#creating scenarios in my head

[gosiksmallspace]

They were lovers in a different universe and they don't even realize 😭😭😭😭😭

[sigbookofpoems]

[sol-dial]

Tony (having just woken up after being severely injured): If I knew I was going to be kidnapped and tortured today, I would have saved the self-torture for another day.

Steve (going from insanely worried to shocked): Tony.

Tony (almost immediately): ..it’s a mechanism for self-deprecation, Steve, sorry for hating myself :/

Steve (insanely irritated): T o n y .

[whaliensdream]

Not a day goes by where I don't think about the way Kit got sooo protective of Ty in the span of just a few weeks of knowing him... and my heart gets all mushy because of that soft boy.

But you know what? I wanna see Ty get super protective of Kit in TWP and Kit losing it because of this. My boy is gonna melt at the tiniest sign of care, I just know it.

[sengenism]

MY BABY BOY'S BIRTHDAY!!!

Now after Yuzuriha and Gen, we only have Taizu left!

I wonder what Senku gifted them^^

(I am never going to get over how Gen squeezes right in the middle of Senku's best friends or how their birthdays are mirrored)

- 🧅

it's like yuzuriha and taiju are both squeezing gen into this one big hug and IT'S MY FAVOURITE THING EVER

i believe inagaki sensei when he says that senku and gen's birthdays being inverted was merely a coincidence

but then there's the fact that gen's birthday was senku's revival day and seeing that date on the tree was what made him change sides from the very beginning

and gen's birthday being in between senku's two favourite people

senku might not give credit to such things, but if all these coincidences weren't planned and they couldn't have been stopped either... what can i say? it might've been fate after all~

[meiflowers]

i know this is probably a one-shot joke, but the workings behind this image are so funny to me. considering that monkey cop is an actual canonical series in the show (with figurines and merch), and wukong actually acted in it, how did they even get macaque in on this. what leverage did they have over him to make him play the criminal in this show. what did they tell wukong. did they just say, "hey, monkey king. your former boyfriend-current nemesis-enemy-whatever the fuck you call him is going to be your co-star. don't blow up the set."

[a-most-beloved-fool]

tbh I want to see more DS9 polycule stuff centering on Kira. Like, "This is my girlfriend, Jadzia (she's also Worf's wife), and my girlfriend Odo (who is also Quark's boyfriend), and my boyfriend Miles, who is married to my girlfriend Keiko, and they're dating Julian (who is really just my metamour, but he DID get me pregnant with Miles and Keiko's child), and my boyfriend Shakaar, and my boyfriend Bareil, and my boyfriend Damar, and this is Gul Dukat, who I want to kill, but is the father of my adopted daughter-"

[cummodus]

"It's a dream, a frightful dream... Life is. Do you think that's true?"

"I don't know."

"I think it is. And I have only you to share it with."

[mics-bootlicker]

deku and rody sending each other letters after their little gay on the run from a cult and the police adventure 😭😭 (rody has a phone and they both text, they just like to do this)

[ponytailzuko]

one day 10 years from now im going to snap and im writing an accounting atla au where they're all in some sort of accounting field. like aang is the auditor in charge of doing the 100th annual audit on ozais company and just kills him (locks him up bc aang is a pacifist) or something I don't fucking know i can't take it anymore.

[nyc3]

hello I recently and after going through it I would like to ask some questions if that’s ok of course and sorry if you perhaps got one of theses questions before

1.what is your general opinion on Shigaraki cause I’m curious as a shiggy fan and just curious in general what other people who don’t like him as much or just in general don’t like him think of him

2. How would you write/rewrite shigaraki just in general or if nine was the main villian and Shigaraki was like a secondary villian and or maybe him joining up with nine

3. What do you think would have happened if nine found tenko

sorry if this ask comes off as annoying or rude I’m just general curious hope you having a good/night

Hello!

It's ok, I would try to answer the question the best I can as english isn't my first lenguage so sorry if you find errors here and there. So let's go:

1_ This may sound strange as my constant comments and critiques about Shigaraki may make look like I hate him, but isn't really the case.

I think is more he's a frustrating character to me because while on paper his concept is fine, I feel his presence ends up being detrimental to the quality of the story because the mangaka didn't know how kept Shigaraki relevant and his solution was artificially increase his status sacrificing other more interesting characters with potential just to elevate Shigaraki, especially Nine and Overhaul.

2_ Honestly I never thought on an in deep rewrite of Shigaraki overall character.

But If I have to say something he did works as a early antagonist considering the initial states of MHA and while I'm not fan of having a singular main villain (because in my ideal story multiple major villains should fight for the power) I think Shigaraki and Nine surely can coexist in the same story. They can even influence each other in fact.

After all an important part of Shigaraki as a character is how he develops a sense camaraderie and tries to became a better leader (even if there's a lot of problems with the execution if that idea in canon).

But Nine already had those qualities since the beginning, he's a good leader who always cared about his teamates and tried his best to protect them. He was a hero for them basically.

So why not make Nine a figure which inspires Shigaraki rather than his rival and Tomura attemps to became a better version of himself while looking what makes Nine a beloved leader, while at the same it time creates a contrast with AFO who was the only prominent figure on his life before.

It would also be funny if AFO didn't see coming how his two attempts of "successors" would became closer allies rather than rivals and join forces, eventually opposing him. Nine would never follow AFO selfish ideals, and he probably will fight to free Shigaraki from his control.

3_ This one is interesting, because I don't think Nine and Shigaraki have a big age difference in the first place.

Despite Nine got a more adult vibe he probably is at best middle 20s, which would make him 4-5 years older than Shigaraki in terms of canon age.

So in a scenario where Nine found Tenko after what happened to his family that day they both will still be kids.

But despite Nine seem to only care about people with stronger quirks and you can think "why he would care about a random kid in the streets?" I actually think Nine has this unconsious instict to protect others in a vulnerable situation regardless of their actual power. After all how he could guess people like Slice and Mummy were strong but he helped them anyway?

That being said I think Nine would do exactly the same for Tenko if he found him that day, extending a hand to him (metaphorically at least lol) and both would escape together while trying to survive on the cruel world of the streets as two orphans without any place to go.

Think about it as Nine being the big bro who tries to protect Tenko the best he can, because he knows Tenko can be a really strong person and both could take on the world someday. Of course Nine won't try to fuel Tenko's trauma unlike AFO, perhaps he will attempt to heal him and Tenko will recover a bit of his own selfless and sweet self with time.

While they grown together as a found family they eventually will meet Chimera, Slice and Mummy like Nine did in canon.

Idk how their lives should continue from there, but pretty sure all them will still fight for create the ideal world Nine always wanted for all of them.

So that's it, I tried my best to answer each question but probably I could've added a lot more but didn't want to make this too long either.

Perhaps one day I will do more post with ideas about how I would like the story to be. It's very fun write about Nine and Shigaraki actually.

Thank you for ask and read!

[jazzy-a]

I would find it hilarious if Angel's advances towards Alastor backfire on him at some point.

Instead of making Al a "Daddy", he just becomes a "Dad." And with that comes all the implications where this man is just a needless embarrassment to him.

Angel Dust: After all, I'm one of the hottest, most desirable, GORGEOUS actors in-!

Alastor: Weren't you born right after that dreadfully hilarious little boat accident?

Vaggie: Boat accident? Are you talking about... the Titanic!??

Angel Dust, fuming: You shut your f*cking face or so help me I'll tie your tubes, Radio-head! See how good you talk then!

Alastor, delighted: My! Was that a radio pun, dear? Tell me, did you have a cathedral or tombstone in your time?

Angel Dust: SHUT UP!

Alastor: Poor thing. Probably can't remember in his old age.

Angel Dust: AKJ**!#BFS@3!1JBLQW!*!!!!

[buccellato]

Having a normal one thinking about tristamp Knives considering himself a "proper" independent in comparison to Vash, but all of the traits he is shown valuing as a plant are the things that humans would value in a production plant, not a plant that exists separately from humanity. The early development of his powers, the fact that he doesn't need fuel (food or water) for replenishing his energy? Ideal for something that a human values for production! Plus he can't communicate with the higher dimension in the same way Vash does, he can only draw energy to produce things—and we know from the fight in the finale Vash is pretty evenly matched even while holding back (and by extension, we know that Vash is more baseline powerful than Knives in Trimax). But by all measures, Vash is less "useful" as a plant to No Man Land's current production capabilities compared to Knives (who could pretty much be a one-man factory).

Anyways I'm not going anywhere specific with this. I'm tired and running on fumes, just rotating things in my brain.

[girlsdogmotif]

Bullseye

Whumpee opens the door to the bleak stairwell mentally preparing herself to climb the 14 floors, since she couldn’t get in elevators anymore without having a panic attack as soon as the doors closed. She gets about halfway to her destination before she hears a door from a few floors below her creak open. 

That’s…odd. People rarely take the stairs other than her, but she hoped someone was just using a bathroom on a different floor or something. She continued on her march up the endless spiral concrete stairs.

When she heard the footsteps of the other person climbing the stairs, she froze for barely a moment, her heart beating loud in her ears. Sure enough the footsteps stopped for a moment. 

Shit. She thought to herself and tried to calm down and pick up her leisurely pace without making it seem like she was trying to get away.

Maybe it’s just some rando and I’m just paranoid. She unconvincingly told herself as she tried not to breathe too loudly once she got to the 10th floor. 

Okay, okay. Only 4 more floors, you can do this. She repeated the mantra to herself in her head but it quickly got overrun with her panicked thoughts. Pausing for a second to try to catch her breath, she tightened the straps of her backpack that must have been full of bricks with how much it was weighing her down.

Before she started to climb, she hesitantly peaked her head over the railing to see if the person was still there and to reassure herself that she was just being paranoid and it wasn’t who she thought it was.

But sure enough, leaning casually against the railing two floors down looking up at her with an amused smirk on his face, there he was. He raised his hand in a casual wave. She quickly pulled her head back like he didn’t already see her, and almost fell on her butt but recovered by pulling herself up by the railing and practically flinging herself up the stairs. 

C’mon c’mon c’mon! Shit! Shit! Shit! Were her only thoughts as she tried to get to the 14th floor. Not that she had a plan really, she wouldn’t be safe there necessarily, but it felt better to have a goal, and anything was better than staying in this godforsaken stairwell.

Cutting through her heavy breaths and heart beating in her ears she heard his annoying sing-song voice echo up to her.

“Whuuuummmpppeeeeee–” Jesus like a fucking movie villian this guy. If she had the time or energy to spare she’d roll her eyes.

Fed up already with his mocking actions, she just looked over the railing, unable to see him under the stairs and yelled an echoing “FUCK YOU” with as much malice as she could muster. Before it even finished echoing she was sprinting up the last two flights taking the stairs 2 at a time. 

As she got to the 13th floor, she was so close! She heard the footsteps that had been floors below her a second ago, now right behind her. Stupidly, she dared to look back. 

Cursing his abnormally long legs that allowed him to take the stairs 3 at time, she wanted to call him a freakish monster but mentally filed that away for later because now didn’t seem like the right time. Instead she just yelled “SHIT!” mostly to herself, as she tried to make the last flight.

Right as she reached the landing between the 13th and 14th floor she was abruptly slammed from behind straight into the wall. Barely able to twist her body in time so she didn’t go headfirst and break her neck, she bounced off the wall with an oomph and collapsed to her hands and knees, breathing hard. 

With one final look up to the door with a 14 above it she sighed, she was so close. Her thigh muscles that were finally not holding up her weight started to shake from the exertion, soreness kicking in. Which, of course, made it even more difficult for her to remain in a somewhat upright position when she was kicked harshly in the abdomen by a familiar hiking boot.

Gasping as her body that was already desperate for air got it aggressively knocked out of her, she collapsed onto the dusty floor and tried to curl into herself. She was given a merciful moment to catch her breath before with a yelp she was suddenly yanked upwards by her backpack. 

Now almost dangling in the air by the straps of her backpack, she grunted and struggled to kick her leg, out of instinct and to get balanced, but her legs were made of gelatin. She heard her attacker chuckle lightly at her flailing. The hold on her backpack released and she was dropped back onto her feet, to which she immediately began to crumble back to the ground.

Whumper sighed deeply above her and reluctantly caught her with a practiced arm around the waist. Most likely unintentionally his arm also lifted her backpack up a few inches which pleasantly lifted the weight off her back.

“This whole thing feels completely avoidable, you know.” He said, sounding mildly exasperated but she knew that he most certainly enjoyed “this whole thing”, probably too much in fact. Before she could even scoff out a reply, he effortlessly swung her around, before pushing her back against the wall for support. She quickly got her bearings and was finally able to properly glare at him now that they were face to face, opening her mouth to shoot back before he raised his hand and interrupted her.

“And I think the ‘fuck you’ was also completely unnecessary and a bit too aggressive for my liking.” He put a hand over his heart to represent his fake hurt. Whumpee half expected him to wipe a fake tear away with this shitty performance he was giving. 

“And…” His amused smirk returned, clearly enjoying his position of control. “I think I deserve an apology.” Whumpee just continued to shoot him a bored glare. Inside however, she was fuming at him thinking he had the right to demand anything of her.

“My liking.” Pfft what an asshole. An apology? Is he fucking serious? You just threw me into a wall!. But before she could let out any of those thoughts, she schooled her expression to be one of fake reflectiveness and regret, noting that he had taken a step and a half back from her and she had a bit more space.

“Well,” Whumpee started, pushing off the wall the tiniest bit. Whumper’s cold eyes lit up for a second with a hint of excitement and disbelief. For just that millisecond moment Whumpee revelled in his stupid expression.

“F-” She barely got the first syllable out before she was slammed back into the corner by a crushing hand on her throat.

“Yeah, I thought that was too good to be true.” Whumper said with unsurprised disappointment.

“You didn’t even hear what I was gonna sa-” Whumpee tried to cough out a smart-ass comment before she was unconscious just to piss him off further. She really doesn’t have enough self-preservation huh.

Whumper's expression darkened and his other hand went to her throat and she whimpered as he slowly slid her up the wall till her feet were no longer touching the ground, and they were almost at eye level. Now being completely devoid of oxygen she desperately tried to kick at his legs but he quickly restricted her movement by pressing one of his own legs against hers. They made eye contact and Whumper soaked in the terrified look on Whumpee’s red face, the fear in her teary eyes as she tried hopelessly to get a breath in. He leaned closer and she tried to flinch away.

“One day, you won’t have to be near death for me to see that fear in your eyes.”

But what Whumper had failed to notice was that by pinning down her kicking legs he had made a very specific and painful area of his very vulnerable. Certain that her face was turning purple and she had received brain damage from her lack of oxygen, Whumpee used the last of her strength and brought her knee up with as much force as she could. 

Bullseye.

[omegalerc]

u pop in once a week and say the truth and i say amen and then u disappear

EUFYSHSYAOZGUS anon imagine being me. U are the chosen prophet of the divine chussy revelations but never enough time in ur day to post about them all. You have your eager apostles waiting to consume your teachings but there is things like job and class taking up your time. your brain and mind are haunted 24/7 by charles and his racesuit that he specifically tightens around his waist to make sure it’s as slutty as possible. you are constantly creating scenarios up in your head of charles and his 9 different alphas depending on the day and your mood while also having to keep an accurate track of his pregnancy. It’s torture.

[tightjeansjavi]

hey Joseph Quinn girlies (gn) is it a canon event to fall in love with Eddie Munson that your tik tok algorithm starts showing you edits of him, and suddenly your search history on AO3 is Eddie Munson (and steddie) bc I fear that this is a canon event 😩💀