#danny and shazam

[the-autistic-spider]

dc x dp prompt

Danny becomes homeless and meets billy batson

they become friends and not long later brothers

danny knows about shazam and billy knows about phantom

so they pretend that phantom is the son of shazam (they both have decades of appearance's in the past shazam from old versions and Danny because clockwork)

and if anyone see's billy with phantom they say they are siblings (billy being adopted) and that shazam is there dad

[dandey-lion]

Heroes at the watchtower: Why are they staring at each other? I hope they get along..

14-year-old Danny in his adult ghost king form:

14-year-old Billy in his adult Shazam form:

[saltymarshmall0w]

JL representative: Well, Shazam it looks like you will be a valuable member of the Justice League. Now, let's talk about Phantom your... sidekick?

Billy (14, has had his powers for less than a month): Phantom? Oh, uh! Yes! He's my s--

Danny (15, has had his powers for over a year, and held Billy's hand through every power manifestation): I will phase you into the ground six feet deep if you finish that sentence. I am not his sidekick!

Jl member: *placaitingly* of course you're not, kiddo!

[jinjeriffic]

What if Danny Fenton and Billy Batson become fast friends. Danny is annoyed at cultists trying to send "brides" to the Ghost King. Billy is weirded out when adults try to flirt with Captain Marvel. Danny hits upon the idea that they should be each other's beards. If the Ghost King and the Champion of Magic are very publicly dating, that should keep unwanted suitors off their backs, right?

Of course they are both absolute Chaos Gremlins about it.

Cultist: We offer you this sacrifice, oh great king!

Danny: One moment please *whips out fenton phone* Hey honey, guess what? Some idiots are trying to tempt me away from you again. You got my coordinates?

Billy: *Kool Aid man entrance* Who dares?!

Cultists: Run awaaaaay!

***********

Captain Marvel takes a hit while fighting a villain. Phantom out of nowhere with a steel chair!

Danny: Nobody hurts my schnookums!

Everyone: ???

************

Captain Marvel brings Phantom to the next JL potluck as his plus one, with Danny in full creepy ghost mode.

Billy: Oh yes, we've been on again, off again for the last thousand years or so. We have our differences, but nobody gets me quite like he does! *exaggarated dreamy sigh*

Hal: That's nice...

Meanwhile Danny is shoving an entire burger in his mouth, displaying multiple rows of sharp teeth.

Danny: Man, I love the 21st century! Food sure has changed a lot since I died. And the technology!

Ollie: Oh? When did you die?

Danny: *glares* It's incredibly rude to ask a ghost about their death

Nearby Leaguers are edging away, nervous about being on the menu next.

Flash: Hotdogs! Who wants hotdogs?!

Danny: Oh, me! As long as they don't fight back

Everyone: wtf is going on here

[cakypa120]

Phantom and Marvel are divorced. Everyone in the League thinks so. How else can you explain the obvious hostility between these two heroes? They clearly went through a toxic marriage to talk to each other like that.

Marvel: I hate to look at your pathetic face.

Phantom: My face is definitely prettier than yours.

Marvel: Only in your wet places, rotten.

Phantom: Lighter, I think you forgot who's boss here.

Marvel: Your mom?

Phantom and Marvel fight sometimes. Sometimes they make dirty jokes about each other. The League thinks that even though they're divorced, they're attracted to each other.

Phantom: How many times do I have to tell you, there's nothing between us!

Marvel: That's right, we're just friends!

Flash: Then why is Phantom's hand on your ass?

Phantom: Why is your hand on Hal's ass?

Flash: Fair point.

The League still thinks they're divorced, but they love each other.

What they don't know is that Billy and Danny are best friends. And their friendship is like a toxic marriage on the brink of divorce.

[on-the-clear-blue]

Little idea wiggling about in my brain...

So like *holds Danny and Billy up by the scruff of their shirts* these two bastards won't leave my brain, and for punishment I will make them kiss...

Just, the Rock of eternity technically is Shazam's (the wizards) haunt? He has been dead for a long time, living only though his champion, what if Ghost King Danny gets slapped with a post it note that reads like

"Daniel, you're required to assist the Champion of Magic as the High King of the Realms, even Pariah helped the previous Champion Black Adam."

And Danny is like, "Sure, why not, Magic is real and so are ghosts."

And like....

Sparky Danny meeting Literal Sun Beam Billy, they are both 14, it's puppy love at its finest. Danny doesn't know what to do with gay panic and Billy is just straight up "This man is my soul mate, he shall be mine." (Call iy Zeus bestowing more than just lightning)

The leauge is very concerned why Captain Marvel seems to have a seeming underage partner.

Superman squinting very hard and trying to figure this out: So...just how old is Phantom?

Billy, unaware how bad this looks: Oh I don't know honestly, it's kinda hard to tell with beings from the Realms! Though he died when he was 14!

Superman, gripping the table (which cracks a little) :And how exactly long has he been 14?

Billy, taking out his phone and flipping out pictures: Like I said, I don't really know how old he is, but there is Egyptain hieroglyphics of him! Look!

Superman, blinking at the very real looking pictures: Ahh. Fun cool cool cool...a-and how are you again Cap?

Billy mindlessly swiping the photos, excited to show off his boyfriend:Never said it, but he is definitely older than I am.

(Danny is older by a month, Billy calls him an old man for it.)

Billy gets to live full time in Danny's haunt in the Zone, Danny built him like the best house, Tucker and Sam get to meet Billy and they just are flabbergasted that Danny "I can't get a girl to date me or else she ends up wanting to kill me" Fenton has a boyfriend that has been going steady for a few months.

My brain sees like, Maddie and Jack are 100% backing Danny, they are fully supportive of their bi/gay/pan son, but in no way would they support him if he was a ghost, like they are organizing Amitys first ever Pride parade, but there is a shoot ghosts on sight order.

And just the reveal is like...

Danny gets finally tells them he is a ghost: if you start shooting me, your shooting the only Gay person you know, not very ally of you mom and Dad.

Maddie mouth open in horror: Oh no...Jack are...are we homophobic?

Jack sharing her look of fear: Great Scott...Dann-o a-are you sure...its...it's a life style right? Y-you chose this?

Danny, trying very, very hard not to laugh: It's not a life style dad! I didn't choose to Die!

Anyway, thank you for coming to my brain word vomit, I haven't slept in 20 hours.

[stars-obsession-pit]

Since Captain Marvel is quite personable and his champion of magic status makes him pretty close to being a demigod, the Justice League decide to send him to try to communicate with the new burgeoning proto-Ancient they’ve heard about and make sure they’re not a threat.

And upon their meeting, Danny and Billy instantly clock each other as fellow teens who have been given too much power, striking up a friendship.

So when they’re done chatting, Marvel returns and tells the League that Danny is nice.

Which the League promptly responds to like “who the hell is Danny?” until Marvel clarifies that he means the Ancient.

Which… is a bit confusing/concerning to them. The proto-Ancient just told Marvel his real name on first meeting?? What is going on? Did Marvel somehow befriend the godling in one meeting? Is one of them trying to mentor the other on their role? Wait, the Ancient is presumably immortal too, like Captain Marvel is assumed to be. So could they (gods forbid) have been… courting?

They have absolutely no idea, and are a bit too nervous to bring it up.

[fanfics-or-dragons]

Prompt

The Justice League hears about a hero in Illinois. When they go to investigate, they find what looks like a 14 year old kid fighting ghosts. They are about to approach when Batman and Constatine both find evidence of the hero from thousands of years ago. The hero is doing fine on his own and hasn't approached any of them so they decide to leave this ancient hero to himself.

When they hear of the Eco control acts they quickly destroy them, bringing up the multiple hero's in the League and outside the League. This is small news compared to the meta human protection acts and gets little coverage.

The GIW doesn't bring it up to the people in Amity that they are protected.

Danny doesn't know that the League thinks he is ancient and not his actual age.

After Pariah Dark Danny storms the Watchtower practically in tears asking why they won't help him.

[celestialgalaxyglow]

Batfam and Danny, Part 38

Justice League Watchtower

Danny was chilling in a random sitting room when Captain Marvel walked in.

Danny: Hey.

Billy (sounding tired): Hey.

Captain Marvel walked over to a nearby couch and fell/laid down on it.

Billy: SHAZAM!

In a flash of light Captain Marvel transformed back to his younger civilian form.

Danny: Tired?

Billy: You have no idea.

The two sat in silence for a few seconds.

Danny: How does your transformation feel like?

Billy: Hm?

Danny: I mean going from being sixteen to having the body of a twenty-five year old

Billy: Very weird, especially if I stay too long in either one. When I do and transform into the other one it takes me a solid 5 minutes to get used to the body, different center of gravity and everything. Honestly I rather just have my powers in my regular body.

Danny: Really?

Billy: Yeah.

Danny got up from his seat and walked over to Billy, who was still lying down, and sat down next to him. Danny started using his powers and patted Billy's head.

Billy (thoroughly confused): Umm...

Danny: Transform.

Billy (even more confused): What?

Danny: Transform.

Billy still very confused got up and did as Danny said.

Billy: SHAZAM!

Billy looked at himself and froze. He could feel his powers, he was in his suit, but his body didn't change, he was still in his 16-year-old body.

Billy: How did you-?

Danny: Solomon, Hercules, Atlas, Zeus, Achilles, and Mercury all technically work for me, and I outright outrank all of them. So I just tweaked the way your powers work, everything's the same the only difference is that you don't switch bodies.

Billy: ...

Danny (worried): You don't like it?

Billy (smiling): I love it! Billy hugged Danny. Thank you!

Danny: Your welcome.

Billy: Goodness I- I look amazing!

Danny: yeah.

Billy: How- How am I going to explain this?

Danny: You can just tell the others that I helped you.

Billy: Sure that will be easy enough but what about the public?

Danny: Captain Marvel retired?

Billy: And I am was his secret protégé how he entrusted his powers.

Danny: There you go, problem solved.

Billy: I'm going to show the others! Billy grabbed Danny's hand. Let's go!

Danny (being dragged way): Oh ok, let's.

(Master Post)

[deadsetobsessions]

Hera stood, waiting for her turn at last. The Queen of the Greek Pantheon traced the lines of neon green, its light reflecting against her true form in a soothing way. She’s no stranger to patience, to waiting. But there were little of those that had the gall to make her wait, and even smaller of that number that she would tolerate such behavior. Regardless, this was the one being she could not afford to offend and so, she waits. Her many forms, her divine self, perceived the room and compared it to her own halls of residence.

Olympus was much more intricate, carved of noble marble and inlaid with countless of priceless metals and gems and divinity. Twelve seats of power atop an engineering wonder, halls adorned with the brightest of the original flames, an hearth that was roaring at Hesta’s skillful hands.

In comparison, this throne room had been changed much since she was last here. Gone were the spikes of terror and screams of the damned. Now… it looked like the most bare throne room she’d ever bore witness to.

And yet, as she waited for the Boy King, Hera could feel the subtle thrum of impossible power. The new king did not flare his will and might like the previous tyrant, and for that, Hera approved. She has had quite enough of living with and under tyrants who cared only for themselves… and their bed achievements whilst failing spectacularly in their marital roles. Zeus was not a good life partner and Hera regretted ever saying yes to him many times in her immortal life. And yet… she loved him still.

The doors opened, and a small figure floated in, flanked by the previous King’s Knight. Perhaps that is what makes this Boy King so dangerous, Hera thought as she dipped into a bow, because he can turn the loyalest to his side.

“Your Majesty,” she greeted, in ghost speak.

“Heya, Hera!” The Boy King greeted her back, before waving the Knight away. Hera marveled, a bit, at the sheer confidence he had to dismiss his knight in her presence. Even the last king kept the knights around to ensure his power was always in display, always unchallengeable. The Boy King could destroy her with a snap of a finger and he knows it. He knows that she knows it.

“What did you need?” The Boy King asked, grin still on place as he floated to her instead of seating himself on his throne. Hera masked the bit of confusion she felt in pursuit of her goal.

“I have come here to ask of you a favor,” she began. “I am aware that… you are fond of this, the earth in which I reside in?”

Hera carefully picked her word. Everybody knows that the new King Phantom had laid claim to not only the Infinite Realms as is normal of his station, but an entire Earth as his haunt. He had the power to do so, she could finally see, now that she was standing before him. It would not do for Hera to get her strings cut because she claimed what is his.

“Sure. Why?” The Boy King tilted his head, narrowing that predator green upon her true form.

“Do you know of the Justice League, my lord?”

“Phantom’s fine,” he waved a hand. “And yeah, sure do! Why?”

Hera tilted her many forms in acknowledgement of the command. She bowed.

“My daughter, of a sort, is Diana Prince. Wonder Woman. She is… in grave danger. We can not exert our influence over a land that does not have our history. I can not interfere and aid her.”

“Oh, you want me to help her?” His tone was exasperated, and Hera spoke even more carefully in fear of offending him.

“Yes, if it pleases you. And it would be most gracious of you should Your Majesty have time to watch over her. I fear the danger will not leave her so quickly.”

There was a brief period of silence before King Phantom sighed. “And if it does not please me to do so?”

Hera looked up and locked gazes with evaluating green. “Then I am afraid I will be breaking a fair bit of cosmic law, King Phantom.”

He laughed. “Okay, yeah, I’ll check up on Wonder Woman.”

Hera blinked her many eyes, peacock feathers spreading in shock at how easily he allowed her favors. She did not even have to beg.

King Phantom turned to leave before pausing. “Hera, if you need help, just ask. Preferably without beating around the bushes next time. Also, Pandora misses you. You might want to hang around for tea later.”

Hera regarded him with the might of her divinity, which was but hardly a spec of his own kindness. The last one had not had her respect. Fear, yes. But never respect But this one…

“Yes, my King.”

“It’s just Phantom.” He shot back as he left, the Knight returning to his side once more.

Hera transformed into a more mortal form. She had not seen Pandora in a long time, the young woman had made quite an impression on her. Perhaps her old friend could be convinced in helping her punch Zeus and ruin her beloved husband’s day. Hera hummed, the green that used to flicker acidly against her divine form now only soothed. A reflection of its owner.

King Phantom is worthy of her regard.

——

Holy shit, a goddess asked him to check on the Justice League! She was super weird about it and talked in a really old way of speaking, but Danny hadn’t had anything to do for the past few days while entering the zone for his annual check up.

Danny waved away Fright Knight and dived into the portal that would take him directly to the Justice League and Diana!

He floated down from the portal, blinking at group of disheveled and injured superheroes surrounded by a group of demons. Belial?

“King Phantom.” Belial rumbled. Danny waved, not noticing the standstill his presence forced.

“Shite.” The British man cursed, drawing on his magic once more.

“King Phantom?” Diana Prince, Wonder Woman, said quizzically.

“Who?” Batman, Batman! That’s actually Batman, rumbled.

“High King of the Infinite Realms. We’re buggered if he decides to help Belial.”

“Wait, like the god of gods, that King Phantom?” Captain Marvel asked. Ancients, why are all of them electrical based? Danny hates electricity.

Danny floated closer to them, grinning in a friendly way before frowning as they tensed up.

“King Phantom. May I ask why you have graced us with your presence, my King?”

“Hey, Wonder Woman! Your mom asked me to babysit you!” He grinned, sharp and mischievous.

“What…?” The Flash asked, zipping to their side. “Her mom? Queen Hippolyta?”

“No, Hera,” Danny said, and watched Wonder Woman straighten at his words.

“The Goddess Hera.”

“Yep!” Danny rocked back on his suddenly formed legs instead of the whisp of a tail he usually kept in the Zone. He was also still floating. Danny sent a wave of ice and froze the rest of the demons in one fell swoop.

“The rest of you can take care of clean up, yes? Diana has to get some snacks, dinner, and then go to bed.” He pushed gently at Diana’s shoulders, nudging her towards the plane. She went willingly, respectful but amused.

——

Bruce, intellectually knowing that’s a king but only seeing a superhero teenager: *fills out mental adoption paperwork*

——

Hera, a goddess, terrified of misspeaking and dying as a result: he’s so strong even though he’s young omg powerful and could end my immortal existence

Danny, an unserious king: golly gee why is she speaking like a Shakespeare novel

——

Hera, thinking Danny’s gonna be dignified: pls watch over my daughter

Danny, who has a clone he sees as a daughter and therefore has no issues babysitting a grown woman: lol snacks, dinner, bedtime

Diana:… usually I’m on the other spectrum of this but it’s from a higher up so… okay?

——

Danny, terrifying gods and ancients: they’re my friends! The power of friendship!

[iceysnow]

Cultists: *Summons the ghost king*

Cultists: He who soars above it all, we offer this sacrifice to you as an-

Danny: Aw, man… not again! That's the third summoning this Tuesday :/

Cultists: A child??? What are you doing here!? Where's the ghost king!?!

Danny: Hey man, I'm fourteen, so NOT a child, thank you very much..!

Cultists: There's no way we summoned a random brat- OKAY, take two!

Danny: If it didn't work the first time, what made you think it’d work the second?

Cultists: I’m gonna ignore that- Mightiest Mortal, God of Gods, Hear our call and heed our-

Billy: Oh, hi!

Danny: Heyyyyyyy, I’m Danny :))))

Billy: Billy- did they also kidnap you?

Danny: Yep, cults, am I right?

Cultists: …Gods… What is going on…?

Billy: I’ve got the gods right here, and they said it’s divine intervention 🤷

Danny: More like karma, ever thought they just want their Tuesday evening WITHOUT gifting powers to maniacs like it’s Christmas?

Cultists: Three times the charm!

Danny: Give it up already!

Billy: Do you just have eldritch beings contacts on a list?

Danny: Well, clearly they gave them the wrong number…

Cultists: Silence! O’ Great one, maintainer of the realms beyond-

(Danny & Billy slightly tense)

Cultists: -lend us your power, strength to hold over your pawns!

Danny: Oh shit…

Billy: Wait a second… no way!

Anne: WHERE AM I!?!

Cultists: ARE YOU SERIOUS, ANOTHER CHILD????

Danny (to Anne): You’ve been kidnapped by an apeshit cult attempting- heavy on the attempting part- to swindle a god-like being.

Anne: Wtf dude!? I haven't even died yet!

All but Anne: ????

[the-autistic-spider]

dp x dc idea

danny accsidentally overshadows shzam

and becomes an unwilling part of the godly twitch chat

billy just being confused the whole time

inspired by that one post about the gods in billys head acting like a twitch chat

[satoshy12]

Why it's impossible to summon the Ghost King (or King of Olympus)

John has just told them that there is no way that summoning can work. At all! As he was asked why, because well, to summon him. you have to do 9.999.999.999 things, in a special order, if you fail 1 or forget 1 thing, you are back at the beginning.

And you only have 1 hour to finish all of ot.

The summoning is made in such a way that you fail. Since the last ones are pretty dark and cruel in a way, no one would do it.

Captain Marvel laughed, "Yeah, you can forget it. The later ones will make sure that you and everyone around you who knows the final rituals will die. That way you will be taken to the afterlife."

Billy remembers the conversation with Phantom when he complained about how Pariah Dark always complains that his summoning is so easy.

And well, since Zeus was Billy's patron, as Pariah's is Phantom, he knows how easy it is to summon Zeus. Well, for him.

He decided to help him with how to do it, just like he did with Zeus.

[chaoticallyfluffy]

I’ve been forced into reading Danny phantom fanfics because I’m desperate for Billy Batson content and for some reason half the stuff on ao3 is crossover stuff so I guess I like Danny phantom now?? Kind of?? I haven’t watched it and I don’t plan on it but I really like the idea of it.

Anywho,

Billy has maintained a very delicate balance of half truths and lies of ommision over the years to protect his identity as a literal child. He uses facts he learned from his patrons and his interest and knowledge in history, specifically Ancient Greece, to convince people he’s ancient.

Then one day this ghost guy joins the league claiming to be incredibly old as well except he just goes around straight up lying about stuff, saying whatever the hell he feels like about the past if it’s convenient to him or just funny. Most of it contradicts with the story Billy has been delicately weaving over the years and he’s kind of panicking.

One day he confronts the ghost guy and is like “I know your not actually ancient but I’m not a snitch, how old are you?”

And Danny kind of feels bad about pretending to be ancient in front of someone who has literally been around since at least Ancient Greece and confesses that he’s 14. Captain Marvel stares at him for a few minutes before breaking out in a big grin and transforming into a 12 year old Billy. They instantly become inseparable.

You’d think that Billy would ask Danny to stop lying all the time because it’s gonna get them caught, but no, he thinks it’s hilarious. Now whenever Danny says something absurd or directly contradictory of the actual history that Billy told them, they’re just like “oh yeah both of those happened at the same time but all the scribes were at the same spot so no one wrote about the other one and it was lost to time” or “there was a time loop for a good few years back in good old Greece so a lot of weird things happened that just didn’t stick.” Or “that did happen but only ghosts could perceive it.” Or sometimes, if they absolutely cannot get away with any other explanation, “dang must have dreamt it!”

The league is hopelessly confused and 90% sure they’re being messed with but they have no proof and if they look at the history at least MOST of the stuff they say is true so there’s really no reason to doubt it when Danny claims he once fist fought the god of time while the entirety of Rome cheered for him and placed bets, especially when Billy nods sagely and says he remembers having to clean up the space time continuum after the fight and that he lost the modern equivalent of ten bucks in the bet (he still doesn’t lie, just doesn’t disagree with the blatant dishonesty. He honestly did have to clean up the space time continuum multiple times after Danny messes with time a bit too much thanks to Clockwork + shenanigans. They make bets all the time too lol)

I think the contrast between ‘never lies’ and ‘lies all the time for funsies’ with the same motivation of ‘do the funniest thing possible at all times’ can be extremely entertaining and interesting.

[emacrow]

The jealous child, Three Sisters, and Consequences of a foretold prophecy

"I was supposed to be the youngest, I trained all through my childhood to save you all and yet I wasn't the glorified prophecy child that the Three Sisters foretold." Zeus snapped as he thrown his lightning at a poor mountain icy snow top above Olympus, cracking the top of it in half.

"I was supposed to be praised to lead everyone to greatness and glory that would have mortals worshipping us for eons but yet here we are split away from the mortal realms due because Pandora and that blasted human who killed our only remaining hold on the living world!" The clouds trembled deep grey as the sounds of thunder rumbled and crack, before the rains fell hard as Zeus nearly broke the stone table with his fist as he fell onto his knees.

"But even before I knew as time past on, I had cause the very downfall of Olympic Empire that the Sisters foretold if I kept what I'd done hidden away for all these years..."

Nearly all the Gods and Goddesses couldn't believe their ears, most were too shocked or disappointed to move beside Hades who steadily walked toward Zeus.

Hades help him get up from his defeated looking form before speaking.

"You have carried this secrets since the very beginning and I have only eight things to say." He said before, grabbing Zeus by his throat and literally choking the near immortal life outta of him as his black hair nearly ignited in a deep rosey red fire.

"You Cocky Fucking Jealous Son of a Bitch!" Hades growled menacingly as he topple on Zeus helding him to the ground.

"You mean to tell me that Everything we have gone through, all the crap you put everyone through with your terrible Decision making, tragical unforseenable and judgements, most of our demigod children killed or suffer a terrible fate and being trapped along here severed from the mortal realms beside the underworld could have all been avoided if you haven't killed our youngest sibling because you were jealous that you weren't the last born." Hades nearly spate hellflames as the very air cold into negative degrees while Persephone let him take his long held anger out because even her distant mother would agree that was lower then a diseased rat to do such a thing.

Meanwhile Shazam was having the most painfully split migraine, chewing on caramel popcorn as he was writing down some notes on what he was listening on from the Gods and Goddess. To later tell the other heroes about then.

Part 5 << >> Part 7

[cakypa120]

A few glimpses into Danny and Billy's lives.

Marvel: *bursts into the Hall of Justice* Phantom! You destroyed our children?!

Danny: Yes, I did.

Justice League: *shocked silence*

Marvel: Why?!

Danny: They were dead, I didn't want them to rot before my eyes.

Marvel: I could have brought them back to life!

Danny: Darling, that's cheating.

Marvel: No, it's not. You could have at least let me say goodbye!

Danny: Honey, we've been through this a hundred times. You'll cry for a week again, and then you'll get new ones. And then you'll start all over again.

Billy and Danny were talking about their plants, which Billy was very persistent in growing, but they still died. The League doesn't know about this and looks at the two in shock. Since when does Marvel have children besides the five and Dani? Why are they DYING?! And why is the Phantom so calm about it?! And does Marvel really make babies again when the old ones die?! He's not innocent?! And wait... Marvel can resurrect people?! Batman's paranoia has increased many times over.

Danny and Billy: *loudly arguing in a long-extinct language*

Flash: What are they arguing about?

Voltage (Freddy): The usual quarrels of ordinary people. Marvel threatens to divorce the Phantom, who actively denies his guilt.

Flash: Wait! The Phantom and Marvel are married?!

Voltage: Yeah, about a year. I thought you knew. The Captain took a month off for his honeymoon then.

Hal: Kid, we didn't know anything about this! Cap didn't tell us anything!

Batman: What's the reason for the fight?

Voltage: Something about another custody battle. Don't pay attention. They can always quarrel over trifles, but then they always kiss. I advise you not to be near this moment. It's disgusting.

The League looks in shock at the already kissing Phantom and Marvel. The Voltage winces and flies away. The heroes exchange glances and slowly leave.

Marvel: *covered in black blood* Darling! Guess who's back from jail!

Danny: You work there. And you fought with Zonus again? Don't come near me, wash up.

Marvel: But I love you so much.

Danny: *hisses and flies away*

Marvel: *laughs and runs after him*

Superman: He fought with Zonus?

Ms. Marvel: He does. The New Gods are betting on them.

Superman: What?

Klarion: Ugh, I hate it when they do that.

Zatanna: Do they flirt a lot?

Klarion: Every damn time. I feel sick watching them.

Nightwing: Shit! They went horizontal! Everybody get out! Get out!