#dash:puck

[roryhq]

yeah, i could definitely stand out in one of those singing competitions, but i do not have the personality to do dating shows. not to mention that i’m a wee possessive and i fall quickly. i’d have a meltdown over the guy i met a day ago talking to someone else. you know i can just google it, right? and for sure, especially if you put your face on it.

you’d be the best person to go to for advice. you probably have the most life experience out of all my friends. you could at least tell me what not to do.

yes… leprachauns trick people into gay sex for gold. you figured us out and now i have to kill you. i can’t let you tell the world.

reschedule your meetings and get your arse in here already. the city’s abuzz, it’s so much fun. there’s tons of stuff to do. mick jagger had groupie babies and they’re doing fine. why would i joke about it? i only regret not being brave enough to tell you when we were in school. guess i missed my shot now, with your two lovers and all that.

i bet that's not true. you're a freaking rockstar, dude. that's gotta count for something. i think you're memorable, and i've got a shit memory. ah, see, there's my shit memory at work - i don't remember. too bad, so sad, guess you missed the boat, huh? 😔 ...you think anyone would buy them?

if you're coming to me for life advice, you might be better off just checking yourself into the nut house, dude.

earn it? i thought i just had to walk to the end of the rainbow. ...oh my god. that's a gay sex thing, isn't it? this whole time, it's been code for gay sex. my mind is blown, holy shit. nah, i'm not there yet. i've got some meetings and shit this week, but i'll be flying in next weekend. i'm pretty excited, honestly. i love spaghetti. what, like a groupie baby? don't do that to some poor kid.

...you were serious about that?

[rollinwitari]

puckyeah said: 

hmu whenever u wanna test that theory. but try to stay alive until i’ve properly appreciated them boobs. thank u in advance.

You’re such a sweet talker, Puck. I can see why all the ladies fall... to the window ... to the wall. I’m ready to go out in a blaze of glory. See how I just turned that into a remix of two different songs? Bet that made you want to appreciate my boobs that much more

[askmotta]

askpuckasaurus replied to your post:Apparently asking a taxi driver why their car...

How the hell do you know what elephant shit smells like?

Have you never been to the zoo? They try to keep it all tidy and stuff but when an elephant has to go, she's got to go. Even if it's in the middle of a birthday party. Although in her defense she obviously wasn't aware it was his birthday; I think. Oddly enough, baby poop smells so much worse which is a bit terrifying. Do all taxis smell like that or was I just severely unlucky?

[asking-sexylopez]

askingoriginalpuckerman replied to your post: I just got back from a super awesome workout.

How ‘bout we have a few rounds of hot, sweaty sex Lopez? I’ll help you work out a little without any charge.

You're really desperate to get this V back, aren't you? Not that I can blame you, but still.

[fireboltfabray]

slytherinpuckzilla replied to your post:WHAT YOU LIKE BEST ABOUT HOGWARTS?

Even me?

Even you. 

[feistyfabray-blog]

cunning-puck replied to your post:Bed, Wed, Behead: Puck, Rachel, James

I would pay a million Galleons to watch you and Berry get hitched. It would be worth dying in poverty to see the fucking look on your face.

I would rather claw my own eyes out than marry Berry. Besides, I'm not sure as to whether or not weddings in the Shire are really of my taste.

[cometalkwithblaine]

cometalkwithpuck replied to your post: Best pick up line?

No! The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.

I saw that one coming.  Shouldn't you be directing that one to girlfriend's direction?

[obi-sam-kenobi-blog]

pucksterthegreat replied to your photo “@obi-sam-kenobi: Avengers are awesome, Lip Balm a must have what with...”

Dude, you're such a nerd :P (Captain America wins though)

And proud of it!!  He totally does. I think I might be going to go the easy way and go as him for Halloween. 

[rollinwitari]

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They are pretty nice. A girl get lots of compliments on them. Some unwanted but gotta take the good with the bad. This was the good.

[askmotta]

askpuckasaurus replied to your post:Attention! Attention! And more attention!

Good luck, Motta. Just don’t put weed in the cupcakes cause everyone will end up getting a serious case of the munchies and you don’t wanna deal with that if you’re not charging for them.

Thanks so much, Puck! No worries, I made Brett pinky swear not to put any illegal substances in them this time so we should be good! Although I don't see the problem with anyone getting the munchies and eating more cupcakes, the more the merrier that way they see his face even more! But, isn't it kinda illegal to charge people for things during a campaign? No tiara's worth time in the slammer. If I'm going to jail it's going to be for something cool. Hopefully. 

[avoiding-blaine]

puckmegood replied to your post: Hes upsetting you again, isnt he?

That’s a lie. I don’t even care what he’s done this time, I’m sick of seeing him hurt you.

No one hurt me. I'm done.

[feistyfabray-blog]

Convo → Quick

cunning-puck:

I’d be more than willing to give you a refresher course, babe.

And I would be more than willing to teach you the art of self control.

[quiinnsfbry]

npckerman replied to your photo:↳ INSTAGRAM: @QUEENFABRAY UPLOADED A NEW PHOTO: ...

These are cute pictures. She has a husband?

Apparently. She only just told me today. They've been married since before she moved here. They're like, childhood sweethearts and everything. It's adorable.

[asktheprettylittlerose-blog]

askpuckasaurus replied to your post: So what a birthday this turned out to be.

Sorry it’s so shitty, but happy birthday, kid.

Thank you, Puck. It could get better, you never know.

[avoiding-blaine]

puckmegood replied to your post: Is Princess upsetting you again?

You don’t seem fine Toto. Remember I’m here for you, if you wanna talk about it. I don’t want him upsetting you.

i'm okay