#dash: Dallas

[expectiations]

Alex: “Do you want me to whisper what your name is?”

Jodie: “Yes!”

Interviewer: “Was it a good one?”

Jodie: “YES!”

[slave-adrianalodge]

Either way, it’s nice to meet you! How long have you been claimed?

I’ve been here a few days now, and while it was kind of cool having no one here, I guess I should introduce myself. I’m Adriana, and I am a slave here at Stonewall. They want me to get to know the students quickly, so I’m supposed to basically help as many people orgasm as possible, which seems like a hefty but not unwanted task, like please hit me up for that. I’m a former Switch-turned-sub, so whatever kind of person you need to help you out with anything, I like to think I’ll be able to figure it out. Also feel free to tell me what you’d like to be addressed as. Also if anyone could hide me from the mayor, that would be fantastic.

[starscelly]

it's that time of year again... new fans! old fans! general inquiring minds!!! i present to you this year's dallas stars primer!! as always, based more on Vibes and Personality than the cold hard facts (but there are cold hard facts). slides last updated as of April 3rd, 2024 (:

huge huge huge thank you to @oetter @saltandpepperbox and @stickypucky for constantly reading over my work and helping add to this <3 <3

as always if there's any further questions do not hesitate to send me an ask or message!! enjoy!!!! slides below + small blurb about starsblr community for those curious/interested

(click to make the images larger/easier to read)

AS OF APRIL 5th 2024: MAVRIK BOURQUE HAS BEEN CALLED UP FROM THE AHL, LIKELY DUE TO AN ON-AND-OFF INJURY SUSTAINED BY TYLER SEGUIN. CURRENT AHL LEADING SCORER (SINCE STANK HAS BEEN CALLED UP) AND VERY FUN AND FRENCH CANADIAN (:

If after reading all of this, you're interested in becoming more involved with the stars and stars community, please know on starsblr we are sooo insanely welcoming!!!! the lb tag is extremely active and has some of the funniest, nicest people you'll ever meet. we also have such a blessedly large gifmaking community, some great artists, and of course phenomenal fic writers, so there's no shortage of silliness and vibes. I really encourage you to scroll the tags and consume all of this work because it is truly SUCH a fun, lively place here!!

and again, as always, my dms and inbox are always open <3

[teex]

👀

[dancer-subclarington]

Wait, what would they be winning at?

Alright, this is aimed primarily at those of you at Stonewall, but anyone familiar with Michael Chang @michaelchang or Katrina Sullivan @kat-sullivan is welcome to give their input.

You can either just leave a vote or, if you want to offer explanation for your choice, go for it. Just remember that this is meant to be all in good fun because I caught them bantering back and forth. They are still your teachers at the end of the day.

[paigebueckersxo]

oh my GODDDDDD i need to find a way to severely filter the way i consume sports bc i cannOt keep putting up with shitty men and their shitty takes.

its the way they are almost Excited to shit on some of these women, like they have been sitting on the edge of their seat all day waiting for a downfall of some sort so they could have a “told you so” moment on twitter and get an adrenaline rush off of 2 botted likes. and what gets me too is its evidently rooted in some form of deeper, generalized hatred - misogyny, racism, homophobia, you name it.

and some of it is just straight up corny. i deadass saw a man claim w his whole chest that because the attendance in the wings arena was not 7,000 (it was like 6,100 or something to that effect) that nobody actually gives a fuck ab paige and the wings at all, and that she should “give up trying to be caitlin clark.” ACTUALLY SHUT UP LMFAO

they just genuinely seem like they hate women! and i can’t stand hearing the takes from a dude who probably last shot a basketball on his summer school team in middle school and places the value of a woman in her profession based on arbitrary bullshit like how many people show up to a game or how well she compares to somebody else or how much she posts on social media.

i don’t think i’m ever gonna stop being tired lmfao

[fanboyistransboy]

I got to go to the Meet and Greet for @jelloapocalypse in Dallas!!!!

It was so cool! I got to meet all the incredible voice actors, show off a little bit of my art, and i gave Jello a nice note about how much his book and show meant to me.

I also had an incredible time meeting all the very cool Epithet Erased Fans, there were legit so many cool people who i got to talk to.

I even got roped into a dnd group lol!

It was genuinely super fun, the staff at the Barnes and Noble were lovely, Jello, Kyle, Dani, Brynn, and Amy were super duper nice!

[aparticularbandit]

Responding to this post as a separate post because I want to respond to something that I think is beyond the scope/intention of the original post (and honestly the scope/intention of the response in the linked post) but that, like.

I want to respond to it because it's been churning in my head.

Specifically the idea of the Protestant Work Ethic and trying to earn your way into heaven.

Because that's the very antithesis of what the Gospel is.

Over and over, it is made very clear that you cannot earn your way into heaven. (Titus 3:5 and Ephesians 2:8-9 are the ones that come immediately to mind, but there are more than that. (I also like - Romans 4 and the entire discussion about it being faith and not works and especially Romans 4:4-8.)) Literally one of the entire points is that you are stuck in your sin and you cannot get out and no matter what you do, you cannot earn your way in, but God loves you and chose you and wants you, so He paid your debt Himself (Jesus) and is giving you His righteousness - His perfection - because He was the only one who could earn His way in.

God is for you, not against you.

Are there things you should be doing? Yes. (Ephesians 2:10 talks about that, too.) But, like. It's not to earn your way in. It's out of love and gratefulness to the One who got you out of your horrible predicament? And then on top of that, made you a co-heir with Him?

Because it's...He paid for you to get in and then also you got adopted as a child of God? And someone described it once as good works after that being like when a child makes a drawing for their dad and their dad hangs it on the fridge? It's not to earn anything; it's because you love Him, too?

So, like - I want to know where the Protestant Work Ethic went wrong. Why so many people think it's about earning their way when it isn't that at all.

It's a gift. It was always a gift.

[clubhoops]

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[toriluvsnickwayne]

Ummmmmmmmm how would yall feel abt sum yandere headcanons and possible fic?

I’ve got a few stashes but idk how yall would feel if I posted them

[kurffufle]

Assigning mlp characters to the outsiders gang

(Specifically the main 6)

Ponyboy-twilight sparkle

Darry-apple Jack

Soda-rarity

Johnny-flutter shy

Two bit-pinky pie

Dallas-Rainbow dash

Steve-Rainbow dash

[infcmous]

𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆: 𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒔

𝑓𝑜𝑟 @𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑞𝑑𝑟𝑢𝑛𝑘

[hjbirthdaywishes]

December 18, 2024

Happy 46 Birthday to Josh Dallas.

[the-physicality]

Sheryl Swoopes, Tina Thompson, and Cynthia Cooper discuss the fact that there is no houston team any more

[sleeping-in-his-grave]

"...I don't even want to know."

[tempest-toss]

Being not fully human anymore is like... an experience.