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pinacoladamatata · 2 years ago

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Everyone got these beautiful headcanons for Astarion and I'm sitting in the corner like a weirdo thinking about how after he was locked in a tomb for a year, "not moving for months" he would have had the Worst case of adhesive capsulitis. Ever. "Months of clawing at the door". This man's rotator cuffs are probably a Wreck.

#what he needs is actually a good RCR with probable capsular release and maybe some PRP #possibly mvasc and bmac too #actually i have decided that vampirism in forgotten realms works like prp / rejuv therapies #i have just decided this.#listen i dont want to get all medical on here....where i come to be stupid . but....#i think that fae'run could havea fuckin field day with researching the affects of platelet rich plasma injections for vampires/undead #dont ask me specifics i think they probably spin it down via gravity magic

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