#cryptidesque

[lqnar]

im anorexic in a feminist way no i can not explain in detail

[todaysbird]

Today's bird is this bigfoot style photo of a green heron at my apartment pond

very cryptidesque

[mindovermutant]

sometimes i log into this website and i wonder "was that disgusting decrepit white guy from disco elysium written with dramatized DID on purpose". and then one thousand woodlice come up through my floorboards and say "oh but you fool. you absolute fucking lugnut? if you actually played our seven million word game perhaps you would realize that Disgusting White Man does not infact have gross + weird DID, in fact it's something far stranger undocumented cryptidesque and also More Goated (with the sauce). Unshowered. Gay? You complete and utter troglodyte." i do not unblacklist the de tag. Disgusting White Man continues to be depicted with dramatized DID.

[i-drew-a-ferret]

My twin, my mom, and I were taking a walk after midnight on new years, and there’s this tree set up across from city hall with lights that react to sound. If you sing to it, the lights dance along to the beat!

We decided to sing to the tree. The lights were dancing, we were having a great time. when we were about halfway through our song when three people stopped on the sidewalk about 6 feet away from us.

After we finished singing, we clapped a few times to watch the lights surge, and then we were on our way. We happened to pass the people who’d been watching and making strange faces at us.

They asked what we were doing, and we told them about the singing tree, and how we were making the lights dance! They told us they thought we were doing some kind of ritual for new years. After we explained the tree, they went over and started singing and clapping!

It sounds unbelievable that anyone would think that was a ritual, but here are some things to consider:

- my twin and I were dressed in ballgowns in black, red, and purple.

- We have an accent from nowhere (twin accent) that makes it really hard to understand words when we sing

- We were wearing platform shoes (covered by our skirts) and I was in a corset, so we appeared eerily tall and thin (we also already have strange proportions already with tiny hands and long necks)

- They didn’t know about the tree

- it was new years

[faelles]

jaskier & time

jaskier has no concept of time and has done so much shady or outright stupid shit,   involving magical beings or otherwise,   that he couldn’t tell you when or if he really stopped aging and why.     was it because he drank from an odd-shape puddle?     ate something on a dare?     slept with a magical being who fell in love with him and made him immortal so he wouldn’t die?     was cursed by the gods?     is literally not a human being,   but someone forgot to tell him? 

you can often catch him asking ‘how much time has passed’ because he genuinely can’t tell,   his memory of when things happened is scrambled and all over the place,   and he doesn’t even think about staying the same for some reason until someone outright asks him.     even now, he’s unsure of how old is he exactly,   he just drops first number that pops into his head or evades the question altogether. 

[radarchives]

Solomon has yaoi hands, I'm sorry for typing this.

okay sorry for the grainy ass pictures but

for no reason whatsoever i have his hands compared to asmo's and

WHY ARE HIS FINGERS SO LONG AND CRYPTIDESQUE LOOKING

[somechubbynerd]

okay so i'm writing a background for a character whose whole backstory is that they are like a child abandoned in the woods and i'm curious if you think the framing device for the backstory being a sort of cryptidesque campfire story about the character would work

“If you wanna write it that way, go nuts.”

[libraford]

Rando theolassian time, I spend between two & three hours each day commuting to & from my work/school & home. As a result I eat a lot of fast food/drive thru fare. Often, I'll think to myself that the "bag fries" (the fries that fall out of whatever container into the bottom of the bag) are an offering to the Road Spirits/Commuter Gods... idk it seemed up your alley of casual spiritualism/urban cryptidesque themes. At one point I saw no bag fries & thought "the Krikadoo stole my bag fries..."

The Krikadoo happily accepts your offering of bag fries.

Delicious, delicious bag fries. <3

[gothclavdia]

tbh once i properly go onto your blog and see the "claudia" i'm like, alright ur a girl, but when you show up on my dash i just see you as neutral, ya know? like on the in between if that makes sense. like not a girl but not a boy either

mmm thats interesting. me and my ambiguous self. cryptidesque.