#dad! jenson button

[rene-spade]

Ok but how are the crazy f1 dads with their daughters dating? Who on the grid do they like?

oof this is a loaded ask bc they really are all out of it 😭 they just love their babies fr

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dad! kimi | growing up räikkönen!

FIRST OF ALL kimi doesn’t really vibe with most people in general, let alone anyone who’s trying to get with his little lumienkeli. kimi was lucky to raise a little girl similar to him, who listens when he places a no dating rule lasting until she’s 21 (as far as he knows anyways). despises the guys on the grid trying to get with her; he was one of them once so he thinks of them as animals, especially leclerc who’s known for his brow-raising dating life. also hates pierre but he already didn’t fw him bc he’s french. he is SLIGHTLY more easy going with women around his daughter so any grid guys with girlfriends might have an advantage. he finds that he wants the im-a-dog-and-ill-do-whatever-my-girl-says type for his daughter, but he dislikes unintelligence. he does not like anyone on the grid, but he best tolerates:

mick schumacher!

oscar piastri (+lily)

he vibes with kika okay but hates pierre 💀

bonus! he actually really likes max but his hate/distrust for jos overpowers that so he’s not letting that happen

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dad! jenson | growing up button!

OK SO JENSON is a bit less intense than kimi, however he is much more publicly affectionate with his daughter which means that he has definitely gone on public rants about how no man is good wen enough for his baby. that being said, he is a decent judge of character so he doesn’t hate anyone on the grid. but he gets real serious when he notices people hitting on his baby. this is mostly bc he was def a whore when he was younger so he isn’t quick to trust guys who are living the same lifestyle he was. he kind of turns on dad-mode when he notices anyone eyeing her up. but alas, he raised his own mini-me, who attracts just about everyone, and who likes to flirt back. it takes warming up to, but he can see himself fine with most of the drivers. he most prefers people who are friendly and who didn’t act like him when he was in f1 like:

oscar piastri

daniel ricciaro

george russel

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dad! fernando | growing up alonso!

NANDO IS DEFINITELY one of those guys who thinks he’s a “cool dad” bc he’s a young father and his daughter is his best friend. but in reality he’s one of those intense, fiercely overprotective dads who have impossibly high expectations for his daughters partner. 100% the type to punch a mechanic for saying gross things about his princesa. he’ll be calm and in a good mood then someone on the grid (or any man ever) mentions his daughter and he’s like 😐. UNLESS! it’s carlos. carlos is the only one who meets his standards, sorry to literally everyone else. but even with carlos, he can be a little stern just to get his point across about not messing with his only child. he just feels the need to personally approve of his daughter’s partner bc he’s hyper-paranoid about someone hurting her. his list looks something like:

carlos sainz!!!

that’s it

i mean if you put a gun to his head maybe max bc he’s a winner but he needs to learn to speak spanish so-

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dad! jos | growing up verstappen! unfortunately

FUCK JOS VERSTAPPEN obviously, however this man is one crazy dad who we have to discuss. his love for his youngest daughter is wild and unpredictable, and it’s very different from the way he treats his other children. his baby has some extreme one-sided beef with him that he’s smart enough to know about, so he isn’t too forceful about bonding, it’s definitely more desperate since max found success in f1 and she sticks with her big brother now. her entire life, he’s never allowed her to date, and when he found out about her first secret bf, he got arrested for trying to kill the kid so. he has IMPOSSIBLY high standards for his daughters partner and definitely wants her to marry within the f1 community, but he hates losers and despises half the grid.

suddenly he’s charles leclerc’s biggest fan !

lewis hamilton but he’ll never admit it

MAYBE carlos sainz

bonus! max obvi likes daniel ricciardo best but jos doesn’t fw him like that

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Ren

[rt3nenbaum]

Carlos Sainz aka the first and only Webuttonso kid

[starkwlkr]

jenson button dancing to taylor swift was not on my 2024 bingo card

[saskiaalonso]

[koalapastries]

STILL ME

trans ftm!formula one x male!reader

request: Hello how are you doing I hope you are doing great and can you ftm drivers reacting to their husbands shaving his beard and their child didn't recognise him so they started crying loudly none stop and can you include lewis Hamilton,Jenson Button, Sebastian vettel, Nico rosberg and kimi raikkonen ↳🐨

summary: your baby doesn't recognise you.

warnings: mild angst to fluff, probably overboard, very mild suggestive content (seb), mild implication of autistic!seb + autistic!reader (seb)

contains: jenson button, kimi raikkonen, + sebastian vettel

word count: 1,468 (total — 412/486/570 separately)

jenson button:

jenson knew you were shaving. with summer just around the corner, your beard was getting a little too hot for comfort. your baby wasn't yet a year old. for most, if not all, of their short little life, you'd had a full set of facial hair. they had only really learned how to recognise your face with a beard.

so, when you shaved, it was a little confusing for your bub.

seeing your baby for the first time in the morning was something you were cautiously optimistic for. you'd seen the many videos online of dads shaving and then having their babies not recognise them. you had braced yourself for a bad reaction. you just hadn't quite braced yourself enough. you had expected a bit of uncertainty and maybe a little crying, because your baby was (generally) pretty friendly.

except that wasn't what happened. they saw you without a beard for the first time, took a few seconds to process, and then started scream-crying. just what you wanted first thing in the morning. jenson came barrelling into the room seconds later. it only took a moment before he burst out laughing because he realised that the baby was only crying because of your (lack of a) beard.

"so helpful, jense, thank you," you muttered sarcastically and crouched down in front of your baby's crib. softening your voice to a coo, you poked just one finger through the bars for the baby to see. "it's okay, little one. still daddy, just … without the itchy hair."

"you're welcome, love!"

jenson's cheerful comment was followed by him crouching beside you and leaning into your side. "all good, bub. see?"

turning his head, jenson gave you an over-dramatised kiss—complete with a loud mwah! sound—to show your baby that you were the same person. of the two of you, jenson had definitely cornered the "dad jokes" part of fatherhood. it wasn't that you never told any. he just insisted on saying them all. the. time. which included big overdramatic kisses for you and baby, and only you and baby.

your baby looked between the two of you for another second. you could practically see the gears turning in their little head before they finally stopped crying. quiet sniffles and hiccups filled the silence of the nursery as you stood up and lifted your now-relaxed baby into your arms.

"see? still me," you murmured, pulling a funny face as both your baby and your husband giggled.

kimi raikkonen:

kimi woke up to crying.

in the last six months or so, that had become the norm. days where he woke up before the baby were few and far between but oh so sweet. a tired grumble later, he was up and trudging down the hall to the nursery. kimi smiled slightly when he heard your voice mixed with the baby's crying. usually, a couple lines of a lullaby from you and your baby would be blinking sleepily. not today.

"morning, love."

your voice was mildly stressed, surprising kimi. though not as much as he was about to be. you turned around. suddenly, the reason for the baby's crying became quite clear to your husband.

"you shaved," he said bluntly.

"i did."

"baby doesn't like it."

a quiet huff and a roll of your eyes as you bounced the distressed infant helplessly. "you don't say."

kimi reached forward and took the baby out of your arms, pausing quickly to blow a raspberry on their tummy before settling them on his hip. he helped their little arm point at you with a small smile. "who's that?"

your baby's cries quieted once they were in the arms of someone they recognised. they looked at you cautiously. it broke your heart, seeing your own child looking at you like you were a stranger, but you understood. they were too young to appreciate the subtler differences in people's faces, so your beard had been a defining feature. now that it was gone, they may as well have never seen you before.

"that's daddy," kimi supplied, still helping the baby point at you.

your baby seemed to recognise the title and looked around hopefully. when kimi guided them back to you, they shook their little head and started crying again.

"no, baby, it's okay," you murmured, still keeping your distance so as not to spook the little one. "daddy, see?"

grabbing a nearby blanket, you lifted it to cover your mouth and nose. it was a familiar sight for the baby after many months of peek-a-boo. once they recognised the top part of your face, you slowly lowered the cloth. no sudden movements. dropping it too quickly would just make the baby—who had yet to understand the concept of object permanence—think their daddy had disappeared and been replaced by the same scary stranger. by lowering it slowly and allowing your baby to slowly add your now-clean shaven features to what they associated with you, the crying came to a slow stop.

kimi was rather amused by the whole display. on the one hand, it was sweet how far you were going to keep your baby comfortable. on the other, it was somewhat hilarious to see a grown man slowly revealing his face from behind a baby blanket.

"there we go, huh?" you smiled, tickling the baby's tummy once they would finally let you get closer without screaming. "still daddy. promise."

sebastian vettel:

sebastian had been complaining about your facial hair for weeks. sure, it was hot and you looked great, but he was getting sick of rashes on his face (and his thighs). so, you finally decided to get rid of it. the only problem was that neither of you had considered how your baby would react. at eight months old, they weren't quite at the point of recognises faces with slightly altered features. they'd still get a little confused when they saw you or seb with sunglasses or a mask.

you'd had your beard for their whole short life—literally, you'd stopped shaving after they were born—so it was understandable that the change was quite a shock for them.

your husband knew you had shaved the night before. of course he did. seb had insisted on sitting on the bathroom counter and shaving your beard himself. he claimed he was just making sure you really did get rid of it. you knew it was just an excuse for him to kiss you and touch your face a lot without feeling parent guilt. still, you didn't argue or correct him. you'd take whatever quiet time you could get together.

all of this to say that, when he awoke to your baby's cries and your distressed voice trying to comfort them, it took a total of three seconds before seb understood. instead of helping, he just laughed. it wasn't deliberate. he didn't like that either you or your baby were upset. it was just funny to him that both of you had somehow forgotten to consider how your child would feel about the change. if they were anything like either of you, you probably could've guessed that the answer would be: not well.

"stop laughing!" you called out, already carrying your baby down the hallway to the bedroom you shared with seb. "this is not funny!"

seb sighed and wiped the tears of mirth out of the corners of his eyes. when you appeared in the doorway, holding a baby who very clearly didn't want to be held by you, it took all of his willpower not to burst out laughing again.

"oh, i'm sorry, maus," seb cooed, taking the infant out of your arms and bouncing them gently. momentarily, you were distracted by the movement of his hips. "does daddy look different?"

"it's papa's fault!"

"it is not!" seb gasped dramatically. "lies and slander."

"you were the one who demanded that i shave and now our baby hates me."

in that moment, seb seemed to realise how much of a toll the situation was taking on you. your hand raked through and tugged at your hair, making you look even more dishevelled, and the signature first-time-parent dark circles under your eyes seemed more and more prominent by the minute. it wasn't hard to see how having your own child not recognise you would be … well, somewhat stressful.

"hey, maus, it's okay." seb slowly walked closer to you before leaning forward and kissing your cheek. the way he did it was overdramatised to make sure the baby would catch every movement. "it's your daddy, yes?"

after a few more tries, your little maus had calmed down enough to let you hold them again. unsurprisingly, crying so much so early in the morning had been quite tiring, and they promptly fell asleep in your arms.

smiling softly, you kissed seb's forehead. "thank you."

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author's note: thank you to milo for listening to me complain about having writer's block for ages, and thank you to r/germany for helping me find parental nicknames for german kids :D haven't done lewis + nico bc i wasn't sure how to write them accurately for this.

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[magnusstan]

Kmag and Jenson over the years

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2019

2016

2015

2014

[logansargey]

Nico/Jenson being Logan's parents headcannons

To the anon who asked me to do this, I'm sorry I lost your question and that it took me so long. Hopefully you find this well.😭

Logan grew up keeping it a secret so people wouldn't think they're the reason he got into F1

He grew up speaking all the languages they taught him, but no one knows he speaks them.

He loves when people say he looks like Nico because he thinks his dad is pretty.

He celebrates mother's day with Nico and Father's day with Jenson (it started as a joke but now they've continuously done it)

When Logan got into his first kart, both his dad's cried.

Logan accidentally called Nico 'dad' in front of Lewis once and it's been awkward ever since

He cried in Jenson's arms when he won his first race.

Nico was weary of Logan making close friends in karting (war flashbacks ifykyk)

Nico and Jenson have had arguments with multiple people because they've talked about Logan's driving rudely.

Logan ignored Nico for a whole week after Nico told him that the tooth fairy wasn't real.

He then ignored Jenson for two weeks after Jenson told him that Santa wasn't real

Jenson calls Nico and Logan his blonde brats (neither of them like it but Jenson thinks it's funny)

Jenson tells the worst dad jokes in history and Logan stares at him. (He actually thinks they're funny but will never admit that)

Logan calls Nico 'Brittany' sometimes just to piss him off.

One time, a girl Logan was going out with called Jenson a dilf one, bc she didn't know he was his dad, and Logan almost threw up.

Jenson and Nico lost Logan at a race once when he was a kid and sent security out to find him. Logan was just sneaking food in the Mercedes garage.

Logan's favorite uncle is Sebastian.

Logan once hid Jenson's glasses from him because Nico told Jenson that he looked hot in them

When people ask Logan about his family, he stares at them like an owl until they go away.

Jenson took Logan fishing because, yk, 'American culture' and he found out he loved doing it with him

When Logan was younger, he used to hit Jenson every time he hugged or kissed Nico because "He's my dad, get away from him"

Little Logan was clingy to Nico which made Jenson a little jealous

Logan loved being carried by his dads when he was younger. But he preferred to be carried on Nico's hip and for Jenson to carry him on his back.

Logan used to take naps in the weirdest places and they've lost him many times because of it.

Jenson used to peel all Logan's fruits for him. He still does whenever he can get the chance.

Jenson and Logan once tried to make Nico breakfast but it ended with the smoke detector going off and about two ruined pans. Nico wouldn't let them in the kitchen for weeks afterwards.

Nico used to carry Logan everywhere and actually cried when he realized Logan was getting too big for him to do it anymore.

Jenson taught Logan how to ride a bike, but not without a busted knee and Nico smacking him upside the head for it.

They absolutely adore Logan's accent and the way he pronounces certain words

They make him say big words just to hear it in his accent.

Logan still naps in Nico's lap from time to time and Nico cries every time.

Logan used to sneak into his parents' room when he had a nightmare and would elbow Jenson in the ribs.

Nico had to comfort Jenson because he started bawling his eyes out when he found one of Logan's onesies from when he was a baby.

Logan still calls his dads some nights so they can talk him to sleep when he's having trouble.

Logan was one of those jealous kids that would get mad when he would see other kids around his dads.

Okay so this is the end but I'll probably make a pt2 with more young Logan and his dads because I have so many ideas.

[christiangeistdorfer]

JENSON BUTTON celebrating his win at the 2009 BRAZILIAN GRAND PRIX, making him a WDC with his dad JOHN BUTTON

[photoarvhiofone]

father of the year

[f1llolst]

I need a fic where Nico Rosberg is the grid dad of all the younger drivers (Lando, Oscar, Logan, Alex, Lance etc. (+Max because who wouldn’t adopt max???) without the older drivers knowing (Jenson knows because he and Britney are bestieees). And the older drivers think they are their grid dads. So Charles (he isn’t Nico’s grid kid because seb) thinks Oscar is his grid kid and Lewis thinks max and lando are his and Fernando has lance and Logan (in my head it makes sense).

So one day they all hang out in someone’s drivers room and Max is having a panic attack and their Lewis and the other grid dads can’t calm him down and Oscar is like “I’m going to get mom” (it’s what they all collectively call Nico to tease him) and the grid dads are confused because why would Oscar get Nicole piastri? And suddenly Oscar walks in with freaking Nico Britney Rosberg in tow who quickly calms down all his kids ( they all started to freak out because they couldn’t stop max panic attack)

And that’s how they all found out they share the custody of their grid kids.

[whorekneecentral]

Pairing: dbf!Jenson x reader

Prompt: Leaving hickeys (from her stomach to her hips and inner thighs) + “look what you do to me”

Context: He loves leaving hickeys in unexpected places on her body as a way to mark her as his w/o her dad noticing

picture me rubbing my hands together menacingly because that is what I did when I found this in my inbox. // prompt: "look what you do to me." -- as always, reader is over 20 :)

Your parents decided it would be a good time to go on a family vacation; seeing that it's literally just you and your parents, they usually let you invite a friend along so you're not alone.

It was last minute trip this year so everyone was busy which meant they picked someone to invite. Your dad ended up telling his best friend, Jenson to join the three of you.

It was boiling outside and you had spent most of the day in the pool, your parents has come out to tell you they were going into town to do some sightseeing and that Jenson was inside if you needed anything.

At some point, you did venture back into the house with a oversized shirt on.

Jenson was in the kitchen, the man looking at you like you were insane. "Darling, you do know I've seen you naked before, right? there's no need to cover up for me."

You rolled your eyes, "it's not because of you, well.. it is but I thought my parents were still home."

"What do you mean it's because of me?" Jenson's brows furrowed, "What's wrong?"

You lift the shirt to show him the trail of hickeys that covered from your upper thighs to your hip and to your belly button. When you were in then pool earlier, your parents couldn't see in as long as you were under the water, which you were.

"Look what you do to me," you huffed, dropping the shirt back down, Jenson bites back his laugh and pulls you to him.

"I'm sorry baby, I didn't realize I left so many. the room was dark."

"Well now I have to cover up even though it's 400 million degrees."

Jenson tugged on the shirt, pulling it up and off. "No one's here, sweetheart. plus I wanna see how pretty you look." He smiled, causing you to roll your eyes. "Gimme a kiss, I'm sorry baby."

you can't say no to him, giving in and giving him a kiss.

[rene-spade]

Why can I see jenson getting rlly rlly jealous if his precious daughter gets closer with another older driver like nando or Seb and sees them as a father figure. He’s got murder on his mind

emphasis on Seb bc Jenson actually really rocks with Nando as long as he is the uncle figure and not the father figure.

“Uncle Nando!” ok that’s fine, kind of cute.

“You know you can just call me papa, ángel.” not cute, jenson’s hands are twitching bc he’s getting the sudden youthful urge to fight.

But yeah he has hands for Seb, just like all the other crazy dad! drivers bc Seb is such an attention whore and he thinks he’s the main character. Bro tries to interject himself into every father-daughter relationship he can. Kimi is the only one that accepts him as an uncle figure, the rest keep him at a football field’s length.

[feraltwinkseb]

October 7, 2016 - Suzuka, Japan Source: TOSHIFUMI KITAMURA/AFP via Getty Images

[starkwlkr]

dad fics✨

— here’s my masterlist of dad!drivers fics <3 thank you for reading🫶🏼

charles leclerc

baby leclerc series / teen edition

carlos sainz jr.

you’re no good for me

mick schumacher

senna!reader series

lewis hamilton

the perfect dad

the hamilton girls

you’ll be fine

mum said no

no sharing!

max verstappen

daddy max

family

little boss

you are NOT the world champion

oh, the places you’ll go

bigger than the whole sky

teacups and princesses

american royalty

lando norris

royal baby

fernando alonso

summer break

mark webber

playing pretend

work parents

oopsie daisy

sebastian vettel

ok boomer

miss honey

jenson button

i didn’t do it

everyone’s a fan

that’s parenthood

[jbtwentytwo]

Jenson Button on what his dad [John Button] said to him the night before the race for 2009 Brazilian Grand Prix:

"Just remember, nobody expected you to be winning races. Nobody expected you to be winning races and you won six of the first seven. And you reminded me of the other races that I've had when I had to fight through." And he said "you're gonna win this championship."

[topnotchquark]

I've had something a bit tender in my heart since I read that Jenson Button's dad used to come to every race of his and his sudden passing away in 2014 is what ultimately triggered Jenson to leave F1. He said he couldn't muster the same joy or hunger for racing after that and I haven't stopped thinking about it since.