#doin numbers

[spitblaze]

you ever get assigned something as a project in school and for the rest of your life you have a strange attachment to the subject. in like seventh grade i had an assignment to make a poster about the elemental properties of osmium and to this day everytime someone mentions it im like 'YEAAAAAAH OSMIUM MENTIONED!!!!!!!!'

[aquilaofarkham]

[miss-rum-hee]

[the-anime-man]

I did enjoy this unintentional bit between them not gonna lie

[saltedserval]

made this while I was waiting on the NyQuil to kick in idfk

[asterofthedeepforest]

The person who put him up to this is now a bullet riddled splat on the ground (ﾟ∀ﾟ)

[l1f3l]

Shoutout to this guy idk who he is

[spitblaze]

"30 years old isn't old man" what privilege do you live in where your life expectancy is far past 30 years

This post blindsided me so bad I spent a full minute staring at it in shock

[wiggly-fruit]

[agoodpretender]

Presented entirely without comment:

[alterniansexfiend]

THATS MY GIRL

[midbyte]

have u ever seen a man so beautiful u started crying

[happywithdrawal]

miles really was severely unemployed considering he arrived the SAME DAY that waylon sent that email

[picory]

thought this user's YT icon was a cute little guy... WRONG. genshin impact

[steph-anie723]

osacars on sunday…;;., lord if you can hear us pelase let any other movie that’s not emilia perez win best picture please let emilia perez lose every single oscar it got nominated for pleas eplease please