#docasks

[doctorjohcoy]

IS THE ANGRY BIRDS POST IN REFEREMCE TO SOMETHING I MUST KNOW

HIIII FEAST <3

ok so dude i like have a barebones understanding of this, so its gonna be like secondhand, thirdhand, fourthhand understanding hearsay ??

something something some very hateful blogs made an ask game where its like 'send this to your top hated blogs' blah blah i didnt see this part, sorry this is gonna be vague. i only heard about it cuz some of my mutes got hate/got included in their shitlist at some point?

so these couple of immature trolls are fussing between each other about...someone....named ackee....who possibly reblogged/made angry birds porn art when they were a teen?? and i guess it was still on their blog when they went looking for dirt on this person, so they included it in ackees list of crimes against humanity or something. whatever. this ackee person likes other weird things that i dont remember, but JEEZ i dunno theyre getting into tumblr fights with this person and getting hung up on the angry birds r34 thats about all i saw before i said okay i dont care... I DONT HAVE ANY USERNAMES SORRY because this was like last week and i dont have the brain space to spare on stupidity. for some reason everyones SUPER stuck on the angry birds r34. but thats so. like. meh. like. im desensitized. as far as porn of cartoon characters go its SO meh. i wouldnt wanna know someone who is into angry birds porn, but im not freaking out about it. people make porn of shapes and countries for gods sake. who gives a crap. WHY IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT IT !!! horseplay. the clown car wheels keep turning.

[volatile-shorty]

blocking taylor swift fans is so based i need to start doing that

yeah lmao i cant stand this websites favorite mediocre white woman

its like xreaders or kpop u can encounter posts abt her in any given tag, even unrelated ones, it gets on my nerrrrrrves

[insertive-not-assertive]

🍋🍋?

hi hi hi x3 hiii 8ball!

firsttttt is

starscream! yep i love him yep hes my headeR yeah ive consumed almost any media hes in and yeahhh ive read xreadrs but...lol. i just could never bring myself to make him my fo for real. all these years and i still cant rly see myself with him. i love him though! my dramatic diva babe, star of the show, ultimate queen of my heart x3 i love him forever, hes how i got into transformers at all

and then

balthazar blake! when this movie came out (i was like 11) my fave was balt cuz kid me had like. a nic cage phase. dont @ meeee gjhk i love him a lot and i still think balt is cool and sick but i dont think i like him enough, romantically. so mild crush purgatory forever. hes my friend though instead. i love bringing him up bc i think its ironic that i grew up and flipped to liking maxim instead, who IS my f/o. i love talking about it :DD

[petroglyphy]

would you be alright with betty kins messaging/interacting, or was your last post a bit serious? no pressure if it was! just wanted to ask first. -🦇

hello anon! YES my last post was 100% joke! i like interaction from any ATkins. don't worry, bettys are always welcome.

[transmissiontowerjunkyard]

hi yes i partially blame you for getting me into tma so thank u very much i am having a lot of fun 🌀

:D

>8D

[labbit1337]

hiiiii that post with the cat smooching the bird is tagged cardcaptor sakura but it's actually tokyo mew mew!! ok that's all I hope ur having a good day byeee

omg im so schizophrenic

[doctorjohcoy]

1, 100, 15, and 84 pretty pretty pleeaaassee

yay <3 okay <3

1: your blood by nothing but thieves

100: mamushi by megan thee stallion FT. yuki chiba

15: MY ROSE by beyonce

84: black widow by iggy azalea ft rita ora

[doctorjohcoy]

I sadly have to inform you that vizepop got her hands on Keith David (the guy that voice Dr. Facilier from the princess and the frog) to voice her ugly ass character for her show and this is one of the worst things that ever happened this year LIKE WHY HIM😭😭😭

SHE WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTT

KEITH DAVID NOOO DONT GO IN THERE WHAT R U DOING DUDE

[doctorjohcoy]

sorry u had to learn abt 4chan level internet bullshit here

bubbYYYYYY THEYRE SAYING DROOPY SLEEPY EYES ARENT SUPER SEXY ;_;.....SSSSSO FUCKINGK STUPID

eats grasb

[doctorjohcoy]

canthal tilt is your eye placement as far as i understand, negative is eyes angled down i think??? positive is angled up like 'a predator' or some shit. its just more andrew tate like alpha beta theta bullshit

YEAH I LOOKED IT UP SOME OF IT......FUCKING. WRONG AND GOOFY !!!!! SLEEPY DROOPY BITCHES WIN, AND SLANTED UP IS ALSO WIN.

[volatile-shorty]

HELLO the tags on your last post are so fucking real i think about the fact that (from what we are shown) betty wasnt even processing that magic fantasyland was real because insane tunnel vision alllllll the damn time.. its so crazy to me.. betty grof most fucking awesome incredible character of all time

hohhh

sometimes i hope that it wasnt RLY like that...that she took a moment to breathe...but i know betty doesnt roll like that. she probably worked herself to exhaustion during that year...hence the exacerbated case of MMS (e.g. temple of mars jesus christ betty..) you could put her in candyland toyland whateverland during that period with singing cherubs made of spun sugar and peppermint and licorice and she would still be like...where is simon -_- i gotta get back to work i dont have time for this shit. tears a hole in reality and steps back into Ooo

what was i saying. BETTY GROF FOREVER MOST FASCINATING PERSON EVER MAGIC WOMAN NUMBER ONE CHARACTER TO HAUNT MY BRAIN 25/8 ❗❗❗❗❗✨✨🥺💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💥💥💥💥

[doctorjohcoy]

get tha fOCK OUT M'NOTES YA BETCH 👊👊💥💥

HEE HEE NO

U LOOOOV ME U LIIIIKE ME NO VEY

KIS KIS HUG HUG

[doctorjohcoy]

hi love you byebye

hi elliedile hi hi hi HII ELLIE hi hi HELLO hi hi mags hiiiii hello magz my star hi light og my life for the love of gd hellO💞💞💞💜💚💜💚

LOVE U. BREAD. LOVE UUU. TAIL WAG

[doctorjohcoy]

Purple vodka? 👀

ah fuck i forgot about ths hrhg hey dude

purple vodka!!! my mom brought it home and gave me a sip when i was like....12. instant stars in my eyes it went down so nice

it might be this one but i could be wrong! it was swirly and sparkly like this

[doctorjohcoy]

hiii hru!! -p3tr1k0v

hihihello fellow petrikov...im aight, hbu?

[doctorjohcoy]

btw i love seeing u on my dash it makes my day

hihihihi hello :D thank uuuu /w\ same to you dude!!!! im always glad to see you on my dash, talking abt what ur passionate about 💜💙