#dashboard shenanigans

[brokendreamscreation]

He’s lactose intolerant help him.

Lucid shall banish all milk products in the palace! ALAKABOOM!

[lightbringer-morningstar]

@moxxietude

The moment over-achieving perfectionist, rebellious circus duck with daddy issues and a god complex becomes Lucifer

[wolfvirago-m]

BAP BAP BAP BAP SMACKS YOU WITH A MASSIVE PAW

[more-things-in-heaven-hell]

*kidnaps*

The king has been Taken!!! Repeat the King has been Kidnapped by Heaven!!

[divinityunleashed]

Deadpool's brought some giant speakers, proceeding to hook them up to a player, and blasts a certain rap from his movies on loud:

[mayoinomori]

is this an au for uma musume—

[dwarf-vader-of-middle-earth]

You know? The fact that this showed up so perfectly on my dash, I think is a fuckin sign we need universal free health care.

[kinomorebi]

Get to know me meme

do you make your bed? I do, but I'm a pretty tidy sleeper so its essentially just a matter of straightening out the comforter in the mornings.

favorite number? Funny enough, my lucky number is 13, despite it being considered an unlucky number in America (Fun fact: 10% of Americans have a fear of the number 13).

job? I do rescue work and behavioral modification in dogs and cats (I mostly work with traumatized animals that are at risk of being deemed "too dangerous" to be kept and try to uncover the root of the problem to give them a second chance at life).

if you could go back to school, would you? Helllll no. I'm very adhd, so the public schooling system was not really geared towards my learning style. I can't sit and listen to someone talk for that long.

can you parallel park? I can, though I haven't had to in a while so maybe test me on that before I commit to the yes.

do you think aliens are real? Sure, why not? The odds that earth isn't the only instance of life is not small enough for me to reject the idea of other life forms entirely.

can you drive a manual car? No, I've never even been inside of a manual car. (oops)

what's your guilty pleasure? Anything with interesting worldbuilding. I don't care how bad the plot is, I am a sucker and will read or watch anything for the world itself.

tattoos? Yes, a handful of them in various places and I intend to get more. (spine tattoo next!)

favorite color? Purple! Preferably a lighter muted purple

do you like puzzles? Oh yeah, I love figuring out how things work in a hands on way. 3D puzzles are my favorite. Love a good brain game.

any phobias? Heights (which is fitting, considering the fact that I am short)

favorite childhood sport? Basketball, though as you can likely deduce from the height reference above, my involvement in basketball fell off once I was old enough for height disparity to come into play.

do you talk to yourself? Every now and then, but I have quite a few pets and a partner, so most of the time I am talking to one of them.

tagged by @kylo-wrecked I would tag others but I think most of my mutuals have already done this or are in the process of doing it. (if you're not, feel free to tag yourself for me~ )

[witchcraftandburialdirt]

well at least I already have a lethal verse with @bells-of-black-sunday and @agonizedembrace

[brokendreamscreation]

Me and @more-things-in-heaven-hell reminiscing on @/originemesis Adam rp shenanigans while also looking over our shoulders at the threat of suddenly getting our inboxes kicked in-

[fishwithtitz]

🐮

This has @anamelessfool vibes!!!!! 🖤😍

In response to my first four Pinterest moodboard ask 🐮🐮🐮

[wolfvirago-m]

She talks to animals, has strange healing magic, and has dead parents. Does that make her a D.isney Princess?

[boss-the-goofball]

It happened to me

I saw someone on my dash and went "Who are you again?"

after checking some of their tags it dawned on me as a "Oh right! Now I remember you!"

[divinityunleashed]

Others: "So these Pokemon are meta, and will give you an easy time in X Game."

Me: *Picks the non meta pokemons.*

Others:

Me: *beats the game with only non-meta pokemon and non-meta methods.*

Others:

[threshie]

My dash did a thing. I did a double take, thinking it was a painting of the cat at the top until I noticed the different markings. ♥ Lovely cats both @ladymalchav and @oracle-fae !

[aisforinterval]

i tried to set up a silly thing on my dash, and it did this instead 🥺