#disappointed doggo

[mark-the-snark]

The reward for the quickest a media made me do fanart goes to these guys ☝️☝️☝️

Also if it's hard to tell what's happening, the kitty made him a new tail. U may not believe it, but I almost cried drawing this 😔

[joyousjoyfuljoyness]

Quick experiment with toned paper!

Disapproving Corgi...

[drac0line1nn1t]

Ayup Tumblr,

I have escaped from the middle of fuck ass nowhere, has anyone done this one yet?

[chibifox2002]

I WAS LITERALLY SWEEPING THE STAIRCASE WHEN ME & MY SIS'S FRIEND SENT US A CONCERNED CITIZENS FACEBOOK POST WITH THESE TWO IN A BUSH JUST HANGING OUT

IT'S 82°F. ME & THE FAM ARE SWEATING. AND THESE TWO THINK THEY'RE DORA AND BOOTS

[goffballer]

So this smol goofball does not ask for pets politely,she jumps on the Couch my Other dog Looks very dissapointed

[plushie-lovey]

New soup cousin has arrived! They turned out to be a lot more orange than I expected. From the photos on ebay, I thought this pup was going to be a darker version of Soup (a regular brown as opposed to Soup's tan and cream). So the name I had picked out for them (cheese cake) is not going to work!

Guess that means I'll have to ask you guys for help. What should I name the new soup cousin? (Has to be a food name)

[ndn-craft]

AUTO CRAFTER,,,,

TRAIL CHAMBERS

BREEZE

AND NEW TUFF AND COPPER BLOCKS LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

Oh I very much enjoy what's been announced

[still-got-no-idea]

He's sad that the mailman didn't stop to say hi to him

[kosmonaut42]

I've been here a good half an hour now and not one building has exploded. Not a single alien invasion has started. Not one shenanigan has been committed. I was lied to. Here's a picture of my dog.

[karlachismylife]

Spotted || The Queen of the Clan pt.1

I absolutely do think about werewolf/dog shapeshifter Johnny every day, because I am a weak little gorilla and want to cuddle a big doggo, but

What if Soap as a hyena shapeshifter. Cuz their manes look like mohawks and he can keep his precious fluffy hairstyle. He's trotting around with his spots and long black socks on those strong legs, round ears twitching when he hears someone - prey, perhaps? But prey doesn't sound so pretty and cute, doesn't laugh and chirp so sweetly. So he keeps his tail high and hurries to the sound source, to find reader there chatting with other people - all with photocameras and other familiar equipment. You're neither prey, nor threat: just a documentary crew here, probably mainly for the lions.

You spot him immediately, his wary stance catching everyone's attention.

"The tail up so high can mean different things, but it might be a sign of agression. Careful, everybody," one of the specialists warns you, and you nod - you're not stupid, that's clear, but the smile you have on your face is so blissfully ecstatic, almost as if every thought left your brain at the sight of a chonky, bulky hyena investigating your filming sight (to be fair, it's probably his everything else sight). But you're just happy to see your first big animal on this trip, and so close!

"Hi, beautiful," you coo softly, brely a whisper, as you pull your camera up and start taking pictures of him - it takes the hyena only a few moments before it suddenly changes his stance to a more imposing one, puffing out its chest, legs wide apart, mane fuffed up. "Aw, are you posing for me, pretty boy? That's right, you're gonna be a star. I can already picture everyone going crazy for these cute pics..."

You tear your eyes away from him to take a look at what you're getting, not sure if the exposition and other settings are right, but when you adjust them and look back up to try and take another picture, the hyena isn't there. You almost let out a disappointed sigh, when you realize that no one of the crew is moving and their eyes are all glued to you - and then something big, fluffy and warm bumps your hip.

"Oh god," you try not to get startled by the hyena so close. It's even bigger that it seemed from afar, probably will be as tall as you if it stands up on its hind legs. Actually, it might be a girl - those tend to be bigger among spotted hyenas, after all. A formiddable force of nature, a deadly predator - not to be fooled by the public perception.

And it's sniffing at you very loudly, fluttering its round ears and bumping your hip again, like a needy cat with its huge wet eyes, before you finally lower your camera - and it shoves its muzzle into the little screen immediately!

"What, you like these? Give me permission to make you famous?" you chuckle when the hyena lets out somewhat of an approving whine. It bumps its head against your palm, but, glancing at your crew, you decide to withhold from petting the wild animal, after all.

The hyena doesn't look pleased with it. It whines again, paws at you, and then huffs, clearly irritated. Leaving you alone and shaking its head to fluff up its mane again, it sniffs around, trotting around your temporary camp, and heads straight to your backpack - your food inside, sleeping bag rolled neatly and resting against its side. While you try to remember if you have anything there that could cause danger to the curious animal, the hyena sniffs around it, making sure it's definitely yours, and then...

"No, no-no-no, please, don't-" it's too late. Turning around with the smuggest smirk you ever saw on an animal's face, the hyena lines up and sprayes your stuff generously. The smell of boiling cheap soap and something else hits you almost immediately on that short distance. No amount of washing will save you. You stand there, absolutely speechless and bemused, as the hyena bursts out into loud cackling, almost rolling on the ground and the sight of you.

And then a response cuts through the air - one, two, three other voices, interrupting that little spotted shit's fit. It immediately stops giggling, casts you one last look with a grin and then bolts away, to its family pack.

What a start to your filming trip. You'll just have to hope that hyena doesn't bring all its friends to your camp to cause chaos...

Another important thing about spotted hyenas? Their packs are matriarchal :)

Part 1.5 | Part 2

Series masterlist | Main masterlist

[doppelneer]

MEME-Y ART DUMP

Charred to ash doggo. :)

"Omg big challenges the Sanrio character?!"

(fr though, I hc that big challenges would be cannoneer's favorite Sanrio character)

How to hold the smol.

Also, seriously, don't grab them by the mandible horns those are sensitive and only connected to "muscles" and tissue with minimal support structures. As for upside down by the tail is just disorienting for them and freaks them out.

Redraw of a random screen shot of a disappointed shark

[sharenadraculea]

The Primarchs at the Zoo

Emps is doing family bonding events again, so now they go to the Zoo

Lion: He gets into a staring contest with every big cat at the zoo. Needs to be stopped from getting into a fight with them. Otherwise very well behaved, just staring at animals and making notes. Fulgrim: There is one of those butterfly-houses where they just kind of fly around. Fulgrim is absolutly enchanted. Just sitting between the flowers and waiting for them to come say hi. He also definetly is wearing highly impractical clothes. Perty: Not quite sure what he should do, so he just ends up following Magnus and Fulgrim around. Get‘s to save them, because he thought about taking a powerbank and charging cable with him! Jagh: the pony riding thing is only for kids. This makes Jagh very sad. But he can tell Magnus about all the animals he knows from Chogoris. Tries to steal a horse, a yak and a camel for Magnus (not necessarely in that order) Leman: Wants to befriend every dog and wolf and similar animals. Will bark at them. Then ends up clinbing into one of the enclosures to pet the doggos and get‘s chased away by security. He stole a puppy tough! (Malcador forces Leman to bring it back, because it would be really sad without it‘s parents) Rogal: Not all that interested in the animals, but he really enjoys looking at the architecture. Brought a little sketchbook along for making notes, and some noise cancelling headphones. His siblings still get him to look at some animals and that‘s how everyone learns that Inwit is apparently full of ice-age megafauna. Rogal is just confused why the animals at the zoo aren‘t fluffy Konrad: He was very unhappy at first because there are so many people and it‘s loud and bright and smells. Then Fulgrim bought him some cute sunglasses from the Zoo Shop and Rogal gave him the printed out guidelines for how to care for the diffrent animals, so now Konrad can controll if the zoo is following the rules. As with every family-outing, he has visions of inevtable doom Sang: He is so excited! But some of the animals are very confused by his wings, either thinking he is one of them (very cute, Sang is very happy) or he is prey. Lion needs to buy him ice cream. Well he doesn‘t need to, but it comforts Sang. Then they go to the petting zoo and the goats start chewing on his wings. Sang somehow finds this very cute

Ferrus: He is making artistic photos of Fulgrim. After a while he still get‘s bored with this and goes to listen to Robs animal trivia Angron: Absolutly no one expected him to just plop down in the pettong zoo and feed goats for the rest of the day. The goats are climbing onto him and Angron is just happy. It is very hard to get him home again, Rob: The logistics of running a zoo! He is so excited about that, he nearly forgets they are there for the animals. He made sure to read up on trivia about every single animal in the zoo and now shares this knowledge with his siblings. Morty: He also wants to watch butterflies, but Fulgrim is allready there… after a while they start talking and Morty starts infodumping. Fulgrim finds this too cute. They are later seen walking out of the toilet all disheveled. Things definetly happend Magnus: He is here to do research. Yes, this involves stealing some of the animals. The most dangerous ones around actually. E told him not too, but who would Magnus be if he actually listend? Horus: He is spamming the family chat with photos of well, mostly himself. Sometimes there are animals in the background. Somehow ends up in the penguin enclosure and get‘s soaked. He isn‘t bothered, because the wet shirt accentuates his muscles, but he still get‘s kicked out of the zoo. Emps is very disappointed Lorgar: Not quite sure what he should do at first and kind of ends up wandering around alone. Then runs into Sang at the petting zoo and the goats try to eat his books. They then spend the rest of the day together Vulkan: All those baby animals! He might die from cuteness! He‘s making a ton of photos to share later, including a lot of embaressing things his siblings did. Corvus: They are nowhere to be found at first. Later Vulkan finds them sitting in the birdhouse, petting all the birds. Somehow the zookeepers haven‘t noticed. Konrad does not like this, as it is against the rooms. Alpharius Omegon: They have blended into the masses. No one knows what they did all day, but they return to the spaceship covered in plushies, cheap souvenirs and baby animals. Malcador also forces them to bring the animals back

Bonus: Emps: This was a fantastic idea, he is very proud of himself. Loudly yells about every cool animal he sees Malcador: He is highly stressed out. Why did they decide to make so many kids? Next family trip he‘ll just stay at home Valdor: He pays for everything.

[creatureeditsandredesigns]

“FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!”

Edit/redesign of Loona’s demon form!

I of course, had inspiration from these iconic doggos;

And mixed in some of my own original hellhound concept from one of my non-Hellverse OCs! So gave her hair that turns into fire at the end, the boney tail and back, and the talon-like paws.

I gave her a broken horn to reference her nicked ear. And gave her blue fire as its a hotter fire and I feel would compliment the ice battle going on. I also just removed her clothes cuz I feel like she would’ve ripped out of them completely to free movement though I wonder if Hellhounds have fireproof clothes?

I was quite disappointed with her demon form not being much “demon”-like in canon? All it was was extra eyes and a feral form and I felt like I really wanted to push the idea she was well, a HELLhound, in this design.

Original screencap below!

[archives-of-a-hidden-writer]

Doggos To Cupids

Christian Yu x Reader

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》 Summary: In which Christian somehow lost his dog, Lori, during their daily walk, having been with the leash unlatched on his dog's collar. In search of his dog, he finds his dog playing with another dog, along with its owner not far along. |

》 Warnings: Lost doggo(Not for long), Chill(Semi-bold)!reader, Reader has a dog that's at least twice the size of Lori, awkward but fluff, strangers to something else, neighbors(they lived in the same apartment building. |

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Shit, shit, SHIT. The word repeats on his head as he somehow loses sight of his dog, Lori. Everything was doing fine a few minutes ago. One moment, Lori was just casually sniffing something of the ground, and the next moment, she's gone, out of her leash. And being the good owner Christian is, he ran. He RAN, going back to his steps, to where he went before, everything. He isn't going to leave that doggie lost.

"Lori? Lori!" Christian called, looking around to wherever to see if Lori would come to his calls, "Lori, sweetie!" he called again. He then heard a bark, much so, a bark similar to Lori's.

He called again, running from where the sound came from.

Turning to a corner there, he found his dog, but with a few new friends. There, Lori was playfully barking and running around with another dog, at least double her size. Not too far long, there was a person standing nearby, watching over the dogs.

Christian called for his dog again, and this time, Lori stopped in her tracks and turned to her owner before running off towards him. Christian then hugged and picked up the dog before giving a slightly disappointed look at her, silently lecturing the dog to see why she ran off so suddenly.

"So... You're the owner?" a voice spoke as Christian held his dog. The voice was actually you, the person watching over the two dogs play fighting earlier, "I was wondering where the owner of that pup' is... Considering the detached latch..." you added, pointing over the metal attachment latched on the metal ring of Lori's collar. The same metal was supposed to be the one attached to her leash.

Christian lightly chuckled, albeit, a bit nervous considering the situation.

"Yeah... Sorry 'bout that, I realized it was too late when she got out of it..." Christian said, earning a wave and shake of hand from you, "It's no worries, my doggo here also had fun with her, and I believe she did too," you replied, your dog now bumping its head against your leg, a sign that it seeks your attention.

Christian nodded, now seemingly relieved that you're absolutely fine about what happened.

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The two of you chatted for a little while, pushing aside how both your dog and his are now trying to play fight again while the two of you walked.

Later on, both of you bid your farewell, Christian walking away with Lori in his arms(Leash broken, he can't risk her running off again) while you stopped for a short minute to adore your dog as well as check for anything loose like on the collar, leash, harness, and everything before continuing to walk back into your apartment building.

You thought for a moment of the man and chuckling as your mind thought of when could the two of you met again. Chuckling, you shook off the idea. He's just a stranger. You two just met. It's just a one-time thing. Those thoughts ran to your mind as you reached your apartment building.

Greeting the lady at the front, who you pay your bills to, before reaching the elevators. To your surprise, you once again met the same stranger from earlier, in front of the elevators, waiting as well.

As if faith really likes playing tricks on you, your dog lightly barked at Christian's way, his head turning your way as he heard your dog bark.

"It's you, again," Christian greeted, a happy but also surprised look on his face. "... Yeah..." you slowly said, rubbing the back of your neck and you stand behind him, waiting for the elevator too.

"When I thought of when we would meet again, I didn't think this quick..." you joked, lighting up the semi-awkward situation. Christian chuckled at that, a tinge of red in his features, "Likewise," he replied, now earning the same hue of red in your own features as you both realized each other's words in another way.

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The elevator dinged before it opened its doors for the two of you to enter.

The day was relevant early, so not many people were out nor awake at the moment. There were not many people on the ground floor of the apartment building, leaving the elevator only containing the two of you plus each other's dogs.

As Christian, with Lori still in his arms, attempted to push the button to his apartment's floor, you suddenly went forward and pressed the same floor number. Christian looked at you (a bit surprised) confusingly, now making you look confused as to why he looked at you like that. "What?" you asked, confused at him, "Its my apartment floor number," you added, earning no response from Christian.

"Wait... You lived on the same floor?" you asked, realizing his silence. He only nodded in return. As if things couldn't get any worse(or beautifully).

The two of you lived in the same building and lived on the same floor, and the cherry on top? The two of you are neighboring apartments, with his parallel to yours.

Fighting your mental discombobulation, you hastily bid Christian farewell before ushering your dog inside and closing the door behind you and sliding down onto the floor, back against the door. You placed both your hands together and into your face, trying to deny what's happening. In your defense, despite just meeting, Christian is a cute yet good-looking man, and you're not just talking about physical-wise, but also personality-wise. He's kind, albeit awkward earlier, yet he's still nice to talk to, not to mention if looks could kill, he would be one of the highest killers there is.

As you mentally combust, your dog looks at you, tilting its head as if wondering why its owner is acting like this.

Trying to mentally calm yourself, you just placed both your hands on the cheeks of your dog, tilting its head side to side as if trying to distract yourself from your on-going 'Barely met, but you already love him' moment.

Sighing, you looked at your dog once more, softly smiling before closing your eyes and leaning your head back into the door, "What am I going to do with my life...?" you asked, more to, yourself as you placed both hands back on your face.

Little did you know that someone else is having the same exact scenario as you are behind closed doors.

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Lori looked at her owner in wonder as Christian walked back and forth around his apartment, head up in the clouds. Only then did he stop when he accidentally bumped into one of the furniture. Lightly cursing as he scoots the item back to its original place just before Christian bumped it.

Deflated, he plopped down onto the sofa, hands sliding across his face as he questions himself why his mind is now thinking about the stranger he just met, you. If seeing and realizing you lived on the building he lives on too is bad, the amount of mental strength he held to not combust right then and there when he realized you were the neighbor on the other side of the hallway is immaculate.

"Goodness, Lori... Why must you drag me in like this...?" he groaned, sinking himself deeper into the sofa. Lori could only whine and bark as if she didn't know what he's talking about.

Christian could only chuckle at that. Looking out at the city below, the scenery was lovely, he thought, but those thoughts soon drifted to you. A stranger whom he just met, now making him have these things no one else can. Now, he questions himself once more with one specific question.

If these are the things you make him have just by meeting you, what else can you do to him once the two of you continue meeting 'coincidentally'?

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》 Archiver's Notes: Just a little something considering DPR Ian is back again to grab me on chokehold. Note, he already has me on chokehold ever since his performance in K-Star Spark in Bangkok.

[slitherred]

Tell me, PLEASE, that I am not the only one who finds the Jayvik Punches and Plants dynamic fascinating.

We had a...

Doting Dad and Toymaker Viktor

Retired Superhero and Fanboy Jayce

Things I love about their cameo:

Viktor is never simply referred to as "Viktor." He must be referred to by his full name, "The Super-villain Viktor."

Jayce took off his cap and glasses, and pretended no one knew he was the "Defender of Tomorrow." Very Superman of him.

Viktor acts like an Asian mom to Blitzcrank. "Oh, you did not study law or medicine? How... disappointing." Except: "Oh you are an upstanding citizen? Disappointing."

Jayce has a retractable hammer that turns into a KEYCHAIN. Coolest weapon concept.

Viktor had a giant scary doggo robot while fighting Jayce. (Or it could be Battlecast Prime Cho'Gath? Either way, V is serving a very ✨Megamind Peak Performance✨)

Jayce wears a casual fit version of his usual outfit. AND STILL ACTS LIKE NO ONE CAN RECOGNIZE HIM.

Viktor retired and became a Toymaker. A Toymaker. With a teenie glove on his hexclaw.

Naturally, Jayce retired shortly after Viktor did. And do you know what he did right after?? He began collecting geeky items such as comic books and figurines—and TOYS. And do you know who makes TOYS??

They are making me ill I swear to god.

Punches and Plants fic AU where Viktor finds out Jayce was his number one customer. 😗🤌

[memoria-99]

IkePri routes short comments and personal rankings

* All of these are my personal thoughts.

1st Gilbert

Traumatized villain with death wish. Not a fun route, relatively heavy plots, twisted romance, but a good "villain" route. Emma has real great mentality and very brave, loved how she handled the situation and the relationship. Also the best adaptation of "Beauty and the Beast" theme.

2nd Clavis (Tie)

Four-dimensional troublemaker. The first half was funny thanks to all sorts of weird events and the second half was interesting to see dealing stuff this guy was secretly doing. I liked the romance and chemistry between the two. Emma was very cool and proactive.

2nd Silvio (Tie)

Sharp tongued, materialistic brat. Endless bickering between the two was overall fun to read and though there were moments that I wanted to punch this guy, eventually grew to like him. Used to wonder why so many people love this brat but I get why. Loved how sassy Emma was too.

3rd Nokto

Sly playboy. I think I like these kind of foxy character. Has a sad past. I liked the route because the guy was very smart and Emma was quite cool. What I didn't like was that the romance seemed to be leaning toward too erotic after the two became official.

4th Yves

Star-crossed tsundere kitty. The guy himself was very cute, and the romance between the two was cute and heartwarming as well. But they are both grown ass adults in their 20s and yet their romance was like that of teens.... why.

5th Chevalier

Coldhearted genius. The second best adaptation of "Beauty and the Beast" theme. I liked the process of Emma taming him. But didn't quite like that the guy has the upperhand still. This was the only route that Emma didn't call her suitor only by given name till the very end, so...

6th Licht

Severely depressed one. I liked the heavy story and realistic romance. But, although he's kind he has almost no self-esteem, is a master of self-deprecation, and his past is seriously dark, making me feel depressed as well. I know he's loved by many, but just not my cup of tea.

7th Leon

Charismatic, good-natured brother type. Typical fairytale prince. Has a sad past, but speaking of past, there're handful who are worse than him here... The most ordinary route. I don't remember much honestly.

8th Keith

Double personality. One is very kind and the other is rather bratty. Whole premise itself was interesting but two are so different... and made the romance look like a weird love triangle.

9th Rio

Loyal doggo who always loves Emma. But the route was kinda disappointing, I think it's only meaningful in a way that his love met a happy ending for once.

10th Sariel

Felt more like a "common route" in other games where romance does not exist. I didn't see much meaningful interaction between the two. At least I liked that Emma did best in her role as Belle in this route, but that's all.

11th Jin

Seriously remember nothing about the route except that it was very boring.

12th Luke

A sleepy bear turned into a crazy bear.

PLUS

1. I love the ways "sinner" LIs are written in this game, including Gilbert and Licht, and how Emma deals with those. Instead of trying to just reassure it's okay don't let that bother you, she's like "I know what you did cannot be forgiven, nothing can change that, but I'll embrace even that part of you and lead you to step forward"

2. I love that in the two bastards' route Emma ended up 'winning' them. In Gilbert's it was mentioned that he's the one who was conquered, and Silvio's he thought that it looks like he's the one with the collar.