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ghost-bxrd · 2 years ago

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Prompt:

Jason, newly established crime lord known as the Red Hood, attends a meeting where the Batman gets dragged into the room halfway through, hopped up on the newest strain of cuddle pollen and about to be auctioned off to the highest bidder.

#jason did not sign up for this shit #he just wanted the traffickers to drop some stupid hints about where they stashed their cargo #he did not expect to have to rescue his quasi dad #and god dammit he’s not gonna cuddle his dad #he’s NOT #(he’s totally gonna cuddle his dad)#look they’re both very awkward about it #well at least until they fight and Jason loses the helmet probably #or not #nothing puts a pin in pit rage as much as seeing a family member suffer #but Jason is very salty about it the whole way throug #oh maybe have Bruce think he’s hallucinating #cuz you know I’m a sucker for that shit #prompts #batdad #jason todd #batfamily #batfam #dick crashing through the window and switching from violence to CUDDLES in .1 seconds flat #bruce wayne #dick grayson #robin #red hood #Batman #Jason and Bruce #fic #ideas #cuddle pollen

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