough it almost doesn't sound like bragging. "I would have been decommissioned otherwise."

"Ohhhh. Aw, that's sad. Just," She tries to snap her fingers and gets distracted for a moment when she can't. "Jus'like that?"

"Yeah RK, that's so sad," Gavin echoes. "Can you play yourself despacito?"

His own phone blares the song barely a second later. Gavin drops a few f-bombs fumbling to get it out of his jacket pocket and turn it off. Then as soon as he puts it back in his pocket, it starts up again.

"Thank you for the suggestion, detective," RK900 says. "This is making me feel better."

The fourth part of this is still coming out, and it’s the highlight of my week when the new chapter drops.

Dreams of the Waking Man by Lex_Munroe (Marvel Comics, Wade/Cable, Daken/Bullseye, Wade & Hope)

All at once, it hurts.  It hurts worse than the day Nate died (because Wade couldn’t accept it back then, insisted that Nate had managed to timeslide out, that the busted old telemetry circuit would only let him go forward and he was just lost for a little while).

He sits in the middle of the floor, ducks his head, cries.

She was smarter than he was—than he is.  She’d known all along.  Brave girl.

Timesliding doesn’t work right on Wade, never has, and their cobbled-together sliding module barely had power to take one stringy teenager for one jump.

She’d known she was leaving her parents, that she certainly wouldn’t see one of them again and quite possibly wouldn’t see the other.

Wade allows himself a moment more for grief and shame and humility.  Then he clears his throat and wipes his eyes and gets back to work.

This may be the cleverest fic I’ve ever read. Crossovers, theoretical physics, and the best love story Marvel never wrote.

The Mountains Are The Same by bonehandledknife & Primarybufferpanel (Mad Max: Fury Road, Furiosa/Max, Furiosa/Ace, Everyone & Healthy Coping Mechanisms)

“'Real isn’t how you are made’” Gilly said with the air of a quote, of a Remembering, “'It’s a thing that happens to you.’”

Rotor closed his eyes in a long blink, “A thing that hurts, innit it right?”

“Sometimes,” Gilly agreed, squeezing his hand, “That’s life though, when you are Real. We all become it bit by bit. But it doesn’t happen if you’re not strong, if you’re not soft, if you’re not sturdy.”

“ But how can y'be all of those at once ?” he wheezed out. It’s getting hard to catch his breath.

“You are all that right now, aren’t you?” Gilly asked him with piercing eyes, “No one else of all these Boys has had the strength to ask for me. And I will Witness you as I have kept all those of my sisters who’ve fallen these past days.”

This series is not always easy, it doesn’t shy away from the hard or the dark or the painful, but it is always worth reading.

The Unspoken Truth by Nonymos (MCU, Clint/Loki)

Barton glared at him like he was trying to decide whether he was being mocked or not, but the next second, his shoulders slumped. Loki was familiar with the feeling – that dreadful feeling of discovering something repulsive in one's own nature.

And then, he waited. He waited for Barton to think and connect the dots, to realize that an obvious solution was standing just before him, to remember how he had felt when waking up tied down, or being forced to drink down the water. The demi-god just stood there, hoping – almost praying for the first time in his life – that his enemy would look up at him with something else than hatred in his eyes.

No one writes kink quite like Nonymos writes kink, and this series is the perfect encapsulation of that.

The Stone Gryphon by rthstewart (Narnia, primarily Gen)

"Tools!" Richard was so shocked he was near speechless. He sat down heavily on the bench and began writing frantically in that strange code. "You are saying that you have observed ordinary crows use tools? Peter, that is… remarkable."

"Well, I've seen Beavers use fishing tackle and sewing machines, so it didn't seem that unusual at the time."

I’m not going to lie, this may not be to everyone’s taste. But, amateur theologian, lover of weird animal facts, and history nerd that I am, there are very few fics more exactly tailored to my interests.

Republic of Heaven Community Radio by ErinPtah (WtNV x His Dark Materials, Cecil/Carlos)

The greeting catches both her and Carlos off-guard. It's not wrong to talk directly to another person's daemon, but it's still a little weird. "Likewise," she stammers.

They're both waiting for the obvious next step, which is for Cecil to introduce his daemon. The fact that Carlos hasn't spotted her yet is understandable — a big community gathering in a small space, you get plenty of daemons breaking away from their humans to socialize directly with each other. Any of the dozen animal shapes currently within ten feet of them could be Cecil's. If his daemon has an unusually high range, there are even more possibilities.

What Cecil says instead is, "If you ever have any important experimental-theology news that you need to share with the town, call me any time! Everyone listens to my show." There's a touch of what Carlos hopes is nothing more sinister than smugness when he adds, "Everyone."

He steps out of the way to let someone else interrogate Carlos, and vanishes into the crowd. Carlos doesn't get a chance to see what daemon he leaves with.

This may be the most carefully thought out crossover I’ve ever read, and I’m a little in awe of ErinPtah’s skills.

The Soul in the Machine by missdreawrites & Troodon (Dishonoured, Corvo/Outsider)

“... Outsider?” Corvo asked, sitting down on the filthy floor. “In the published list of the people who died of the Plague… how many were registered Augments?”

<There have been a total of 231 dead in the past year. Of that group, 100% were Augmented individuals. This number has increased exponentially under Hiram Burrows’ “The Boldest Moves Are The Safest” law, allowing the execution of any individual infected by the Plague.>

“Son of a bitch, ” Corvo swore with feeling. “This is… look at this waste. We aren't even people to them, are we?” He looked down at the body next to him. “And I killed the one person who could help. I did this. I doomed an entire people to plague, and murder and…”

The cyberpunk Dishonoured AU I desperately wish I’d thought of, because it works so very well.

In Which Tony Stark Builds Himself Some Friends (But His Family Was Assigned by Nick Fury) by scifigrl47 (MCU, Steve/Tony)

“Do you know what the difference between a villain and a super villain is, Stark?” Coulson said, leaning his palms on the tabletop, looming over everything like a very snappily dressed gargoyle.

“Style?” Tony asked, pointing both index fingers in Coulson's direction like the gunslinger that he was. He added a wide grin to the gesture, but Coulson didn't seem to notice.

“A villain has a giant mass of robotic vacuum cleaners that he can sic on his enemies. A super villain gives them the ability to fly.”

“In my defense, I do not actually remember installing repulsor technology in the Roombas,” Tony said, choosing his words carefully. It had been a working theory, sure, but he still wasn't quite sure when he implemented it. Maybe sometime on Tuesday night... That one was a blur. “It was a very long couple of days. So I was as surprised by that as everyone else.”

This doesn’t really count as a rec, since everyone in the fandom has read it already, but it really wouldn’t be fair to draw up a ‘best of the 2010s’ list and not include this.

A Great and Gruesome Height by mokuyoubi (Hannibal, Will/Hannibal)

Bedelia lashes out but Will is quicker. He grabs her wrist, pressing hard between the delicate bones with his thumb, until she makes a soft noise of distress and drops the fork.

Hannibal purses his lips and leans in close to her ear. “Now that is disappointing,” he whispers, and Bedelia has the good sense to be afraid with that mouth so near her skin. He inhales her scent deeply and straightens. “I thought you and I were beyond such petty jabs.”

“Were it not for the fact that you required medical attention, I have no doubt I would have met a similarly crass ending at the hands of your pet,” she says, lip curling in disgust.

Hannibal smiles serenely and says, “Will is a creature entirely of his own making. It is not to me to guide his hand. Merely to share in the sublime perfection of his vision, when he allows it.”

There are many dark!Will stories out there, and most of them are a lot of fun, but few are quite at believable as this one.

[makeste]

BnHA Chapter 149: Villain Island

Previously on BnHA: Twice confronted Nighteye with a clone of Rappa. Nighteye proceeded to beat his ass using rubber seal stamps, incidentally revealing his surprisingly cut washboard abs. Night then blasted away part of Twice’s mask, forcing Twice to retreat in a panic. His personality disorder started to get the better of him, but then Toga showed up and tied a bandana around the missing part of his mask, and it calmed him down and was also the sweetest fucking thing I’ve ever seen. Twice briefly flashbacked to the League of Villains meeting when Tomura announced that Togawice would be lent out to the Eight Precepts. Twice was against this because it turns out he feels responsible for introducing Overhaul to the League and getting Magne killed (and Compress maimed, but no one cares about him). Toga wasn’t keen on it either, but Tomura somehow won them both over by smiling and making it seem like he had a plan in the works. Whether he actually does is anyone’s guess, but damned if it wasn’t convincing. Anyway, so now Toga and Twice are fed up with the Precepts’ general incompetence, though, and are ready to turn on them. And I’ve never been so excited for a plot twist in my whole damn life.

Today on BnHA: Flashback!Overhaul meets Togawice for the first time and asks them about their quirks. The Precepts then ask if Tomura plans on betraying them, and Twice and Toga are all, “[shifty eyed glance] nope, nothing to see here. no impending betrayals on our end, no sirree.” This apparently is good enough for Overhaul, who asks them to sit tight and wait for further orders. Back in the present, Irinaka makes one last-ditch effort to crush the remaining heroes in his accursed hallway. However, Toga gets him to reveal his true body, and Deku and Aizawa immediately attack. With Aizawa having finally neutralized his quirk, Irinaka is detained. We then cut to Mirio, with time rewinding back to show what happened immediately after he went forward on his own and caught up with Overhaul.

But the real star of this chapter is the omake at the end. Kurogiri takes it upon himself to improve solidarity among the League by taking them all on a mandatory outing to an uninhabited island to engage in a survival trial. Tomura spends the entire time lounging on a couch, Dabi unleashes his inner Bear Grylls, Toga steals a bikini, and tbh I kind of wish we could get an entire manga series of just this. But we’ll just have to settle for these four pages, I guess.

(As always, all comments not marked with an ETA are my unspoiled reactions from my first readthrough of this chapter. I’ve read up through chapter 178, now. If I’d known yesterday’s Superbowl would end up somehow being more boring than this entire arc, I would have never bothered taking the day off. But, well, hindsight.)  

no, I don’t mind at all

by the way what exactly is going on here with Twice and these handcuff-looking things that I’m not actually sure are handcuffs. because that cord looks more like an earjack cord. but why is it coming from the bracelet like that. I basically have so many questions about this image, and am now also more closely examining exactly why Twice chose a skintight bodysuit as his villain costume

(ETA: I have no excuse. he’s fought with them before and everything; I just never noticed.)

more villain flashbacks!!

but this time it’s T&T introducing themselves to the Eights

“I’m never gonna forgive you, so it’s a pleasure to be working with you” ahaha. classic Twice. this is the kind of iconic bullshit that I’m reading this manga for

Overhaul’s apologizing for killing Magne and says he didn’t want to

but if you really felt that way you could have easily put her back together again, you sociopath

oh my god look at this though??!

holy shit. so she really is another canon trans character, and it’s treated seriously too. I mean, obviously it’s not perfect, and it also sucks that she got killed off, but I’m so used to LGBT manga characters being treated as comedic relief at best, so this frank statement of “hey you misgendered my friend, get it right” and it being totally serious is actually really refreshing

also what is Viz going to do when they get to this chapter. most likely change it up entirely I’ll bet. fucking Viz

anyway, so Twice is all “so now what” and Overhaul says he and Toga just have to follow his orders

he’s also asking for the details of their quirks

but Toga is all “we’ll tell you if and when it’s needed because fuck you”, and have I mentioned I love her???

but holy shit though

bud. are you like, okay. jesus christ

so Twice has decided he hates this and he’s not going to say anything

so naturally the very next thing he does is explain his quirk in great detail!!

holy shit this is an unexpected info dump

once again Horikoshi is all “I see your questions and I will answer them in due time.” so it was a tape measure!! has he had these this whole time?

just went back and checked. yes he has. unbelievable

still waiting on an explanation for that skintight bodysuit though

some of this goes against what we previously knew about his quirk, though. this is the first time a two-thing limit has been brought up, and that seems to go against the whole Calvin and Hobbes “I made a bunch of clones of myself” thing that we know he did way back when (and which he’s also referencing here, as I assume it’s the reason he no longer makes copies of himself). maybe the limit only applies to things/people that aren’t him?

this reminds me a lot of Momo’s quirk in that he needs to know a lot about the object before duplicating it. which means he’s definitely a lot more intelligent than he sometimes comes off as

I mentioned a couple chapters ago that Toga is extremely intelligent as well, and now I’m wondering if Tomura realizes just how lucky he is to have all these smart crazy people on his side. we’ve seen the quality of Overhaul’s own followers, by contrast, and the League most definitely has them beat

anyway! so Toga’s staring at Twice in annoyance for going off like that right after she made a big deal of not telling Overhaul anything

she says he made her look stupid

OMG YESSSS so now she’s going into the details of her own quirk after all omggggg

look at the damn hoops Horikoshi’s making himself jump through all because he made the decision not to do any villain bios. well it’s your own damn fault

I’m starting to understand why Deku keeps all these notebooks

the bit about the transformation time being proportionate to the amount of blood she consumes is extremely interesting and relevant, and now it makes sense why she had that weird gizmo to suck as much blood as possible

I would estimate she got maybe a cup of Ochako’s blood, so we can assume she can transform into her for up to 1 day if needed. but as for Deku, we saw in chapter 114 that she only managed to get like a couple drops worth

one drop is about .05 ml, which is about .0002 cups. so she can transform into Deku for .04% of one day unless I fucked that math up (which is highly possible)

what is that, like a couple seconds?? because if so, holy shit but I’ve been vastly overestimating her ability to wreak mindbendy havoc on our heroes

also does she have to drink the blood right before the transformation for best results? if she drinks someone’s blood but then doesn’t transform into that person right away, does she eventually lose the ability even if she doesn’t transform into them? or can she store that “energy” and use it whenever she likes?

basically this is awesome to be getting so much information here, but now if anything I’ve just got more questions

(ETA: for real. either I really did calculate that wrong, or she got more of Deku’s blood than I thought, or Horikoshi is the one that fucked up the math lol. oh well, it’s easy enough to just shrug and go along with it)

anyway! I almost forgot there was still a chapter going on

so now Overhaul’s henchman is casually asking if Tomura is planning to betray them. well duh

very convincing. well done

anyway, Overhaul seems satisfied for the time being, but he’s telling them they’ll have to stay in the underground HQ until they receive their orders from him. so basically house arrest

and now he’s leaving and Mimic is having a total power trip

seriously dude, simmer down

he’s babbling on about the yakuza getting revenge and “taking back society’s reins from the shadows” and fulfilling the dream of their bedridden boss

and now I think we’re back in the present

and this lil fellow is, as you’ll recall, the guy who’s currently controlling all the shifty walls of the underground HQ while all hopped up on quirk-enhancers

Toga and Twice are having a conversation mid-somersault about how they’re gonna let the heroes take out the Precepts for them. I think

meanwhile Aizawa is asking Deku if he also heard the crazy voice coming from the walls which is, as Deku surmises, Irinaka’s voice

ohhhh I see, if they can pinpoint where the voice is coming from then they can find Irinaka’s real body and like punch him until he quits being an asshole and dragging out the arc with his stupid quirk

do you know, I just realized that basically this entire thing is his fault, and just like that he’s my least favorite character. that’s right. you beat out Stain and even Mineta, because Mineta only ever hijacks like a page or two at a time at most. certainly not a dozen chapters in one go

but anyway, the voice is echoing too much for them to pinpoint it

meanwhile the cops are freaking out because they’re about to get crushed

I can’t figure out why Mimic didn’t just actually crush them all to begin with and be done with it. unless it’s just that he didn’t want the full force of the law bearing down on their organization and seeking justice for dozens of cop murders

HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS TOGA IS TAKING MATTERS INTO HER OWN HANDS

NEVER SEND A BUNCH OF SO-CALLED HEROES TO DO A VILLAIN’S JOB

HOLY SHIT WHAT’S HAPPENING NOW. IRINAKA IS SCREAMING INCOMPREHENSIBLY AND DEKU SEEMS TO HAVE HEARD IT AND IS NOW RUSHING TOWARD THE SOURCE OF THE NOISE

AHHHHH DID HE DO IT???

I CAN’T TELL IF HE GOT HIM. SURELY THAT SMASH WASN’T JUST FOR SHOW

OH MY GODDDDD

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

AND T&T ARE WAVING AT HIM GLEEFULLY AS HE FALLS

I LOVE EVERYTHING HOLY SHIT

the amount of relief I’m feeling right now can accurately be described as “overwhelming” and it’s amazing

because he’s SUCH A GOOD FUCKING PERSON, Deku is catching Irinaka as he falls, because this is BnHA where a fall from a great height onto a bunch of rocks actually will kill you

and please tell me the rooms are back to normal now omg

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

THANK YOU MANGA GODS

HOLY SHIT!!!!!

MIRIOOOOOOOOOO

holy shit. holy fucking shit, finally. finally

FLYING SOLO AGAINST THE FINAL BOSS HOLY SHIT

so is this the part where we find out Mirio is fucking dead omg. holy shit. but you know what, I don’t even care, because we’re finally up to the good stuff and no more bullshit. I feel another binge coming on

  BONUS:

 oho, what’s this? “special jump outing”?

I don’t know where to fucking start omg

first of all, I’ve actually been impressed with their solidarity thus far so this is news to me

second, I can’t with how their idea of team bonding is “let’s build a house from scratch together on an uninhabited island”

third KUROGIRI WHAT ARE YOU WEARING

cutie

I swear to god if they keep up these antics I’m downgrading their name from “League of Villains” to “Villain Squad Jr.”

Tomura is trying to remind us all that he’s For Reals Evil but idk

on the one hand, we actually have seen this guy kill a man with his bare hands. but on the other hand, it was revenge for Magne, and he hasn’t killed anyone else that I can think of, aside from probably his parents by accident

and also my favorite of all the villains is the only one who is for sure a psychotic serial killer, so it could just be that I don’t actually care

so Kuro is telling Tomura to be less strange, and announcing that the first order of business is to secure a water source

are you telling me you came to this random island to build a house and you don’t even know where you’re building it yet

and now there appears to have been some kind of cut, and Tomura is drinking ginger ale. fucking ginger ale. you’re not evil at all, are you

I can’t believe I was actually worried about what these guys might do to Bakugou if they kept him. their idea of torture is probably less fingernail-pulling and more “let’s make him watch a bunch of Kay Jewelers commercials until he cracks.” which to be fair would break me pretty quickly

(ETA: although Tomura did get pretty hardcore there with Overhaul at the end! but I mean, Overhaul was a total prick you guys. that doesn’t count)

and now he’s tied Kurogiri to a tree and is just making him warp over whatever they need

everyone please look at this panel of Dabi wearing overalls

“unexpectedly into it”

this is the most damning evidence yet that he’s definitely related to Shouto

you go Dabi. I feel like he’s learned all about how to survive on a tropical island by like watching Moana a bunch of times or something

consider the coconut, consider its tree, we use each part of the coconut, that’s all we neeeeed

meanwhile Tomura is reading a magazine on a couch on the beach

Toga is wading in the ocean and her overalls got wet so she’s changing into a bikini

did we ever confirm she was really responsible for those serial murders. it could have been someone else. you never know

anyway she stole the bikini and Kurogiri is acting all shocked like “omg this girl really stole a bikini” but like. what else is she gonna do. pay for it like a normal person

don’t tell me you guys were actually legitimately leasing that bar this whole time. Kurogiri probably actually had his liquor license

so Toga is legit frolicking, and Tomura is playing a PSP or something. with the hand still on his face. how can you even see the screen

and now Dabi has caught them all lazing about and he’s throwing a fit

he’s even doing teamwork

now he’s lecturing Dabi on what’s really important

I think they probably would have turned off the Kay Jewelers commercials after like five of them or so and been all “okay I hope you learned your lesson.” and then if he still didn’t want to join them they would have been all “fine then but it’s your loss” and given him a ginger ale and sent him back home

so now Kurogiri is rescinding all rules and letting them all do their thing

Villain Squad Jr. it’s fucking official

and that’s the end of the strip. but the bonus material is still continuing because FA has been doing these translations of the character book! and the next page is amazing oh my god

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, IN THE FUTURE WHEN I INEVITABLY START TO WRITE FANFIC ABOUT THIS STUPID ADDICTIVE SERIES THIS IS A FUCKING REFERENCE GOLDMINE

right away I feel like a good 75% of fanfics are slightly off because U.A. has compulsory Saturday classes. say goodbye to your weekend getaway antics

they don’t actually have much homeroom time with Aizawa in the morning. what subject does he actually teach? I need someone to tell me, I refuse to believe Horikoshi hasn’t established this in canon by now. it’s probably somewhere in this very book

(ETA: I STILL NEED TO KNOW THIS. I’M STILL GOING TO INSIST IT’S ART IF HORIKOSHI DOESN’T CORRECT ME)

anyway, that’s it for today, but that was awesome. on I go to chapter 150

[lunafeather]

Top 5 ships that should have happened and Top 5 ships that should NEVER have happened

Anon, this is fucking hard and that’s why it’s taken me a week to answer. It was also a really good one. You’re gonna get descriptions for everything!

Top 5 Ships That Should Have Happened

1. Wynonna x Dolls (Wynonna Earp). For fuck’s sake, it was a perfect slow burn between two messed up, truly good people. They had chemistry, they had humor, they had each other’s backs. They are seriously one of my OTP’s of OTP’s. Xavier Dolls is one of if not my absolute favorite character of all time, and he still deserves better than what he got. He deserved to fall in love with Wynonna, he deserved to know she loved him, they deserved to find happiness with each other and their found family. I’M STILL MAD ABOUT IT.

2. Jack x Elizabeth (Pirates of the Caribbean). STILL MAD ABOUT ELIZABETH SWANN’S ENDING, GONNA DIE MAD ABOUT IT PROBS. Look, Will is nice enough and whatever, but Jack saw who she really was and stoked that fire. She’s a fucking pirate, not a little mom who sits on an island with her kids waiting for Daddy to come back from sea every 7 fucking years. Jack and Elizabeth had chemistry out the wazoo, they would have OWNED the 7 seas. Please pretend Jack isn’t played by Johnny Depp but still looks like he does.

3. Jane x Maura (Rizzoli and Isles). I was so done with this show’s shit that I almost buried all my memories of it lmao listen. LISTEN. Maybe Sasha made it gay on purpose. Maybe they had no idea what they had on their hands. I don’t know. All I know is that there is so much chemistry between Sasha Alexander and Angie Harmon that you could power the United States for 10 years. THE LOOKS. THE TOUCHES. THE FLIRTING BANTER. This show was painful to watch. This show is also one of the absolute best examples of actual queer baiting. It pains me to think about the “bound for life” promo poster. IT PHYSICALLY HURTS. These two are god damn soul mates and you can’t change my mind. Fuck JTam. They did their level best to not let it be gay, and yet they somehow failed.

4. Jackson x April (Grey’s Anatomy). Lord have mercy, I know this ship technically DID happen, but it should have fucking KEPT HAPPENING instead of all the god damn bullshit that happened instead. Slow burn, friends to lovers, perfect for each other. Ugh, I stopped watching the show because of the crap they kept putting these two through. THEY WERE SOULMATES. At least they didn’t kill April off I guess???

5. Katniss x Gale (The Hunger Games, books). I am still so god damn mad that this series ended with Katniss marrying Peeta and having his babies and settling down like a little farmer girl (this is apparently a trend in media). Katniss and Gale were best friends and should have ended up together. He understood her. I just… I really hated the second half of Mockingjay. I think the author just stopped getting her own characters?? Gale’s narrative made no fucking sense! It wasn’t who he was! She turned him into this violence, for-the-greater-good asshole just to make it easier for Katniss to end up with Peeta and I’m always gonna be mad about it.

Honorable Mentions:

Clint x Natasha (Marvel Cinematic Universe). Why have Nat wear a fucking arrow necklace? Why throw away that chemistry? Why randomly create and insert a family for Clint?? It makes no sense, Joss Whedon can go fuck a cactus.

Elliot x Olivia (Law and Order: SVU). We could have had it alllllll. And we almost did. At the end of Season 8, I really thought they were gonna do it. They didn’t. I stopped watching.

Mulan x Aurora (Once Upon a Time). STILL MAD ABOUT THIS.

Top 5 Ships That Should NEVER Have Happened

1. Lorelai x Christopher (Gilmore Girls). I literally stopped watching the show because Lorelai slept with Chris at the end of Season 6. I mean, Season 6 was just not written well AT ALL to start with, everyone was super out of character. But for Lorelai to run to Chris when Chris was such a huge sore spot between her and Luke? When her parents had been pushing Chris on her their entire relationship? When she had repeatedly hidden her conversations with Chris from him? When he (rightfully) was worried about her connection to Chris? Like, yes Luke sucked for hiding April and for delaying their wedding indefinitely, but jesus. Cheating on him with your ex and the father of your kid? Fucking low. I still can’t watch Season 7. Some people say she needed to be sure that her and Chris would never work – I say that how deeply she loved Luke should have shown her that.

2. Wynonna x Doc (Wynonna Earp). Ohhhh boy. Look, I would have been cool with them just hooking up a couple times, but the second this shit turned romantic – nah. They are too alike to EVER work as a romantic couple. He literally knew and was likely romantically and sexually involved with her great great grandfather. Doc should have been written as the father figure Wynonna so desperately needed. Barring all that, when she got pregnant, they could have gone the progressive route and been like, alright, we obviously aren’t good as partners but we can definitely coparent this baby since you are obviously in love with Dolls. BUT NO. We have to have a fucking love triangle (oh I’m sorry, a not love triangle that is oddly shaped like a fucking triangle). Ugh.

3. Rose x Finn (Star Wars). Nope, no. Uh-uh. Nopers. No chemistry, no time, no lead up. Rose hero worshipped Finn and came crashing down and suddenly loves him??? After like 2 days??????? Finn who showed no interest in her because he is clearly in love with Rey???? God, fuck this. Fuck The Last Jedi. Give Rose Tico the substance she deserves.

4. Jane x Casey (Rizzoli and Isles). If you’re gonna force Jane to be straight, at least pair her with a decent dude??? I kind of shipped her with the police guy in season 1 (can’t remember his name, Donnie Whalberg played him) because he took her sass in stride and was attracted to all her tomboyish BS. I thought they would have been good if she just HAD TO BE WITH A DUDE. But instead we’re gonna pair her with this manipulative, gross, christian-values-but-only-so-we-can-say-christian-values veteran dude? Who treated Jane like an accessory and not the badass boss detective she was??? Fuck that. It still pisses me off.

5. Rachel x Joey (Friends). Look. I shipped Ross and Rachel when this show aired. I still kind of do even though the ship is so problematic it hurts (their chemistry is insane, y’all.). But for serious? You’re gonna put JOEY and Rachel together?? Really?? I checked out during seasons 9 and 10 because of this. I mean, first of all, how gross for Joey to just go with the whole proposal snafu despite knowing how Ross felt. How fucking selfish. Second of all, Jennifer Aniston and Matt LeBlanc have literally no sexual or romantic chemistry of any kind. It was so forced, it was so awkward, I still can’t watch reruns of this time in the show because it is so painful.

Honorable Mention:

Ted x Robin (How I Met Your Mother). WHAT KIND OF MISOGYNISTIC HETERO BULLSHIT VOMITED ONTO THIS SHOW, I DON’T EVEN GO HERE AND I KNOW THIS IS WRONG. Straight white whiney Nice Guy™ Ted should have ended up alone.

Put “Top 5″ anything in my ask and I’ll answer!

[nyarmand]

🧸 Do you have any comfort objects?

🔍 Do you have a special interest? If you do, what is it and what is your favourite thing about it? (i know what it is i just like seeing you talk about it jnhbgvcfdx)

💢 Which senses do you have the most sensory issues with?

first one answered here!

i actually have a couple special interests :) metal gear's more of a hyperfixation though who knows... it may become more than that. anyway i think my longest-running special interest has been sherlock holmes! helped me cope with my autism diagnosis and has been my beloved ever since. i got to watch some of the granada tv adaptation with jeremy brett and oh my god it's the best adaptation hands down. (i have many thoughts on various adaptations. nobody watch elementary elementary fucking sucks as an adaptation. who the fuck decided making moriarty and irene adler the same person was a good idea? that's fucking moronic. i hate it so much.) i have all the stories and multiple books on its history and i got to go to an interactive sherlock holmes museum exhibit once and it was amazing. seriously i love this stuff. sherlock holmes THE fictional autistic icon of all time

another one is alice in wonderland! that one's less long-running but it's still a big thing i adore it. i love alice things even if it's just the aesthetic i'm soooooo into it. i have a really old copy of through the looking glass with a little newspaper clipping explaining some of jabberwocky taped into the inside front cover. i love it. i have yet to find The Perfect Adaptation but :3 i do love the alice games... they're not really adaptations so much as they are fucked up sequels but i do love them all the same.

and of course there's metal gear my beloved metal gear. anti-war war series. great characters storyline that ranges between tearjerking and fucking hilarious and of course raiden my beloved my most wonderful. id do anything for him.

sensory issues, huh? i'd say taste and touch are the senses most likely to be hell on earth for me. sometimes hearing can get me really bad too, but mostly that one's useful. (having very sensitive hearing as a musician? ohhhh yeah.) sight isn't usually an issue and smell is... funny because i actually have a very bad sense of smell. like sometimes it's weirdly good but also i can't smell flowers. i just can't. i've never been able to. it baffles everyone including me

thanks for the ask :3

[thosemultifandomwritings]

Sweep Me Off My Feet (Sirius Black x Reader)

Pairing: Young!Sirius Black x Gryffindor!Reader

Word Count: 1,354

Warnings: Mentions of alcohol?

Summary: Sirius takes care of your drunken self as you might let slip your feelings for him?

Part 2    Part 3

Stumbling into the Gryffindor common room, you gripped onto Sirius’s shoulder, your arm slung over his neck as he supported your weight.

“I’m fine Black, really, I’m fine,” you say, waving him off, almost falling over in the process. Sirius caught you before you fell, leading you towards the girls dormitories staircase. With his arm now around your waist, he took a step onto the stairs before the stairs shifted into a slide. 

“Stupid stairs,” Sirius mumbled before sighing, “Alright (y/n), lets go.” Sirius led you towards the boys dormitory stairs, wanting to get you out of the common room before anyone saw you in your drunken state.

“OooOOOo the boys dormitories. Scandalous,” you giggled, gripping onto Sirius’s shirt as you attempted to walk up the stairs. You were only up about five stairs before you misstepped, slipping off the step. You would have taken a nasty fall if it weren’t for Sirius’s arms wrapped around you.

“Alright (y/n), hop on up,” Sirius said, turning around for you to jump on his back.

“My superman,” you laughed, getting up on his back and wrapping your arms around his neck as he gripped around your thighs. You rested your head on his shoulder as he ascended the stairs, eventually stopping in front of a door. With both his hands still gripped to your thighs to make sure you didn’t fall off his back, he kicked the door three times with his foot. A few crashes were heard from inside the room before the disheveled face of James Potter opened the door.

“Pads why did you-oh,” his face fell as he saw the girl in his best friends arms.

“Potter!” you screamed in excitement before the two boys both hushed you and rushed into the room.

“(y/n), its after curfew love, we just need to be a bit quieter,” Sirius said as he led you to his bed to sit down.

“Ohhhh the quiet game. Shhhh,” you said, your finger to your mouth as you giggled before flopping back onto his bed and staring at the ceiling.

“What the bloody hell did she do?” James asked before jumping back onto his own bed.

“Found her at the Ravenclaw party, doing shots of firewhisky, betting she could do more than a guy twice her size,” Sirius said, smoothing out his shirt after you had gripped it so hard it had started to wrinkle.

“Would have won too if party pooper over here didn’t sweep me off my feet. Stupid Black,” you pointed out, James giving Sirius a look mischievously.

“He swept you off your feet, yah?” James asked, putting down the snitch he had previously been fiddling with and joining you on Sirius’s bed.

“James what are you-” Sirius started before you interrupted.

“Yeah, him and his smug face. Ugh, should be illegal,” you said, turning to James, completely forgetting Sirius who had been across the room taking off his shoes.

“Illegal?” James asked, laughing as you nodded.

“Yeah! No one person should be able to look that good. Merlin,” you mumbled, picking up one of the pillows off the bed and playing with a lose thread that hung off of it. James smirked up at his best friend who looked bewildered. He had been pining after (y/n) since they had met, and not once had she ever expressed any interest in him other than being friends. Yet here she laid, drunk off her arse, saying she thought he looked good?

“Totally agree,” James said, playing along, “It’s the hair isn’t it?” It took you a little while to grasp the question, but your eyes never left the loose string on the pillowcase as you responded.

“It’s not just his bloody hair, even though it’s amazing, don’t get me wrong about that. It’s also his gray eyes, and the way they shine when he’s planning pranks. The way he throws his head back when he laughs. Oh god, don’t get me started on his laugh. I get all tingly inside when he laughs. But shh, don’t tell him that,” you try to whisper to James, but it comes out fill volume causing Sirius’s cheeks to flare up. “And his leather jacket? Sometimes I will purposefully leave my jacket in my room when we go to Hogsmeade so he will let me wear it.” James smile was ear to ear as he looked at his best friend who was a blushing mess across the room. Sirius was not the type to be speechless, but in this moment, he was.

“Um, what were we talking about again?” you asked confused as you laid the pillow down across your stomach. James raised his eyebrows at his best friend waiting for him to answer.

“Nothing love,” Sirius finally coughed out, knowing you would NEVER be saying this if you were sober, “I think it’s time for bed.” You kicked off your shoes instantly, flipping them into the air with a little swirl before climbing up Sirius’s bed and laying your head down on the pillows.

“There is where I part with the young couple. Good luck Pads,” James chuckled, before grabbing a Quidditch book and leaving the room for the common room. Sirius approached his own bed, quietly laughing to himself as you snuggled in deeper into his pillow.

“Under the covers love,” he laughed, helping you under the covers and turning around towards another one of the beds.

“Where are you going Sirius?” you mumbled, eyes half open as you were now in the comfort of a warm bed.

“Moony is having one of those all night study cram session, I’ll just sleep in his bed,” Sirius said, causing you to whine.

“Sirius, please just cuddle with me,” you begged, opening the covers and moving over to make room for him. Sirius looked back at your sleepy form, wanting so badly to simply climb into bed with you. But you were drunk, and the last thing he wanted was for you to think he took advantage of you.

“I don’t know if that’s a good idea (y/n),” he said, making you shake your head instantly.

“Sirius Orion Black, get your arse in this bed,” you said, pointing to the empty spot next to you. Knowing in this state, you wouldn’t be taking no for an answer. Eventually he climbed in next to you, your own arm that had been in the air pointing naturally falling down around his waist.

“You are going to freak out in the morning,” Sirius chuckled as you instinctively moved closer to him, embracing his body heat.

“No I won’t,” you assured, “I’ve liked you for a while Sirius.” If Sirius hadn’t already been shocked, he sure was now. Here he has this girl he’s liked forever, admitting she likes him back, but she’s drunk and who knows if this is just her drunken mind talking.

“Too bad you aren’t going to remember any of this tomorrow,” Sirius said, a small frown etched on his face that caused you to look up at him. You quickly turned over in the bed so your back was facing him, reaching up to his nightstand to scramble around for a quill and parchment.

“What are you doing?” Sirius asked as you shushed him, crumpling up the parchment and shoving it in your pocket. You turned back around and snuggled up closer to him.

“Good night Sirius,” you mumbled, placing a kiss on his cheek before he had the chance to ask what you had been doing. By the time Sirius had processed what had happened, soft snores were already escaping your mouth. He wrapped his arm around your waist, his mind running on overdrive at the events of that night. He eventually closed his eyes, your head moving to his chest as you slept. That night he fell asleep with you in his arms, knowing tomorrow would be different, but knowing right then and there that it was perfect.

In your pocket, a crumpled up piece of parchment laid, waiting for you to find in the morning.

“You like Sirius. Admit it you coward.

P.S. He kinda already knows”

Update: Part 2 available now!

Request?

[what-ever-happened-to-chip]

Part 1 : Who’s your favorite couple?

Everyone sat restlessly in a circle. Cigarette and weed smoke hovered bright in the spotlights lit on the stage. Faces glued in phones and preoccupied with side gossip proceeded despite MY warning to restrain them if they didn't actively participate. Ingrates. "Imma say my fav is Yoruichi and Itachi yo cause I like a baller guy that can have a fine ass bit on the leash but like she makes the rules you" Several people yawned and barely contemplated whatever the wigger fuck was saying. I was impatient too and wanted to get to one of the cooler kids I liked. Sasuke was two away so at least his were funny and kinda neat. "It's hard for me to pick a favorite, everyone has so much love and care for each other in every relationship, I couldn't say a singular favorite.." Stupid boring bitch, why can't she just do the song activity, I mean fuck the question activity, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT, normal and just pick one couple to like. Who cares what she really thinks just say something interesting about people I know. "Well, for now I'd have to say my favorite is Noah and Joni. I think they share a really deep, special bond that is full of understanding despite what people think a normal relationship looks like. The loyalty they have goes past a lot of traditional ways people think need to be in between lovers...." I guess that answer is okay, but I was hoping someone would say something original for Dumbledore's sake. Wait fuck....why are they all talking, it's supposed to just go to the next person. "I guess if you never like getting some pusssaaaaaaaaaah" "A lovely sentimant, Yuna, but I have to say the man is so blue balled I thought he had hypoxia" "She like literally looks like a dude" Why are they talking, I should be talking, or it's Sasuke's turn and he should. "I'll torture you if you don't get back to the activity!! It's Sasuke's turn so all shut up.." "Yeah bitches shut up it's my turn and you're all retarded, why would the stupid dyke bitch fuck the retard demon boy?" My eye twitched, why wasn't he obeying. Speculation took over the whole group. He opened his mouth again and I hoped i'd get my way. "Heh" he smugly laughed at his own joke "....she only likes her step daddy's dick" "OHHHH SHIT HE SAID IT BOOOOOYYY" "And with that my favorite couple is me and my playstation so fuck all of you, we're gonna go make out" "Oh Sasuke that's my favorite couple too, can I come with?" The dumb girl chirped and jumped to both feet, then ran all stupid behind him. "Let's go sex kitten" No, no this can't be happening, why are they all leaving, the song activity I MEAN FUCK, the couple question WHATEVER activity isn't over and Gray hasn't even gone yet. Or Marcus, I wanna know what he thinks so I can watch them. I'll crucio them all, i'll show them. I stuck my hand in my pocket and panic took over. "Looking for this faggot?" No.He couldn't. I pushed my glasses up the bridge of my nose and saw my perfect 7 1/2 inch phoenix tail core wand between his grimey fingers. "Give me my wand back NOW" "Or what you won't swallow? I think it looks prettier on your face" "Aiden did you still wanna go to the park with me, i'm bringing Chubby" She pulled back her kimono sleeves and revealed a panda shaped glass pipe. "Squall has been doing glass blowing and he took a request from me. He can be so very generous" "Yeah real generous "sorry for breaking your nose fifty fucking times here's a fucking panda bong" " Distracted, he dropped my wand to the floor and reached  towards the stoner cunt. She bent down at the waist and gingerly picked up my wand and handed it to me with an acknowledging smile and nod to show she knew she had helped me. Despite her complete lack of any smugness, just honest to god intent to help me I was pretty annoyed she thinks she needed to. Her helping Thee Harry James Potter? Right. Even though her answer was lame I guess she's nice.

I strolled into my office to meet J already at the desk. The activity still fresh on both our minds, he had Joni and Noah on the main screen as they sat together, alone in her bedroom. "J-zee they're going to the park now so I got some hover cameras to follow and see what they talk about" "Uhm Harry...no offense, but I'm kinda getting kinda bored of just watching the cool kids, I was thinking what Yuna said and wanted to maybe see if they do anything....idk" With his rejection of my idea, my stomach dropped to the floor and I felt the embarrasment of desire. I hated him for saying that, but to save face I had to agree. "Okay, but let's change it if they don't do anything right away" "Maybe that's why we never see them do anything interesting cause you always just want to change back to what your wanna be friends are doing" He didn't just admit that. I was terrified. I was furious. I couldn't prove him right. "yeah let's do that, i think i know what you mean some people we miss the best parts cause we're always distracted with what we're used to, this should be fun, i actually have been meaning to watch them more, but i wanna keep up with what the"- "we can't watch them if you keep talking, harry" I sighed and let him have that. I guess we're watching Joni and Noah. Ugh.

[krupnick02]

ROMANTIC HEADCANONS.

name : Jessica Rabbit / Jessica Krupnick [ single-verse ] / Jessica Bunny [ lola/jessy verse ]

nickname : Jessy, Jess, Lovecup, Gin.

gender : Female.

romantic orientation : Bi

sexual orientation : Bi

preferred pet names : She doesn’t have one --- yet.

relationship status : Verse dependent.

opinion on true love : “The most truthful love I need is someone who loves me for me. That’s my true love, honey.”

opinion on love at first sight : “Out of respect for the folk here, I say it depends solely on your creator. Many toons, especially us from the old days, are known to fall for love at first sight -- but also realize it’s a bunch of hooey through its duration. Some have marriages that have lasted this long, and others that have respectfully, or frightfully, ended. I mean it, it depends on who made you. For humans? [gently scoff] Now that’s another story altogether. I’ve seen a few loving couples, and I mean few, who have lasted from the day they first met until they died, happily married and deeply devoted. Never a time came where you questioned how they loved each other or found the other to be their best friend. Humans are more complicated.” 

What she’s not saying is how she believes full-heartedly in soulmates. For being 86, she’s seen a lot and has had a lot of time to think about it, and knows full well they exist -- they are just .. rare to see. And how can one be surprised with how vast this world is. Whether toons have them or not she can only hope and strongly theorize, as their existence alone is made purely by the hands of humanity. Toons are brought to life with perhaps soulmates of their own within ink, paint and digital line art. But what about the ones who are not?

It’s a really damning thing, that. Thinking too deeply about a kind of romance makes you realize just how you’re not part of a bigger cycle. Holli has the same wavelength, however on a more passionate and determined scale. Must run in the #660000 to eventually realize the limitations of your existence and feel that deep sense of incompleteness for it.

how ‘romantic’ are they? : Extremely. Jessica is a woman who will drop everything important to whisk you off on a jet flight to a different city for a romantic evening in Paris -- or a week. She’s spontaneous and will totally pop up next to you with legit offers of temporary escapism. There is no day that goes by without romance being peppered strongly throughout! Let it be stealing you away from the busy crowd and making an excuse for your boss to leave, or setting up a candlelit dinner at home of your favorite taste, with fresh roses from her garden and your lover dressed to the nines in stunning evening wear. 

ideal physical traits : For women, there’s not really an ‘ideal’ trait. She has been known to swoon over dapper women and women who can pick her up with ease, tho  For men, femininity is what she’s gonna feel attracted to. The closest you are to being easily confused for a woman, the better.

ideal personality traits :   Understanding, acceptance, and patience. Gentle, loving and, again, supportive. Humorous, witty and totally cool to joke around with, bumping shoulders and nudging. Someone who’s adventurous, or at least loves to travel. 

unattractive physical traits :  MACHO MACHO MEN. IT’S MAINLY, THE MACHO MEN.

unattractive personality traits : Being a dick tbh. Controlling, far too serious, unable to take a joke and pretty much lacking humor. 

ideal date : In another city in another part of the world, running around together having dinner and exploring all the fun activities there are to indulge in. Fun, explorative and filled with intimate moments.

do they have a type? : Many. 

average relationship length : 2-3 years, last one in single verse was 5. Jessica puts every effort into making a relationship work, and that means when it ends, it ends when there’s already sturdy foundation. Hurts like hell. 

commitment level : If you can jam with all her insecurities and everything else that comes with Jessica Krupnick, she is down to settle down. Marriage, kids, the whole she-boom. 

opinion of public affection : Both highly supportive and highly indulgent in it, especially with women (( as long as she’s comfortable with it, of course )). One of her very first posts to this blog was basically her giving the middle finger to the stigmata against PDA, specifically when it comes to same gender couples. She’s been defying this with hate at her heels since the early days and she’s still rolling with it. You bet she’s gonna kiss on her honey and let the world know she’s lovingly intimate with them. She’ll dip her girlfriend before the entire world and give her a big smooch on the lips. 

past relationships? : Cécile Beaumonte [ oc / single verse ] is the name you’ll most likely hear, if at all. But she’s had a few.

favorite canon ship : Jessica/Roger, are you kidding me. They’re perfect.

favorite non-canon ship : Jessica/Lola ( @hoopsheartthrob ) oh my god. Katie’s on hiatus right now but ohhhh my god, oooh my god. Jessica fell so hard for Lola and they’re married and they’re gorgeous and wonderful and Katie’s amazing pls check out her blog jgjsadfjgsfdg -

notps: Jessica/Herman, Jessica/Eddie, Jessica/Doom. I am not even *interested* in exploring these ships at all, don’t even.

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[andromeda---galaxy]

First Meeting

Eyewitness Week! Happy Eyewitness Anniversary! Here is my first contribution. Rated: T Words: 1,986

Lukas doesn’t know what the hell he’s doing, but he’s nervous. He feels like he’s outside himself, watching every move he makes. He feels ten times bigger than he really is, like he’s a giant and he’s gonna slam through the walls of the store and destroy everything. Everyone he doesn’t want to notice him will notice him.

 And the one person he wants to probably won’t.

 Lukas clears his throat and walks into the convenience store, stuffing his hands in his pockets. He’s panicking, he’s not acting fucking normal. They’re probably gonna think he’s here to steal or some shit. He’s already essentially stalking someone, so the list of offenses is just piling up.

The first time this happened was completely accidental. He’d come here after school to grab some TV dinners for home when he saw him. That cute boy from school. The one that had already been haunting his every waking moment, visiting him in his dreams. Making him question his entire life and every choice he’d ever made. Lukas has never been so struck by a person in his entire life, and he hates that it’s a boy. Hates that it’s a boy that’s making his stomach turn and his chest go tight. Hates that it’s a boy that makes his breath catch in his throat. A boy, whose lips he’s picturing when his hand travels down his chest and into his boxers when he can’t sleep at night. This boy. This perfect boy. Only him.

 Lukas had seen him for the first time in math class, and he knew as soon as he set eyes on him that he was a goddamn goner. All these feelings he’d been trying to drown shot up to the surface, and before he realized he was staring Mrs. Gibson called out the boy’s name—Philip Shea. Philip said here and leaned back in his seat, looking like some kind of Greek sculpture.

 Lukas catalogued everything about him in that first moment, and longed to hear him speak again. He felt sick, he didn’t know what he was thinking, but something inside him went primal. He only felt want. Need. He wasn’t being rational.

 Lukas walks through the aisles like an idiot and once again, tells himself the first time was accidental. He wanted to pick up some TV dinners because he knew his dad wasn’t gonna be home for a couple of days. And like some kind of sick cosmic destiny, he saw Philip in the next aisle, staring at the cereal like he didn’t know what it was. Lukas nearly choked on his own tongue, almost tripped over a wet floor sign trying to hide from him.

 The second time wasn’t exactly an accident. He’s starting to let himself accept that.

 He’d gone there the next day to check if it was a one-off coincidence that they were both there or something Philip did every day. And once again, he saw Philip there, this time in the snacks aisle, looking just as lost. Lukas watched him, well aware of how creepy he was being following Philip around, well aware that his attraction was eating away at his insides. But he liked the way Philip walked. The way he chewed on his lower lip. The way he adjusted his jacket around his shoulders. Lukas could imagine taking that jacket off of him. Running his hands down his arms.

 Jesus Christ.

 He’d come back twice more just to make sure this was an actual routine, the clerk nearly destroying his whole damn plan by yelling at him across the store and asking why he’d been in there so much lately. But Philip had his camera with him every time Lukas saw him, which gave him some ideas as to how to approach this whole thing, if he gained the courage. He practiced what he wanted to say that night in front of the bathroom mirror.

 “Hey, I know you,” Lukas said, pointing at himself in the mirror. He sighed and rubbed his eyes, starting over. “Hey, I’ve seen you before,” he said, trying to feign surprise. He watched his own face fall and shook his head. “Idiot.”

 He braced his hands on his hips. He could be slick, he fucking knew he could be slick.

 The practicing failed and he went to school repeating what he wanted to say in his head over and over, like a prayer, like a curse, like something he didn’t know if he should be doing but was steadfastly going to do anyway. Because he had to. Because he didn’t know why. Because he needed to hear Philip talk to him. Say his name.

 Here and now he walks through the cooler aisle and sees Philip over by the cereal again.

 Lukas can’t think things he knows are true. Those things, those things he knows but he doesn’t want to know. The thoughts shove their way in sometimes, present themselves like an old movie projected on a blank wall, and every time he thinks about Philip everything goes red on the back of his eyelids. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE, BOY. Words he can’t apply to himself. Words he isn’t allowed to apply to himself. Words he hopes he can apply to Philip because Lukas is fucked up, lost, absolutely destroyed, out of his fucking mind. None of it makes sense to him, and he wants to cry.

 He really wants to talk to Philip. He can’t stop thinking about his mouth. His voice. The way he moves. And Lukas needs to man the fuck up and let himself fall into this world for a moment, just a moment, before the real world forces it to skid to a halt.

 He wants a world where he can talk to Philip how he wants and it’ll be okay. But it’s impossible. It’ll never happen. It’s just a dream.

 Lukas walks over, completely fake casual, to where Philip is standing close to the ICEE machine. His heart is raging in his chest and he does this stupid fucking double take when he’s close enough to speak to him, stopping in his tracks.

 “Hey,” he says, willing his voice not to waver. “I know you, right?”

 Philip looks at him, his face perfectly serene, and Jesus Christ he’s one of the most beautiful people Lukas has ever seen. Stop that stop that. “I think so,” he says. “You’re in my math class right?”

 And English and speech and I see you walking to gym but that’s beside the point. “Yeah, that’s where,” Lukas says. He holds out his hand. “Lukas Waldenbeck.”

 Philip takes his hand and shakes it, seventeen small explosions going off in Lukas’s head before Philip lets go. “Philip Shea,” Philip says. “You’re the one that drives that dirt bike, right?”

 Lukas’s heart does a flip and he stuffs his hands in his pockets again. Fuck, he’s noticed me for real. “Yeah, that’s me,” he says, happy for the perfect in. “I’m, uh—into motocross, you heard of it?”

 “Yeah,” Philip says, almost too fast. “Yeah, it’s cool.”

 Oh fuck he likes motocross could he be any fucking better than he already is?? Lukas is breathing hard and he coughs to try to cover it, which makes him sound even more insane. “Yeah,” he says, stupidly. He points at Philip’s camera. “You, uh—take a lot of pictures?”

 Philip looks down at it and smiles when he looks back up, shrugging a little bit. “Oh, this thing is old. Doesn’t do much, like…one picture every ten minutes. But yeah, I…I like taking pictures, yeah.”

 Lukas’s mind races. “Hey, I—I have this channel, uh, where I upload videos of me on my bike and shit, doing jumps, whatever—” ugh you’re fucking it up, you sound like an idiot, idiot, you goddamn idiot. “Anyways, uh, it’s hard to get good shots when it’s just me.”

 “Yeah, I’d think so,” Philip says, but he’s smiling wider now.

 “You, uh, you interested in shooting some footage one of these days?” Lukas asks, and he actually digs the toe of his shoe into the non-existent dirt because they’re inside a fucking store. “You could, uh—use my phone, since your camera is old. You could take videos with my phone.” Ohhhh my God.

 “Sure,” Philip says. “Why not? I don’t have much going on.”

 “Savage,” Lukas says, a bubble of air in his chest bursting with relief. “Lemme get your number so I can tell you when and where.” Slick. Well, semi-slick.

 “Okay,” Philip says, stepping closer as Lukas pulls out his phone. The proximity is insane. “917-334-5876.”

 “Awesome, okay, lemme text you,” Lukas says, his heart in his throat and everything, everything flashing through his mind in some kind of messed up flipbook. All the things he’s ever thought about Philip. Including the thoughts he isn’t allowed to have. Heat creeps up his neck and he hopes Philip doesn’t see the red there. He quickly types out hey it’s Lukas and sends it to Philip’s number. He hears a text tone go off.

 “Got it,” Philip says, taking his phone out and waving it a little in the air.

 He’s really fucking cute

 Lukas clears his throat. “Great, man, thank you so much. I can pay you in contraband beer and uh, cheese doodles. Or other snacks, I don’t know, we’ve got a bunch of crap in the house.” Dumb dumb dumb dumb

 “Maybe pizza,” Philip says, grinning.

 Lukas is struck by him. His brown eyes, so big and gorgeous. That hair. His smile. He just has an air about him, something that’s drawing Lukas in. He wants to be as close as possible. “Perfect idea,” Lukas says, laughing a little bit.

 Philip laughs too and they both look down at their feet.

 “So yeah,” Lukas says, looking back up at him. “How’s Friday sound? If Gibson doesn’t load us up with eighteen more study guides.”

 “Jesus,” Philip laughs. “You had a problem with those too?”

 “I barely got through them,” Lukas says, shaking his head. “Though procrastination heavily played into my troubles.”

 Philip laughs again and Lukas wants to hear that noise every day for the rest of his life. What?? “Yeah, same here,” Philip says. “I feel like they do it specifically to stress us out.”

 “They definitely do,” Lukas says. “But whatever, I don’t care, we’ll hang out that day either way.” His heart rattles a little bit. “I mean. If you’re free.”

 “Yeah, I’m free,” Philip says. “I’ll ride my bike over wherever.”

 Another opportunity. “You want me to come pick you up?” he asks. “You can ride on the back of my bike. I’m a good driver.” IDIOT.

 “You sure?” Philip asks. “You don’t have to—”

 “Nah, it’ll be easier,” Lukas says, already thinking of what it’ll feel like to have Philip behind him on the bike. Chill, Waldenbeck, Jesus Christ. If dad could hear these fucking thoughts he’d send you away. “I can pick you up and take you home after.”

 “Awesome,” Philip says.

 “Cool,” Lukas says.

 There’s an entirely comfortable silence as they both look at each other, nodding. Then Lukas realizes that what he’s doing could be more qualified as gazing, so he tries to snap himself back. “Okay, great, I’ll, uh—I’ll definitely text you. But I’ll see you tomorrow anyways, in…in class.” Jesus H. Christ.

 “See you then, Lukas,” Philip says, smiling and nodding at him again.

 I really like how my name sounds coming out of your mouth. His cheeks heat up again. “See you,” Lukas says, and makes for the exit fast as he can, well aware that he’s clearly leaving with nothing, which could totally be a sign of this weird ass setup, and he hopes Philip doesn’t notice.

 Lukas walks back out into the heat of the day and grins to himself, shaking. He can’t fucking wait for Friday.

[thirstyfortom]

you're hcs are so cute im always waiting for the next post 💞 can u do a lil RFA + Saeran reacting to an MC who's happy most of the time but finds it draining and recharges by being really quiet and ignoring people? (This is the first time it happened lmao)

Ohhhh I’m totally like that! lol it’s not easy being an introvert, am I right?

Hope you like this:

RFA + Saeran with an introvert MC

Zen

Itwas after a premiere of one of his musicals, you were perfect back there!

Yousmiled to the photographers and even gave interviews, Zen didn’t have to do athing, he just watched you being as good as him at this.

Thenyou two got home and he wanted to comment on everything, what you thought aboutthe musical, if you liked the costumes, the songs and all.

“Itwas cool.” Oh… cool? That’s it?

Apparentlyit was, since you didn’t say anything else. You changed to your pajamas andgrabbed a book to read in the living room.

Hewas tired, and also very worried. Was it that bad? If he knew you would hatethat much, he would have get that another role… but… you sounded so excitedbefore…

“Somethingwrong?” you ask him, now he notices he’s been staring at you for a while, tothe point you let go of your book, concerned.

“I…don’t know. Is there something wrong, babe? What didn’t you like about themusical? The songs? The lines, I know it was a little cliché, but I thought itwas interesting somehow and…”

“Zen,what are you talking about?” “It’s okay, babe. You hated the musical. “No, Ididn’t.” “So why did you say it was cool?” “Because… it was cool?”

 “No,it wasn’t! You hate it! You pretended you enjoy to not make me look like a foolto the press, but you didn’t like it and now you won’t even talk to me aboutit! Was my acting bad?”

Okay,you’re tired, and normally you wouldn’t put up with this drama right now, but…look at him! He’s so worried and… hurt? This is painful to you too.

Thenyou explain about always being like this. You’re an introvert, you can handle afew good hours dealing with people, but after a while, you need a rest from allof this.

Hetotally understands. Sometimes he feels the same, but in a different proportionfrom you, of course.

“I’msorry, babe. I’ll let you get back to your book, tomorrow you tell me what isit about, okay?” he kissed your forehead and let you with your book.

Maybehe can turn the story in it into a musical just for you?

Yoosung

Ithappened after a geek convention.

Hethought you wouldn’t want to go with him, but the minute you walked in, he wasthe one dragged to every single stand.

Youwere so excited, taking pics with the cosplayers, buying doujinshis, evenjoining karaoke contests.

Heswears he fell in love with you all over again. All the guys there wishe theyhad a girlfriend who likes these things as much as you do.

Butas soon as you get home, you just grab your phone and stares at it like yourlife depends on it.

Heasks what you want for dinner. “Whatever. You choose.”

Poorboy is remaking all his steps to know when he screwed up to get you mad. Was hetoo close to that girl with a very revealing cosplay?

Oh…he knew he should have joined you on a duet in the karaoke, but what can he do?He’s super shy!

Hedoesn’t even know where to start his apology, so he does what he knows best:omurice. With a “sorry” and a sad face made of ketchup.

“Whyare you sorry?” you ask, concerned. “I… I don’t know.” Well… this isn’t going anywhere…

“Iswear I had my hands behind my back the whole time with that cosplayer and… I’llsing any duet you want to sing in the next con.”

“Oh…thank you, but you don’t have to if you’re not comfortable. It’s fine, honey.”“But… why are you mad, then?” “I’m not mad, I’m just…”

Oh…now you get it. POOR THING! You two never went to an event this big with thesemany people, so he didn’t know this little feature of yours.

Andwhen you explain, he’s so relieved you’re not mad at him, and he totallyunderstands, these things are pretty overwhelming for him as well.

Youtwo eat the omurice together and lay on the bed a little later, you messing onyour phone, he on his, and you both humming the same song, like a duet.

Jaehee

Thecafe never been so crowded.

Youtwo were taking orders, making coffee, checking the cashier, all at once.

Ifshe had to do this by herself, she’s pretty sure she wouldn’t be able tohandle, but having you smiling like you are in a parade or something gives herthe strength she needs.

Seriously,you’re not even fazed, you keep smiling and being extra nice to even the mostrude customers, and this makes her feel like she should keep up to you.

Sheclosed the cafe with the deepest sigh she could give. Lord! This was tiring!What do you think? Oh… you’re already going away.

Shefinishes closing the store and reaches you in the sidewalk, almost panting. 

Youdon’t even look at her, you keep looking forward with your arms crossed againstyour chest, as if you were… sad.

B-butwhy? Why would you be sad? What happened? Was that customer that rude to you?Oh… no, maybe it was that time when she yelled at you to get the mop to cleansome coffee on the floor before one of you slipped.

Sheknew she was a little rude, but she was just caught up by all the mess insidethe café, she didn’t want to be snappy at you or something.

Butyou don’t know that, so that’s why you’re walking like she’s not even besideyou.

Sohe gives a few larger steps and stop in front of you. You look at her and blinkin surprise. “Jaehee? What’s wrong?”

“I’mso sorry! I didn’t mean to be rude with you, I was just so busy!” she sayshugging you. You immediately blush, she’s not one to PDA like this all of asudden.

“Iappreciate it, but… what are you sorry for, exactly?” “The mop…” “What happenedto the mop?” she lets you go and you stare at each other, puzzled.

Sheexplains everything, then you do the same. Well, she knew you had thistendency, but she haven’t witnessed before, so it was a little surprising tosee you so quiet all of a sudden.

Butas you two get home, she realizes some silence can be good after this long day.So she’s in the bedroom and you’re in the living room, you both reading booksand recharging for what will be, hopefully, another long day tomorrow!

Jumin

Youdropped by his office to lunch with him

Everybodyin his company loves you, because if you showed up, Mr. Han will probably be ina good mood for the whole afternoon and work will be easy to handle.

Soa few employees surround you, asking if you’re okay, if you need anything, howare the preps for the wedding. Just this small talk.

Andyou’re very polite and nice, so nobody ever feel uncomfortable on treating youthis kindly.

Whenyou finally are able to meet him in his office, he promptly goes to you andgives you a peck , which… you don’t respond too much.

“Howis everything, my love?” “Fine.” And you give him this lazy smile, lookingaround everywhere in his office, except him.

Shit!He is late, isn’t he? And you’re probably furious because he always says youtwo will have a calm and nice meal and he never… wait! He’s on time!

Sowhy are you mad about? Is it because you don’t want to have lunch in hiscompany? Well, that can be arranged, he can call the chopper and take yousomewhere. But you sounded excited over the phone, so something happened whenyou got here.

Hum,did one of his employees bother you? Yes, they can do that sometimes…

“Tellme who it was.” That’s all he says, while you stare at your plate. “Who what?”“Who bothered you? It was that blond girl from finance? She does have thistendency to be meddlesome. Don’t worry, my love, I’ll let HR know they need tohave a little talk to her.”

“Ohmy God, Jumin. Don’t fire her!” “So who should I fire?” “Nobody! Nobodybothered me!” “So why are you mad? Did I do something?” “No! Of course not,honey! And… who’s mad?”

“You?When you walked in?” Oh… yeah, that.

Youexplain to him that, as much as you enjoy talking to his employees, all theattention can be very draining sometimes and you just need a little time insilence to recharge.

HeTOTALLY understands it, he even can relate. His acquaintances can be verytiring sometimes.

Soyeah, a silent meal wouldn’t be that bad right now. You two can compensate withdinner in his penthouse when you’ll discus the wedding preparation, anyway.

Saeyoung

Youwere in a car show, he wanted your opinion on the next baby he should get

Thoughyou don’t understand much about cars, you know his preferences pretty well bynow, as he told you a lot about them. Seriously, a lot!

Soyou’re the one dragging him to the cars he might like, considering brand,model, color… yeah, he definitely likes it.

Youhave small talk with the models standing beside the cars and the sellers,and  he doesn’t know who is nicer here.Probably it’s you, since you’re not trying to sell a super pricy car, you’rejust… naturally nice.

Hewants a test drive to this particular car, and when he asks you while theseller is a little away to get the key, he asks what you think. “It’s nice.”

Well,he wouldn’t say it’s “nice”, it’s more like AMAZING, COOLLLLL, A SUPER FINEBABY! And you’re just: “okay, if you say so.” SHIT!

Areyou mad? Why? You didn’t like being dragged here? But you sounded prettyexcited before talking to the sellers… oh… the one who went to get the key wasdefinitely trying to hit on you, you’re uncomfortable, ain’t you?

Youtwo hop in the car and he starts driving, the seller keeps making small talkand you basically ignore everything that’s going on.

“So,what do you think?” the guy asks. “Can I have a moment alone with MY FIANCÉ sowe can discuss this AS A COUPLE?” he emphasizes this words for the guy to takethe hint you’re taken. “Yeah, sure.”

“Don’tworry. I won’t buy this one.” “Why not? You like it!” “If I decide to take it,we would have to sign the papers with that guy and I don’t want to let you evenmore uncomfortable with him.” “Why? He’s not that bad.”

“He’snot? But… why do you look like you want to throw up everytime he opens hismouth?” “Because he talks too much, but I’m not uncomfortable, I’m just… boredwith all this useless small talk and his desperation to you buying the car.”

Yeah,the guy is a little annoying, being nice to him was a burden for Saeyoung too.You’re always very nice, but he knows by now this can tire you a lot.

Andhey, he totally can relate, that’s why sometimes all he needs is his headphonesand a super loud music to recover himself.

Sohe takes the car, he liked it and wanted to take you out of there soon so youcould relax.

 Theway home is quiet, you two are listening to the radio, not talking, justholding hands.

Saeran

Hisfirst RFA party.

Itwas so crowded! He was a little intimidated and anxious, dealing with big noisycrowds was still a journey to him.

 Buta few reassuring kisses from you everytime you passed by him between small talkwith guests here and there, and he felt he could handle this.

Hell,you don’t even need to look at him, just seeing you smiling and talking to theguests as if they’re close friends totally make him feel he got this!

Andhe did, it wasn’t that bad after all, thanks to you.

Hewent to your place after the party. It was comfortable being around you, but hewas still nervous, facing a crowd like that felt less nerve wracking than beingalone with you.

Okay,you telling him to make himself at home and just plopping in the couch to watchTV wasn’t what he was expecting.

Imean, he didn’t know what to expect, but… it wasn’t this, for sure.

It’salmost like you forgot he’s here. Like you are… ignoring him? Why?

Didhe do something wrong? Oh, that rich dude said PDA was unprofessional, but hethought you didn’t give a damn to what Jumin said.

 Didhe do something wrong? But he was pretty sure he was doing good tonight. Wasn’the?

“I’mgoing now.” He said bluntly, heading to the door. “What? Why?” you jumped offthe couch, going after him “I won’t bother you any longer, don’t worry.”“Bother me? But…”

“I’msuch an idiot! I screwed up, didn’t I?” “No! You were amazing tonight!” heblushes a little. “Yeah, that’s what I thought, but why are you ignoring me,then?”

Oh,this poor thing… you explain to him how hard it is to just recover from all theagitation and you need some time to just stay quiet.

 Imean… you’re preaching to the choir here, he definitely feels the same way, hewas so nervous about having to be all lovey dovey with you, he’s relieved thiswon’t be necessary.

Buthe definitely didn’t complain when he woke up cuddling with you in the couch.Just sleeping was a greeeat idea, after all.

[crazesmilecheshire]

My petty prince

Summary: Noct's gets jealous of a baby chocobo cause his own chocobo boy isn't paying attention to him   so he calls it fried chicken and proceeds to be petty   gladio is enjoying this and ignis is being ignis Notes: this a random idea i just came up with and i want fluff right now hahahaah ==================================== "your being petty" Noct's inner brain laughed at him as he watched his bestfriend dote on a baby chocobo in wiz's chocobo post.   "shut up! i am not being petty" he cursed his inner brain and he was sure it was laughing harder at him now.   Noctis must be going crazy that he even talks to himself. Inner Noctis snorted at him inside his brain   "whatever you say man! but pffttt hahahaha I've never known that we'd stoop down this low that we'd get jealous of a baby chocobo! A FUCKING BABY CHOCOBO!!! HAHAHAHAHHA"   Inner Noct continued to mock him as he watched with a scowl on how the baby chocobo was getting all of Prompto's attention.   "ohhhh myyy goshhhh!! you're the cutest thing I've ever seen! Yes you are! Yes you are! Papa Prompto will take good care of you today!" the gunman chooed at the baby chick which made said chick give a happy chirp at what the human was saying.   The prince gave a growl and looked to the side as his cute friend continued to choo, nuzzle and kiss the baby chocobo.   "Lucky fucking fried chicken, enjoy it while you can! Cause it ain't gonna last and I'll be taking Prompto back!" inner Noct was dying of laughter at this point because of the prince's childishness.   As the prince was scheming, Ignis and Gladio pops up from who knows where and sat at the other chairs around Noct's table.   "well he seem to be enjoying our stay here" Ignis adjusted his glasses with a smile as he looked at their chocobo obsessed friend.   "enjoying it is the understatement of the day iggy.... at least he's enjoying it.... unlike some moody prince I know" Gladio smirked as the prince flipped him off.   The shield and advisor started to discuss a book they both find interesting leaving our poor jealous prince to sulk in his own again.   "Awww your so adorableeeeeee!!! Come here let's take a picture of you!" Prompto gushed at his baby chocobo and proceeded to take pictures of it. First it was only shots of the chocobo being adorable on it's own but soon he took pictures of him with the baby chick instead.   Some pictures were blurry because of the chick moving around a lot. But some were pretty decent and adorable to boot. There was a picture were the chick was trying to eat Prompto's hair with gunman laughing about it. Or another one where the freckled boy was kissing the chocobo's head while it snuggled up on Prom's neck.   Any person who would have seen the scene would melt and choo at them at how both boy and bird are being adorable together. Any person except the prince that was getting moodier by the minute.   "that should be me prompto's kissing! that should be me he's taking a picture of! that should be me snuggling to him like that! that should-"   "Awwwww your the cutest thing alive! I love you the most!!"   At what the gunman said something in Noct finally snapped.   "IT SHOULD BE ME THAT PROMPTO'S SAYING I LOVE YOU TO!!!!"   The petty prince suddenly stood up startling his older friends and he went to Prompto's table standing opposite his gunman. His friend immediately noticed him and beamed up at him.   "Noct! Noct! look! have you seen my baby?! Ain't he the cutest thing!" Sunshine boy boasted about his chick to the prince not noticing that the prince was glaring at the baby chocobo.   Noctis just stood there like an idiot while Prompto started feeding the baby some greens he bought just for this day.   "look at that! he's not even acknowledging us because all of his attetion is on that fat overgrown chick" inner Noctis sneered as the prince clenched his fist.   "what the fuck is he doing..... " gladio asked Iggy as they were both watching their prince in amusement.   "I think he's jealous of the baby chocobo getting all of our poor innocent Prompto's attention." the advisor replied amused and exasperated with his prince.   Noctis' blood boiled at the scene playing before his eyes. Prompto was kissing the chick yet again and it seems the baby chocobo is enjoying it and returning the affection with glee. When Prompto's lips neared its head the chick suddenly titled it and the freckled boy kissed the tip of its birdy beak.   "OH THAT IS IT!! IT'S WAR NOW FRIED CHICKEN!!!!!!!"   Prompto didn't notice that the prince was extending his arms to reach the chocobo, too busy gushing about that his baby just kissed him.   "Oh shiva!!! That's the cutest thing I've ever experienced!!! Bet I was your first kiss- HEY NOCT WHAT THE FUCK MAN GIVE MY BABY CHOCOBO BACK!!!" but it was too late and Noct got the confused chick in his arm and was heading for his table from before.   When he reached his destination he disposed the baby chocobo in Ignis' lap and when back to Prompto's side. He can hear the the chick chirping angrily at him for seperating it from the blond haired boy's loving arms.   "Ha! serves you right for taking what's supposed to be mine!" he said in triumph in his mind and he can hear inner Noctis dying from laughter in some corner of his brain.   His chocobo boy was now throwing a hissy fit at him but he ignored the angry jabs and carelessly climbed into the blond's lap.   "Like what the fuck man! Why would you do that! I was having the time of my li- Hey!!"   Well that got Prompto to shut up as the prince enclosed his body in a hug and snuzzled his face in the gunman's neck.   "No-Noct? what's with you???" the prince didn't say anything and continued to snuzzled his face on Prompto's neck. This cause the freckled boy to blush with embarrassment but humored his prince nonetheless.   He rubbed circles in the prince's back and they stayed like that for a while. Prompto can hear his baby chick crying for him but he can't do anything while Noct was acting like a moody and clingy cat.   He heard his prince mumble something but he didn't understand it.   "what was that noct? I can't really understand you if you talk like that.. "   "i said you weren't paying attention to me...... "   "what? speak up bud I still can't understand you" Prompto repeated irritated because Noct was still mumbling.   "I SAID I YOU WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION TO ME SO I GOT JEALOUS OF THAT FREAKING BABY CHOCOBO" Noct shouted angrily but regretted it because he can see Gladio and Ignis holding their laughter in and Prompto staring at him with a surprised look.   "Thank the six that they we're the only people around here." face red from embarrassment he hid his face on Prom's shoulder and tighten his arms around him.   Getting out of his initial shock from his bestfriend's outburst, the freckled boy's brain processed the prince's declaration and proceeded to laugh his ass off.   "BWAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD NOCT HAHAHA YOU GOT JEALOUS OF A BABY CHOCOBO HAHAHAHA OH MY-I CAN'T BELI-THAT YOU- THE CHOCOBO- YOU HAHAHAHAHHA" Prompto can't even finish his thoughts without laughing out loud on how childish his prince was acting.   The petty prince gave a huff and explained himself just to save what dignity he has left.   "Shut up Prom! we've been here for hours and you didn't even looked at me or talked to me since you got that blasted bird and I was feeling.... left out..... you even said you love it the most.... " Noct turned red and made himself smaller in Prompto's hold.   His laughter dying to small giggles Prompto hugged his boyfriend tighter and played with his hair, running his fingers at the raven locks that smelled of cheap hotel shampoo.   "oh noct... what am I gonna do with you... you know you're the only one I love the most and nothing can replace you" the gunman kissed his boyfriend's head as Noct went to look at him. They stared into each other's eyes and Prompto gave a sweet smile and kissed his childish prince.   The kiss lasted for some while, it was just a sweet kiss. A touch of lips on lips nothing more. When it ended they both smiled with Noctis retreating to his previous position with his head on Prom's shoulder.   "Well.... it's true that I love you the most but..... baby chocobo's are dangerously close to your place....."   "PROMPTO!!!!!"   The freckled boy continued to tease his prince with said prince threatening every chocobo's existence into damnation. As the disgustingly cute couple continued to playfully argue with each other, the older members of their party watch them from the side letting them have their moment.   "Well that was extremely sweet I think I can barf sugar now" chuckled the muscle man of the group as he turned to his companion.   "They are Noctis and Prompto... you know how they are." Ignis replied still watching the couple with a smile while petting the baby chocobo in his lap. Oh wait...... the baby is still in his lap! and it was still huffing and puffing from being removed from its human and never being put back.   "Ummmm Gladiolus......" Gladio looked at Ignis and followed his gaze to the cute baby bird chirping angrily. The big man laughed and wiped the invisible tears that was gathering in his eyes.   "I think it had grown quite attached to our gunman and wants to be with him again.... "   still laughing Gladio petted the chubby bird which cause it to headbutt his hand wanting Prompto's hand instead.   "What are we going to do with it?" the advisor asked the shield, raising a perfect eyebrow at the mischievous smirk that the shield was giving him.   "we'll be keeping it for a while Iggy! think about it! it makes Prompto happy that will cause Noct to be unhappy because he's being beaten again. And an irritated Noct makes as both happy because we get to see him suffer!" Gladiolus declared with an evil grin towards the advisor.   "You do have a point there.... "   "I do have a point Iggy! It's a win-win situation for all of us.... well except for Noct but who cares!" Gladio roared with laughter and Ignis agreed with him with a mischievous smile of his own.   "Well then little fella, welcome aboard" Ignis petted the irritated bird, its anger increasing as the seconds passed away from his human.   "Oh this is gonna be funnnnnnn" drawled Gladio as he took a glance at the couple that was busy inside their own little world.   "Gonna be fun indeed"

[nomercles]

spn meme

Oh, fun!  Thanks, @zmediaoutlet​!

1.  What season did you start watching SPN?

Between 4 and 5.  I was in a game and our GM was a HAAAACK, and also a big mouth, and so he figured out that when he wholesale lifted the plot of the show he’d finally did something I liked and found interesting, and tried to curry favor by telling me all about this show I’d really love.  Except I’m actually smart, and figured out pretty damned fast that I was basically priestess!Sam, which is flattering I guess, but still pretty shitty.  And I immediately dropped the game and kept the show.

2.  Who was the first character you fell in love with?

Oh, Dean.  Absolutely.  He was exactly my type, and Jared Padalecki looks like the cleaned-up Hollywood version of the dominant who’d just dropped my ass and it freaked me out quite a lot.  Dean’s love for him won me over, though.

3.  Who was a character you hated at first, but grew to love?

I don’t know that love is as strong as I’m feeling, but I’m going to go with Rowena and Naomi.  They finally got really interesting, just before they died.  Why the hell do the writers do that?  (rhetorical question)  And a touch of Sam, because of the aforementioned bad relationship timing business, but I got over it fairly quickly.  (And bonus?  It helped me get over the guy faster, too.  “This is who you could have been, you asshat!”)

4.  Which character would you most like to be in a long-term relationship with?

Oh.  Um.  Here’s the trick.  This answer will be different in about a week.  Ask again for variety.  Right this second, I’m going with Jody or Benny.  Jody just hits every single one of my buttons, and Benny is really not far behind.  Ohhhh, can I have Jody/Ellen/Benny?  Is that greedy?

5.  If you could go on just one date with one character, which one would you choose?

Oof.  Meanie.  Yeah, I’m going with Dean.

6.  What would you do on the date?

I do love a nice car.  I’m a girl of varied tastes.  I can do aperitifs in the parlor just as easily as burgers in a bar.  But I love someone who’s uncomplicated--or if they are complicated, they’re self-soothing.  I just think Dean could make it fun.  Unpretentious, easy, and fun.  I don’t date easily or well at all, and being with someone who could help us over the bumpy bits would be nice.  (I think I basically have been on a date with Dean, and it was just about perfect.  They made for the perfect one-night-stand, if I’m only ever going to have one.)

7.  Which character would you most want to be like?

Ellen.  It takes a hell of a woman to go through everything she has and to still have her shit together, and she still has steel and velvet in her spine.  She’s tough, but not hard, and she doesn’t tolerate fools lightly, and she will absolutely go to war for you, if you’re one of hers.  I admire the hell out of her.

8.  Which character would you most like to see brought back from the dead?

No one.  Let people fucking die.  Let death have meaning again.  The story is so much more interesting and powerful if there are some fucking consequences.  That said, I do wonder how an older and wiser Sam and Dean would handle being faced with a new roster of Special Children.

9.  Which character would you most like to punch?

Most?  That’s hard.  Balthazar.  Or Zachariah.  Or really, and this would please me greatly, lock them in a room together and never let them out and tell me how that goes.

10.  Who is your absolute favorite character?

SamDeanSam&Dean.  If I put that all together we can pretend it’s just one character, yes?  Okay, fine.  Sam and Dean, the unit.

11.  Which “big bad” do you think was the worst?

Toss up between Metatron and Azazel.  I hated Metatron the most, but Azazel was most frightening to me.  Often, it’s the lesser-bads that are more unbearable to me.

12.  Which character are you most like?

You know, someone told me just recently that I’m a lot like Donna.  I don’t think this is a question I can answer for myself.  I know myself pretty well, but I still come armed with pre- and misconceptions.  I know who I want to be, and I know who I think I’ve been.  I don’t have a solid grasp on how others see me.

13.  What death hit you the hardest?

Bobby’s, or Dean’s latest one.  Though, again, repeated returns cheapen it.  Oh, man, and Ellen and Jo going out had me bawling.  I think those are the only ones that have had me needing to take a break.

14.  What season finale hit you the hardest?

5.  And then 11.

15.  What are your ten all-time favorite episodes?

Oh, man, I hate you so much right now.  This is going to take some thinking.

(2.14) Born Under a Bad Sign

(3.10) Dream a Little Dream of Me

(4.01) Lazarus Rising

(5.04) The End

(5.14) My Bloody Valentine

(5.16) Dark Side of the Moon

(6.04) Weekend at Bobby’s

(7,10) Death’s Door

(8.06) Southern Comfort

(10.05) Fan Fiction

(12.04) American Nightmare

I tried.  I really did.  There’s eleven.  I couldn’t get it lower.  Chronological order, rather than order of preference.  And to be honest, I’m probably wrong on a couple, but now my brain hurts, and this is what you get.

16.  What’s been your favorite season?

Ohhh, so, fun discovery!  I always hate the current season for a while, and then a few watches later, I’ll realize that I fucking love that thing.  (S7 being the exception so far.  Still don’t care for it.)  But I’m going to go with S4-5, because I can’t separate them.  They flow too beautifully together.

17.  Who is your favorite angel?

Super unpopular--though not surprising--opinion: it is decidedly not Cas.  Probably Gabriel.  He’s not a good guy, but he’s fucking interesting.  And that whole “run from my problems, make things worse, try to be heroic but maybe it’s too late by now” thing is a trend for me.  Though, thank Chuck, not on quite such a cosmic scale.

18.  Who’s your favorite demon?

Meg, Ruby, Casey, Alastair, War.  I’m not good at this There Can Be Only One thing.  And all of those appeal in completely different ways, so I can’t really compare them anyway.  Meg had such an interesting character development.  Ruby was so smug, and for all that she was sly, she was also kind of clumsy.  Moments of brilliance, but she wasn’t any kind of master manipulator.  I wonder if she could have done it without the blood.  Casey seemed like she had some fascinating stories in there, and she was the first demon we really got to see as a person.  Alastair was...God.  *shudder*  And War was just so cheerful about it all.  He knew his job, he liked his job, and he was secure.

19.  Who’s your favorite evil character?

Alastair.  And a runner-up of Azazel!John.

20.  Do you have any Supernatural ships?

Have you met me?  Die-hard Wincester over here.  Dimpala.  And what’s the one for Death/Dean?  I don’t read that one very often, but there are some good fic.  And for Sam, I kinda like asexual Sastiel and cozy snuggly Sevin.

21.  Who’s your favorite supporting actor?

Oh, man, it’s between Charles Malik Whitfield, Ruth Connell, and Aldis Hodge.  I have liked literally everything I have seen Whitfield do, I followed Hodge over to Leverage, and I could watch Ruth Connell say “moose” all damned day.

22.  What’s your favorite quote from the show?

...is there a database of good SPN quotes somewhere that I can consult?  Because I think I need one for this question.  Maybe Meg: “Look, I'm simpler than you think. I've figured one thing out about this world – just one, pretty much. You find a cause, and you serve it. Give yourself over, and it orders your life. Lucifer and Yellow Eyes – their mission was it for me.”

23.  If you could cast one famous actor in an episode of SPN, who would it be?

Fuck, man, I don’t know.  *stares at DVD shelf*  Brendan Fraser or Sam Elliott. 

24.  If you could write your own episode, what kind of creature would you like to see included?

ooo!  I’d like to see them dig into some very local monsters.  Not local to me, but personal to America monsters.  Try to hunt down a Thunderbird.

25.  Who’s your favorite girl that Dean’s hooked up with?

Tara Benchley.  She just looked so satisfied.  Or Suzy Lee from (9.08) Rock and a Hard Place.

26.  Who’s your favorite girl that Sam’s hooked up with?

Dr. Cara Roberts.  I have an affection for women who are just there for fun and aren’t interested in anything more.  Not because I don’t want the guys to have outside relationships (though, I don’t, because that’s not what I’m watching the show for), but I like women who just know what they want and are interested in playfully objectifying the guys.

27.  What are some of your favorite convention moments?

I don’t really watch the con videos much.  I will every so often, but the sound is always crap, and I get a headache.  I do quite like watching Jensen sing, though.  Hot damn.

28.  If you were going to guest star (or be a recurring guest star) on spn, how would you want your character described?

Cheerful, and snarky.  I’m gonna die anyway, I might as well be fun.

29.  What do you hope to see in the next season?

The Winchesters just being Winchesters.  Unless I am very much mistaken, this is the last season, so how about we go back to the show I fell in love with?  Like all mythic characters, Sam and Dean are both inherently human, and deeply divine.  So how about we get shit like the great icons trying to find clothes that fit them, or arguing over who left red socks in the laundry and why the hell do we even have red socks, Sam.  I want the show to end as beautifully as it could have been if they’d actually stopped at the end of 5.

30-40.  If you had to choose...

Bobby or John?  After all this time, John.  Let Bobby die.

Bela or Ruby?  Ruby.

Jess or Madison?  No opinion.  Madison, just because Jess carries the same problems as Mary.

Jo or Lisa?  Jo.

Charlie or Kevin?  Kevin.

Balthazar or Ash?  ASH.

Cas or Crowley?  Crowley.

Ben or Claire?  Claire.

Jody or Donna?  Jody.  That’s a tough one, though.

Sam or Dean?  No.  I’m not even going to entertain this one.

[princesspraxina]

ok since my queue just popped out my pre-season 2 ship chart, here’s my post-season 2 ship chart and explanations below:

otp status:

nathaniel/iris - still an absolutely angelic ship, adorable. healthy but not perfect, interracial, adorable, i love them, i want them to be happy

praxina/iris - forget you! is such a good fucking episode and praxina just wanted to be happy and good and iris just wanted her to have what she wanted and felt was right and iris letting praxina choose her own path was so good and pure and i love them

mephisto/auriana - i still love them and am holding out for them when mephisto comes back. idk the status of lolirock currently but if theres a season 3 i expect mephisto’s return and i expect tension!

love status:

iris/auriana - did yall see the finale? did yall see that hug? that hug was so good. auriana loves iris so much. theyre so cute and good to each other and i love them

iris/talia - i also really love how these two are dedicated to each other. it’s wholesome and good and i love them a lot

like status:

auriana/talia - i love these two a lot but sometimes it feels like they wouldnt be friends if not for the mission, so its moved from love to like. i still enjoy them plenty and appreciate fanstuff for them, i just like them better with iris lol

talia/praxina - i still enjoy the potential for this ship a lot, i liked how talia was suspicious of praxina in forget you! but then at the end she wanted praxina to stay good, and i loved her saying wow! when praxina smiled her first genuinely happy smile

talia/kyle - i didnt like them initially because i was annoyed that kyle never came back, but now that he did, i find them way better! talia acknowledged her crush as such, kyle wasnt a pushy dumbass like in his first ep, they were more like an actual shippable couple this time! im glad he came back tbh

praxina/auriana - remember when auriana was like “nooo, you look great!” and praxina blushed like a fool? yes. i love them. i love that auriana can make praxina blush like that

matt/auriana - i still really liked them even if matt has disappeared and will likely never return

don’t mind status:

nathaniel/doug - doug has become irrelevant but theyre still buddies so its fine

iris/mephisto - i still dont get why more people dont ship this. nat/iris is obviously better but meph/iris is pretty good. they have lots of really sweet moments. the “id be happy to serve you as queen of ephedia” line? forreal? good shit

carissa/mephisto - ive seen this a few times and its not bad. i prefer carissa as a lesbian but she and mephisto worked together well and i like how she beats the shit out of him

doug/praxina - i thought this was gonna be praxina’s “canon het ship” in case of redemption but then in forget you! they had an opportunity to interact that just...didnt happen! so i guess it was my misinterpretation. so i still like it but its pointless to me

carrisa/lyna - i thought these two would be more shippable but in the end i find them more annoying as a pair than cute. they dont seem to like each other much or share any interests, but are mature enough to work together for a just cause. so im good with the ship but it doesnt appeal to me

dislike status:

doug/auriana - i dont reeaaally have a problem with this ship its just, yknow, boring! theyre really cute bffs, i love them taking that selfie together. also doug kind of is barely in the show anymore so who cares

lev/lyna - ive only seen this once and its super boring. thats it. its just boring. whys it exist? because for some reason this fandom thinks we need more het ships

hate status:

iris/lev - lev is boring and pointless, but it’s not a notp cuz i DO see the appeal. but really, iris/nat is way better and i dont think lev was a necessary character esp considering the small number of episodes he was in

notp status:

talia/mephisto - this ship sucks it was made up by homophobes who are obsessed with mephisto and draw nsfw art of teenagers! whats the appeal? there IS no appeal! i used to think id ship any interracial ship that was thrown my way but sometimes life proves ya wrong. anyway this ship is Bad and im tired of seeing it

praxina/that one guy whose name i dont know because he’s completely irrelevant and uninteresting and she deserves better than being paired with a random ass guy just for the sake of unnecessary heterosexuality - oh i accidentally said it already cuz i dont know his name cuz he’s pointless, yeah, so. who is he? who cares. he’s pointless. if youre gonna ship praxina with a random dude why did it have to be such a boring ass white boy ohhhh my god. im tired of seeing praxina/this guy shit when i search her on google! google doesnt include my tumblr blacklist. oh wait i cant even blacklist this shit cuz idk his name cuz hes pointless!! anyway i love praxina and she deserves better than this bullshit. another ship made up by homophobes, btw, so, extra annoying

ot3 status:

auriana/iris/talia - in that order! i love polyrock. polyrock is good, its golden, its beautiful. girls loving girls. these girls loving each other. its wonderful

mephisto/auriana/praxina - i guess, obviously, not with all three of them, but more like auriana with each twin on one arm? i love how she makes both their hearts race, it’s adorable. i love it

[spritepipis]

The Final Problem: Thought Process

Oh no poor bby JIM NNO NOT THE CHILD aw kidlock This Just In: Sherlock is now a horror movie. I always knew mycroft had a gun in that dumb umbrella Conclusion 1: Jesus Christ, Sherlock. Good job Lmao John wow Final revenge on poor Mycroft THE FINGER-IN-THE-AIR-RETRACE-STEPS "WAIT" THING HE DOES "You have to sit in the chair" Why can't Sherlock remember her Mycroft looking after Sherlock (but still in an asshole) JOHN IS FAMILY AHH Era-defining genius? Has Sherlock internalized Euros as a coping mechanism? Cutting herself? What the fuck? Huh. Interesting kid? Weird, but interesting? REDBEARD NO OH BABY SHERL NO did she drown redbeard NOOH GOD SHE DID UM UM THATS BAD SHES ALREADY AGAINST SHERLOCK flame consumes all good god Mycroft looks so sad Euros died? I don't think so Uncle Rudy? Wtf SHERRINFORD YES ohh "I can give you a map reference for hell" Mrs. Hudson? Are you okay? OH NO A DRONE WTF DX WHAT MOTION SENSOR WHAT IS YHIS lmao Mrs. Hudson Pls don't blow yourselves up Oscar Wilde really John Aw they're so nice Everyone is so nice when they're being dreaded NOT THE VIOLIN the circle shot makes me sick stop That radio is making me nervous "Are you walking on my roof?" SHERLOCK THE PIRATE OH MY GOOOOOD See you should have been looking at the man you just handed the chip to whOA MYCROFTS EYE WIGGLE LMAO BAMF Mycroft "Door opening" sounded like moriarty VIOLIN AH HE HAS INTERNALIZED HER oh yikes glass and everything Her hair is pretty SONG HOW DOES SHE KNOW ITS HIM oh wow standoffish much? Oh god she's a robot You are a prisoner of your own meat?? how did she get a strad DONT TAKE THE STRAD WTF callouses and Oh she taught him nvm NO STOP LEAVE HIM ALONE She enslaves people? Oh god she does Wait but that's the director's voice If this is a trap I swear Oh no this song I'm going to cry Also: when performing, many times shaking and vibrato are the same damn thing (speaking from experience) Laughing and screaming oh god oh god redbeard no Don't touch the fucking glass Don't god damn it JOHN IS AN OUTSIDER LOOKING IN PERFECT FOR EVALUATING THE SITUATION WITHOUT EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE TO CLOUD HIS VISION GOD DAMN IT DIRECTOR DUDE I KNEW IT Uh oh She's so clever She's Wait what OH GOD THIS SHOT fave remix of 2017 OH BABYS BACK his poor employees God I missed him "Big g" ??? Sto IM RELATABLE THAT WAY oh god more sex references Criminality is a nice word Oh Five years ago god damn it Did the donkey eat Yeah wow okay Unsupervised is a bad idea She mirrors Mirroring helps people grow close to one another it fosters trust AND THEYVE MERGED LOVE THAT Oh my god no that's terrible Dear? Did Sherlock just call Mycroft dear? He's changing his voice aw such growth Oh for fuck's sake She's evil Oh god one of them has to kill her oh no John Watson is a soldier but god damn it no stop he's smol and soft Oh my god Moriarty He took it he took it this is bad He can't do it I know he can't OH NO NOT EXECUTION STYLE please don't Whoopsie. Guess he's dead now welp. Yeah it had to be one of them you are idiots She's evil of course she had to kill her Jesus Christ this is terrible "she very clever" "I'm beginning to think you're not" Okay that kid is so unaffected she's totally hired to do this "To hell with what happens to us" She's like an evil scientist She changes her voice too to be younger OH IT WAS MORIARTYS VOICE THE WHOLE TIME : THE DOOR, "MIND THE GAP" Aww he knows it's affectin John and he's trying to stop him from being not useful Molly no molly please answer Poor bby she's sick Please don't hurt her she does love you There's no way around this Also thanks Moffatiss for fucking queerbaiting She's trying to believe it's true even though she knows it's not Molly please Oh god poor girl SHES STILL ON THE PHONE OH GOD oh no that's almost worst he basically hurt both of them Don't put this into context I don't want it to be in please It's okay, Sherlock. Soldiers. Stop stop stop don't kill them don't don't Smart or steady Family or friend WHAT MYCROFT IS SUCH A BITCH no this is actually a thing oh god JOHN NO JOHN PLEASE NO EMOTION IS SO HARD DONT MAKE HIM SAD ITS HARD ok well that makes me want to shoot Mycroft Aw small smile from Sherlock Stop it don't kill either of them Sherlock looked so pained Don't you do it don't don't don't don't don't So she still cares she doesn't want them dead Aww his child voice is so kind god he's such a kind man I love him so much Oh no he has to solve more than one case at once He's chained oh no REDBEARD She How did she do this JOHN NO oh hey that's a story I think, the musgrave ritual Was redbeard Was he fake GOD OH NO OH GOD THIS THIS IS VICTOR wait he is a parallel the only person Sherlock cares about first victor now John Water oh god stop YOU NEVER HAD A BEST FRIEND?! THATS NO REASON TO KILL HIS Ohhhh that's clever that's very clever Do you have a shovel If John dies I'm rioting I need your love? Seek my room? God what a lonely child Oh it was a mind game oh no It was a cry for help oh sweet girl I'm so sorry Uh this is sweet but John is still drowning? Aw we get so many hugs I love them HE REMEMBERED GREG Awwwwww finally after all this time he's a good man IT IS WHAT IT IS Benedict's parents are so great Oh stop it mommy holmes I know she's your daughter but chill He's lying He has to be You were always the grown up what does that mean VIOLIN YES ugh tunings a bitch Did Ben learn just for that Awwwwwww headphones on wall skull Just keep playing life goes on Aww they're mimicking she's tEACHING? AND NOW THEYRE PLAYING A DUET what you could bECOME?? DUETS WAIT DUETS ARE FOR COUPLES?? Last refuge oh my god AWW THE SMILEY OMG THE DANCING MAN parentlock oh my god My Baker Street boys: Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson okay kids well that's it and I'm shaking and I'm crying but it was worth it