#ctmposting

[dilfsisko]

Call the Midwife: Series 7, Episode 8 // Eleanor Rigby by the Beatles

[mirrordyedroses]

TAG LIST

List likely to be updated frequently

SYSTEM

Bblenposts; Merrick, he/him, 📹, main host

di40posts; Dib membrane, he/him, 👾, Invader zim fictive

ventitea!; Venti, he/it generally how you'd refer to a god, ✈️, fictive and a Kin for the system

HAB1Tposts; Evan/HABIT, He/Him, ☔️, fictive from EMH

midoposts; Izuku, He/Him, bhn4 fictive

-Ciel phan; Ciel Phantomhive, he/ne

whattheshit?!; deadpool/wade, he/him, ⚔️, deadpool fictive from the movies and comics

Reedposts; Sp3ncer reed, he/him, ♟️, criminal m1nds fictive

Solanaceae¿; not telling who I am, just have to watch 🦌

salposts; Sal fisher/Sally Face, He/It, 🎸, gets tripped out by the body a lot, fictive, frequently fronts with 🦌

TRUST US | Voxtek; Vox, he/him 🖥, fictive

- Leon temp tag; Leon S Kennedy, He/Him, Fictive from RE remakes, 24-26yo, in relationship with someone in psys

- [TG] joined chat. ; (Alpha) Dave Strider, he/him, ◎/📑, fictive, homestuck, the (2nd) most incestuous mf ever

OTHER

para.chatting ☆; talking about our paraphilias

Selfship rambles°; selfshipping stuff in general

Selfship rebloggerinos; reblogging self ship content from other people

Kin chatting; talking about kins, irl, past life, fun, etc. All goes in here

Physical nonhumanity; Nonhuman/P-shufting focused posts

homis craft; talking about witchcraft and spiritual beliefs

homis irl bullshit; on the tin really, talking about random things irl

homis red flags; our deranged tag. Block tag if uncomfy with or triggered by: g○re, v¡olence, erotophon○ ans bi4stophilia, st4lking, yand3re behavior, death in general, and horror of all sorts

Penelope°coining; term coining and/or flag making tag :)

| 📹🚬🔆 | Metric; posting abt 2 people, complex, not selfship though. 🚬=T 🔆=B

[dilfsisko]

(Image ID: a picture of Sister Monica Joan from Call the Midwife. She is an elderly, smiling nun. /end ID)

i need to smoke weed with this bitch

[dilfsisko]

List of call the midwife old woman yuri moments (not in order):

1. Whatever Sister Evangelina and Sister Julienne had going on.

2. Whatever the previous Mother Superior before Mother Mildred and Sister Julienne had going on.

3. Whatever Phyllis and Millicent have going on

4. The literal episode with older lesbians. Like a whole episode

[dilfsisko]

List of call the midwife characters who would’ve benefited from a lesbian situationship:

-Trixie

-Jenny

-Chummy

-Cynthia

-Phyllis

-Trixie again

-Barbara

-Tom if he transitioned

-Miss Higgins

-Valerie

-Sister Frances

-Trixie. Again.

List of call the midwife characters who would NOT have benefited from a lesbian situationship:

- ?

[dilfsisko]

Why did I make the mistake of clicking on the call the midwife subreddit. My god these people are fucking negative

[dilfsisko]

A lesbian situationship would’ve done Chummy some well I think

[dilfsisko]

(Image ID: a picture of Trixie Franklin from the series Call the Midwife. She is a blonde white woman wearing mid 1960’s fashion. /End ID

Born to be a fag hag, forced into district nursing and midwifery

[dilfsisko]

BBC ghosts should’ve had a midwife ghost. For Barbara

[dilfsisko]

Also, spinning back to your selfie. I mean this as the largest compliment because she's easily my favourite character but you're how I imagine a young Phyllis Crane

HI??? THIS IS A HUGE COMPLIMENT

I LOVE PHYLLIS CRANE

[dilfsisko]

'before i was a nun i WAS in the women's auxiliary airforce' oh so you're a lesbian, lesbian. Good to know, thanks Sister Hilda

[dilfsisko]

Not to say anything against her ever, but if i were Sister Julienne i would simply let Sister Monica Joan see the Sound of Music. I could not deny her.

[dilfsisko]

Sergeant Woolf and the two bad bitches he pulled by having a mustache

[dilfsisko]

You’re a starfleet officer on ds9 who just got off your shift. You sit down on your couch to watch your favorite ongoing program from earth, Call the Midwife. Sister Monica Joan is still there. She is still played by Judy Parfitt. The year is 2362.

[dilfsisko]

Having a lesbian situationship was actually standard midwifery and district nursing practice-

[dilfsisko]

(Image ID: image one: a picture of Father Mulcahy from the show MASH. He is a blonde white man in army fatigues and large round glasses. He is clutching a cross around his neck.

Image two: a picture of Sister Julienne from the show Call the Midwife. She is a white woman wearing an Anglican nun’s habit and large round glasses. She is smiling warmly at the camera. /end ID)

These two would be best friends I think