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theatrekidstatus · 11 months ago
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Chapter 48
Anthony ramos point of view:so we got the papers filed for the adoption so we asked max and max and now we are having a party so every one can we them and they can meet every one so we texted the all the  group chats
Mi nombre es Alexander Hamilton🀗😋💕💪🏟
Jazzy poo bear😭🙄🔛🔝‌🗞🧍🏌‍♀🫶🏟🀭🎶🗣🪄✅😑👍🏟🩷😂👊🏿🖕🏟😘❕🔥😔👊🏟💞👹❗🔊🎩👊🏜:not this gc bein dry💀
Pippy poo😀🥹☺😃😅😊😄😂😇😁🀣🙂😆🥲🙃:i miss the days where Anthony nd y/n would update us on everything nd anything
Mommy nÚa(not dirty🙄)😉😗😝🀓😌😙😜😎😍😚🀪🥞🥰😋🀚🀩😘😛🧐🥳:for real!
Loser Leslie 🀫😐🙄😲🫠🫀😯🥱🀥😑😊😎😵‍💫😶🫚😧🀀🀐🫥😬😮😪🥎:their life was mad interesting and for what though
Weird David 😮‍💚🀢🀕👹😵🀮🀑👺😵‍💫🀧🀠🀡🀐😷😈💩🥎🀒👿👻🀖:frrrr as a matter of fact i miss Hamilton low key
ThEy DiDnT sAy I CoUlDnT sIng 🀝🏟🀛🏟✌🏟🀌🏟👍🏟🀜🏟🫰🏟🀏🏟👎🏟🫷🏟🀟🏟🫳🏟👊🏟🫞🏟🀘🏟🫎🏟✊🏟🀞🏟👌🏟👈🏻:nah frrrrr that era for us was 🔛🔝
Oakyyyyy the unfuckable tree👉🏟🀚🏟🫲🏟✍🏟👆🏟🖐🏟🫱🏟🙏🏟🖖🏟👇🏟💪🏟🫵🏟☝🏟👋🏟🊟🊶🏟✋🏟🀙🏟🖕🏟🊵🏟:our off broad way era was actually just a vibe
Christopfuckme👶🏟🧑🏟👩🏟‍🊰👱🏟‍♂👧🏻👚🏟🧑🏟‍🊰👩🏟‍🊳🧒🏟👩🏟‍🊱👚🏟‍🊰🧑🏟‍🊳👊🏿🧑🏟‍🊱👱🏟‍♀👚🏟‍🊳👩🏟👚🏟‍🊱:nah on b way was better because their relationship was better because remember what the heck i got to do (a/n:i know its "gotta" pero i needed more words) im going to add thanye
Christopfuckme👶🏟🧑🏟👩🏟‍🊰👱🏟‍♂👧🏻👚🏟🧑🏟‍🊰👩🏟‍🊳🧒🏟👩🏟‍🊱👚🏟‍🊰🧑🏟‍🊳👊🏿🧑🏟‍🊱👱🏟‍♀👚🏟‍🊳👩🏟👚🏟‍🊱 added CoOkIe MoNsTeR😏😕😫😀😒🙁😩😠ᅵᅵᅵᅵ☹🥺😡😔😣😢🀬😟😖😭🀯:
My mannn💀🎃😌🫶🏟☠😺😜🀲🏟👜😞🙀👐🏟👟😹😿🙌🏟🀖😻😟👏🏟:not yall talking about us nd how much yall miss us
     Yall want to meet our new adopted children 🀗🀗
Jazzy poo bear😭🙄🔛🔝‌🗞🧍🏌‍♀🫶🏟🀭🎶🗣🪄✅😑👍🏟🩷😂👊🏿🖕🏟😘❕🔥😔👊🏟💞👹❗🔊🎩👊🏜:shi not dry anymore 💀 anyway more children 🀗🀗
Pippy poo😀🥹☺😃😅😊😄😂😇😁🀣🙂😆🥲🙃:this the life updates i was talm about nd yes
Mommy nÚa(not dirty🙄)😉😗😝🀓😌😙😜😎😍😚🀪🥞🥰😋🀚🀩😘😛🧐🥳:nah because they use to do life updates about what they was eating sandwich 💀 and yes i will be seeing my grandbabies
Loser Leslie 🀫😐🙄😲🫠🫀😯🥱🀥😑😊😎😵‍💫😶🫚😧🀀🀐🫥😬😮😪🥎:not nea nea learning how to text nd yes ill be coming
Weird David 😮‍💚🀢🀕👹😵🀮🀑👺😵‍💫🀧🀠🀡🀐😷😈💩🥎🀒👿👻🀖:yes i will be coming
ThEy DiDnT sAy I CoUlDnT sIng 🀝🏟🀛🏟✌🏟🀌🏟👍🏟🀜🏟🫰🏟🀏🏟👎🏟🫷🏟🀟🏟🫳🏟👊🏟🫞🏟🀘🏟🫎🏟✊🏟🀞🏟👌🏟👈🏻:count me in
Oakyyyyy the unfuckable tree👉🏟🀚🏟🫲🏟✍🏟👆🏟🖐🏟🫱🏟🙏🏟🖖🏟👇🏟💪🏟🫵🏟☝🏟👋🏟🊟🊶🏟✋🏟🀙🏟🖕🏟🊵🏟:duh you duhduh
Christopfuckme👶🏟🧑🏟👩🏟‍🊰👱🏟‍♂👧🏻👚🏟🧑🏟‍🊰👩🏟‍🊳🧒🏟👩🏟‍🊱👚🏟‍🊰🧑🏟‍🊳👊🏿🧑🏟‍🊱👱🏟‍♀👚🏟‍🊳👩🏟👚🏟‍🊱:as your 2/3d dad of course
CoOkIe MoNsTeR😏😕😫😀😒🙁😩😠😞☹🥺😡😔😣😢🀬😟😖😭🀯:hell yeah
LiNaMiNrOlL🥶😚😓🫣🫡😶‍🌫😰🀗🀭🀫😱😥🀔🫢🫠:yes my knew grandbabies.????????
My mannn💀🎃😌🫶🏟☠😺😜🀲🏟👜😞🙀👐🏟👟😹😿🙌🏟🀖😻😟👏🏟:we want to make sure that it fits your schedule so check your calendar ask everyone you know about anything because we want you there
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arc-misadventures · 3 years ago
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Three Distinct Flavours
Jaune: Okay, so before we begin, I have to ask.
Neo: 🀚
Jaune: Why are you dressed in a mini, colour coded, version of, Professor Goodwitch’s outfit?
Neo: 😈😘
Jaune: Damn, can argue with that

(SNAP!)
Jaune: Alright! Alright! I’m studying, I’m studying!
Neo: 😊
(Some time later)
Jaune: 

Neo: 🀚😠
(SNAP!)
Jaune: Eep!
Neo: 😠
Jaune: Grr! Okay I’m sorry for staring too long, I just can’t help it okay!
Neo: 🀚
Jaune: You’re just so damn sexy! I can help, but stare! I just want to pick you up, pin you to the table, and
?!
(SNAP!)
Jaune: Homework! I’m working on my homework! Bloody teenage hormones

Neo: 🥰😍
Jaune: Hmm? You say something, Nea?
Neo: 😡
(SNAP!)
Jaune: Would you stop doing that!
(SNAP!)
Jaune: Ahh!!
~~~
Jaune: Owww

Neo: 🀚
Jaune: No no
 I can keep going
 ow

Neo: 🫀🀚
Jaune: I am trying to hit you! You’re just too fast, and flexible which makes you a hard target to hit.
Neo: 😏
Jaune: Not to mention you keep taunting me with your highly allureimg, and sexual body that I, much to my dismay, keeps distracting me. That’s my fault, not yours. Oh so my fault

Neo: 😊😏
Jaune: Uhh, what are you doing?
Neo: 🀔😃☝💡
Jaune: Why are you getting
 Whoa?! H-Hey! Why are you pulling me down like
 that
?
Neo:🥰😘
Jaune: Ummm
? S-Shouldn’t we
 be
 training
?!
Neo: 😈😂
Jaune: Oh gods?! Why?!! WHY?!!
Neo: 😒
Jaune: Overdramatic?! Poli, you kneed me in the groin! How else did you expect me to react?!
Neo: 🧐🫀
Jaune: You will pay for this! You will pay!
Neo: 😛☝
Jaune: Stupid highly attractive, and sexy girlfriends!
~~~
Jaune: 

Jaune: Shit

Neo: ☹
Jaune: Hey, I know I wanted one of you to crush my head between your thighs, but I didn’t expect for when it finally happened it would be used in a martial arts move that threw me to the ground, and sprange my neck?!!
Neo: 😞
Jaune: Haa
 Don’t blame yourself
 Poli did it not you

Neo: 😔
Jaune: Anyway, what are you doing here?
Neo: 😃💡
Jaune: Wow

Neo: 😁
Jaune: Tall about a sexy nurse outfit

Neo: 😉
Jaune: How can you move so smoothly, in such a tight outfit
?
Neo: 😊
Jaune: Wait
 What are you
 Ohhh

Neo: 😍🥰😘
Jaune: Hehe
 Your sisters have been teasing me all day
 maybe I can finally have some with
?! OWW?!!
Neo: 😚❔❕
Jaune: OW!!! Ow ow ow! Oww
 Haaa

Neo:😭
Jaune: Haa
 No, no its not your fault, Tian
 Haa
 Poli, kicked me in the gut there with her bloody high heel boots

Neo: 😰
Jaune: Haa
 Oh well
 At least I have my cute sexy minx of a girlfriend to take care of me.
Neo: 😯
Jaune: Hey, I may have wanted to have some fun with you girls. Stupid hormones. However, at the end of the day, I’m happy enough just to spend some time with anyone of my beautiful girls.
Neo: 😧☺
Jaune: I just wish
 We can spend more time together; No school, no teammates, or friends distracting us. Just the four of us enjoying each other’s presence one way or another

Neo: 😔
Jaune: Oh well
 maybe later

Neo: 😕
Jaune: Hmm? Where are you going?
Neo: 🍔➡🗡🛡
Jaune: Oh, thanks I’m starving! See you later, Tian.
Neo: 😔
~~~
Neo: 🀚
Neo: 😩😰
Neo: 🀬
Neo: 😔😔
Neo: 😡❌🗡🛡➡2⃣
Neo: 😓😓
Neo: 🗡🛡➡⏱➡❀
Neo: 🀚🀚
Neo: 🀎🥰🀪😘1⃣
Neo:🀚😗
Neo: 💖🥰😘🥎2⃣
Neo:🀭
Neo: 🀔
Neo: 🀍
Neo: 😄
Neo:: 🥰😈😘3⃣
Neo: ᅵᅵ🀬🀬⁉‌3⃣
Neo: 🗡🛡➡🏥
Neo: 😐
Neo: 😡😡
Neo:😓
Neo: 😁😉
///
Haa
 Emoji talk takes forever to do
but, it works.
Also I would like to request, Neo in Glynda’s outfit, but with Neo’s colour scheme; Please, and thank you.
Enjoy~!
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evil-king-magolor · 3 years ago
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You 🀠 🌟 👉 may 🀷📅 🎡 😈🐝 think 🀔 🀔 🧠🧐 this is pure 😘 😘 😘 bullshit, 💩 🀢🀡 🀢🀡 but ⭐ 🍑 🀗 you’re 😎🙅 👹 👆 actually 🚟 😳 😳 wrong.
😟 ❌ 😟 Forgive me 💁🏻‍♂ 😌 💊🔫 for 🕓 🚣🏻 👚🍆 that 🀒 🀔🚟 👑 I 🧠ᅵᅵ 🎥😇 👚 am 😔 👏👐👱 😜 going 👉 🏃🏿🖀 😒 to intentionally derail my 😊😊😊😀😊😊😊😊 🙋🙋 🀡 blog off 📎 😍 📎📎📎 the rails 🚈 🚈 🚈 becuase I 😈 😫👚 😇 can’t 😰 💃 🔫🔫 take 💅💎 😀 💅 it anymore 🔥 😫😵 😫😵 and I’m ☝ 🙅‍♂ 👈 literally 💯 👀 🥰 at my 👈 🧜🏻‍♀ 😊 fucking 😈 🙊 🙇🏻😫 limit. 💃 💃 💃 How 😐 🀔 🐌 many 👬 👬 👬 more 😩 🙅 ➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕ motherfuckers 🊠🊠 🊠🊠 🊠🊠 out 👈 🀬🀬 😛 there 😌 💋 🔜 are gonna 🎁➡➡👀⬆ 🎁➡➡👀⬆ 🥵 block 🌚😈🔮💯 🌚😈🔮💯 🌚😈🔮💯 me 😎 😭 🙄 for 😀 2⃣0⃣2⃣1⃣ 🎉🥵😩 🀊🏻‍♂ ludicrous reasons? 🌟 🀔 🌟 Honestly, 😇 😇 😇 it’s gotta 📷 🧩 😌 stop ⏹ ✋😡 🖐 because 💚 ➡ 🀷 I’m 👱👏 💘 👀💰 actually ✅ 😬 🀔 a better 🎰 😵 🎰 person 👫 🏻 👫 than 👩‍❀‍👚📈 😻 😜 they 🙉 💁💁💁 🏜 think 💭 🀖🀖 💭🀔 I 😎 🏿 🥺 am. 🔞 💊 😩 I’m 😂😂 💁 👌 not 👎 😠 🙅🙅 some 👜 💁 🙄 kind 🀗🙁 🙁 💁🏌‍♂ of social 👫🏌 👫🏌 👫🏌 media 📝 📞 📞 villain; 😈 😈 😈 I’m 😂 👱 💆🏌 just 👏 😬🗌 😬 a free-thinking man 👚‍🔬 👚‍👧‍👊 👚‍👚‍👧‍👊 with feelings, 😁 😭 😭 opinions, 👏👏 😀 👀 strengths, weaknesses, and most 🍌 🊊👥 💯😃 importantly, a life. 🧬 😛 😂👚
Those 👉 👉🅱 👉👉 goddamn 🥟 🥟 🥟 idiots 😜 🀔 🀔 blocked 🚫 🚫 📷 me 👧 😭 💻 because 👄 🚱❕ 🚱❕ I’m 💥 🏰 💘 friends 👬 👫👬👭 👯👯‍♂👯‍♀ with someone 🧍 👀 😒 who ❓ 🀷 🀷 was wrongfully accused of something 👀❔ 😅 😅 he 👥 👚🏻 👚🏟 never 📷 ✖ ❌ did 🏿👏 🊎 🏿👏 and they 💥 👩‍👩‍👊‍👊 🏜 still ⏰👠 🀞🙌 ⏰👠 believe 😱 🌈 🌈 he 💁‍♂ 📷 👚🏻 did 🊎 🊎 🍷 do 😶 😒 🚶‍♂ it, even 🌑🌑 🀚 🌓 to this day? 👆 🌞 📅 That 😐🍆 🐖⚪ 🀐😐😳😐 is complete 🚫 😎 ✅🚫 bullshit, 🀢🀡 💩 🀢🀡 to put 😏🏻 🚮 🀚 it lightly. How 😱 🌹 💯🀔 about 💊 💥 💥 for 💯😣 🔄👉 😀 simply 😡 😡 😡 saying 😏 👄 🀢 some 🌜 😋 💯 stupid 🚫 🚫 🀊‍♂ shit 💩💩💩 💩 💩 and some 💥💥 👱🏻‍♀ 👆 other 👪 💰 😖 posts 📱💻 📱💻 📱💻 I 🙋 😮‍💚 🙋‍♂ reblogged in 2⃣0⃣2⃣0⃣ 💖 👉 the past? 💊 💊 💊 People 👶 😷🀯 🀖🀖🀖 have 🈶 🈶 🙂 done 🔚 ✔ 🔚 that 💝 😐 😈 to me, 🐜 💕🌐 🧚‍♂ too, 😭😍 😱 ‌⁉‌ and I 😊 😊 👹 must 🔒 🙋👏 👫 admit, I 😀 😇 👉🀳 am 🏻 👏 🏃🏻💚 actually 😳 🀔 😳 sorry 🀖🀖🀖 🥲 😲 for 4⃣ ⌛🎁 😇 all 💯 💯 😢🙍 of that, 👌😀 🏭 🔪 but 🀔 🍑 🍑🔮🀔 I 👓 😀 👥 can’t 🔫 💊💊 😚 make 💘 🥺 💘 a promise 🀞 🀞 🀞 that 😐🆕 🥰😇✚ 😻 such 🏌 📶 📶 content 🌎 🌎 🌎 will 😏 👏 ✍✍ not ❌ 🔕 🚯 be 🐝 😏👊😠 😳 seen 💭 👀🙄 👀 again ❌😬 🔄 🔄 cuz ✹ ✹ ✹ y’know, 💀 💀 💀 shit 😕💩 👋🎃 💩 happens 💊🍆😍 💊🍆😍 👀😱🍃 sometimes. 😏 ✹
🕐 Now ❓❗❓❗❓❗❓❗ 💻 💪🏋 what 😊 🀷‍♀ 👉 about ✹ 💊 💊 some ⌚ 🐓 💵 dumbasses who ❓ 🀔💭 💁 thought 💭 💭 💭 it was a great 😁 🇬🇧 ⭕🔶🔹🔎🔷🔞 idea 💡 💡 💡 to simply 😡 😡 😡 block 🌚😈🔮💯 🌚😈🔮💯 🌚😈🔮💯 me 🀲 👉😎 😌 for 🌌 🐀💰🎅😙 👻 literally 👌 😂 🥰 no 🛞 👎 😣 reason? 💬 🌟 💬 Well, 😊 😃 🀷🏟‍♂ I’ve ❄🔥 🀩 😔🧚‍♂✚👧 seen 👀 👀 👀 that 👉 💰😳 😀 several 💯 🀓✚ 💯💯 times. 🕛 😆⏰
💫 Strangely enough, 🕑💊 🙅‍♀ 💊💊 SOMEBODY 👀 👀 👀 literally 👌 💯👌🏻 👌 blocked 📷 🚫 📷 me 👉👩 👩🏻 🀩 minutes 🕒 1⃣5⃣ 🊎 🕀 after 2⃣ 2ᅵᅵ⃣ 🙈 👀 I 😀 😊 👅 first 🍃🌞 👆 👆 arrived 🎅🙌 🎅🙌 🎅 here 😔 ✋ ‌ (and I’m 👌 💘 💯🊆 still ◀ 🧚🏻‍♂ 👠 blocked 🚫 🚫 📷 by 😈 👷 😈 him 📞😀 💕 💊🏿 to this day). 🆗✅👋 🚚 🥺😩👿😰 Well, 👀 😊 🀷🏟‍♂ that’s 😐🔕 🊎 😀 an awfully rude 😡 💚 💚 way ↕ 🥱😖 ❌ of saying, 😏 ✹ 🊄 “Welcome 😋 💋 💋 to the hellsite, enjoy 🎡 🎡 💯 your 👈 😇 💊 stay.” 🚉🧍‍♂ 💒
😙 In 1⃣4⃣9⃣2⃣ 🧞 😭 November, 🍁 🊔 🍁 a bunch 🍌 🍌 🍌 of people 👩‍👩‍👧‍👊 👫 👫👬👭 (the same 🏆🀷 🖕😯 👢💞🍃👭💩💩 ones 💯 🩱 💫 who 😡 👀 💁 falsely accused my 🀠 🧜🏻‍♀ 🙈 friend) 😕 👬 👩 blocked 🚫 🚫 📷 me 😳😭 😭 🧌 because ✅ ❌👮 👲🏜 I 🙋 💰 👈💯 found 🔎⏳ 🔎⏳ 🔎⏳ the imposter 🚫 😡😀 🚫 follower among 💰 🇷🇎 💰 the 6 👆🀘 💪 💪🏠 (plus ➕ ➕ ➕ myself 😉 👈 🎊 cuz ✹ ✹ ✹ apparently 🔎 🔎 🔎 you 👈 🏻😛 👈☝🏻 can 💊 💊😜 💊😜 follow 👣👣 👣 👣👣 your 😈 🀌🏻 👉 own 💌 🏚⬜ 😠 sideblogs) those 😱👉 👉👞 👞👞 who ❓👏 💁 😡 followed 😣 😣 😣 my 😎 🔒 ✹ former roleplaying 😩 😩 😩 blog.
I 👆 💅 👀 quickly 🍑🆘⏰ 🏃🏌‍♀🏃🏌‍♀ ⏰ realized 💡 💡 💡 it and then ❓👱 😮 😮 I 👩 😻 🀠 was like, 💖 👍 😭 “This person 🔫 💅 🏻 isn’t 👏⛔🗺 ❌ ❌❌ allowed 😖 😖 🙅🏻‍♀ here 😶 😩 🔪🔥 cuz ✹ ✹ ✹ they 🏟 👩‍👩‍👊‍👊 👥 blocked 🚫 🚫 🚫 my 💪 👚 🙊 main!” It didn’t ❌ 😊 🙅 take 👏🏌 💅 🐀 long 😳 🔟 😳 for 🧍‍♀ 💯😣 📂 me 🀪 🏃 💁🏜‍♀ to become 😌 😌 😌 so embarrassed 😳🀊🀊😳🀊😳 😊 😊 about 🥎 😡💊 💊 it that 🀚 😩💰 😝🍑 I 💪 😱 🧒 would 👪 😏 🍬 shortly 👌🏟 👌🏟 👌🏟 delete 🔋😠 🔋😠 🔋😠 that 👄 😟 👉 post 🚩 📯 📯 alongside with the reblog that 🀔🚟 👎👅 😐 came 💊💊 😏 💊 with it.
And lastly, who 🀷👫 😂🀷 🀔💭 the fuck 😏 👉👌 🐷 thought 💭 💭 💭 it was a good 🙏 🌗 👌 idea 💡 💭 💭 to block 🌚😈🔮💯 🌚😈🔮💯 🌚😈🔮💯 me 🏟 👈 🍭 for 🍆 😎😎 🔜🍆 both 👊 👬 🌜 discovering an old 👎 👎👵 📺 headcanon (which 🥙🐱 🥙🐱 👏 I 😞😍😍🥰😘😍 😐👌👈 😎 no ❌🙅 👎 😱 longer 💃🕺💃🕺 💃🕺💃🕺 💃🕺💃🕺 like 😗 😄👍 🊊 anymore) 💔 😒 💔 and abruptly discontinuing the whole 🐧 💊😍 🎡 roleplaying 😩 😩 😩 scheme? About 😗 💊 💊 a week ❗ 💊🍑😹 💊🍑😹 ago, 🔙 🔙 😅 some 💊 👱🏻‍♀ 👆 people 👩‍👩‍👧 👚 👶 found 🔎⏳ 🔍 🔎 a headcanon post 📝 🏣 📯 I 😀😀 😀 💧 made 😹😹😹😹 🎁 🎭 months 🈷 📆 🈷 ago. 🔙 😅 😅 One 1⃣ 1⃣ 🀜👀 1⃣ 👊 🀜👀 of those 😱👉 👞👞 👉 headcanons was that 🚔👌🚟 🚔👌🚟 👹 Magolor is a conservative. 🧠 🧠 🧠 Someone 🧍 👀 🧍 asked ❓ ❓ 🙏 me 💬🀗 💕 🥰 if I 👥 😔 🧚‍♀ actually 💍😀 💍😀 😀😳👀 was the man 👚 👚 👫 behind 👟💥 🍑 🍑 it, so I 👥 💰 🍧 replied 👉🏟 🔁 👉🏟 with a yes. 👍 👍👍👍 😷 I 😊 👥 👚 then 🀖🀖 🏿🙈 💊 reblogged that 🛫 👏 👉👉👉👉👉 post 🚩 🏀 🏀 via 💰💰 💰💰 💰💰 my ❄🔥 🧜🏻‍♀ 🀡 ex-roleplaying blog with a response that’s 🙏🏻 ✋ 👚👉 kinda 🍕🙅 🍕 🍕🙅 like 😄 👬 👬 this, “That’s 🀬 🎊 😏😐 kinda 😡 🍕 😡 true, 💯 💯 🥶 but 👄 🍑 😥😥😥 I’m 🥌 🀯 🌷🎂💵 actually 💍😀 😳 ❓📝 more 1⃣ 😏😏 ➕ of a conservative-leaning free-thinker.” Do 😐 👌 🊋 I 💰 🙋‍♂ 😞😍😍🥰😘😍 headcanon that? 🏻👉 🙏 😐 Yes. 👍👍👍 😷 👍 Shortly 👌🏟 👌🏟 👌🏟 after 💀👀 👀 👀 making 🖕 ☝ 🌟 that 🍆 😀 🏻 post, 🏀 🏀 🚩 my 🙊 🙈 👈👈 Kirby blog (the ex_roleplaying blog) was invaded by 😈😈 😡 ☠ other 🏟👈 😍🥰😈 🏟👈 txt blogs, most 👏👉 💯 👉 of them ➡😇 😘 💊 being 😩 ❌ ❌ ran 🏃 🔒🏣♍ 🔒🏣♍ by 😡 😡 👷😗 people 👫 👮🏌‍♂ 👪 who 🔭❓ ⁉ 👿 blocked 📷 🚫 📷 off 💊 🥜🍌💊💊 🍌💊 my 💕👧 ✌ 👋 main.
Minutes 🕑 4⃣7⃣3⃣🕥 🕥 later, 😁👋 🕑 🍩 after 😌 👀 👀💯 they 💁 👥👚 👩‍👩‍👊‍👊 spelled out 💧 🔍 🚩🍰🆔💪🏜 “kung fu 😊👀 😊👉 😊👀 penis”, 🍆 🎄 🍆 I 😊 👄 🐑😎 announced the indefinite discontinuation of magolor.txt because 💁 🐕 👄 people 👚👲 👥 👫 ignored my 😌 😵 🧚 DNI and it was getting 🀝 🍀🉐 🀝 old. 👵🏌👎🏻 👎👵
👅 In 🚪🏌 🧚🏻 2⃣❕0⃣❕2⃣❕1⃣❕ 🍷🍻🥂💆🏻‍♀😏 🎉🥵😩 response to the whole 💯 💊😍 💊 incident, 🀀🍊😅 🀀🍊😅 💪🏜 at least 🀞👌 ❗ ❗ a handful 🀚 🀚 🀚 of people 👮🏌‍♂ 👥 👥 unfollowed me 💡💡 🏻 🙄 from 💋 🥃 👉😮 all 💯 💯 😲 3 😘🀔 📊 🕒 of my 🀭 😊👌 🥳 blogs, and some ⛄👚 🐓 😏 even 🌃 🌑 🌃😒 blocked 🚫 🚫 🚫 me. 😭 🧑🏿 💕 How ❓ 🀔 👹 fucking 🙇🏻😫 👟 🖕😒 stupid. 🀊‍♂ 💢 💩
Y’all 💃💃💃 🐩🐩🐩 🔥🔥 are so intolerant. Welp, ladies 😏 😏 👭 and gentlemen, welcome 💋 💋 💋 to the hellsite, where 👏🚫🗺 🀷 😈 happiness 😊🙌🏻 ☺😍 ☺😍 slowly ♿ 🐌 ♿ rots away 💕 🥰 💚 and nothing’s like 😄 🚞 👩‍❀‍👩 what 👉 😊 😊😊😊 you 😊 👈 👧👈 first 🍃🌞 🌓 🥇 expected. 🀰🙄 🀰🙄 🍆 But 🍑 💚😝🇺🇞 🍑 hold 🀗 👭 👫 up! 👌 🍕🙆 ⬆ Before 😺 👚🏌 🙅‍♀ you 🥵 🊎 🏟👈 decide 😱😱 😱 😱 it’s okay 🆗 👌 👌 to attack me, 🧑🏻‍🀝‍🧑🏜 💡💡 🍬 how 🀏 🀔 💯 would 😏 👪👪 🕵‍♀ you 🀟 🊚 👈 like 💕 👀 🍪💁 it if you 🆗 🀕🔥 🀜🏻🀛 blocked 📷 📷 📷 by 😈 🥀 🍌 many 👬 💯 💯 people 👫 👩‍👧‍👊👚‍👩‍👧‍👧👩‍👩‍👧👚‍👚‍👊‍👊 🚷 for 🏻🙃 😊 📂 either 🥵 😌 🥵 stupid ☠ 🚫 🚫 or no 😩 ❌ 🙅🏻‍♀ reasons 🌟 📃 🌟 whatsoever? You 👜 👈 👈 wouldn’t 😩 ⛔👎👎🙅‍♂🙅‍♂🙅 ⛔👎👎🙅‍♂🙅‍♂🙅 be 😀 👄😱 😒 too 😡😲 😎 😢 happy 🥳 🙂 ⛄ about 💫 🙅‍♀ 🀔 it, either, 🥵 😌 🥵 huh!? ✹❔ 😕 😕
So, in 🌋 1⃣4⃣9⃣2⃣ 🕺 short, 🩳 👖 🐇 I 👚 🊆 👀💁 would 😏😎 👪 😎 highly 🕛 🕛 🕛 appreciate 👌 😚💰 👌 it if people 👫👬👭 🚷 👫 stopped looking 👀 👀 👀 at me 🥶 💁💁 💁 as a menace and accept 👍 👍 👍 that 🐖⚪ ⏪👀 🀞 blocking people 👺 👩👫 👥 is not 🚫 🚯 🍆⭕ okay 🎃 👍 🆗🙆‍♂ in 🕐 🛌 🙈 the case 😎💯 💌 💌 of ludicrous/absurd/downright stupid 🀪 💩 💩 reasons. 🀔 🀔 📃 In 👮 🛌 😩 addition, I 👥 😊 🙍👀 feel 💯 😩 💋💋 like 💖 💗 😄 it would ✅ 👪 🀕 be 🎮 🐝 😉 the best 🌛 🥇👞 👌 choice 😜 🀓💢 ✊🏿🔠 for 🕓 🍅 🅟 me 😢 👊 😏 to step 👞📈 👞 👞 away 🀗 🀗 🀔 from 😀😀 😲 🍭 here 📍 📌📍 😔 and find 👀 🔎🔎🔎 🔍🀔 a new 🆕 💍 💎❗ safe 🍭 🌺 🍭 place 🏆 👅😟 🏆 for 👏🀙 🍆👅 🈺 me 👩🏻 🀓 👈 to be 👄😱 💰 😳 in; 🍌 🔙📥 🙌👏 one 🔂 😀 1⃣ 🎄 1⃣ 😎 where 🍏 ᅵᅵ🐱🚀 🐉🐱🚀 I 👈🏻 🏌 😩 can 🀕🔫 🧞 💊 find 🔍🀔 🔎🔎🔎 👀 better 😎 👩‍👧 👅 success 💰💰 💰💰 💰💰 and be 😀 🧎 🚖 well-respected as long 🐍 🔟 🍆 as everything 🙌 🙌 👐 goes 🏃 ❗ 🏃 well. 😃 😊🀒 👀 I 👍 😀😀😀 😝 don’t 🙈🙅 🚫 🙅 feel 😌😌 🏟 🆙 comfortable 👘 👘 👘 being 😑 🧟‍♂ 😮 here 📍 👲 🈁 anymore 😒 💔 🔥 and I 🧚‍♀ 👌 🍟 believe 🙏 🌈 🌈 that 🚔👌🚟 🚟 🏟🍜 I 🙀 💰👀 👥 was never 👱🚫🀔 👱🚫🀔 🚫 a good 👌 🆗🌟🙅‍♂❇📈🙅 🌛 fit 💪🏜 💪🏜 👗 for 🐀💰🎅😙 💯 🀊 tumblr. This all 👵 💯 👟 wouldn’t ⛔👎👎🙅‍♂🙅‍♂🙅 ⛔👎👎🙅‍♂🙅‍♂🙅 😩 have 🈶😀 🈶 😄 happened 🀔😂😍 🀔 🀔 if I 👥 🙀 🧒 just 🍐🍅 🗌 👍 kept 🔄🔥 🔄🔥 🔄🔥 my 😘 🥳 😊😊😊😀😊😊😊😊 fucking 💯 👏👏 🖕👊 mouth 👄💧 👄💧 😃 shut, 👄 🌜 😭🖕 but 🍑 🍑 🙋😮 I 😀 👚🔚 👏🏻 refuse to.
I 🙀 🀣🎅 ⭐ may, 😎 🀷 🌌 however, 🀔 🀔 🀔 may 👀🀷 👀🀷 👀🀷 make 💘 🖕 🏌🙅 a comeback in 🏜👏 💆🏌 😏 the future 👻 📅 📅 as a more ➕ 👏💊 ➕➕ well-behaved, nicer, and more ➕➕➕ ➕➕➕ 1⃣ 1⃣ ➗ relaxed ☺ 😎 😎 person 💅 💅 💅 who, 📷 😂🀷 👀 in 👻😈 🕺 1⃣4⃣9⃣2⃣ return, ↪ 🔙 ↪🔙 will 🖀 🍌 🐌 make 🖕🀰🀰🏻🀰🏌🀰🏜🀰🏟🀰🏿 🖕 🥺 apologies 😔 😔 😔 for 🐻 😎😎 💯 my 😜 👞🏟 🐕 past 💊 🗿🗿 💊 behavior 😊 😊 🏜 and actually 😳🀔 🀷‍♀ 😀😳👀 make 😰 🖕 🖕 promises to not 🥎 🚯 🚫 repeat 🔁 🔁🔁 🔁 the same 👢💞🍃👭💩💩 👌 🙂👍👍👍👍 mistakes again. 😬 🧚🏻‍♀💗✚🌷 🙈 If not, 🚫 🚯 🚯 lemme 🏿 🏿 🏿 just 😀😀 💊 🕛👀 say 😳 🛐 🊯 that 😝🍑 👪👚‍👩‍👧 👉 it wasn’t ❌ ❌ ⛔ the best 👌 🏆 🏆🥇 almost 💯🍄 💊💊 💊💊 10 😂 💯 😂 month 🈷🈷 🈷🈷 🈷🈷 experience 🍆 💯 😋 of using 🀳🏻 🀳🏻 🏻 a website almost 💊💊 💯🍄 💯🍄 nobody 🙅🀐 😯 🚫 uses anymore. 💔 💔 🔥
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It takes 🇬🇧 me a 🕰 moment 🀔💭 to process ⚙ what 🅱 🧍‍♀ Blay 🫢😮😮 just 🎙said. As the 🀚realization 🀯🀯🙀🫣😵‍💫 finally 🏁⛅ dawned 🌇 upon 🌎 me👆 a 💫✚ slow 😐🙂😀 smile 😀😀😀😀 began to 🧈 spread 📏 across 👆 my face.
Oh. 🀭🙊 Are you 🫵 serious‌⁉ Hell 🔥😈that’s 😀😀😀😆😆😂😂😆😆🀣🀣🀣 gotta be the 😂😂😆😆🀣 best 🏆 thing I’ve 🇬🇧 heard 👂🀯 all day‌‌ HAHAHA‌‌‌‌ Not only 🀭has the 🏠🚔 Yard 🚚somehow ❌ NOT 🚪closed 💀 the case, 💌 I’M 👆👆👆👆 their prime 🏆✚ suspect⁉ Pfft
 🀭🀭😆😆🀣🀣‌‌ Hilarious! 😆😂😂 The 👮‍♂ Yard
 🚚 arresting 🀚🀭 me
! Imagine 🧐💭💭 it! They’ve 🚔 been in 😏 my backpocket 💶💶🀑 for 🪩🗓 years‌‌😆😆🀣
😐 I 👆 suddenly stopped 🛑❎ laughing 🙊 as I 🇬🇧 processed 🧐⚙ the situation 🀚
😊 WAIT. You 🫵 mean those 😡🀚 idiots 🚓 have been 🀬🀬🀬😡😡 chasing 🏃‍♂💚 after ME 🀬🀬🀬😡😡😡🀬😡🏀🏀 instead of the 😬 real 🔪 culprit⁉⁉‌ HOW 🏀😡🀬 on Earth 🌏 🚀 could anyone 🀚🀚 screw 🪛 up 🀢 THAT badly⁉⁉ 🀮🀮🀮 Alfendi 🔍 wasn't even 🫥THERE 😡🀚 when I 👆was 🔪😵 murdered‌‌ Well, 😑 I guess 🀷‍♂ that’s par ⛳ for the 🙄🙄🙄 course with 😒 the 👮‍♂🚚 Yard. An 🚔 officer 👮‍♂ from 🏎󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁎󠁿🏠 Scotland Yard, somehow 😒😒 being 😒😒😒😒 useful? 🀚Unheard 👂❌ of! To think, 🧠 the 😚 real murderer 😰😓 has gotten 🚗💚💚💚 away 🏀🀬🏀🀬😡😡😡😡🀬🀬 SCOT 🏎󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁎󠁿❌💶 FREE...
What with 😒😣 all 🌎 the 🎊 'excitement', I 🇬🇧again 😒 had to ⏞ pause 🀧 and 🀒 cough 🀢🀢😷🀒 madly 😵‍💫 into my ᅵᅵᅵᅵ sleeve. This 🀚 fit 😖😖😣 lasts ⏰ even longer 📏 than the ☝ one prior, 🀔 but it also 😯 provides me the opportunity 🧐 to actually gather 🗑 my 🔩🔩 bearings. 😮‍💚 After giving 🎁 the black 🀢▪residue 🀮🀮 left ⬅ behind a small 😒 scowl, I 🧍🎙 continued

Well. 😒 They 🚔🚚 can go 🏃‍♂💚 ahead 👈 and 🔬🕵‍♂ investigate, I 🇬🇧 don’t ❌🙅‍♂ give 🎁 a 🀬😡 damn 🙄 about what 😑😑😑 the 🏠🏎󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁎󠁿 Yard wants. 🀚🀚 They 👮‍♂ have problems 🙄🙄🙄 with common 🥉 street 🌃 criminals! 🀣 They’re 🚚 certainly 🎯 no ❌ threat to me. 😏
I 🇬🇧 can’t 🙊 resist 😖 a smirk 😏 as I think 😂💭 back to 🙄 Alfendi’s 😈🔪 murder. Well. 😏😏 Not ❌😉 anymore, 🀭 I took care 😝 of it.
Anyways, 😏 thanks 🀭 for the laugh 😂🀣Blay. I 👆 needed 😮‍💚 it to distract 👀 myself 🇬🇧from... other 😳🥎 problems 😅💊
After silently reminding the Intern to remain silent and listen, I sharply knock on the door of the bedroom Bill was resting in.
"Hey, it's me. Got some pretty big news from the outside, and I think you'll want to hear it." I call out clearly. My voice was fortunately very recognizable; Strong and higher pitched. It made me sound younger than I actually was, but it made me stand out easily.
I stared at the wrapped Werther's in my hand. 5 left. At this rate, I'm definitely going to have to slow down on eating them.
The effect of this immediately became apparent as my head 🀔 grew 🌿🌱 even more 🔌☁🌫☁ cloudy. The 🌎 entire room 🏠 seemed to shift 💫😵 and melt ☀ together as I 👆 desperately tried 💢 not to ❌ sleep 😎🛌
Admist the mental 🧠👱‍♂ fog, ☁ I can 👂🔉 suddenly make out 🀔 a voice. 🎶🎀 It must 😮 be Blay! 😌 Finally. 🏁 Having someone 🧍‍♀ to talk 🊜🎙 to 👉 should keep 🔒 me semi-lucid ✚😧
After taking a hesitant 😬👀 glance at the 🚪 door, (yeah. 🥎 I'm not ❌🙅‍♂ walking 🚶 that.) I manage to pull 🪢 together 👯‍♂ a... response, 🀚🫣 of sorts.
Well, 💧 what are you 🫵⏰ waiting for? 🀚 Just get in 🚶💚 here, it's not 🚫 like I can 😵🀕 open ‵ the door 🚪 for you. My 👆 voice 🔊🎀 was dripping 💊😏 with ☠ vitriol, a 😬 byproduct of my 📈 growing 🌲 annoyance 🀬🀬 at the situation 😮‍💚
Hmm... something 🀚 feels 👋 off. I 🇬🇧 can't quite 🀔 put my 👆 finger 😬🔛on it. It must 🎯 be an effect 🥎😵‍💫 of having to be 📈 more conservative 🐘 with the few 😥💊Werther's 🍬🍬🍬 I have left 👈 I need 😠😀 to get out 🏃💚 of here 👇 befowe ⏰😳 things worsen... 😰
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