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auditory processing was having a tough time with caramel but i caught just enough to be stunned
#time to seek out the lyrics and#feel some things#holy shitttt#thanks for a cool song but this isn't great news DHBCHGHGJ#damn. well#alrighty then#ive only heard half the words but this feels like the most personal one so far#despite the rest of the discography being. the way that it is.#am i wrong or did he mention people saying his real name#might have misheard#cant trust my ears nowadays#but i DID hear some heavy stuff towards the end that fucked so hard#i liked it!! just need a while to process it#scream#sleep token
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they're having me work at my job that I'm scheduled for 😔
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my family is fucking addicted to macgyvering and it's becoming a problem. every time something in this house breaks, instead of doing the sensible thing of replacing it or calling someone qualified to fix it, we all group around the offending object with a manic look in our eyes and everyone gets a try at fixing it while being cheered on or ridiculed by the rest.
it's a beautiful bonding activity, but the "creative" fixes have turned our house into a quasihaunted escape room like contraption where everything works, but only in the wonkiest of ways. you need a huge block of iron to turn on the stove. the oven only works if a specific clock is plugged in. the bread machine has a huge wood block just stapled to it that has become foundational to its function. sometimes when you use the toaster the doorbell rings. and that's just the kitchen.
it's all fun and games until you have guests over and you have to lay out the rules of the house like it's a fucking board game. welcome to the beautiful guest room. don't pull out the couch yourself you need a screwdriver for that, and that metal rod makes the lamp work so don't move it. it also made me a terrifying roommate in college, because it makes me think i can fix anything with enough hubris and a drill. you want to call the landlord about a leaky faucet? as if. one time my dad made me install a new power socket because we ran our of extension cords
#this post was inspired by me using a screwdriver to take the broiler off the wall because the warm water stopped working#while my dad went well there is only cables in there. who are we if we dont find our ways around some cables#damn right!!!!
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sick and tired of seeing these ace trainers brag about their super smart badass level 100 shiny mons.

This is Sol. She is a fucking idiot. She regularly forgets that she is a flying type and sits at the bottom of cabinets n such crying cause she doesn't know how to get up. I would die for her.
#rotomblr#Pokemon irl#pkmn irl#First post woop woop!!#There's nothing wrong with her or anything. She's just hella stupid#She can fly pretty damn well when she wants to#Also shout out to the 98 different hats in my room aha no I don't have a problem what do you mean 😁😁#tw unreality
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chronic finger biter clark vs nose exhaler bruce
#batman#superman#dc comics#superbat#bruce wayne#clark kent#brucie wayne#randomly came up with the idea that clark would definitely bite his finger while laughing#and then bruce has that rich people laugh#but his true laugh is actually gentle and simple#also i changed my bruce wayne design bc the one i had before was bugging me#this was definitely not an excuse to simply draw superman smiling#blame tom welling and his damn canines in the smallville show#my art
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forgot to mention, last year i taught myself to crochet and i made a stuffed whale
#not a shitpost#what is the point of having an infamous shitpost blog if u can't also sometimes show off your craft projects#(ignore the droopy fin that was fixed during troubleshooting)#'but gaud you're terrified of whales' i AM! irrevocably!#but this was a gift for my nibling who deserves to grow up without my (well-founded) anxieties#despise whales but damn i dig their aesthetic#in real life though? not to size shame but. TOO BIG#'what about the elephant in the background' ignore it that one's haunted
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i like the funny tv guy
youtube
#deltarune#utdr#deltarune spoilers#tenna#tenna deltarune#animation#i know damn well im not the only one whos thought of this so i had to speedrun making it lmao#stupid made this#Youtube
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Will die mad about the big brother Mikey episode we were robbed of
(Please click for better quality!!)
#drag's art#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt mikey#rottmnt raph#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt leo#decided to fix up this doodle from a week or two ago lmao#1k#WELL DAMN YOU LOT LIKED THIS#1.5k#2k#2.5k#3k
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the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.
#i can't believe i'm saying this#DEADPOOL CAN GET IT#Logan I'm sobbing I understand why you lunged at him#I would too bestie#it's the sass for me folks#paint that car white as much as they painted it red my god#a deadpool thirst post? from me? more likely than you'd think#this is a branch in realities i know it#i've never had Feelings for this motherfucker until this movie#all i'm left with is anger now because WHAT DOES HE WANT FROM ME#camera crew could have just made it landscape but noooooo they had to do a medium shot of this son of a bitch#i'm sending an especially affectionate fuck you in ryan reynolds' direction#i love how you love deadpool#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#don't get me wrong i've always adored deadpool's personality. nobody's that hilarious and not have humongous balls i mean trauma.#but i've never went 'why he kinda' until this specific shot right here#@ camera crew why the fuck did you zoom in? WHY?#for me? well it's infuriating#do it again#gif is credit to the owner#30 tags aren't enough for me to dismantle how this shot made me feel. tumblr you gotta update#damn tumblr i'm tryna feed a village here#guys just find my other post
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#dannypocalypse#danny fenton#danny phantom#tumblr holidays#tumblr memes#help me this took 30 minutes#his face dosent look real anymore#can you tell what my favorite tumblr holiday is?#no?#well damn.#anyways. have a wonderful dannypocalypse.#may the danny be upon you
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finished the lineup !! zoom ins after the cut!
#finished the book of bill !! damn he did not take the divorce well#gravity falls fanart#gravity falls#art#my art#dipper pines#mabel pines#stanford pines#stanley pines#soos ramirez#wendy corduroy#gideon gleeful#pacifica northwest#bill cypher#character design
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don't think I'm not still obsessing over 7-12
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 12 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 12 spoilers#sorry it's even scribblier than usual :') hopefully my chickenscratch is legible#anyway come here and join me in the corner where we go to be embarrassing about anime characters#just. between riddle and trey's dreams i've been thinking a lot about how#trey knew this kid for like two months when he was nine and then never really got over him or how their friendship ended#which. honestly. understandable given the circumstances#and then when they finally met again riddle acted like they'd never met before and neither he nor trey ever intended trey to be his vice#but every time riddle talks about his childhood post-incident it's basically#'oh yeah i constantly thought about trey and che'nya and fantasized about still being friends with them! this is fine and normal'#(there's a bit in one of his birthday cards where he talks about crossword puzzles and shit man that one got me)#idk. i can't put this into words very well#just...the implications that riddle was actively resisting trey's friendship#(presumably because it ended SUPER badly last time and he's learned that if he shows he wants something it gets taken away from him)#and trey had to work REALLY hard to just to get to the point they were at by the time canon starts#that was progress somehow#y'all can call him boring all you want but trey's defining feature really is that he keeps being like#'everything's fine :) this isn't a big deal :) i don't care that much'#(trey on the inside: THIS IS THE BIGGEST DEAL THAT I CARE SO MUCH ABOUT AND I WILL NEVER LET IT GO)#anyway i continue to be absolutely murdered by the timing of riddlepunzel directly after this#riddle's line about not wanting to keep standing in front of a door that's never going to open...#hey. hey silly gacha game about anime disney boys.#you are not actually allowed to do this to me#oh shit oh damn i'm out of tags and i haven't even talked about cater yet. NO BUT I HAVE LOTS OF FEELINGS THERE TOO --#(i am crushed under a falling safe looney tunes style)
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Cruel truth or the comfort of lies? ✨
Love the concept of Sage being just as sly and unhinged as canon Smilk so there we have it
#mmelart#cookie run kingdom#pure vanilla crk#pure vanilla cookie#truthless recluse#shadow milk crk#shadow milk cookie#sage of truth#shadowvanilla#pureshadow#vanilla milkshake#truthlesssage#damn I love these two I should draw them more often#anyway I spent so much time on this actually first time coloring like that I like it a lot??#so I might just color like this from now on it actually blends well with my art style teehee#also Sage's line is a reference to what he actually says in game if you noticed good job have a cookie#Imma need more toxic truthlesssage I beg I wanna yap abt and draw them more#Truthless Recluse I love you Truthless Recluse they can never make me hate you sweetie
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charm stat at debonair ‼️‼️
#WOW WHO WOULD HAVE FUCKING THOUGHT THEYD BE MY FAVORITES. THIS TOTALLY WASNT EXPECTED. NOT AT ALL.#i have lots of persona art its just uncolored dw#doing the shujin trio next i miss them so bad☹️☹️ also i need pegoryu content to stay sane and alive#anyway they're like. actually fucking insane 💀💀💀💀#like lawlight level toxic yaoi its so absurd#like i was like damn soukoku is intense WHO ARE THESE FREAKS#WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY LIKE THIS.#ACTUALLY FUCKING INSANE. LIKE EXTREMELY MENTAL AND SICK IN THE HEAD.#AKECHI IS A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH#god they actually make me so fucking AUAUAUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHH#i NEED to finish royal shidos palace GUTTED ME#they were initially so funny to me bc right off the bat you can tell how much of a FREAK akechi is just paraphrasing hegel#and being so ferevently obsessed with ren its like bro why is this guy straightup dickriding us for telling him we like our eggs well done#ANYWAY their dynamic always felt so sad to me bc it was akechi just desperately clawing for what ren had the entire time ☹️#and the more he realized how worthless he was in comparison the more mentally unhinged he became until he actually broke#me when the trope is “the love was there but it wasn't enough to save them” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 (FUCKING DEVASTATING)#ermmm anyway yea they're neat. ig#persona 5#persona 5 royal#p5#p5r#ren amamiya#akira kurusu#goro akechi#shuake#akeshu#lotus draws
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Chat what do we think about him
#yk damn well Azul's not paying him#art#twst oc#twisted wonderland oc#twst#oc#digital art#twisted wonderland#twst wonderland#azul ashengrotto#twst azul#azul#octavinelle#viridis ashengrotto
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Every time Eddie is around, Hopper checks his pockets. Steve notices and calls him out on it because, “The charges were dropped against Eddie. You’re treating him like a criminal when he wasn’t even arrested for theft. You’re being…”
“Prejudice,” Nancy suggests at the same time Robin says, “A bastard…sorry, Chief Hopper.”
“Offensive, is what you are,” Steve continues. “He helped save the world. You should be ashamed.”
And like, yeah. Maybe he should be ashamed for acting like a poor kid from the bad part of town is trying to steal his shit except…
Except, Hopper has been dealing with Eddie trying to steal his shit since he first met the kid fifteen years ago.
Where do you think Eddie got those handcuffs?
#Hopper meeting Wayne’s nephew for the first time: Cute kid.#Hopper noticing that kid has his car keys and is trying to break into his truck: Son of a bitch#Eddie is just sitting there with the biggest smile on his face while Steve defends him#knowing damn well that he steals something out of Steve’s house every time he’s there#Steve and Eddie are going to get together and Steve is going to find a collection of his own stuff in Eddie’s bedroom#and he like: so hopper was right#steve harrington#eddie munson#Jim hopper
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