#doesthishappentoanyoneelseora

[saturnspaceslut]

hey um just some random shit i wanna say

JUST BECAUSE IM AUSTRALIAN DOESN'T MEAN i AUTOMATICALLY SAY "GDAY MATE" LIKE HELLO? WHEN I TELL PEOPLE IM FROM AUSTRALIA HOES BE LIKE 'ohh australia? like with kangaroos and stuff? you dont look australia" HOW DOES ONE 'LOOK AUSTRALIAN' LIKE EXUSE ME WHILE I SLAP ON A HAT WITH THE DANGLY THINGS AND GET SUNBURNED LIKE WHAT