#danny witwer

[steve-needs-a-hug]

"seems you've been left out of the loop, john."

minority report // 2002

[airlocksandaviaries]

I am carrying this fandom on its back I tell you

Minority Report Textposts 4/?

[assignmentimprobable]

Huh. Don’t think I ever uploaded this

[bored-guy-21]

[isildurreborn]

happy pride month losers

[liass-21]

who was gonna tell me colin farrell was the guy from minority report. i didn’t know that

[media-sneeze]

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PART 2: TV Shows & Movies

[rainwingmarvel7]

11 and 26 for the random/one-off OCs ask game? I am so curious!

Oooo yes both wonderful choices! You’ve chosen:

Minority Report: I Spy

Starring Karen Gillan as Katrina Monroe, police officer in a relationship with Danny Witwer

And Winona Ryder as Monica Witwer, Danny’s sister who is involved with John Anderton

The Santa Clause: Last Christmas

Starring Natalia Dyer as Eleanor “Ellie” Calvin, Scott Calvin’s eldest daughter who has a big ol’ crush on Bernard the Elf

[gloriousprincesscreature]

This is how I spend a weekend

I watched Minority Report on Friday night although I had a strong hunch that I would Not Like it, because Tom Cruise is smoking hot in it. Turns out, I did not like it, but Tom Cruise was hot. Absolutely no regrets.

And then I spent the entire Saturday thinking about the blocking and set design in Minority Report, woke up at 3am and couldn't get back to sleep. So I went back and watched thirty more minutes of grey dreck just so that I could stare at Tom's beautiful face and on Sunday morning I am exhausted.

Now its 3pm on Sunday and ... I am rewatching the rest of Minority Report because TC is positively glowing in every shot he appears in.

I don't know what it is about this guy, there's just something magical that draws the eye to his face at the exclusion of everything else on the screen.

Observation 1: He can do the subtle eyes shimmering with tears really well. We don't even know what really happened with John's son the first two times this expression appears and I am already sad because I'm empathizing Hard, and hey, I am a deeply unemotional person due to being dead inside. OCD and a lousy job will do that to a person. But I'm also terribly, terribly aroused. The script is thin with regard to John's character but TC's vulnerability and the thin, almost bruised-looking skin under his eyes just Does Things to me.

Observation 2: He can't convey anger with depth. It's just shouting.

SPOILERS AHEAD. If you can even spoil a twenty year old movie. Maybe with expensive vacations and designer lingerie. I'm too poor to have ever tried.

Observation 3: The movie is better on a second watch. I can mentally filter out the silly comedic/action elements that should not have been there in the first place. Without them it's a straight up neo-noir in the vein of LA Confidential. Just as in LA Confidential, there's a Twink (Danny Witwer/Colin Farrell), an evil authority figure, and a beautiful, deeply tormented, emotionally repressed cop.

Observation 4: TC's eyebrows and hair have never looked better.

Observation 5: John Anderton is in love with Lamar Burgess. Of this much I am sure. He saves his only real smile for Lamar and ... hahahaha ... we all know what happens next.

I'm replaying bits of this compulsively. Something intensely fucked up and loving happened between these two men.

"Remember, the eyes ... the eyes of the nation are on us right now. And we both know, I'm not the generation anyone listens to, but people trust you, John. When you speak of your absolute belief in pre-crime, they know its a belief born of pain, not politics. I always understood that, and I may have even encouraged it, to help with the cause. [Deep sigh] But now, your pain is hurting both of us."

Lamar meets John eyes briefly before looking away. John has been looking at Lamar the whole time. John continues to gaze at Lamar with so. much. Love. Concern. And all these feelings just getting in the way of what is So Obvious to Us. Lamar is hiding something. John is honest.

"They're not gonna take it away from us. [long pause. Continues to stare into the face of his Beloved/Teacher/Saviour/Master. Makes a vow] I won't let them."

We stay with this moment for awhile before cutting away (BUT NOT LONG ENOUGH). Which is (still) lovely and a lot of modern films don't do this.

I think, I think this is the most intimate, personal interaction in this movie. Minority Report is poxy with zooming camera, overbearing soundtrack, office environments. But when Lamar and John speak, its quiet and the camera just stops fucking around and doesn't get in the way.

Max von Sydow is class. He's inherently slinky and he purrs.

These two minutes hold the seeds (or fragments? fragments) of a much better movie.

At this moment, I don't know if Tom Cruise can Act, but that face was carved by the Gods.

*deep sigh*

I can't finish the rewatch.

[blusandbirds]

i need to rewatch the minority report soon. danny witwer the twink from fed i miss youuuu.

[dnfinite123]

(What if) THE SONIC MOVIES IN EARLY 2010 STYLE DIRECTED BY MICHAEL BAY

CAST IDEAS

Scott Menville//Voice of Sonic The Hedgehog

Elizabeth Daily//Voice of Tails Miles Prower The Fox

Jason Momoa//Voice of Knuckles The Echidna

Ellie Kemper//Voice of Amy Rose

Sam Witwer//Voice of Shadow The Hedgehog

Zoe Kravitz//Voice of Rouge The Bat

Steven Yeun//Voice of Silver The Hedgehog

Emma Stone//Voice of Blaze The Cat

Danny DeVito//Eggman

James Spader//Metal Sonic

J. K. Simmons//Gerald Robotnik

Nicholas Hoult//Snively Robotnik

Giancarlo Esposito//Mephiles The Dark

Andy Serkis//Black Doom

A.U not done by me big shoutout to a instergram username ultimatebonsincrawler

[steve-needs-a-hug]

Minority Report (2002), dir. Steven Spielberg

[airlocksandaviaries]

In case anyone wanted to know what Anderwit was. Well. It's This.

[inlovewithaspiderguy]

Gonna say that Danny witwer didn’t die from that bullet wound. For yaoi purposes

[exdeputysonso]

Colin Farrell as Danny Witwer | Minority Report

[liass-21]

thank u @airlocksandaviaries for the tag😊