#dare someone to run with this insanity... double dog dare yah!

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The Arcs...

A little known close knit family that only Ozama and Salem knew the true power of. To everyone else they seemed... a little peculiar, with members often vanishing for extended periods of time, only to reappear days, weeks, or months later as if nothing had happened.

If that wasn't odd enough... they also seemed to be extremely long lived despite throwing themselves headfirst into trouble. The citizens of Ansel appreciated them. How couldn't they when the rag-tag group of nine would without fault or delay defend the hamlet from all threats.

In fact it had been close to twenty years since the community had even needed to request the aid of a huntsman or huntress. The Arcs were just that good... even though it was obvious that the elevator didn't go to the top floor... for any of them aside from Saphron and Jaune.

Mama Arc = (Harley Quinn)

/==/ 1st Born (Daughter) = Jinx

/==/ 2nd Born (Daughter) = Tiny Tina

/==/ 3rd Born (Daughter) = Saphron

/==/ 4th Born (Daughter) = Rebecca

/==/ 5th (Daughter) & 6th (Son) & 7th (Daughter) Born The Triplets... Joan & Jaune & Jeanne

/==/ 8th Born (Daughter) = Utena

... but what of there father? No one knows. Mama Arc would just vanish and appear months later with a new child to add to her growing brood.

Nor did they understand why for EVERY family portrait she dyed all their hair the same shade of blond... they were just weird that way.

(A/N - No idea why... it's just something that popped into my head.)

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I fear for jaunes childhood when he is surrounded by all the crazy people

We find Mama Arc (Harley Quinn) sitting in the principal's office of Ansel's Elementary school. Once again dealing with the fall out of another "Arc Incident" with in the school.

Principal: Ms. Arc I'm sure you KNOW why I've asked for this meeting.

Mama Arc tilted her head, and appeared to be in deep thought, as she say demurely in the chair facing the Principal's cluttered desk.

Principal: Ms. Arc?

Mama Arc: Hum. I should kidnap her, shave her head and paint her face in clown make-up?

Principal: *Gasping*

Mama Arc: Oh, sorry. The voices.

Principal: Uh...

Mama Arc: So what are you accusing my babies of?

Principal: Well...

/==/ Seven Hours Ago /==/

Joan: Come on we have gym class!

Jaune: Hey! No I can't!

Jeanne: In!

Jaune: That's the girls locker room!

Joan: So?

Jeanne: Those beastly boys are NOT getting a chance to molest our dear brother!

Jaune get's hauled into the Girl's Locker Room by his sisters.

Multiple Feminine Voices: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!

/==/ Present /==/

Principal: This is the fifth time in five days that Jaune has been pulled into the Women's Locker room by his sisters! It is inappropriate!

Mama Arc: Joan, Jaune and Jeanne are triplets, of course they're going to want to change together. They've been doing it since they were born.

Principal: Well...

/==/ Four Hours Ago /==/

A well kwon group of bullies where running down the main corridor of the school, in utter panic and covered in paint splotches... away from a much shorter girl with green hair, rapidly firing a pair of... "juiced-up" paintball guns.

Rebecca: ^&$@&^&^%(@*(*%&@^*&^%^@&^%&##

Bully #1: Stop! It hurts!

Bully #2: We're sorry! We're sorry!

Rebecca: &^&^*@&^%@$^)%)@)()(%@)&(%*@&

/==/ Present /==/

Principal: Those boys were covered in bruises, some were even openly sobbing!

Mama Arc: So?

Principal: So?

Mama Arc: Where was this... concern when Joan, Jaune and Jeanne came home covered in bruises and mud?

Principal: ... um, well...

/==/ One Hour Ago /==/

Jinx and Tiny Tina stalked forward, sinister and more than slightly unhinged grins upon their faces. Their goal, a small ramshackle looking building near school property.

Gang Leader: Back off freaks!

Jinx: Did you?

Gang Leader: Did we what?

Tiny Tina: Proposition our baby brother...

Gang: NO!

Jinx: You... lie...

Tiny Tina: Let's shut up and shoot something!

The two young women suddenly had various weapons in their hands.

Gang: AHHHHH!!!!

/==/ Present /==/

Mama Arc: Sounds like my angels cleaned up a drug problem before it could become one. Wouldn't... *Grins in an unhinged way*

Principal: I... um... I...

Mama Arc: I'm starting to think... you're just wasting my time.

Principal: But... but... those are just the most extreme issues! Your children are completely out of control!!! All of them!

Mama Arc: *Raises and single Eyebrow* ALL?

Principal: Well aside from Jaune and Saphron...

Mama Arc: SO it's not... all...

Principal: No... but...

Mama Arc: I'll speak with my little angels... ask them to tone down things. Does THAT placate you?

Principal: Uh... yes?

Mama Arc: *Stands up* Good. Now I have a bandit tribe to... remove from our borders. Please...

Principal: Please?

Mama Arc: Stop expecting my babies to clean up your oversights with your administration. Agreed?

Principal: Yes... but... what about the locker room issue? That's not a problem being... fixed?

Mama Arc: Take them out of gym class, and give them a free period. I'm sure Jaune and his sisters would appreciate the extra study time... wouldn't you agree?

Principal: Well, those three are doing exceptionally well...

Mama Arc: *Beams a smile* Perfect. Problems solved. Ta-ta!

(A/N - Might have missed the mark on this ask. Might try again after five more cups of coffee...)

Utter & Complete Insanity Story Collection

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Can you write Harley meeting her grandson Adrian for the first time?

Saphron fidgeted nervously on the couch, while her wife Terra sat completely terrified at the figure seated across from them, bouncing their miraculous bundle of joy on her lap.

Mama Arc (Harley Quinn): Oh... aren't you just the cutest, sweetest puddin' I ever did saw!

Harley tips Adrian backwards and blows a razzberry on his chubby tummy.

Adrian: *Giggles*

Mama Arc: Oh you are TOO precious!

Harley blows another razzberry on Adrian's tummy.

Mama Arc: I could just EAT you!

Terra gave her wife and love of her life a panicked look. She had heard the FIRST-HAND stories Saphron had about her family's more... interesting exploits, and she was definitely not going to assume anything is out of the realm of possibility for Saphron's family... anything.

Saphron: Mom?

Mama Arc: I should just scoop you up, my little puddin' and take you home! Would you like to come home with grand-mama? Would you?

Adrian: *Giggles and Coos*

Saphron: Mom?

Mama Arc: Yes Saphi?

Saphron: Not that it's not GREAT to have you just show up without warning...

Saphron delicately reached out, and obvious sign she wanted her son back.

Mama Arc: That is... rude.

Saphron: Mom?

Mama Arc: I raised 8 or you, on my own without any help from that useless manic twit of a father. I am more than... capable to hold on to my only grandchild... safely.

Harley holds Adrian in the air and makes a goofy face at him.

Adrian: *Giggles*

Harley: And I think I raised you all into well adjusted adults. Well everyone except Utena. She's an odd one.

Saphron: Well adjusted???

Adrian : *Sniffles*

Mama Arc: Oh, it's okay puddin'. It's okay. grand-mama won't let anyone hurt you... ever. Your mama didn't mean to scare you.

Harley pulls Adrian into a comforting hug, ending his tears before they could even start.

Mama Arc: Don't raise you voice, Saphi. It's counter-productive.

Saphron: Sorry.

Mama Arc: Now why did you...

Saphron: We're not well adjusted. Well Jaune and I are... but you and everyone else...

Mama Arc: How dare you slander your family like that?

Saphron: How? How? The wedgie incident.

Mama Arc: Phish. That was nothing.

Saphron: Nothing? Two ten year olds and a thirteen year old... Joan Jeanne and Rebecca burned down Ansel's elementary school because someone gave Jaune a wedgie!

Mama Arc: You'll understand once this little angel starts school. You'll understand... I have no doubt in my mind about it.

Saphron: And why...

Mama Arc: You're my daughter after all... you're my daughter.

(A/N - Hope this is along the lines of what you envisioned. )

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