#crustaceanposting

[littleocelli]

i saw this article on my phones news app and i had to do this

[isopodgirldick]

hmm

[isopodsfuckyeah]

It’s Flat Fuck Friday so today’s Isopod Of The Day is

Porcellionides pruinosus

This is a larger family of isopods, which includes the previously mentioned Powder Orange Isopod as well as Powder Blue Isopods and many others

These guys are the isopods of the day because they cannot conglobate, unlike isopods in the armadillidae family. This makes them wonderful flat fucks

[isopodsfuckyeah]

This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen

Most fucked up thing i ever drew...

[culturesingularity]

[isopodgirldick]

things to say to your partner:

"if you were a crustacean I could slurp you right out of your shell without leaving any meat behind"

[isopodsfuckyeah]

Today’s Isopod is the

Tounge Eating Louse: Cymothoa exigua

These suckers are an aquatic variant of isopods in the parasitoid isopod family, Cymothoidae. Cymothoa Exigua enters a fish’s body through the gills, and the female attaches itself to the tongue, while the male attaches to the gill, arching behind and beneath the female. Once settled, the female will sever the blood vessels in the fishes tongue, causing it to wither and fall off. From then on the female will continue to eat the host fish’s blood and mucus. This crazy method of feeding is what got them their name.

[isopodsfuckyeah]

RAAAAH

IPOD

idk if anyone has made an isopod one so i decided to create this.

FUCKING IPOD.

[cryptid-on-a-string]

new year, new exoskeleton. #crustaceanposting

[hugsohugs]

saw exactly 2 posts about lobsters and crabs from you just now and went "Ah...... its Crustaceanposting time" mentally. unsure what that means but hey. it's crustaceanposting time

i was like "huh" and then i looked at my blog and realized my queue just happened to post a crab-related post very shortly after a lobster-related post, that's hilarious

always a good time for crustaceanposting time

[isopodsfuckyeah]

This is correct, isopods need to live in your mouth, but don’t chew!

more fanart of famous isopods

[lobsterenthusiastt]

still thinking about lobsters

[isopodsfuckyeah]

First Isopod is the powder orange isopod (Porcellionides pruinosus)

These lovely goobers are best known for their gorgeous orange color, as well as being both fairly hardy, and quick reproducers. Because of this they are great for cleaners in a vivarium, or just as beginner isopods to keep as pets! They are also fairly quick little dudes, them boys scamper.

[berrybluefox]

I got the URL @crustaceanpost-generator, time for crab

[isopodsfuckyeah]

Beautiful! This is now the official Isopod Of The Day

here's my wonderful isopod child, handcrafted in leather

[isopodsfuckyeah]

Isopod of the day

Rubber Ducky Isopods

Rubber Ducky Isopods ( cubaris sp.) are relatively large for an isopod, potentially reaching up to 2 cm (.79 inches) and have bold yellow and orange marking on their faces, which contrasts their black bodies. The markings on their faces noticeably resemble that of a duckling, or rubber duck, earning them their name!

Due to their cuteness, they’ve gained a lot of attention and popularity online. However, Rubber Duckies are a difficult isopod to care for, requiring more specific humidity levels and meals. Due to this they are not well suited for a bioactive set up. Even so, Rubber Duckies are still adorable, and wonderful pets!